IM SO ALPHAAAAAA. Like Beyond

[razor wayans damon blades]

Beyond I'm so alpha, I don't even trim my beard, it's awesome; and im so brave. I'll fight a bear and dodge just in time for its claws to give a close shave. I'm so alpha, most don't even know my born name. So it's easy for me to act like the shit, with all the glamour and glitz. I was delivered by a stork, and never was a fan of the Knicks. Matter fact I was in the van with your bitch with both hands on my dick. She was like "You're so alpha, it's sick, I don't deserve a man of this caliber" So I took out my hidden penis caliber and blown her ass into bits. I'm so alpha, if I piss on a marijuana seed, it'll grow longer than Jack and his giant bean and stalk. I'm so alpha the fight scenes in Braveheart were actually semen fighting in Adriana Limas twat. You've barely seen the plot, cause I'm so alpha. Getting close to passing Hughes in gross capital. Most passionate mogul that hosts classics. Selling coke crude to known nationals. Tycoons, coastals and crack addicts. Hustling Gold jewels. POST cruise in Manhattan. Pro-tools, and cold fuze I'M SO ALPHA. With thick Cuban woman that drug traffick my cold ques with no asking. Stuffing white in dope mules with fat asses, TSA just stare at the x-rays in the backroom and jack at it, thinking their thongs are so cute in black satin. I'm on Twitter, I went social, just hashtag me #imsoalphayoudagnabits or if you wanna do drugs, I can start hooking you up #cokedude followed by the amount after it. IM SO ALPHA, I'm pragmatic. Paying close to zilch in back taxes. With a thin Jamaican priestess that give their blessings in black magic. I'M SO ALPHA. The shit I bake is genius, for every hit I make, I eliminate a weakling. I'M SO ALPHA. I could persuade a mossberg to be a sniper rifle. Or if I shoot you, the amount of bullets you'll have would start to whistle like a civil sex schnitzel between a ref and official. I could persuade A P90 to be my lawyer. facing intent to distribute.. dildos. It's such a cold system. That's right, DILDOS, but with coke in 'em. I'm so alpha, psychosis to me is just like going to pee, I'm so alpha, Walter White was a biopic of me. I'm so alpha, the Major Leagues is microscopic to me, and the little leagues? The little leagues don't even exist on my psychotropic degree. I'm so alpha, I cheat on my diet and eat small portions of life. When I got arrested I told the judge to raise bail. They even tried to have me aborted, but I used the wire hangers as chain-mail. IM SO ALPHA I got my bachelors degree by divorcing my wife. Who the fuck think taught Bruce Lee to do hidden dragon in my converse Chuck Jordans? When you were the crouching tiger when he fought Chuck Norris. Pussy. Don't ever step up to me cause I'm so alpha. It's sort of discouraging, when you get hauled down the station to identify a suspect. They ask you questions, you know you're puzzled. You blush and chuckle "His nose was shaped with a little bit tone and structure" And the sketch artists' finishing portrait is of Greek God with bulging muscles. I'm SO ALPHAAAAAAA

[Zen]

This was great. A piece I just wrote has the exact same concept as that close shave line. Looks like I'll be editing it later.

[dead man]

totally awesome, man. like..really great.

[Fig]

You're so fucking alpha

[dull boy]

I liked this.

[veritas]

Good job anthony.

[Fig]

Good job anthony.

lol

[big baby]

Good job anthony.

lol

[El Muffin]

Coat hanger as chainmal segment/tsa was dope af

I cant lie

[Orc]

Hahaha. Really nice

[Witty]

This made me want to write something super dope but I haven't slept in a couple of days and I tried but I couldn't even remember how words work....sad.

This was very good tho, and when I remember how to write sentences I will try to write something in reply, just cuz you put me in the mood to do so, so thanks.

This was dope, read about 4 times and will probably read again.

[Beyond]

Damn, this was fire. Is that really you, Bags? I was thinking, it probably was from the name. I know that line had a profound effect on us both...

The structure is MetaPhive esque though, unless that's more common these days. I don't know. Either way, dope verse. Makes me think about writing some swag & flow type verses again. Shout out to Orc with facial hair. I see you, you handsome devil, you.

Stay alpha.

[Orc]

Damn, this was fire. Is that really you, Bags? I was thinking, it probably was from the name. I know that line had a profound effect on us both...

The structure is MetaPhive esque though, unless that's more common these days. I don't know. Either way, dope verse. Makes me think about writing some swag & flow type verses again. Shout out to Orc with facial hair. I see you, you handsome devil, you.

Stay alpha.

My man

[BROKE LESNAR]

This was insane. Really enjoyed it.

[Split]

If this was CopyPat I'll suck my own dick

[BROKE LESNAR]

Damn, this was fire. Is that really you, Bags? I was thinking, it probably was from the name. I know that line had a profound effect on us both...

The structure is MetaPhive esque though, unless that's more common these days. I don't know. Either way, dope verse. Makes me think about writing some swag & flow type verses again. Shout out to Orc with facial hair. I see you, you handsome devil, you.

Stay alpha.

That doesn't read like a Bags S&F. Unless he's changed his style up dramatically since last I frequented the forum regularly. It reminds me of Manhattan.

[Certain]

It's not Bags (not enough typos) or CopyPat (too many slant rhymes) or dull boy (not enough feels).

What the hell is wrong with you guys?

[Beyond]

Manhattan sounds about right, BROKE LESNAR.

How could I be so blind?

[BROKE LESNAR]

lmao that was intentional, right?

[david stern razor burns]

Good show, brother.

[razor wayans damon blades]

love the kind words ;o

[Mitch]

i liked ur last one better, but this one is still sick, kinda the same style as ur other post also.

[Alpha Male Jim Sanchez]

A solid exposition on the cause...