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My daughters due in about 2 months so we tryna make a list of the little shit we gonna need. Anybody got some tips an shit to add lol
Strikta
06-23-2013, 01:07 AM
Word? Congrats
Mines due in November.
Hell yeah Congrats ta you too man what day? Mines due Sept 18
super pimp trillionaire
06-23-2013, 01:22 AM
temporal thermometers
not the strips, get the handheld wand type.
baby swing
will post more as they are recalled
Strikta
06-23-2013, 01:23 AM
The 16th my dude.
Genuinely excited for all of strik's thread about children.
No room for me to talk tho.
My girl thought she was pregnant in like March (same girl I posted a pic back in 2011 and Hush and Bags roasted me like beef for tbc) and I was honestly scared as fuck. Not even close to ready for that shit son.
Anyway, grats to u dudes.
Hell yeah that's wats up strik an sorry ta hear that Meth lol
Thanks everybody keep the ideas comin
Strikta
06-23-2013, 02:20 AM
Thanks bro. Appreciate that.
No prob man I know its nerve wracking lol
Rawn M.D.
06-23-2013, 02:43 AM
props to both yall steppin up...real talk...
im on the same page as meth lol...i got enough probs just rollin for dolo atm..
Hey everybody stop congratulating an tell me shit to buy lmao
God Of War
06-23-2013, 03:10 AM
my advice is give that shit back
run dawg run
Rawn M.D.
06-23-2013, 03:17 AM
um a mobile ...like them things u put above the crib to help them sleep
quite time is going to become essential tbh
God Of War
06-23-2013, 03:53 AM
Word man lol
theres going to be alot fo times where NOTHING helps it sleep and i mean NOTHING
it will sleep for 4 hours and stay up 16 becuase it can and as soon as it sleeps and u lay down to sleep it is going to scream and wake you up
no white nouse, no crib music, nothing is going to help it sleep when it isnt ready to or its just being stubborn.
my son decides it does not want to sleep he does not and he sits there and yells not cries but yells all kind of baby noises until you pay attention to him its 4 a.n. and were up because he has been doing it about 3 hours now
read the book "Brain Rules for Babies."
TYSON
06-23-2013, 04:48 AM
Congrats. No tips just be there.
Split
06-23-2013, 05:13 AM
Genuinely excited for all of strik's thread about children.
No room for me to talk tho.
My girl thought she was pregnant in like March (same girl I posted a pic back in 2011 and Hush and Bags roasted me like beef for tbc) and I was honestly scared as fuck. Not even close to ready for that shit son.
Anyway, grats to u dudes.
Damn dude. You're not even old enough to drive a motorcycle and your girls buying pregnancy tests
Speaking of which, I'm about to cop a Ninja 250R as soon as my license processes
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Get a fuckin diaper genie unless you want every room of the house smelling like shit.
Split
06-23-2013, 05:20 AM
Buy your kid a Power Wheels Jeep and Legos or forever be an inferior parent
trap.
06-23-2013, 05:54 AM
Lots of bibs, onesies, and burping cloths. Your kid is going to spit up all over the place and at some point those items won't even be washable anymore.
Buy toys that are visual and hands-on. Books. Read to your child at an early age but if they don't like it in the beginning don't force them.
Like Fig said, diaper genie. Buy a good rocker. It will be your best friend.
God Of War
06-23-2013, 06:08 AM
Lots of bibs, onesies, and burping cloths. Your kid is going to spit up all over the place and at some point those items won't even be washable anymore.
Buy toys that are visual and hands-on. Books. Read to your child at an early age but if they don't like it in the beginning don't force them.
Like Fig said, diaper genie. Buy a good rocker. It will be your best friend.
one good thing bout mine is he only spit up 2 times so far in 6 months
Digital thermometer - play mat - Moses basket - pram - car seat - cot - infacol
Or gripe water (for wind) - baby monitor - a bouncer (life saviour) - changing mat
They are all essentials as far as I'm concerned
You'll also want a number of change of clothes, nappies, baby cream, baby wipes, muslin blanket, normal blankets, bib
Some advice from someone who had a kid at 3 weeks sleeping through the night and always has since - don't use a rocker! Or he will expect that shit every day
trap.
06-23-2013, 07:43 AM
When I said rocker I meant those self containing one that rock themselves. I guess I meant swing. Sorry, just woke up when I wrote that.
trap.
06-23-2013, 07:44 AM
one good thing bout mine is he only spit up 2 times so far in 6 months
You just jinxed yourself. Nothing but exorcist spit from now on.
God Of War
06-23-2013, 08:58 AM
You just jinxed yourself. Nothing but exorcist spit from now on.
lmao fuck that
my kid dont like swings,rockers, he only likes to be held and to bite everything i mean everythingggggggggg
he is quiet for th emost part but he picks the wierdest times to want to talk(or baby noises)
i found out fast mine was lactose intolerent and couldnt handle regular formula so i went to soy and when i did the stomach issues all went away
make sure u do everything u can to avoid collic that shit is the worst ive ever experienced. we tried gripe water to no avail, we tried all types of shit and it only subsided with soy milk
but i pray u dont got to face the collic beast
super pimp trillionaire
06-23-2013, 09:09 AM
more advice, don't baby talk all the damn time, we learn by experience. baby talk will slow your childs speech development.
snot suction bulbs. idk the actual name
baby nail clippers. these little shits disappear on they own buy about seven of em
have you considered a water birth?
will post more as I recall
I love how gow calls his baby it. Lol
God Of War
06-23-2013, 11:00 AM
I love how gow calls his baby it. Lol
lmao
more advice, don't baby talk all the damn time, we learn by experience. baby talk will slow your childs speech development.
snot suction bulbs. idk the actual name
baby nail clippers. these little shits disappear on they own buy about seven of em
have you considered a water birth?
will post more as I recall
Th8s is so true.
I never did that with my oldest....talked to her like she was 10 @4 years old.
Shit worked.
Strikta
06-23-2013, 11:18 AM
I love how gow calls his baby it. Lol
lol he's always done that. Shit's hilarious.
Dope girl
06-23-2013, 11:48 AM
Congrats! Show her a lot of attention & spend more time with her. all kids love.
Thanks everybody forreal an real shit gow her son use ta yell random shit ALL THE FUCKIN TIME
super pimp trillionaire
06-24-2013, 01:39 AM
btw congratulations, stay sharp. Always tell your children they are beautiful and smart even if they aren't.
Yeah def man, she gonna be my baby gir
Some of the best advice I've gotten so far tho for my girls son is, when he reaches about 10-12 once a week at a different time each week, walk into his room an cold cock him as hard as I can, just so he never forgets that I can lol
super pimp trillionaire
06-24-2013, 02:08 AM
funny , but please dont. ,uch better to play sports with him
he will be in awe of your superman like physique. he will forever think you can beat up the hulk. my sons still think I can whup logan
even if you suck balls you'll still beat a kid, and the bonding will be good for both of you
Yeah I been teaching him how to run routes catch throw an run wit football shit an he already learning how to tackle. An I just got him a bball hoop for his bday that he been playing wit, an lil dude been swinging an aluminum little league bat for a year an been able to hit balls when I pitch em already. He forreal gonna be a threat in any sport when he gets older lol
Its gotta be cuz his moms half black
billy 12
06-24-2013, 02:27 AM
theres going to be alot fo times where NOTHING helps it sleep and i mean NOTHING
it will sleep for 4 hours and stay up 16 becuase it can and as soon as it sleeps and u lay down to sleep it is going to scream and wake you up
no white nouse, no crib music, nothing is going to help it sleep when it isnt ready to or its just being stubborn.
my son decides it does not want to sleep he does not and he sits there and yells not cries but yells all kind of baby noises until you pay attention to him its 4 a.n. and were up because he has been doing it about 3 hours now
lmao
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