So I got called to work offshore tmrw..

[El Muffin]

Iono how far we will be out there

This is my first time going..so I dont know if ill have internet connection.

Money is fucking legit...the wage is eh ok..but the hours tho? Killer.

84 hrs a week. But I only rly work 7 hrs a day the othrr 5 per day r guaranteed overtime considering were basically always there(obv).

,3 wks out there
1 wk off

I gotta go to water survival training tonight where theres this big replica helicopter.in a swimming pool and they flip it upside down n u have to unbuckle n break out . Divers will b there to assist just in case somebody.panics

Wish me luck bros

Im bout to gwaaaap

[PancakeBrah]

Dear diary,

[El Muffin]

Cake go run some errands or something.

Boy.

[veritas]

Post a pic of you writing in your diary of lonely cowardice.

[El Muffin]

Look

The faggots flock

Next?

[veritas]

You are fizzing out...lacking stamina. Your subconscious hates u.

[El Muffin]

Its 9am

I dont have the energy to fuel your trollmobile today.

Go away. Or stay. Matters not

You will be ignored itt from here on out

[Batty]

I gotta go to water survival training tonight where theres this big replica helicopter.in a swimming pool and they flip it upside down n u have to unbuckle n break out . Divers will b there to assist just in case somebody.panics




in before MUFF DIVING.

[veritas]

Its 9am

I dont have the energy to fuel your trollmobile today.

Go away. Or stay. Matters not

You will be ignored itt from here on out

Ignore: verb. to purposefully not pay attention to.

Syn: mad, anger, cowardice

[El Muffin]

I need to get some Dramamine(sp)

I dont know if I get seasick

But helps to be.prepared

Either gettin flown out there via heli or 7hr boat ride in choppy sea :/

Shit will b interesting

The process to get this job was unbelievable.

Took me forever to get my twic card

Had to pass.a 5 hr written test

Exhausting

[El Muffin]

Yo srs query

Do any.of u have relatives that have worked.offshore

Can you find out how they search you?

Mwhahahaaas

[PancakeBrah]

We are interested in your life. Please, keep posting.

[veritas]

We are interested in your life. Please, keep posting.

Dead. He is lying. Fizzle out you boring insipid frop.

[trap]

This is V at his best. Salute.

[veritas]

This is V at his best. Salute.

Who are you?

[Diode]

Who are you?

trap

duh

[veritas]

Oh. My bad.

[Orc]

When did it become cool to hate on Muff

This site is garbage full of sheep

Losers irl also

For shame

[Diode]

When did it become cool to hate on Muff

This site is garbage full of sheep

Losers irl also

For shame

he argued with bags and the site turned

[veritas]

Orc is an effeminate sissy.

[trap]

When did it become cool to hate on Muff

This site is garbage full of sheep

Losers irl also

For shame

There's only two people hating on Muff, the rest are just popcorn.gif

[El Muffin]

Lol.

These ffags are coordinating together

Look at cake visitor msgs

Bags "dan you do it. Pull plug on this coward"

Lol

Sad but im am unphased.

Yall pming each other about me n shit

Keep trying people

[veritas]

WRONG:

YOU ARE BORING
YOU ARE A DiCK RIDER
YOU ARE A COWARDLY DUCKER
YOSHIMITSU SEPUKU.

[El Muffin]

How bout them cowboys

Whos dick do I ride tho?

I dont like bags

Dont like cake

Erm

The rest I dont take issue with

[veritas]

SHUT YOUR COWARD MOUTH NOOB.

[PancakeBrah]

Lol.

These ffags are coordinating together

Look at cake visitor msgs

Bags "dan you do it. Pull plug on this coward"

Lol

Sad but im am unphased.

Yall pming each other about me n shit

Keep trying people

1) that message wasn't about you lmao. Mostly.because you're unimportant

2) lol @ you checking my profile

Single white female behavior

[veritas]

Muff is destined to be a mid card at best tag member. He is far too boring and Un unique to captivate the audiences on his own, let alone main event the clashes of this board.

[Wise Wiggles]

I'm bout to watch Candyman 2 sometime today. Skully in the first one was a woodplow.

[El Muffin]

Hardy boys going hard in the paint righ now

Your doing it guys

[veritas]

SHUT YOUR COWARD MOUTH BOY. GROW UP AND RETIRN

[PancakeBrah]

Muff's Day

>manual labor
>log onto netcees
>write horribly worded punchline for SIG
>check pancakes user profile for any new changes
>search->threads by user->el pancake
>find posts
>make a nonsensical post
>check pancakes profile again
>make dear diary thread
>go to bed
>wake up at 2:00 am
>check pancakes profile
>jerk off to profile picture
>go to sleep

Repeat

[El Muffin]

Don't flatter yourself

We both know what I said was entirely accurate

[PancakeBrah]

Yawn

[Diode]

cake why is your muff av bigger than muffs

[El Muffin]

Subliminal

[PancakeBrah]

cake why is your muff av bigger than muffs

Because I'm superior obv

[El Muffin]

Nailed it.

Superior in writing poems

N BOARDING LVLS

I ether bags in battle

U want nxt?

Reg no pic.

Veritas I havent forgotten

[PancakeBrah]

Gone @ no pic

I'll do pic only

[El Muffin]

You gotta wait then

Oh well.

[PancakeBrah]

Lol aw shucks

[El Muffin]

No.

I have my reasons

But your comments are justified

I wont take issue with them

All will be explained in due time

Wont be participating in any roasts until I honor my commitment

[Orc]

Muff just ignore Veritas like the rest of this website

i havent read a post from that Pitbull lookalike in 2 yrs

[veritas]

Muff just ignore Veritas like the rest of this website

i havent read a post from that Pitbull lookalike in 2 yrs

Come at me girl. I will touch your peehole.

[Greed]

I been sitting here for the better part of 5 minutes wondering why muff was quintuple posting wierd shit to veritas.

[El Muffin]

Greed cakes avy fooled you too apparently

I didnt dbl post like I usually do

[RD McFly]

in before MUFF DIVING.

+1

/thread

Good game.

[El Muffin]

Oh well. Im going to be out there 3wks with no smoke.

Fortunately im not addicted nemore but.id rather have some

Not taking the risk but watch theres goin to be sum blk market shit goin.on