Realest Sht I ever wrote

[Rawn MD]

alright, I try to keep it 100% and I know that its a running joke bc some of u think well that its a running joke, and thats u... im happy u can't relate to my sht, and that u were given a sheltered life.

I was not afforded that luxury, but no hate...do u, imma do me.. i aint got to convince no one of nothing esp on here, so im glad my sht unbelievable to u...in the real world, we prob would never interact, for this reason, so ur opinion is urs, and I can respect that

but ne ways...I caught a new charge n VOP'd a few weeks back, went on a run, handled some sht, got my mind right, and im turning myself in today.

Now, this second VOP on 3 year probation, with a new charge...and then additionally, I have 2 other warrants related to it...so really 3 VOP's...new charge, FTA 4 court for new charge, and technical 4 not reporting this month.

Im a little concerned though bc my new charge, although a misdemeanor, follows my M.O...so I can truly see the courts repealing original judgement, also...2nd VOP is a real bad look... and last time I bucked 4 5 months.

Now, G sht, I can do time, thats just sitting thats not my worry, my worry is the extent of time is a total mystery, which is fuckin me. 30 days to 6 months I can do no prob, in fact if they offer me reinstatement, I may just say give me the time, and get off...however, they can toss probation say it aint working, and hit me over the head with the book, and I score out big... judge said 23 years originally if served consecutive...which really is how they muscled me into probation originally, bc i knew its trap nature...and this go round aint no money for a high price lawyer, and public defender basically works for the state, i mean DA and PF get paid out the same pocket, so lbr...I'd pro se, but I'm not that dumb or arrogant.

So basically, I doubt Ill get 23 yr highly, but I also will be surprised if they reinstate...only reason is I had 3 months till early termination, smh...whatever. I'm thinking 3 to 5 closer to 3 with good behavior...problem is I aint a bitch, and will fight (esp in there,) I nd all I got my ppl aint puttin sht in my account lol. Know having said that, and knowing a few of u from my own perceptions...understand, when I go to jail it's probally not the same as when/if u go to jail...i go str8 to high profile/high risk/escape cell with a red wristband. I am not getting good behavior. Even just doin me with my mouth shut and back to the wall, i already know. Truth. Morever, I don't expect jail to b my last stop...this DOC corrections probation...big house = /.

So hopefully im back soon, but if not, thats my story...and like i prefaced...if its for ur entertainment, i respect that, if u relate, I respect that more. Take how u want, and get it how ya live. Last time, Im prob putting myself on blast in a minute...I do this for u NC. Enjoy and PZ.

[Strikta]

Sounds like ur bout to do 3 bro.

Why'd u keep violating?

[El Muffin]

Sounds like ur bout to do 3 bro.

Why'd u keep violating?

This this this this this

Im thinking 3

2 or reinstatement if yr lucky

[PancakeBrah]

If your'e lying you're an attention seeking douche.

If you're telling the truth you're an idiot who thinks bragging about crimes to your text rap e-friends will boost your e-cred like anyone gives a fuck.

Either way, good job.

Best of luck with your incarceration goals in 2014-2037

[El Muffin]

Noone thinks like that Cake

Expecting a prototypical bags "my life is a lie n im actually a nice guy no racist" thread?

Smh a nig cant even tell the truth.on this bitch without sum homo comin out the woodworks

Wed rather hear about some 5 8 fake griffin beasting 3 v 3 against the starring cast of slumdog millionaire

Haha nc got u feelin sometype of way arrogant

Bros I so smart why I bank teller n not accountant

Hahahssass because theres more to being smart than being a pompous awkward fuck, thats why

Negro pleaaaase

[Sharp]

Stay safe rawn, hope it all works out for you bro

[PancakeBrah]

I'm not a teller lol.

You seem maximum butthurt right now though.

See here's the key difference between my basketball story and this topic; I wrote mine knowing it was stupid and wrote it up purely at my own expense for some laughs. Because this is the internet. Whereas this topic is faggotry.

If you can't tell the difference that's no problem to me.

You seem feminine this morning. Drink some coffee, quit caring if I'm arrogant, and check out some other sites. Thanks.

[El Muffin]

Lol.

Real shit..nigga might be eradicated from webs..possible farewell thread=faggotry

Fake ass midget basketball posting up mini ahmednijads =not faggotry

Jaded

Obv a member of the 4chan community

[El Muffin]

Stay up rawn.

Little faggots will be little faggots

Im out

[El Muffin]

Nah all im saying is theres no room for reality here

Just fakeassedness

N I think you know your guilty as charged

The fact that you even brought up, e cred is a key indicator

Who thinkslikethis?

Faggot

[El Muffin]

Ur either a teller or an errand boy

Regardless

Life sucks

Its ok

Nc is here.

Let your imagination run wild

Instead of your day consisting of giving.people lollipops for new bank accounts it can consist of you.pretending to be karl malone in the attic of your neighborhood church you lost,wayward soul

[El Muffin]

So you're bitching about the lack of reality on a text rap website, under the name Attack of the Muff while arguing with 'El Pancake'? Where a bald psychiatrist called the mind assassin berates a bag and threatens to eat him alive? Where strikta gets a new std and kid every week? You're taking it on yourself to white knight for reality, and I'm the asshole? Lol fuck off. If you're here for real nigga street shit YOURE the douchebag here. No one else.

Your reaching

Why does everything have to be so fake to the point reality cant even be discerned

[Inno]

This some real nigga shit.

[Rawn MD]

Aye if u read the thread, all responses are expected...

I air myself on both ends...for the enjoyment of those who take it as a joke, and for those who know the struggle

Believe what u want IDGAF...

but yea im going with the expectation of 3 to 5 tbh...hope im wrong, but rather be mentally prepared 4 that at least.

and this is not a brag thread, I never said I was proud of being a delinquent..yall took that upon urselves... so I ran with it for lulz...

U r going to take this as it is... a troll or real..either way, chances r ill b surprised if im here 2marow, and if i am its bc I had reasoning to stay out an extra day...

this sht sucks IRL, but someone will get some enjoyment and this is the interwebz...so I put myself on blast, genuinely bc i may not be proud of my actions, but I chose to do them, so there is no shame.

Get ur lulz if thats what ur here for. Either way it serves its purpose to me, and the reader.

Im waiting 4 a ride to probation though.

[El Muffin]

Cake .

Nah I dont rock with u coz I had a moment of clarity n categorized you.

You said some really type homo shit a few days ago.

Edit: what do you appraise cake. Ur rawning righ now



You fucked around n the metro came out

[Dope girl]

Hello love, how are u doing today? show me what u got in open mic spot.

[Dope girl]

Rawn you got skills I love it.

[El Muffin]

Cake when all is good

Ill post my pic

and ether your soul in the process

Watch.

Lol are you that smallminded that you think im scared to post my pic cause you faggots?

Manuknow what

Keep drinking the kool aid n stay tuned nigga.

[Geno]

you aint getting reinstated. your a flight risk -high potntial flight risk at that, and thats just based on what i just read. go in there expecting at least three. dont be mad if they crack you with five and then put you back on probo though. you aint gonna be off the books for a long time bruh

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Peace to you rawn. If the revolution comes I will smite the oppressioners in your honor...with modified shoulder mounted leaf blowers


In all seriousness though hold your head....ffc

[El Muffin]

Aight cake. Have a nice day rns

Oppressioners deaded me

[StarFaggot]

Another loser. NC is nothing but failures. Good stuff.

[trap]

Vote = Real Nigga Pancake.

[Frank]

MC Greg Braid E, what the fuck happened to you? You took that bartending shit too far bro. Now you're going to be tending to those bars for the rest of your miserable life.

Throw the book at him.

[El Muffin]

Cutthroat

[Hush]

MC Greg Braid E, what the fuck happened to you? You took that bartending shit too far bro. Now you're going to be tending to those bars for the rest of your miserable life.

Throw the book at him.

Salute
Fuck this lying corny ass peice of white trash


I hope u get fucked by the essays

[Dope girl]

guys stop hating on Rawn, ya'll cats know he's one of the greatest on here.

[Rawn MD]

Frank tell cherry ill miss her

and hush im dissapointed in u, and this hostiliy...understand Im not Marv J

Come to the chicken spot, and drop the lisp.

[Frank]

I'll fuck a roll of toilet paper with a warm bag of milk crammed inside it for you, in your memory

[Hush]

Frank tell cherry ill miss her

and hush im dissapointed in u, and this hostiliy...understand Im not Marv J

Come to the chicken spot, and drop the lisp.

You can't go to the "chicken spot" cuz u look like u

I just think ur fake
Sorry


If u about that life why so vague
What are u accused of
No one is asking for a confession



But wait
Don't

[Rawn MD]

Hush do u not rmbr my trial thread

my wrap sht was pretty much aired out

this new sht is petty af, but bc of the nature of it, and the fact that im on probation, with a 2nd vop, if i catch it..it can alter everything

but word, u right, u right

u still in ya moms house, and she still happy to have u there...
That explains the perspective more, and I won't. Do ur research.

and frank drop a pause and, remove 'ur memory' from the sentence. U good.

[namix]

Most people can't believe it because the actions sound too stupid for someone with a head on their shoulders, in any capacity - even remotely attached, to execute upon time and time again.

You are repeating the same behaviors you always have.

The universe is simply fulfilling your expectation, of being completely shitted on for the rest of your life. Good luck bro.

[The youngest boss.]

Stay up, my guy. Shit'll work out for ya.

[StarFaggot]

No offense but you deserve prison time. No sympathy and this isn't the realest shit you ever wrote, this is just you admitting you're a fuck up which you've always done.

Peace.

[StarFaggot]

...,

[PancakeBrah]

Aero and namix with the level headed perspective.

[Dominate]

You are a criminal and you do deserve to serve time tbh.

But you have an amiable disposition and I like that you're cool with people roasting you.

I hope prison changes you for the better and you come out with a different perspective on life.

Thanks for the update.

[Hush]

Hush do u not rmbr my trial thread

my wrap sht was pretty much aired out

this new sht is petty af, but bc of the nature of it, and the fact that im on probation, with a 2nd vop, if i catch it..it can alter everything

but word, u right, u right

u still in ya moms house, and she still happy to have u there...
That explains the perspective more, and I won't. Do ur research.

and frank drop a pause and, remove 'ur memory' from the sentence. U good.

Your mad at me why

Ur going to jail soon according to you
But ur here
Why


This is why I can't respect u


Sorry


Gluck tho

[Frank]

I'm going to go dumb in Rawns mom while he's gone

[Untold]

damn. this shit sucks to hear

i've been where you been Rawn MD but there's a way out. gotta get rid of the b/s following you in life
-old friends
-old hang out spots
-old behaviors
-drugs
-alcohol

real shit... once i made a decision to do all that, life got good. it IS good! everything about my past life is no longer appealing nor is it something i'd ever go back to

my prayers are with you dude. be safe and stay up.

[Brian Bryan]

damn, this the same RD talking about how to be a good parent in that other thread?


word

[TYSON]

Noone thinks like that Cake

Expecting a prototypical bags "my life is a lie n im actually a nice guy no racist" thread?

Smh a nig cant even tell the truth.on this bitch without sum homo comin out the woodworks

Wed rather hear about some 5 8 fake griffin beasting 3 v 3 against the starring cast of slumdog millionaire

Haha nc got u feelin sometype of way arrogant

Bros I so smart why I bank teller n not accountant

Hahahssass because theres more to being smart than being a pompous awkward fuck, thats why

Negro pleaaaase

This was pretty accurate

[Brian Bryan]

you aint getting reinstated. your a flight risk -high potntial flight risk at that, and thats just based on what i just read. go in there expecting at least three. dont be mad if they crack you with five and then put you back on probo though. you aint gonna be off the books for a long time bruh

lmao why Geno the 4'9 in here talking like he actually knowledgable on this subject in any rail event way at all?

ole bottom lip pulled over the top ass wig

[uh-oh]

ive been trying to stay out of this thread just cuz of the overwhelming feelings of facepalm/smh-ness

rawn if your still scurrying around and see this

turn yourself in now nigga. not tomorrow. quit fucking around, been telling you to turn yourself in since the other thread

go in, do your time, get out, get a job at burger king and a fat bitch.

figure shit out, life aint what you wish it was my dude

its a terrible existence

[Geno]

Maryland case search.com @bryan brian

My rap sheet read 3 deep breaths. Yours only reads wack rhymes. I AM the authority.
Spent three years of my life behind bars. Only bars you comprehend are the gay ones you jot

[Geno]

And you still can't see me in a write night battle. 15 minute freestyle with a given topic hosted by anyone who can set the forum. Been ducking that for a year now tough guy

[Geno]

Wizard of oz unicorn and colorful rainbows loving ass queer.

[El Muffin]

N you are proud?

Nig I had pnds of that loud flying off the shelves

N all I got on my record was a possession with intent to distribute

Well not anymore

I personally know the D.A in my parish

He plays poker with my pops

Expunggged niggas

Fwm

Judge "you seem like a nice young man..I dont ever want to see you again"

YessuhMasta never again

*speedy Gonzalez sfx*

[Geno]

nah, aint say i was proud. this was a question of my knowledge of the subject. my response was simply to prove tat i do in fact have experience with such issues. thats all. and you did something rite then. good shit.

lol @seem like a nice young man though. wtf

[El Muffin]

Lol. Shirt tucked in n everything thing my nogga

No shame in court

The art of conformity.

Why do ppl come to court looking/carrying themselves like a perp

I just dpnt want probation.

Dont want to have to report tp anyone u know

That probation shit just hangs pn your conscious

[Diode]

i had your florida doc page bookmarked, gregory

i look forward to that link working again so we can keep tabs on you!

ps

what is going rate for a husqvarna leaf blower these days

i know a guy

just saying

[Geno]

yo, true shit Attack of the Muff

i feel you though dog. i transform in the courtroom to. i should have been a lawyer. its funny how just an exceptional knowledge of large words and a little bit of debating skills can get you so far in court. plus i know the law cause don esat in so many court rooms and wittnessed so many different cases and shit while waiting on my own. its just common knowledge now. but trust me. stepping up and looking propper is the way to go. some folks on the other hand, though, have no choice but to bum it -and its just cause they aint got a damn bit of nice attire to wear when the time calls for it. i on the other hand -keep a nice suit. or at least some slick shit that looks clean for certain times.

[Dope girl]

drop sum in open mic.

[Mike Wrecka]

rawn why does trouble keep finding you?


I had these type of issues way back when but ya while on probo just cease all illegal activity man


and stay away from anyone who is involved in that type of thing



anyway gl broski

[Rawn MD]

Well im still duckin the law

they went to my peoples house...

searched, and left warrant numbers and stuff...

im really waiting to hear from my old private attny as to what i should b expecting realistically...

its the variability of the sentence that is keeping me out..i can do time, i just can prepare myself to do it when it could be 30 days or 5 yrs...

but word...living on borrowed time is a bitch..

[StarFaggot]

Well im still duckin the law

they went to my peoples house...

searched, and left warrant numbers and stuff...

im really waiting to hear from my old private attny as to what i should b expecting realistically...

its the variability of the sentence that is keeping me out..i can do time, i just can prepare myself to do it when it could be 30 days or 5 yrs...

but word...living on borrowed time is a bitch..



5 to 30 damn... You're white, you're poor and tbh no one cares to see you behind bars.. Turn yourself and appear remorseful I doubt you get a year.

[Rawn MD]

im white and broke..

i can make that distinction, can u?

socio-economics are socio-economics.

Aero can a rich mans life not be broke, by other things than money?

Money is a byproduct of something larger, when u make this realization ill b here.

[Hush]

Lol but u don't even got. $$ rAwn


We assume aero has nothing
Ur confirmed



Do u not have real friends to vent to?

[Masaii]

Do u not have real friends to vent to?

Lol, did you just read what you typed?

[oats]

Solid thread. Rawn, my legal advice would be for you to continue ducking your ethical accountabilities, sneak across the border, and start a new life.