Today something happened to me that I thought would impress all of you, so I'm sharing it.

[dull boy]

Please think I'm cool.

[THE PUZZLEMASTER]

I have a puzzle for u

[Diode]

you don't understand the goal of my posts.

disappointed.

[dead man]

That's great dull_boy, let me rebuttal by sharing an equally impressive story of similar nature here:

[Wise Wiggles]

coke on boats = good times