Random Jackass Connections

[Rawn M.D.]

yeah so i unno but im watchin jackass 3d for my 1st time, its on mtv...and anyways, ive had a few random connections over the years..some small, some not...but its just odd...i unno...for instance

when i was younger i got in some legal sht (things dont really change lol) n i had to do community svc at this indian reservaation. well anyways instead of raking leaves i propostioned the head dood to teach me how to alligator wrestle..n id do it for free, only making tips in leu of the hours...i had to get a form signed n stuff, which i forged, by my mom waiving legal...but i did, i learned, n did the whole thing...so anyways, i met the whole crew cuz thats where they did the 'alligator tightrope' skit in the first one

in college, i bumped into em a few times...randomly, and not as a collective, had drinks n shared stories n stuff

now in this one...i see dood rockin a 'stuarts cove' shirt...which is where i went shark diving...and its not just some shirt u buy...like u buy the shirt cuz u go on that dive...its kinda what they r known for...

theres been others, but i dont feel like going on a whole tangent...

sht like this happen to anyone else?

[super pimp trillionaire]

i propostioned the head dood blah blah blah ..n id do it for free,

sht like this happen to anyone else?

no

[Rawn M.D.]

lol...man it beat raking leaves for liek 300 hrs...plus i made dec tip money...i was like 16-17

[super pimp trillionaire]

is that when you started building your amazing backstory?

[Rawn M.D.]

na...backstory began b4 that.

[Sharp]

bam margera is from, lives in and occasionally parties in the area i go to college

so yes

[Rawn M.D.]

word...lol...u seen that music video he put out recently?

[Sharp]

nah lol, didnt know he had one

now im secretly afraid im in the background or some shit lol

[YDK]

Don't worry sharp ppl just gonna assume its split eight

[Rawn M.D.]

na its like filmed in iceland or suttin...man its shot the fuck out..i 4got the name...but its not very good...but its fucked up...n the vid he like pisses into his mouth...

but yeah steve-o usta wrk at the swap shop flea market as a clown close to where i lived growing up...

[Sharp]

Don't worry sharp ppl just gonna assume its split eight

lmao my mind is at ease

[YDK]

As it should be my friend

[Ghost1]

SO WAIT NOW RAWN IS AN ALLIGATIR WRESTLER! ?!??! SJAJAKZKAOJSNDJS

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OF COURSE HE JUST LET U WRESTLE THE ALLIGATIRS


WHY WOULDNT HE? !?!?!?!?!??!


THAT MAKES ALL THE SENSE IN THE WORLD? !?!?#(#++#+#+#+#+#+#+/#+#(#(#((#9#88




FUCKUUUHUHUUHUJUUUUUUUUU

[Rawn M.D.]

i had to have a legal waiver signed by gaudian at the time..why wouldnt they with no legal responsibility?

[Ghost1]

BECAUSE THATS NOT REALITY!?!?

IM SURE IF LITTLE RAWNOLD FAGGIT FOR LIFE OS SWALLOWED BY A GATOR, LIABLE OR NOT, ITS GOING TI BRING SUM NEGATIVE ATTENTION TO THEIR ESTABLISHMENT

BUT YEA IM SURE WHILE U WERE CLEANING THE TOILETS FOR UR COMMU.ITY SERVICE ISSUED FOR NO DOUBT SUM TYPE OF GRAND SCHEME IN FRAUDULENT MONEY CONFISCATION, U HAPPENED TO CONVINCE THE OTHER NOBODY WORTHLESS FUCK THAT THEIR BUSINESS WOULD ALLOW U TO FOGHT THE ALLIGATORS AS LONG AS U GOT A PERMISSION SLIP


LOOOOOOOOOLLMAOAOAOA


THE FUCK U THINK IR TALKIN TO MAN?

WHY DO U FEEL THE NEED TO INCLUDE URSELF IN THEZE OUTLANDISH ESCAPADES THAT ARE SO FAR REMOVED FROM REALITY!?!?

R U BORED?

GET OFF OF UNEMPLOYMENT AN GET A JOB U FUCKIN LEACH.

[super pimp trillionaire]

damn... innnnn

[Rawn M.D.]

Bags I couldn't make this sht up... Smh... We been t hr u this w the sharks too lol.

[Split]

http://i.imgur.com/8JPLGth.gifp

[Wise Wiggles]

never ceases to amaze

nah but I kicked it with one of the dudes.. the guy with the gold tooth, think he did urban kayaking.. anyways he rolled thru this bar in ptown where I guess he's from or something.. pretty chill guy. forget his name. he was still shook about Dunn and this was like 4 months ago.

[trap.]

This is the reason we need Rawn to stay. For Bags' hilarious breakdowns.

[veritas]

DID YOU FORGET OUR PHONE CONVO RAWN!? ALREADY!???

STOP.

[Rawn M.D.]

lol...wrd