couldnt get it up smh

[Chyeahhh!!!]

This chick that I work with....not the banging gamer one but a.different one....she's bad in her own right. I'mat her crib and the planets that surround the brown dwarf star didnt align in my favor in so many words lastnight. A niggas pride is hurt.....bitch gave me the gas face all day today at work. I'm going back over there tonight to seal the deal and bang that snatch outta the stratosphere.

[big baby]

lose weight

sometimes wen fat like u da belly goes over stomach and cuts off blood to lil chin weiner. gl bb da bb advicio
! :)

[Chyeahhh!!!]

I'm currently 203 and 6ft. I'm the sexiest conspiracy theorist alive bro

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Bout a half hour and I'm dead set on dick redemption

[Vulgar]

Godspeed, utilize that big dipper and send her to the Planet Xcstasy with the fucking quickness.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Yea you're my boy Vulg.......thanks for the motivation?

[Vulgar]

You're very welcome, sarge.

I'm listening to Polluted Wisdom by La the Darkman.

[oats]

Whiskey dick or just got in your own head? You might be nearing cialis age.

[Hush]

Elenin ain't coming and neither r u

[Doug Funny]

Eat more watermelon

[~RustyGunZ~]

Elenin ain't coming and neither r u

A+++

[YDK]

Slap her in the face with it, atleast then you gotta good story

[Wade Wilson]

YDK wanna collaborate?

[Batty]

lose weight

sometimes wen fat like u da belly goes over stomach and cuts off blood to lil chin weiner. gl bb da bb advicio
! :)


gone.

[YDK]

YDK wanna collaborate?

Not sure who ya are but sure lol

[Wade Wilson]

I'm Deadpool.

[YDK]

I'm Deadpool.

aw shit wats good bro lol yeah man send me whatever ya got an i'll put something with it, my schedule is changing at work soon by i'm off most of next week

[OutWrite]

I'm Deadpool.

Deadpool is one of the greatest comic book dudes ever.

[OutWrite]

Also, I had this problem once.

ONCE.

[Wade Wilson]

Thank you.

Though I have to give credit to Wolverine, Magneto, Joker, Bane, Daredevil, Spawn, Blade, Carnage and Venom too.

[OutWrite]

Thank you.

Though I have to give credit to Wolverine, Magneto, Joker, Bane, Daredevil, Spawn, Blade, Carnage and Venom too.

Ironman. The only real one of them all. Him and Cap ain't got no secret identities

[OutWrite]

Oh, and Deadpool cuz he "breaks the fourth wall" and he murdered every other Marvel hero ever once.

[El Muffin]

I came in here to read about underwhelming erections..not banter about superheroes k faggits

Thx

[OutWrite]

I came in here to read about underwhelming erections..not banter about superheroes k faggits

Thx

Sorry, didn't mean to fuck up SOP. Please, carry on about penises.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

:) I'm good. Going back to seal the deal over and over again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksgm1RgvAms

[big baby]

tbh u know shes a 4 stop lying

[Chyeahhh!!!]

tbh u know shes a 4 stop lying

if you say so scrappy haha. Check it though. Even if I was piping a 4 tonight it's better than your 0 piping tonight self.

[StarFaggot]

:) I'm good. Going back to seal the deal over and over again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksgm1RgvAms


Take a pill this time. From the gas station, stamina x or whatever pill they have.

[big baby]

if you say so scrappy haha. Check it though. Even if I was piping a 4 tonight it's better than your 0 piping tonight self.

im actually a 10 and i would pipe myself so i win? LOL IDIOT! nice comeback MORON. and actually, THERE NO PICS!!! SO YOU PIPING AN IMAGINARY, THAT'S WORSE THAN 0 CAUSE IT DONT EXIST! 0 ATLEAST EXIST! LOLOL!!!!! WTF? loser

[El Muffin]

Sig fail aero.

[Split]

seems legit

[Chyeahhh!!!]

im actually a 10 and i would pipe myself so i win? LOL IDIOT! nice comeback MORON. and actually, THERE NO PICS!!! SO YOU PIPING AN IMAGINARY, THAT'S WORSE THAN 0 CAUSE IT DONT EXIST! 0 ATLEAST EXIST! LOLOL!!!!! WTF? loser

Word. Lol

[dead man]

just fyi: if you're going to brag about/mourn any sexual exploits you have on a message board without providing visual evidence (i.e. picture of the woman) it is vastly uninteresting for the rest of us.

i like you chyeah but the amount of potential this thread had is staggering if you had followed up OP correctly. instead its one of the worst on the front page. and thats saying something.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

....so you want a limp dick pic?

[Chyeahhh!!!]

How do I post one from my phone?

[Chyeahhh!!!]

The chick of course lol

[Masaii]

Usernames in here askin for pics of the sloot and this nigga chyeah about to dick pick everyone into lolblivion.

[veritas]

I predict it is curved.

No homo.

[El Muffin]

Hes obviously kidding.

If hes hesitant to post chick pic ..hes def not posting dick pic

Mods close this thread just in case before we see llama-esque shit

[big baby]

LOL CHYEAH WTF U WEIRD WTF?

but ya post weenie dat sad lmao

[Strikta]

Knew this nigga was gay.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Lmao was legit jk about dick pic but if y'all want an ass pic I'llup it if you tell me hhow on my pphone


V how you know that shit lol. I could fuck a chick arounda corner

[veritas]

Lmao was legit jk about dick pic but if y'all want an ass pic I'llup it if you tell me hhow on my pphone


V how you know that shit lol. I could fuck a chick arounda corner

I could tell you, but you would never believe me. Forget I said anything.

[big baby]

dead @ chyeah doesnt know how to use a phone to upload a picture but pretends to know everything about technological theories. fucking dead

[El Muffin]

V accurately predicting other mens penis dimensions

Makes sense

Thread getting weirder by the minute

Pz

[big baby]

V accurately predicting other mens penis dimensions

Makes sense

Thread getting weirder by the minute

Pz
muff check otha thread i mentioned u lmao u fat

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Big baby I've never proclaimed anything like what you said. I am challenged in the area of technology only because I despise it. Now how do I use this thing to upload this chicks ass..she's got a nice bubble

[veritas]

TINYPIC.COM ON YOUR PHONE.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Word that's a nice little gem. I've gotta find out how to get the pic outta my text and save it on my phone

[big baby]

Word that's a nice little gem. I've gotta find out how to get the pic outta my text and save it on my phone

ur fucking stupid negged

[El Muffin]

muff check otha thread i mentioned u lmao u fat

It was cute..other than the fat part u liar

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Big baby...u seem heavily invested in this chick u said is a 4 lol

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Some of these tags brought forth lols

[El Muffin]

Which ones

Im the best tagger ever
Chyeahhh Guevara

[Chyeahhh!!!]

http://i58.tinypic.com/vzbq5y.jpg

[El Muffin]

Lol

Google images fat white booty

Mission accomplished

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Lol niggas hating. Fluck I gotta front for

[Chyeahhh!!!]

damn just looking at it, this chick is so lucky she's at work right now smh

[El Muffin]

Im jk chyeahh

Theres no way to know if ur bullshitting or not

But srs wat tags r best nigga

Btw cant see face BUT if ass is indicator shes in smash on sight category

[Chyeahhh!!!]

smooth criminal cock, tinfoil condom, belly crushed dick msucles, dopephene lean

[El Muffin]

Bang bang

2/4

Dope phene lean n smooth criminal mine

OH YEAH

CONFIRMATION

I =tag extraordinaire

Ok back to marveling at gigantic ass.

Isnt she YOUR coworker

Fuck you work at? Yoga r us n Shit?

[Chyeahhh!!!]

yeah she's a coworker, lol at the yoga thing, she doesn't even workout though, just blessed in that category. I work at an internet cable service provider in the Midwest, one of the big ones

[Chyeahhh!!!]

those wolf tags are fail though, smh damn near distasteful for whoever's doing that shit lol

[Chyeahhh!!!]

I could tell you, but you would never believe me. Forget I said anything.

it's some weird psycho analytical shit I'm sure. You must divulge sir

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Elenin ain't coming and neither r u

this shit was golden tbh. Props

[El Muffin]

More than likely veritas

*sigh*

Anyway , you work for comcast or cox nigga

I wish this stallion would come up in my crib talkin bout hookin my wireless up my nigga

Itd be over with

Id throw a pokeball at that bitch

[Split]

http://thetrentonlinecom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Unhappy-Couple-Man-in-Front-The-Trent-795x529.jpg

[Chyeahhh!!!]

More than likely veritas

*sigh*

Anyway , you work for comcast or cox nigga

I wish this stallion would come up in my crib talkin bout hookin my wireless up my nigga

Itd be over with

Id throw a pokeball at that bitch

Cox. Man this chick is slowly dwindling my latenight head escapades with the two other chicks. She's right in a lot of ways.

lmao @ Split, a nigga wore that face earlier this week. I felt his pain b

[Fart]

stop being a pussy. work up a godly erection at work, go up an poke her butt with it, push her into the backroom/bathroom and take that shit!