Got stopped by another cop

[Fig]

He was like, you got any weed in the car?

I said yes, showed him what we had (about 6 grams)

He goes alright, well what are you guna do with it?

Uhhh... throw it away? (I wanted to say LIGHT IT ON FIRE so bad)...

alright then, carry on

we ended up burning it all...

[NYCSPITZ]

why choose such a homo avy tho?

lol

[Fig]

why choose such a homo avy tho?

lol

It's hella funny bitch. Candle cock dripping wax on some fags prayer hands.

[Rawn MD]

Next time give him my gov't

itll b a good look.

[ill nik-A]

I was behind a cop on the turnpike yesterday my whole way home... It made it hard to hit the bowl, fuck him

[Split]

Nik why aren't you smoking blunts in the whip?

[Split]

Next time give him my gov't

itll b a good look.

what is this in English Official Translator

[ill nik-A]

Nik why aren't you smoking blunts in the whip?

I solo bowl it on my ride home... It's a 45 min drive

[Witty]

I would not have the multitasking skills necessary to hit a bowl and drive at the same time.

[ill nik-A]

U don't knee drive bro?

[oats]

You must sound white when you speak. My experience has shown that Mexicans don't get off so easy in those situations.

[ill nik-A]

I had to stomp out an eighth but beats jail

[Strikta]

Driving & hitting a bowl is hella easy.

[Diode]

hella

[Sho Money EMG]

Wow they let you off after telling him you had weed? Your lucky bro. Cops around here are scumbags

[veritas]

Stop smoking weed and grow up.

[Masaii]

Okay strikta jr

Next stop faggotville. Oh wait that was last stop.

[Sharp]

I would not have the multitasking skills necessary to hit a bowl and drive at the same time.

I used to live with a criminal justice major that was a master of this. It's a feat to behold

[Fig]

You must sound white when you speak. My experience has shown that Mexicans don't get off so easy in those situations.

He was Mexican ;) drove this dope ass camaro cop car too...

ill nik-A I smoke a bowl on my way too and from work. Shit is proper

[Fig]

what is this in English Official Translator

Give the cops his name because they'll see he stole a leaf blower, which would not fair well with a mexican cop.

[dull boy]

lol

[Strikta]

Why y'all stay on my dick tho?

Lol

Faggots.