Things I rather do than mod a txt tourney

[Hush]

Watch diz punch math 50 times
Eat a egg salad sandwich
Read a ydk open mic
Fence with Ethiopians
Get diabetes
Ride Disney world splash mountain with hemroids
Let neighbor fill my iPod
Thanksgiving with dia
Wolf scissor a hyenas grundle
Watch a baron mynd battle
David lama jerk off video on loop
Watch the Christmas story marathon in August
Tag team bags sister with karaoke
Egg yolk bubble bath
Meet up with aero for dim sum

[veritas]

mom-assisted bubble bath?

[Hush]

Pull a veritas 68 hr boarding shift

[veritas]

I am currently in a colloquim, I am doing grown man stuff. I do not live with my mom.

[Hush]

Shave my head bald and play with dolls in the basement

[~RustyGunZ~]

I'd rather do all things mentioned than switch lives with victor

[Hush]

Be a fat ginger for a week

[Destroyer]

be a fat ginger for a minute

[Destroyer]

you got two things about eggs though
did you have a bad eggsperience recently?
I love eggs
like the egg yolk bath would be ok, with enough toast

[Hush]

Spend my entire teenage existence as a aspiring Jewish txtcee

[Hush]

you got two things about eggs though
did you have a bad eggsperience recently?
I love eggs
like the egg yolk bath would be ok, with enough toast

Eggs r pretty gross to me lol

[Destroyer]

wtf, even breakfast burritos?

[Destroyer]

eggs have every amino acid the human body requires!

[Hush]

Discuss eggs online with cell phone tech

[veritas]

Eggs r pretty gross to me lol

Interesting that you don't like eggs...yet you refuse to lose the shell and yoke of the mother hen.

you Co dependent sissy. You are not a man. You are a child.

[Hush]

Interesting that you don't like eggs...yet you refuse to lose the shell and yoke of the mother hen.

you Co dependent sissy. You are not a man. You are a child.

Lmaooooo
That was ill I can't front

[Destroyer]

bhahahaha
can we call me self-employed photographer instead?
it has more jen e sais quoi

[Destroyer]

egg salad is fire though!
I'm sitting here literally fucking sad right now that my man hush has never had a decent egg salad sandwich
if I ever make it to b-town, I'm coming over with a dozen
dill is the key

[THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS]

Interesting that you don't like eggs...yet you refuse to lose the shell and yoke of the mother hen.

you Co dependent sissy. You are not a man. You are a child.

...................................

[Destroyer]

it's not as effective when you quote yourself dude

[Hush]

Operate more than one account on a msg board as a grown man

[Hush]

it's not as effective when you quote yourself dude

Lmao imagine the life
Nigga logging out all excited


Barely can contain his Lols typing in his pw
Shit is pathetic

[veritas]

hush/victor

contradiction eminent.

butt hurt obvious.

moms house.

[~RustyGunZ~]

be a poor hispanic for a second
live with my mother at age 28
have no father

[~RustyGunZ~]

think stuffed lobster at an average restaurant is living the high life

talk about being well off, then get overly excited about 35k after tax

let another txtcee sleep on my moms couch

[YDK]

Aw I'm honored your rather read an om from me...put down the mod reigns an read your lil heart out bro
an wtf an riding Disney rides with hemroids lmao

[YDK]

Wait I got one!

Be bags...ever

[mimic]

the hate is real in this thread

[Masaii]

Read a thread from chinny
Shake hands with bags
Clothes shopping for cardigans with eddie
Braid robrandas chest hair
Read a innovator post
Wax genocides legs

[veritas]

thread backfire tbh.

ban people from the internet who make me mad.

[Masaii]

Operate more than one account on a msg board as a grown man

The fuck? You had at least 4 alias' on ncs 1.0

No face for one

[Paradigm]

shadow boxing

[mimic]

The fuck? You had at least 4 alias' on ncs 1.0

No face for one

Yeah but that's because he was asked to mod 4 text battle leagues

[Hush]

The fuck? You had at least 4 alias' on ncs 1.0

No face for one

I was wrong brother
It was wrong

[Hush]

shadow boxing

Nigga I gave up in round 2
This is not a shot at you tho


Gluck with the ba

[Masaii]

Lol at lamabator tho, that faggot banned everyone who loled at him on some im taking my ball and going home shit.

[Witty]

eggs have every amino acid the human body requires!

They fall out of chickens tho.

No thanks.

[Fig]

Get my dick sharpened in a strik approved Gloryhole

Also plug all the man drugs that strik brags on

Cum in my navel, let it harden, then pop the mint sized nut out and flick it at people in a retirement home

[Vulgar]

Mod a poetry tourney

[Fig]

Mod a poetry tourney

Hey

Yeah

[Vulgar]

y0

[Split]

visit a questionable number of Middle Eastern heritage sites with my scrawny boyfriend and rabbi

[anime_boners]

lold at OP

but yo whatchu got against egg salad sandwiches

[Split]

go into Anne Frank status hiding after a near miss with the idea of fighting the idea of a black man I am acquaintances with on the whitest rap site to exist

[Split]

smoke cig butts out of ashtrays and wet-sand jalops for food stamps between WoW seshes

[Split]

own a katana to compensate for my stage 3 alopecia

[Split]

theorize about alternate physics models to escape the physical drain my overweight coworkers and misshapen mandible put on my 5'7" survival-ish frame

[anime_boners]

oh

I got one

Pretend I have the intelligence to earn a psychiatry degree, but not know "yoke" from "yolk".

edit: missing words

[Split]

find six perfect multis for " Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two- Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle with a compass on the stock"

[Split]

slap my sausage to hentai

[anime_boners]

NOT slap my sausage to hentai

[Split]

gamble wit ya lyfe

[anime_boners]

watch DUBS not SUBS

[Masaii]

gamble wit ya lyfe

Not gonna lie, i lold.



Listen to one of dancakes hipster youtube videos
Grow a chinstrap
Clean the stalls at gloryhole bars with my ear
Go for a run with joe
Find split a girlfriend
Have dinner at veritas house with his picard dolls in complete silence

[veritas]

Build a time machine out of Lincoln logs, subaru tuner engine and elmers glue paste and travel back into the past and get bullied thru out highschool.

[big baby]

oh

I got one

Pretend I have the intelligence to earn a psychiatry degree, but not know "yoke" from "yolk".

edit: missing words

owned

[veritas]

Big baby da pocket holding big baby.

[big baby]

oh no i hold pokcets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no wut i do now?????????????????

o das rite be better dan u at everything lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[veritas]

Except 3am fair enough?

[El Muffin]

Play pin the tail on the donkey with ludacris n Terrance j

[veritas]

Tagger of Picard ghost riding starships....get this rep.

[El Muffin]

Tagger of Picard ghost riding starships....get this rep.

My tag game is immaculate

Ill take those guy

Thk u very much

[Split]

Claim tags on a message board

[anime_boners]

enter the thread titled "blacks please enter"

[Moe Jetts]

Have a chick with hep hands jerk me off

[El Muffin]

Claim tags on a message board

He asked who the tagger was

Give me my rep back asshole :(

[Split]

I don't neg (: