THE MUHFUHKIN ROAST OF BATTLE HYMENS

[Fig]

http://i.imgur.com/iJ1zM4n.jpg?1

GO GO GO

[~RustyGunZ~]

knew he was white

[Split]

IS NOT BLACK

[Sharp]

this dude is literally two shades away from me and split

[NYCSPITZ]

hope that's lean

[Fig]

IS NOT BLACK

Arab spanish portuguese black puerto rican mix negro.

Google reverse image search approved too

[Inno]

says nigga 1000 times before going to bed.

[Fig]

hope that's lean

Its literal syrup

[Split]

can perfectly whistle Leave it to Beaver theme song with only his urethra
his dream job is to become a state alchemist and transmute his skin into not being white as fuck
Martin Lupus King JR

[Allen Knight]

lookin like all he drinks is grape soda to feel accepted in the black community

[Sharp]

spends 2 hours a day freestyling over pantera bootlegs and 3 maintaining his eyebrows

[Split]

this dude is literally two shades away from me and split

im actually tan in the summers. you'll see in the eventual pic battle lol

[Split]

Hooked on Ebonics worked for me (at a slightly lower wage than Hooked on Phonics and with no bennies)

[Fig]

Eats crayons

[Sharp]

im actually tan in the summers. you'll see in the eventual pic battle lol

i dont even know you anymore

[Allen Knight]

lookin like he fell into a pool full of sammy sosa cream

[Split]

JV Chess Team runner-up board boy

[Inno]

sleeps in a menthol sprayed bed in hopes to be more black.

[Battle Hymns]

lol...

I have to get all of yall approval before I can be considered black?

forget my grandmother in my mother's side who is as black as a rasin

or my grandmother in my father side who would've been mistaken for dark skinned hispanic..


Yeah.. Show how racist you fucks are..

and edit this post, too, faggit

[Split]

can only use gluten free condoms, hypothetically

[Allen Knight]

reads every thing on bet.com with a samuel l jackson voice

[Battle Hymns]

lol...

I have to get all of yall approval before I can be considered black?

forget my grandmother in my mother's side who is as black as a rasin

or my grandmother in my father side who would've been mistaken for dark skinned hispanic..


Yeah.. Show how racist you fucks are..

and edit this post, too, faggit
________________

[Sharp]

gang sign in picture is confirmed as unironic

[Battle Hymns]

lol...

I have to get all of yall approval before I can be considered black?

forget my grandmother in my mother's side who is as black as a rasin

or my grandmother in my father side who would've been mistaken for dark skinned hispanic..


Yeah.. Show how racist you fucks are..

and edit this post, too, faggit
________________

[Inno]

is actually an albino black guy

[Split]

WHAT YOUR ANCESTORS SUFFERED WAS 1/16TH OF A CAKEWALK COMPARED TO WHAT HIS WENT THRU

PERHAPS A CUPCAKE WALK

[Allen Knight]

cried when trey from dont be a mence graduated from high school

[Ghost1]

Lol is that post on auto response....

This wigga B hymen is delerious from white rage.

[Inno]

cuts herpes off fingers before taking pictures

[Ghost1]

cried when trey from dont be a mence graduated from high school


Lmaooooaoaooa

[Allen Knight]

only person that can stub his toe on a door an it be considered a hate crime

[Fig]

For reference

http://i.imgur.com/iJ1zM4n.jpg?1

[Mike Wrecka]

battle hyms gets called a cracker and has things thrown at him every day at lunch in his hood life high school

[Battle Hymns]

lol...

I have to get all of yall approval before I can be considered black?

forget my grandmother in my mother's side who is as black as a rasin

or my grandmother in my father side who would've been mistaken for dark skinned hispanic..


Yeah.. Show how racist you fucks are..

and edit this post, too, faggit

[Inno]

watches hood movies strapped, calls it experience

[Ghost1]

Lol this wiggers fingers look like he shook hands with a 16wheeler

[Split]

Menace II Sobriety

[Fig]

Opted to hold his breath under water for as long as he could instead of getting jumped into his local street gang, loca moccas

[Inno]

nigga tried to hide the herp but failed...

you know it spreads right?

[Split]

he stores his white guilt in his knuckles for extra mometum when fleeing from the JV racquetball team

[Sharp]

tries to work dialogue from Friday into conversations with friends and family to no avail

[Allen Knight]

lives his life based on every track made on doggy style cd

[Xnub]

is not black.......

[Battle Hymns]

nigga tried to hide the herp but failed...

you know it spreads right?

I bet you wish were drinking what I was drinking in that picture


and after I took that picture.. I fucked your mother

[Battle Hymns]

hope that's lean

; )

[Inno]

I bet you wish were drinking what I was drinking in that picture


and after I took that picture.. I fucked your mother

ohh word?

I would imagine your drinking cum so yeah I don't want any brah.

a mother joke?

[Allen Knight]

thought he was half black cuz he got nicked named white chocolate by a group of skin heads

[Fig]

he stores his white guilt in his knuckles for extra mometum when fleeing from the JV racquetball team

Fucking

Gone

[~RustyGunZ~]

Just now contacted the NHL demanding a piece of the Blackhawks winnings due to his tribe affiliation as a 1/64th Native American

[Fig]

http://i.imgur.com/iJ1zM4n.jpg?1

Has yet to even cum across a hymen, let alone battle one

[~RustyGunZ~]

Plays Geto Boyz songs whenever entering a room in his parents house

[Inno]

did 1/16th of a semester at a black college

[Fig]

Eats poo. He eats straight poo. Dog poo. For lunch.

[Ghost1]

His black grandma's name is earl...and after 3meth pulls they ran train on his sister.

[Allen Knight]

drives a 89 nissan maxima on 15inch daytons with nwa songs on repeat

[Battle Hymns]

lol...

I have to get all of yall approval before I can be considered black?

forget my grandmother in my mother's side who is as black as a rasin

or my grandmother in my father side who would've been mistaken for dark skinned hispanic..


Yeah.. Show how racist you fucks are..

and edit this post, too, faggit

[Inno]

has a collection of priceless aunt jamima bottles

[Ghost1]

This.wigga has.cat shit in his vcr

[Split]

http://i.imgur.com/iJ1zM4n.jpg?1

GO GO GO

secretly got facial reconstruction on the bridge of his nose so his pet lice could safely walk down two at a time before sunrise and hide in the safety of his knuckle fur

that Champion pullover is just to protect his new matching Vanilla Ice/ Cisqo sleeves from the harsh rays of the sun thru his steel blinds

bet his family's penny bonds on the outcome of the final Magic Treehouse book, lost everything and has been hiding in the pantry ever sinc

[Battle Hymns]

lol...

I have to get all of yall approval before I can be considered black?

forget my grandmother in my mother's side who is as black as a rasin

or my grandmother in my father side who would've been mistaken for dark skinned hispanic..


Yeah.. Show how racist you fucks are..

and edit this post, too, faggit

[Split]

if you rub his nipples and whipser the spell in his signature 3x, the ghost of Malcolm X's caucasian mechanic comes out of his rectum and gives u an old fashioned

[Split]

lookin like he lustfully window shops at KMart during Back to Community College week for design cues, before picking up the next years wardrobe at Dollar Tree

[Allen Knight]

wrote a full musical to who let the dogs out

[Inno]

writes childrens books in ebonics

bathes in grape soda then dries himself off with weave hair

[Split]

once shouted out the motherland with guns in his hands

Poland sent him a DM on Grindr an told him to lie low and invest in farmland

[Inno]

got mairred to the theme song from martin

[Split]

the ghost of kwanza past cowrote his first work of literature: To Chill Wit Da Mockinburdz, an autobiography by Galen McDougal

[Loast]

This nigga been fingering a herpies victim



$5 bucks says he smiles cuz i typed nigga..!

[Inno]

lmao

[Split]

uses the Skyrim Official Prima Game Guide approved blood magic spell that came with his preorder to try and summon the Bloods and apologize for tinkling during initiation

[Loast]

his nickname in high school was B-Rad

[Vulgar]

Is so roastable he doesn't even need to post his complete face.

[Fig]

http://i.imgur.com/iJ1zM4n.jpg?1

His 5 percenter mentality ironically seeped into his brain functionality

[Vulgar]

uses the Skyrim Official Prima Game Guide approved blood magic spell that came with his preorder to try and summon the Bloods and apologize for tinkling during initiation

lol

[Split]

has a WTB for any and all shirt tags on Craigslist on the basis of revenge, for too long have they been a thorn in the side of the blackfrican american community

[Inno]

doesn't believe in white grape juice

voted for Obama 12 times

is constantly defending his blackness and doesn't understand WHYYYYYY!!!!

[Split]

plays the race card so much his friends let him use it in their Yugioh duels

[Split]

Facebook name is BLAT 2Chainz Obama

[Vulgar]

worships the spaghetti monster

is allergic to alfredo

his name is Alfredo

[Split]

has named all six of his goldfish after Nelson Mandela

[Vulgar]

his speech bubbles are nimbus clouds

[Fig]

Has a shrone dedicated to marcus garvey with a statue carved out of soap from his many friends raped in prison.

[Vulgar]

has a Hayao Miyazaki nameprint tattooed on his front molars

hasn't seen Spirited Away

[Fig]

http://i.imgur.com/iJ1zM4n.jpg?1

[Inno]

plays the race card so much his friends let him use it in their Yugioh duels

lmao...killing me yo

his Xbox handle: pointingherpesXOXO

[Vulgar]

He really likes the smell of the pennies he collected in that cup.

[Vulgar]

Stole his hands from the Predator dyslexia program

[Vulgar]

everyone meet Nightcrawler's stepbrother, Mitecrawlin

[Split]

is primarily responsible for his friend CJ's suicide, because of his obsessive overuse of the phrase "all you had to do was follow the damn train CJ"

[Loast]

he always got 2 things that match

soda pop & styrofoam cups
steak & potatoes
hamburger & cheese
white & black

[Ghost1]

Assasins creed 6- Dirty white faggit w a cup

[Fig]

His sexual frustrations stem from him not owning a closet

[Loast]

went to the million man march preaching Dr. Martin Luther Kings "I have a dream" speech

[Vulgar]

lookin like he tried to rob a bank with the Book of the Dead

[Vulgar]

took a class in carpentry cause he wood have been born black if he had a choice in the matter

[Loast]

Worst player in the history of Black Ops 2 but still his favorite game.. Guess why?

[Loast]

Represents NWA harder than NWA

[Vulgar]

dude looks like he's Scuba Steve's stalker.

[Split]

http://i.imgur.com/iJ1zM4n.jpg?1

once shivved a stray cat with his eyebrows

has to drink out of silent styrofoam cups cause if his mom catches him drinking soda after brunch again she'll send him back to space camp

read an adaptation of Dr. Seuss at a open mic night, entitled "Red Fish, Blue Fish, Crip fish niggas came to the wrong part of town"
took home a spare participation trophy on the hush after smoothly convincing the guidance councilor not to tell his Uncle Jeb

has Eddie Murphy footie pajamas

never forgave himself for Tivo'ing over the authentic season finale of 106 & Park

[Battle Hymns]

I have the whole site on my dick... too bad... if you dont put my picture down.. your client site will

[Vulgar]

He can milk a goat faster than any person on Earth.

[Split]

planted nudes in his dads desk so he could grow up w/out a father figure

[Allen Knight]

has a candle lite vigil every night before bed for treyvon martin

[Inno]

has a dicksucking look while drinking from a cup...says a lot bro

[Split]

I have the whole on my dick... too bad... if you dont put my picture down.. your client site will
LOL we been there chief


long story short, no they will not

[Vulgar]

the only man to conquer moron mountain

[Vulgar]

went to Megiddo with binoculars so he could witness the end of the world

came back with a du rag he bought from Cairo

[Split]

taught Rumba to his roomba and gave it the "With great power" speech from Spiderman, stuttered over all the four syllable words and it vacuumed his turtle to death

[Allen Knight]

is muslim but has a career selling bibles door to door

[Split]

turns off white balance in all his photographs

[Vulgar]

Marvin the Martian, played by a Pakistani street urchin

[Loast]

I have the whole site on my dick... too bad... if you dont put my picture down.. your client site will

mad cuz he got roasted for being black.. so he's making threats that will never come true...

[Loast]

he's actually feels racism towards him...

[Vulgar]

this dude defuses lobsterdog bombs for a living

[Battle Hymns]

he's actually feels racism towards him...

hahahahaha..

[Loast]

has a hair brush with the black power fist on the end..

[Split]

starred in Super Mario Bros the live-action TV show as a distraught koopa troopa

[Fig]

Channels the spirits of fallen slaves for the whole of black history month. To.any onlooker, appears to be spaztic crip walking

[Split]

he fought the law, and the law didnt find anything suspicious about him so they let him go with a slap on the wrist

[Allen Knight]

has the original map to the under ground rail road framed in his room

[Vulgar]

once tried the Heimlich maneuver on a Channing Tatum blow up doll

successfully resuscitated the poor guy

[Split]

only went to Chicago once on a field trip as a child. actually lives in Peoria as a roof re-shingler

[Vulgar]

he counterfeits Langston Hughe's autograph

[Loast]

hates Everything.. Yes, Everything with white in front of it

white people
white vanilla
white sox
white chocolate (Only exception)
white flags
white men can't jump
white water rafting

[Allen Knight]

he counterfeits Langston Hughe's autograph

HAHA

[Split]

can't watch Ice Road Truckers without pantomiming along with the whole episode

[Vulgar]

his dream job is to work for Fubu's swimswear marketing team

[Fig]

http://i.imgur.com/iJ1zM4n.jpg?1

[Vulgar]

his dying wish is to perform fellatio on Harriet Tubman in a hibernation room

[Vulgar]

he starts every sentence with 'I don't mean to sugarcoat dis shyt' because his hands are covered in glazed donut residue & Suge Knight's saliva

[Allen Knight]

sells bootleg photos of nat turner

[Vulgar]

his claim to fame is making eye contact with the holographic Tupac

[Sharp]

fuckin gone @ everything from vulg ak and split

[Vulgar]

until he learned what collard greens really were, he referred to them as "African American chewing grass"

[Vulgar]

he collects grasshoppers, food stamps and 3LW memorabilia

[Fig]

Wrote a 1000 page book on how he couldve diffused the pac vs biggie beef and unified all hip hop culture

[Split]

http://i.imgur.com/iJ1zM4n.jpg?1

GO GO GO

swore a blood oath against stock car racing and dirtbikes

lookin like he flips poorly executed back massages to unsuspecting single mothers

has the hands of a podiatrist but the spirit of an orthadontist

can pop, lock and check to make sure the $2000 alarm is armed on his bone stock mauve '96 Acura Legend with aftermarket beige cloth upholstery all around

once thumb wrestled Richard Gere for the rights to the word jiggaboo

Dr. Awktapus

[Vulgar]

once spelled out Eazy E's name out at the beach with chopped up seaweed

[Vulgar]

once broke into a backstroke

[Vulgar]

he eats Cheerios every morning like a thug

[Split]

thought Chris Brown said "Wax it all off, mystery mommy" which gave him flashbacks to the time he tried to convince the state to put him in a foster home so he could be like Like Mike, but only succeeded in gram-scaping an elderly lady from northeastern PA until he could escape in a ghilli suit made of dryer lint and out of focus Polaroids

[Split]

thought a blunt cruise involved playing James Blunt down Central and twiddling a toothpick between your teeth after a veggie burger or five at the local roller cafe

[Vulgar]

his middle name is Maelstrom

[Loast]

has an account on blackpeoplemeet.com

only person to throw up the black power fist during the pledge of allegiance

infiltrated the KKK as black panther lead witness

[Split]

once created his dream neighborhood in The Sims, until a game-breaking glitch forced his neighbor Herman Cain below the poverty line and ruined his chances at getting elected Postmaster General

[Split]

literally enjoys the taste of another mans fartbox

[Vulgar]

every November 4th, he sends Saul Williams a necklace

[Split]

questioned his sexuality so much it confessed to murder three times and high treason once

[PancakeBrah]

The White Ashy Larry.

Off-Brand Randy.

This dude buys Wal-Mart hoodies from Good Will.

Headphones blasting the dub-step remix of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On"

This dude's got the latest Beats by Phil headphones.

Looks like a rejected Men in Black alien.

This dude's left eyebrow is infringing on the DMZ of his face.

He stole that styrofoam cup from his mom's place two years ago and cracks a sly grin whenever he sees her because of it.

[Vulgar]

got KOed by Credibility in a boxing match

[Split]

every November 4th, he sends Saul Williams a necklace
gone

[Loast]

remixed michael jackson song to "can u tell me if i'm white or black"

[PancakeBrah]

Has a life-sized Randy Jackson doll next to his bed.

[Vulgar]

has a Midnight Marauders leotard

[Split]

lookin like his bone structure eloped with his gag reflex, slammed him for double alimony and child support. but still manage to return once a month to slip lost& found gym clothes and nilla wafers under his studio apt's door

[Split]

tried to elect himself Funkmaster of his own fraternity in boarding school and lost his scholarship

[Vulgar]

he tried to hold a slinky for ransom 'STOP MOVIN MY G!'

[PancakeBrah]

This dude listens to frolfing podcasts

[Vulgar]

When his teacher mentioned Apartheid in class he said outloud "That ship sailed a long time ago."

[Split]

his only natural predator is structurally unsound Capri Suns

[Vulgar]

his only natural predator is structurally unsound Capri Suns

and if it's a last straw situation, he attacks them with reckless abandon

[~RustyGunZ~]

printed out the KOTD and Grindtime trading cards and attempted a ploy involving them and a rare pikachu birthday edition

[~RustyGunZ~]

makes his own shorts out of past seasons jeans

only way to reach maximum sag

[~RustyGunZ~]

striktas gayer and poorer cousin

[Split]

and if it's a last straw situation, he attacks them with reckless abandon

the straw that broke the camel-like growths on his oddly curved fingers

[Split]

his signature party shot: 11 parts bitters, 1 part Old Crow whiskey, line the rim of the glass with crushed up baby aspirin

[KennyCerealBowl]

wassup b.rabbit

[Battle Hymns]

I got so many fags on my dick right now im beginning to think this is the gay pride parade

[Split]

grandmother, blacker than a raisin
grandson, whiter than bleached white grape juice

[Fig]

Looks like a tweaked out joe budden in an identity crisis

[Battle Hymns]

Looks like a tweaked out joe budden in an identity crisis

so joe budden isnt black because you said so? lol

[Battle Hymns]

So am I going to be part of the site... I mean, you already posted my pic, so wtf...

stop being a group of dick ryding biyatches

[Fig]

So am I going to be part of the site... I mean, you already posted my pic, so wtf...

stop being a group of dick ryding biyatches

Yeah bro welcome. Accept my friend request

[Battle Hymns]

Yeah bro welcome. Accept my friend request

Why?

[Boredom]

types like a retarded version of every racist troll account lars has had

[Battle Hymns]

types like a retarded version of every racist troll account lars has had

Wow... the haters keep coming.. Hi.. Im Hymnz... you number 10000554548099008080808080808080545468588458348548 584584584854

Who has my nuts on your chin

[Fig]

So we can bro it out and collab on topicals about the white devil

[Split]

So we can bro it out and collab on topicals about the white devil
thank you for getting the Blacklist reference, btw

[Battle Hymns]

So we can bro it out and collab on topicals about the white devil

Ill get started right now

[Fig]

thank you for getting the Blacklist reference, btw

Yeah you showed me the song lol

[Fig]

Born in a cum dumpster outta reggie jacksons ass

[Fig]

Pioneer of the 40 oz wine cooler

[Fig]

Has a signed copy of the gap band chopped n screwed on cassette

[Fig]

Sleeps in his bathtub simply for the morning time convenience

Knitted his grandma a maxi pad out of stringy boogers and loose jerry curl hairs from the 80's

[Greed]

You trying so hard to prove yourself to these whiteboys you compare your grandma to a raisin.

Why is this.

[oats]

lol Split going off in here