Met a BAAAAAAD bitch at a house party in D.C. last night

[Badweather]

it's a beautiful but sad story bros.



I go to the sports pub to watch the Ivory coast soccer game with my boss and co-workers. blah blah, the game ends, and my boss is like "you wanna go to a house party? my girlfriend is there." and i'm like "yeah, i'm down. i had a feeling i was gonna meet my future wife today anyway."

so we go out there. we go out to the back yard, and i'm walking around flirting with all the drunk chicks stumbling around. So, i'm comfortable after a few minutes. then, i'm introduced to the boss' girl, who has a friend with her. This friend is fucking STUNNING. I'm playing it cool, trying not to stare at her. but this chick is DOWN my throat gauking at me. in the middle of talking to everyone, i look over at her and she's just staring and smirking at me. so, i'm like "aight, i can't pass this up." so she's ready, rubbing on my arms and shit, and i'm trying to talk to her. and she's responding absolutely illogically, her reactions and words don't make sense. I'M BLOWN.

long story short, this bitch ends up being BLITZED out of her fucking mind, but she keeps telling my boss' girlfriend that she wants me and shit. of course this bitch lost her phone, but my boss' girl keeps saying that she'll give me ol' girl's email address.


what should i do bros?

this bitch is a solid 11, but i'm afraid she won't even remember trying to put her tongue down my throat 15 minutes after meeting me.


p.s. this story was truncated, i spared a lot of dope details, but what should i do?

[Witty]

She sounds like there's probably something wrong with her even when sober.

The best looking ones are always the most mentally screwed.

Protect your penis and do your thing.

[Geno]

unfortunately the probably wont remember you part is correct. but that doesnt mean you cant send a friendly email. something like, heard you lost your phone. would of called to see if you made it home alright, but had to email instead? lol

[Badweather]

good idea geno da god

[Geno]

yo, my bad about being so blitzed last time i saw you bro. didnt remember anything tbh. anyhow. go at this chick man. i would -for whatever thats worth lol

[Geno]

haha, fuh sho bruh

[Witty]

Oh I didn't read the whole thing....if you didn't fuck the same night, forget about it.

Move on to the next one....fuck running around trying to contact some girl you don't even know....leave it as it is and get another chick.

[big baby]

ok chyeah jr PICS OR STFU NEGGED BITc

[Geno]

shit, id give a single honest shot and leave it there, either she responds, or she doesnt. after that -resort to witty

[big baby]

Witty sounds like hes been hurt by some 7's

[Witty]

Witty sounds like hes been hurt by some 7's

I have been hurt by females, yes...I'm sure I have also hurt some as well, tho not intentionally.

I would never grade anyone by how they look tho, that is silly.

All I'm saying is, don't get yourself worked up about a female you met while she was drunk, you don't even know her, put it down as an opportunity missed and move on.

[big baby]

lol witty got hurt byt a girl while he was wrestling ha!! lmao!! she put him in headlock and finger up his butt lmao!!!!!! he wuz all red in face like justine plz not da butthole

lmao

[Witty]

lol witty got hurt byt a girl while he was wrestling ha!! lmao!! she put him in headlock and finger up his butt lmao!!!!!! he wuz all red in face like justine plz not da butthole

lmao

No it's ok I like that kind of pain.

[Masaii]

ok chyeah jr PICS OR STFU NEGGED BITc

Lol my thoughts exactly.

YOU HEAR THAT OP!? PICS OR NEG.

[Untold]

Even if Witty is right, I'll tell you this

You should pursue for the sex alone. She'll more than likely let you get balls deep in poop chute!

[Witty]

Witty is always right...I would have thought you guys would know that by now.

You continue to disappoint me but I will continue to be right and hopefully some day you guys can worship me as I deserve.

[El Muffin]

She prolly a 7 at best

But u know....she looked at him

Auto 10

[big baby]

She prolly a 7 at best

But u know....she looked at him

Auto 10

https://24.media.tumblr.com/5e7f2745646ce2725cc90d7adcee9e35/tumblr_n5iwtxDIpf1tzanwvo3_500.jpg

[Badweather]

She was a smokin' jalapeño. Lol. Spicy beast. I couldn't see her butt though, she had a big purse covering it up. If it's flat, she drops to an 8 automatically.

[TYSON]

Should of fucked her that night tbh.

[El Muffin]

Aka

Tyson woulda raped that bitch

[Badweather]

Should of fucked her that night tbh.

She alluded to wanting to go home and do something but she was way too fucked up for me to even consider that as an option. It's all good though. I had fun, made out with a toptier skank, no disea ses. It's all good homie.

[Witty]

Aka

Tyson woulda raped that bitch

20 years ago.

sorry tyson, jk.

[Witty]

She alluded to wanting to go home and do something but she was way too fucked up for me to even consider that as an option. It's all good though. I had fun, made out with a toptier skank, no disea ses. It's all good homie.

Plz explain.

[El Muffin]

Hes a nice guy.

But wait.

You made out with a bitch? Like went around the corner to kiss?

The fuck is this..Happy Days?

I aint kissing shit unless we fucking. Bitch better let me suck on a teat

This some adolescent shit n frankly I dont believe you now

Ion mean to call you out but I cant tgink if any grown ass man I know bragging about making.out

"U fuck?"

Nah

We made out my nigga

Cringe

We arent 12

[Witty]

does not compute.

[Witty]

nah i'm jk, I would probably have done the same tbh cuz I'm so lame and don't like taking advantage of women or anyone really...I'm such a loser.

[Badweather]

It happened really fast hard to explain. But one minute I'm trying to bullshit with her, the next minute she's grabbing onto me sticking her tongue in my mouth. Being the only black guy in a party where I definitely don't know the resident, everybody is watching me from the corner of their eye. It was a little uncomfortable. This chick wasn't making much sense when it comes to her reactions. One second she's mad, the next minute she's staring seductively. He'll Nah I ain't fucking a chick at that level of intoxication, that wavy shit isn't a turn on. Sorry Bros, I'm not a rapey predator.

[Strikta]

I woulda fucked.

At the very least got a footjob.

[El Muffin]

Lol. Aight badweather

Explanation sufficient

[Badweather]

I woulda fucked.

At the very least got a footjob.

A nice fj for the win

[El Muffin]

Badweather

Wheres bodey

We need more females here

[Badweather]

Badweather

Wheres bodey

We need more females here

Fuck if I know. I imagine she's still in Florida trying to make her way in life. Haven't heard from her in a minute

[Neighbor]

tl;dr

Hit it doggy