Got 'mired at the gym today, bros.

[Diode]

http://files.shroomery.org/files/10-16/216351866-feels-good-man_1.jpg

No Aero.

Guy and his wife or girl or whatever were eyeballing my deadlifts. Overheard their convo between reps. She asked him how much weight that was, and he was like.. "a lot. that's all i know." Then he was going on about how he wanted to look like da god (younger guy, maybe early 20s, but bout 135lb I'd guess).. and she was all, why do you want to look like him. Does it make you feel powerful? And he starts talkin bout how nobody fucks with dudes that size and yeah it'd make him feel good about himself. Then she was eyeing me some more and he got mad and made her do extra ab crunches. Hahaha.

Bags how is your progress? I actually fucked up my neck real bad in jiu jitsu and have been out of everything for a week and a half. Probably going to regret this in the morning.

Masaii Split Eight Juice Machine pls discuss mirin' stories of your own here.

Thx.

[veritas]

I GENERALLY SCARE THE WOMEN AT MY GYM.

[El Muffin]

Them bionic ears tho.

[Ghost1]

Lol

Kinda in a weird place right now

I started doin cardio ab9ut everyday..... so my squat dropped down to about 225-240 or so....but my deadlift is still progressing at 350 currently... i want to start texas method but im eating under maintenence and doing daily cardio ....but i dont wanna switch to a bodybuilding program....so idk wtf im doin

[Diode]

Lol

Kinda in a weird place right now

I started doin cardio ab9ut everyday..... so my squat dropped down to about 225-240 or so....but my deadlift is still progressing at 350 currently... i want to start texas method but im eating under maintenence and doing daily cardio ....but i dont wanna switch to a bodybuilding program....so idk wtf im doin

how much time do you spend on cardio that it affected your lifts?

[Ghost1]

30 min on lifting days and 60 on off days

My programming needs updated too....at one point i decided i wanted to deadlift 3 times a week along with squats 3x a week

So that an the cardio i think have affected my squats

Plus i was eating like a horse in winter bit ive cutback aloooot

[Diode]

30 min on lifting days and 60 on off days

My programming needs updated too....at one point i decided i wanted to deadlift 3 times a week along with squats 3x a week

So that an the cardio i think have affected my squats

Plus i was eating like a horse in winter bit ive cutback aloooot

wtf @ all that cardio

HIIT. you know better.

[Ghost1]

Indeed

Indeed ....

I got overzealous cuz im goin to mexico in 2 months

[PancakeBrah]

My left elbow is fucking up.

Hasn't stopped me from lifting at all. I just cut out accessory bench/press work. Which is less than optimal.

Have been doing higher rep work for the past month or so. It's enjoyable. Still start every session with 3x5 of a compound (no deadlifts).

Trying to cut the fat brought on by alcoholic-phase Cake. Also trying to get back to my old pull up numbers. Personal best was 23 dead hang currently sitting at about 14.

Road 2 Redemption, bros.

[Diode]

you should rest the elbow unless you want a lot of problems in your 30s

ASKMEHOWIKNOW

[Diode]

two words nigga;

fish oil and GRIT

fish oil has been proven to be bullllllshit

it's all about the hylauronic acid now. fuck you glucosamine, chondroitin, and MSM.

srs.

[PancakeBrah]

hylauric acid?

i haven't read shit lately. used to be up on the information.

i just need this elbow problem to subside. if i need to pour acid on it so be it.

[Masaii]

An ego thread! I shall participate.

So im at a different gym last night (mine is a chain of gyms) and it was prime time, 6pm. So all the young 20 something gym rats are there with their snapbacks and golds gyms singlets hanging low. I am wearing the nutrition warehouse singlet, it hangs low enough to show my vascularity and definition, but not too low that you cansee my nipples and i look like a douche. Its arms day, the most important day (as you all know). Being new to the branch all the guys are checking me out, seeing how im going to approach the workout. First exercise bicep curls with 50 llb plates on each side of the bar superset with overhead dumbell tricep extensions 110 llb. 3 sets 10 reps of both. Part 1/4 completed. Needless to say i shocked their fragile minds into submission because no one would make eye contact after that and when passing by they would apologise. Thats right fuckstick, you apologise whilst walking past my vacinity of dominance. I mired the fear into those pussys.

Might post one more.

[Diode]

what is "arms day" ?

[Masaii]

what is "arms day" ?

Not sure how to approach this loaded question...

[StarFaggot]

Lol

Kinda in a weird place right now

I started doin cardio ab9ut everyday..... so my squat dropped down to about 225-240 or so....but my deadlift is still progressing at 350 currently... i want to start texas method but im eating under maintenence and doing daily cardio ....but i dont wanna switch to a bodybuilding program....so idk wtf im doin

You just don't have the genetics. Your body is like melted silly putty draped over a stapler. You'll never see your abs, the cardio is a waste you need to do more lifting with smaller weights to get tonnage.

[Masaii]

Bags doesnt lift Aero, you would know this if you lifted, which you also...do not.

[StarFaggot]

I lift. My body is perfect. I've got a 100m sprinter's body lean muscle mass the ladies love. You look like a try hard who's over compensating.

[Masaii]

Sorry do you have a picture to back up these allegation.....I dont think you do.

[StarFaggot]

Lol you stay asking for pics.

[Masaii]

Im just following the rules here Aero, and they clearly stipulate; pics or stfu.

[StarFaggot]

I make the rules here. Don't ever forget that, now let this thread breathe.

[Masaii]

Oh lawd have mercy. Sorry Diode. Do you or cake have any more stories or broscience to share?

[dull boy]

This thread is gay. Not because you lift, or because you lift to pull bitches, but because you're telling a forum full of dudes how you lift to pull bitches.

Gay.

[uh-oh]

at least once a month someone says something about my beard. the beard itself however lends an antisocial quality to my being so honestly people probably would say something daily if they weren't afraid of my naturally imposing presence

but word i usually get a how long did it take, to which i reply, not long enough mysteriously than i fondle there pussies and flee

[uh-oh]

also diode

shirtless pic to thread :gaysmiley: <3

when i get off work before i get in the shower i look so beast. sweating all day reduces my titties and i look like fedor after a weight cut

with slimmer arms tho because im a gentlemen

[veritas]

My left elbow is fucking up.

Hasn't stopped me from lifting at all. I just cut out accessory bench/press work. Which is less than optimal.

Have been doing higher rep work for the past month or so. It's enjoyable. Still start every session with 3x5 of a compound (no deadlifts).

Trying to cut the fat brought on by alcoholic-phase Cake. Also trying to get back to my old pull up numbers. Personal best was 23 dead hang currently sitting at about 14.

Road 2 Redemption, bros.

The body weight revolution!!!

[big baby]

I lift. My body is perfect. I've got a 100m sprinter's body lean muscle mass the ladies love.

guys hes not lying

https://31.media.tumblr.com/a997c938c28178b4765941a1a5a748cf/tumblr_mzj10qEGpD1qd6nkyo1_500.jpg

[veritas]

big baby kamehamaha.

[Diode]

This thread is gay. Not because you lift, or because you lift to pull bitches, but because you're telling a forum full of dudes how you lift to pull bitches.

Gay.

I'm married. I lift for strength. I use that strength in grappling tournaments and on the mat during training. I don't lift to pull bitches.

This thread also is not what it seems. Cake and even Masaii know that.

Vintage dull boy.

[big baby]

dull boy is the guy that will use "whats wrong with being gay" defense when you call him out on being 'gay' but will be the same guy saying you're 'gay' but then will say 'theres nothing wrong with being gay, i was just pointing out it was gay' and then yeah

[dull boy]

Big baby is the kind of guy who makes comments like that.

[dull boy]

Having grappling tournaments is gay.

[dull boy]

Writing about your feelings isn't gay.

[Diode]

Writing about your feelings isn't gay.

i'd pink slip topical you if i felt like writing about my feelings

but i don't

because you gay

[dull boy]

I'd accept, if I had feelings that made me want to prove I'm better than you, but that would be gay.

[big baby]

in a topical i'd take db if he tries, but he probably wouldnt cuz he gay so diode wud prob win

we all gai tbh. id blo db while he blow diode while aero strap ons db

[Diode]

I'd accept, if I had feelings that made me want to prove I'm better than you, but that would be gay.

dawwwww dull boy has no feelings

vintage dull boy

[StarFaggot]

Arent dull boy, batty and big baby the same people?

[Chyeahhh!!!]

I know you workout...chest and yah back all nice
But the 12 gauge will have yah six pack on ice

[uh-oh]

'MIRE STORY #1:

so i was playing basketball for cardio for awhile a year or so back. in my ymca the hoops were in the attic (lol poverty rabbi engineer of peace). sweaty shit nigga. anyways. i was working in a lumber yard so i worked weird hours. i was there one day, hoopin. just practicing my j. sick. then this group of 5 indian/pakistani kids come in. lol wrong place wrong time habeebs. they ask me to play ball. because of course they did. im a baller. so we start playing and im ruthless in the post. just backing whichever quandahar was unlucky enough to be matched up with this 5'10 1/4 david fucking robinson. swear to god had 6 of our teams 15 points bros. i mean, the hakeems were probably 7-8th graders. but that's neither here nor there.

so after the hall of fame performance i put on we all were just shooting around. you know, me and 8th grade indian kids. i hear one of the aziz's tell the other "that's a big dude". then one muhammid asked me how much i bench. i looked at him dead in his soulless arab eyes and said "2 plates for reps"

they seemed mildly impressed.


BANG

how did i miss this? top tier posting. was gonna just hit the rep but i gotta spread it YO