THIS FUCKING TEDDY GRAHAM, RAY RICE CURLY HAIRED OBESE STEPHEN CURRY CUBA GOODING JR WITH DIABETES LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER (ROAST OF MUFFINS CHUBBY ASS)

[big baby]

http://i.imgur.com/oXrmPBR.jpg

THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE HE CHASED GOLDILOCKS AROUND LMAO YOU LOOK LIKE BULBASAUR IF HE GOT TURNED INTO A HUMAN, YOU OL GEODUDE FUCKING PORCUPINE POSSUM MOTHERFUCKER. MUFF, USE SOLAR BEAM

muff: MUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEERR BEEAAAM

DUDE YOU LOOK LIKE THE ATTACK OF THE PUFFY ASS CHEEKS omg

[big baby]

LOOKING LIKE ANIME BONERS MUSTACHED PEDO COUSIN WITH A VENDETTA AGAINST THE CHEESE ON MOUSETRAPS

[El Muffin]

HAHAHA YESSSS

WINNER SHALL BE PRAISED FOR TIME IMMEMORIAL

[Vulgar]

Lookin like a gay Snorlax from Samoa

[Vulgar]

Lookin like if Hush turned into Warren Sapp

[big baby]

DEAD @ THIS DUDES ROOSTER THROAT

YOU LOOK LIKE CUBA GOODING JR WITH A TASTE OF REVENGE FOR THE ATTACK OF THE GUMMY BEARS

YOU LOOK LIKE A GUMMY BEAR GONE BAD

YOU LOOK LIKE RAVEN SIMONS LITTLE BROTHER IN THATS SO RAVEN WITH A FETISH FOR LESBIAN GIRAFFE PORN

YOU LOOK LIKE THE DISTANT COUSIN OF A PLATYPUS AND HYENA. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU DO THE VOICE FOR STITCH IN LILO AND STITCH. YOU LOOK LIKE LILOS DAD. DUDE YOU GOT THE SAME COLOR DISTINCTION OF A 45 YEAR OLD HAWAIIAN LIMBO VETERAN

[big baby]

DUDE WAS GROWING HIS MUSTACHE FOR 11 YEARS SO HE COULD TAKE THIS PICTURE.

[Sharp]

Lookin like if Hush turned into Warren Sapp

holy shit hahaha



lookin like Anthony Anderson's Jackie Chan impression

got a ski jump nose

[Vulgar]

This dude looks like he bathes in Cinnamon Toast Crunch tainted milk.

Looking like the WB Frog went on a sumo wrestling binge.

KING KONG... TOOK A SHIT.... ONNNN MEEEEEE

[Joe Metts]

Looking like obese hush

I'm drunk I'll be back tomorrow lol

[Joe Metts]

Somebody already made the hush comparison. :(


Looking like Cuban sausage Linx

[uh-oh]

Lookin like if Hush turned into Warren Sapp

lmao

[Inno]

Lookin like a gay Snorlax from Samoa

this wins all.

[big baby]

Dude looks like Donkey Kong doing 1970s cosplay

Dude looks like the puerto rican dude from Coach Carter if he gave that motivational speech to a group of barrel chested teddy bears "OUR DEEPEST FEAR IS NOT THAT WE'RE FAT AS SHIT, OUR DEEPEST FEAR IS THAT WE EAT BEYOND MEASURE"

Dudes afro is the prototype for adidas velcro technology in eastern Somalia

[El Muffin]

HAHAHAHAHA

I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS

[Vulgar]

http://www.ablackcelebrity.com/wp-content/gallery/craig-robinson-pictures/Craig-Robinson-actor-image-014.jpg

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http://cdn10.mixrmedia.com/wp-uploads/ningin/blog/2010/01/pwq_sora_no_woto_-_02_hd_002473fdmkv_snapshot_2106_20100113_111942.j pg

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http://i.imgur.com/oXrmPBR.jpg

[Vulgar]

FINISH HIM

[big baby]

Dudes channeling his mexican burrito 'blue steel'

Dude looks like a voloptuous corn farmer meets Ms. Cleo

[big baby]

Dude looks like Cedric the pandatrainer

This dude got the genes of the Nutty Professor combined with Halle Berry in Losing Isiah

[Vulgar]

Lookin like Battle Toad got disqualified from Iron Chef: Genitalia

Looking like his screenname in high school was 'yeahiwannafuckuintheassgurlsowhat?239'

Looking like a feminist

[El Muffin]

GET MY THICK ASS EYEBROWS

DONT SLEEP ON MY EYEBROWS

YALL GOT MY STEP BROTHRR LEANING

[big baby]

Dudes not going overseas, they're deporting his mustache.

Currently the 94.4% shareholder in the trademark term "muffstache"

Dude has a medusa stare, except he stares at a little kid and HE gets stone hard. Fucking faggot

[Vulgar]

Looking like Mark Henry if he was educated in Beijing.

[Vulgar]

Looking like Jabba the Hut and a black baby were put into a miniaturization machine in the middle of a South Korean genetic explosion.

[Vulgar]

Dyke Tyson looking ass nigga.

[big baby]

Dude looks like he's about to read thank you speech honoring his mentors E. Honda and Snorlax

You look like a fucking bulldog got bred with a chihuahua.

Fuck your stare faggot.

Dude look like he's gonna eat me.

You look like the mix of Tyson and a wildebeest, bitch. Mike Bison.

Dude sued Capcom for his likeness in a videogame, Balrog. You look like Balrogs balls, dog.

[big baby]

Dyke Tyson looking ass nigga.

looooooooooooooool dyke tyson + mike bison rofaeonfia

[big baby]

Dude trademarked his hair the 'afroMuff'

named should be attack of the puff. http://media.star-telegram.com/smedia/2013/11/25/18/42/9v4Hk.St.58.jpeg

prince fielder looking ass. Built like an effeminate soda can

[big baby]

Dude looks like a dominican marine biologist

You ain't mulatto. You're a mulacafelatte with a milky foam to top it off.

Your hair absorb shit like a solar panel, except all it's absorbing is bad genes

[big baby]

Dudes squinting at his bank account.

[Sharp]

Lookin like someone switched dudes eyebrows with his stache

[big baby]

Auditioned for role of a drug dealer, got the role of a pug dealer. You look like I grew my neopet to level 112. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? REWARD: THERAPY. Dude looks like Big Puns distant cousin; Voluptuous riddle.

[El Muffin]

Drape game strrong

I kno its fri but u fags better go in tmrw

Yall have accosted me for so long..

I finally acquiesced

[trap]

You look like you have Downs.

Did I do this right?

[Hush]

Lookin like if Hush turned into Warren Sapp

Lmao

[El Muffin]

You look like you have Downs.

Did I do this right?

Unfortunately no

ive been clowned on a number of things

Downs?

Reaching haaard


My personal fav thus far is anthony anderson jackie chan impression

Screenname yeaiwannafukuinassgurlsowhat239

N bb medusa shit

[Geno]

the walrus

[El Muffin]

Batty

I SUMMON THEE

[El Muffin]

Upping.

My soul is intact

Its the wknd so I understand

[Hush]

Nigga look like chyeah before he discovered conspiracy sites

[Badweather]

This nigga looks like mall security, and his name is Bryce

[Vulgar]

This nigga look like a Bad News Bear became a Mongolian sous chef.

[Vulgar]

Lookin like Iran Barkley just came out of a peach tea party.

Lookin like if King Koopa was a big loser.

Lookin like his name was Templeton.

This nigga looks like he can shoot refrigerator magnets out his mouth like bullets.

He looks like Beanie Sigel was cross mutated with a sea sponge.

[El Muffin]

Lmfaaaaaao^

Whats with these asian themed ribs vulg? (Mongolian sous chef)

I look like I got chingchong in me?

[Vulgar]

Looking like he has a weak handshake.

Looking like a barricade guard from Lesbian Island.

Looking like his watch doesn't even have numbers on it, it just says G-A-Y

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Nigga edges his mustache in the shape of a frown

[El Muffin]

On god.

My stache hasnt been touched in like a month

Grows all beastlike like that my nigga

I usually have a stache similar to yours n hushes chyeah

Ion kno what they call it

Barber just trims it for me

I need haircut..long overdue

[Chyeahhh!!!]

FAM...you look like you walk up to random people and recite a battle verse...stare them down briefly afterwards and then just walk away

[Chyeahhh!!!]

This nigga looks like Badderweather

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Your stache don't look shit like mine. If I had a stache like yours I would talk to people with my head down. You look like you use rogain ChapStick. I bet you lip sync commercials with a cousin it accent. The hair follicles above your mouth should be studied and examined for hair loss research.

[El Muffin]

Fuck!

Battys here

Ohnooooo

[Batty]

http://i.imgur.com/oXrmPBR.jpg

THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE HE CHASED GOLDILOCKS AROUND LMAO YOU LOOK LIKE BULBASAUR IF HE GOT TURNED INTO A HUMAN, YOU OL GEODUDE FUCKING PORCUPINE POSSUM MOTHERFUCKER. MUFF, USE SOLAR BEAM

muff: MUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFEERR BEEAAAM

DUDE YOU LOOK LIKE THE ATTACK OF THE PUFFY ASS CHEEKS omg



Looking like Dominican Republic Jack Black

Looking like a Care Bear with Down Syndrome.

this nigga uses cookies and creme mustache wax

Diddy Kong Racing face ass nigga

Lookin like Corky from Life Goes On finished dead last in a Bruno Mars look alike convention

this nigga makes mixed drinks with packets of pudding

Looks like Perry The Platypus joined Menudo

looking like he got a Tasmanian devil tattoo and he sales oranges by the overpass


Looking like the baby monkey who was homeboys with Tarzan

Looking like a Samoan Digimon

I bet this nigga smells like corn chips and desperation

nigga mustache looks like vintage Jenna Jameson pubes.

nigga got a Sheamus wrestling figure that he put in his butthole

nigga got a job folding burritos

Started off as one of the kids working in the mines in Temple of Doom


Life of Pie

Scumdog Millionaire

Looks like every minority formed one chubby zord

looking like he co-sign Captain Planet

Looking like a lesbian caveman before glasses were invented

Looking like he makes sports coats out of Llama fur in one of Kathy Lee Gifford ' s old sweat shops

Lookin like he sells weave hair at a LGBT beauty shop in Manhattan.

Lookin like a Garbage Pail Kid with type 2 diabetes

looks like he gave himself a fade with a cheese grater

[Batty]

Chinese Tyler Perry

Lookin like Jax from Mortal Kombat had a one night stand with a jack o lantern.

Lookin like one of Tito Jackson's kids

Nigga still trying to play GameCube games online

Looking like he brushed his hair with a brillo pad dipped in penguin after birth

Lookin like a fillipino Luis Guzman

[Batty]

Looking like he a boner when his uncle molested him.

Eyebrows look like 2 puma tails glued to his forehead.

Looking like a Transgender Hamtaro

Vietnamese Alphonso Rebeiro

Sewer Shark face ass nigga

Lookin like a Cuban camel embryo

Looking like he collects fingernails and teeth

Looking like a pregnant Wuzzle

[Witty]

Dead Batty

And also dead @ buu absorbed Hush tag, step forward and get this rep.

[El Muffin]

TRANSGENDER HAMTARO

GJDGKKKFGKLGD

!!!!

[El Muffin]

Dead Batty

And also dead @ buu absorbed Hush tag, step forward and get this rep.


SURPRISE

SELF DEPRECATION FTTWWWWW

[Witty]

lmao repped!

[NYCSPITZ]

lol looks very beta with a low bank account and low-self esteem to be honest. Sorry for the honesty.

[El Muffin]

To the contrary my friend

I do well for myself n have narcissistic tendencies

As far as alpha beta shit....iono..I dont think likr that

[Witty]

Lookin like Winnie the Pooh had a baby with Ja Rule.

[El Muffin]

!!
Btw

Who is binoculars the good guys

[Batty]

This nig tried to get a patent on a helmet he built that dispenses Activia.

Looking like Broadus Clay and Precious baby boy

Lookin like he glues cookies to his face and headbutts skim milk

Lookin like he got a part time job delivering Cialis to cheap motels on the outskirts of Nicaragua

Lookin like lives in a duplex with Columbians

Lookin like a owns an '89 Chevy ASTRO Van with a wooden spoiler on top and Aztec shit airbrushed on it.

Lookin like he collects back issues of Electronic Gaming Monthly

Lookin like he cleans the skating rink after hours

Lookin like a Cuban pool boy who works at a motel with no pool

Lookin like he rolls his own cigarettes in loose leaf paper


Lookin like he does yard work for Tuco on Breaking Bad.

[Vulgar]

Looking like Dominican Republic Jack Black

I bet this nigga smells like corn chips and desperation



Lol

[El Muffin]

Nigs saying I was scared to post a pic are being eerily quiet

Yea I know

I know

Its ok

Whats already understood aint gotta b explained

[El Muffin]

Wrong thread

[StarFaggot]

This nigga look like the bear from The Cleveland Show

[El Muffin]

YOU FUCKS

WHERE THE TWO DIRTY NECKBEARDS AT.

BAGS N VERITAS

U HIDEOUS PIECES OF SHIT

IM HERE

[Batty]

Looking like Beebop from Ninja Turtles at a job interview for a car wash

[El Muffin]

Muff casts Resurrection

[StarFaggot]

He looks exactly like the bear from the Cleveland Show.

That should end thread.

[El Muffin]

Dude someone already sajid that shit I think

Im highaf so iono but yea

[Neighbor]

Creampuff Daddy

[Batty]

Creampuff Daddy

leaned.


Lookin like El Dandy from WCW had a son with a Hebrew Fraggle.

Lookin like a janitor Zoolander

Lookin like a homeless Crood

This nigga looks like he makes homemade Dunkaroos

Lookin like he got a face full of apostrophes and shit

Lookin like he's got one arm shorter than the other and he rides dirtbikes in circles.

Lookin like he mixes cake batter with a boat motor

[El Muffin]

Is it odd that im flattered by some of these?

Haha

[Batty]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Uvi4DD43wWQ/SGPixmUaGNI/AAAAAAAAAbM/GjtvF5Ekzyo/s320/msSwan.pnghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sq83EPnUKJo/S0ynPo1bx-I/AAAAAAAAAAs/BNKwZG9bgl0/s320/jax+mk.gif

[El Muffin]

FUCKING GONE

GAME SET MATCH

Thats spot on

[big baby]

u guys always vote for batty this rigged . i no play eva agen fuck dis

[El Muffin]

Nooooo bb ur medusa joke has speshul place in my heart

[El Muffin]

Upping coz karaoke a cowardly fgt

[PotatoSackLegend]

this thread is a fail.

[El Muffin]

No. I welcome the roast.

Long time overdue

Everyone gets roasted

[PotatoSackLegend]

lookin like mike piazza during his gay rumor period and when he was cycling off dianabol.

[PotatoSackLegend]

http://cdn.imghack.se/images/50b14d5aaa5a16a8be0d648c1f5531f0.png

[El Muffin]

Lmfao

Thats so bad its good

[Batty]

leaned @ muffstashio

[Brian Bryan]

lmao looks like how Mimic imagined he looked when he made up that bullshit about him being a backing dancer for chris Brown

roflzzz

[PotatoSackLegend]

leaned @ muffstashio

-takes bow-

[El Muffin]

Gone.

Legit name suggestion

[Split]

Chance the Fapper

[Split]

If Fig dirty bulked on grape koolaid and intense solitude

[big baby]

If Fig dirty bulked on grape koolaid and intense solitude

damnnn

[Batty]

If Fig dirty bulked on grape koolaid and intense solitude

dead.


Looking like Shang Tsung and Oprah had a son.

[Allen Knight]

Illmaculate came back from vacationing on the sun

[El Muffin]

I didnt revive this

Js

But while were at it
Bags

Perhaps u have something to add?

[Blanco Bishop]

Lmao....bug baby goin the fuck IN!

[Ghost1]

Oh ur a fat lightskinned loser.

Not suprised.

Lol@u openening ur mouth but keeping ur lips closed to try an slim down ur fat face tho

[El Muffin]

As opposed to a :0 face?

Wut?
Lol

[anime_boners]

Hush and Deon did a fusion dance?

[StarFaggot]

Hush and Deon did a fusion dance?

This.

[Hush]

I'm started to get offended by all these comparisons

[Doug Funny]

Aye this that nigga that sold me that broke DVD @ the liquor store

[El Muffin]

I'm started to get offended by all these comparisons

N why is that homie

[Hush]

N why is that homie

Lmao

[StarFaggot]

Who can pull the most women between Hush and Muff Daddy?

[Fig]

Who can pull the most women between Hush and Muff Daddy?

Muff looks beefy, he could prolly pull 4 or 5 girls if he grabs then by their hair

Hush, maybe a couple in a wheelbarrow

[anime_boners]

I'm started to get offended by all these comparisons

you know you my nigga

he jacked your stache/brow game though

[Dope girl]

too fat trip with a pot of chicken

[big baby]

Aye this that nigga that sold me that broke DVD @ the liquor store

YOU MOTHERFUCKER ARE RACISTS!!

[THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS]

too fat trip with a pot of chicken

................................

[El Muffin]

you know you my nigga

he jacked your stache/brow game though


Brow grows that way. Stache is default when I get my shit trimmed by barber

But its w.e

[Ghost1]

How u g9t more posts in ur own roast then any other person

Jesus. Stop posting itt u insecure faggot.

[veritas]

How u g9t more posts in ur own roast then any other person

Jesus. Stop posting itt u insecure faggot.

this seems legit.

[Batty]

This got bumped and I got re-ethered by that "handicapped hamburgalar" tag.

Bros I'm not even sure that it's not one I actually made.