The Roast of Gazette

[Gazette]

That's me. Hello

http://i40.tinypic.com/2gxocxz.jpg

[Ghost1]

faggit

[~RustyGunZ~]

GOOD FOR YOU

[Dope girl]

Guys chill with snapping at new Cats...... Hey, how r u? welcome.

[SiK]

That's me. Hello

Lmfao, something about the way this was said. I just picture this dude with jeans with the knees torn and a hello kitty cut off knotted in the front

[Allen Knight]

hi Gamble, i see ur addiction didnt kill ur pathetic life yet
damn

[Inno]

is that a girl razor?

wtf is a gazette

[Gazette]

lmao, thanks for the, erm, welcome? Sik, some imagination you got there man. I don't really believe you don't know what a Gazette is Innovator, n hi 2 beautiful, i'm alright thanks, yourself?

[Meth]

Hello Gazette, I am Meth, administrator here at Netcees.com

Over the past few years we've been having some issues keeping spam bots off the site, and it's quite a hassle to delete all of their posts.

So, we now make it mandatory for all new members to post a picture of themselves to prove they are not a spam bot, or any member that be detrimental to the board.

Please present your picture with in the next 24 hours and I will turn on all your forum accessibility options. If you don't, I will have no choice but to ban you.

- Meth (Netcees Administrator since 2011)

[Gazette]

cool man, where's your picture then?

[Lecture]

^ ctfu

[Meth]

I've posted multiple pictures of myself in a banana suit even.

[Gazette]

ite cool, here ya go then


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wNz8-spPm14/TuX8xNNJNsI/AAAAAAAAAWI/WF5ichRzVkI/s1600/di-37JY.jpg

[Meth]

This does not suffice.

Do to you posting a pic of you that is clearly not you.

You must now post a picture of you with a paper that says Netcees, and the date.

Be careful.

[Sharp]

cool man, where's your picture then?

Meths picture was up before the spambot influx crashed us recently. If youre uncomfortable posting one, you can instead send a pic to meth, or one of our other staff responsible for this sort of thing, Figurative or Bags

Thanks

-Netcees staff

[Rawn M.D.]

Do u want a baby Ruth bar Gazette

[Gazette]

my bad, here ya go


http://rippedabsworkout.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/abs-6-packs.jpg

[Meth]

Yes, thank you Sharp Nine.

Do to this new information brought to you by fellow administrator, you may send a PM'd picture to me, Bags, or Figurative w/o the date or a paper saying Netcees.co

Preferably me as I am the only one actively posting at the second.

[Meth]

Please do not simulataneously browse netcees and GlamGalz

[Gazette]

tshh, u guys needa relax, have my damn pic, idc


http://i40.tinypic.com/2gxocxz.jpg

[Allen Knight]

this will be the most respected roast ever cuz he didnt bitch out like half niggas

[Inno]

jesus its like....its like so easy lol

[Joe Metts]

Looking like he half smiled cause his heart couldn't tell a lie.

[Joe Metts]

Looking like tom cruise moms shoes.

[Allen Knight]

Looking like tom cruise moms shoes.

HA

[Gazette]

lmao, assholes. go vote on my first battle

[Joe Metts]

Looking like he argues for cheerleading as a sport.

[Vulgar]

oh wow

firstly, welcome

[~RustyGunZ~]

Looks like the long lost 4th member of the Lonely Island

Ironically lives there

[Fig]

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[Vulgar]

Everyone, meet Michael Whelps

Lance Crass, the rejected member of N'Syncopated

dude looks like the evil cyborg version of VERITAS

not sure if masculine female or Dutch dragqueen

[Vulgar]

If Severus Snape and Orc had a child

[Joe Metts]

Looking like the only fan of gully the kid in history.

[Gazette]

ahahahaha. not bad, give you guys a 7/10 so far

[Joe Metts]

Looking like jesse pinkman if he was a canadian syrup dealer.

[Vulgar]

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6900000/Alan-Rickman-Wallpaper-alan-rickman-6979161-1024-768.jpg

+

http://www.abmuku.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sesame-street-big-bird.jpg


=

http://i40.tinypic.com/2gxocxz.jpg

[Joe Metts]

Looking like a juggalo thats afraid of clowns.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Performs backup vocals for a local nsync cover band

[Vulgar]

looking like he's a blacksmith for tongue rings.

[Rawn M.D.]

Looks like u got tarditive dyskinsia n then had a seizure

[Joe Metts]

Looking like his hair only gets combed if its for lice.

[Vulgar]

he starred in the movie Ellen Degenerate and the Show Nobody Cares About

[Vulgar]

he was on the cover of Vogue in a frog suit

[Joe Metts]

Looking like he got the controller from click and fast forwarded to chapter faggot.

[Vulgar]

his blood type is PineSol

[Rawn M.D.]

Is the result of females taking male hormones

[~RustyGunZ~]

Goes to womens salons and ask for a hot mess

Doesn't tip

[Vulgar]

When life gives you lemons, don't make a squishy face ass nigga

[Joe Metts]

Looking like the oldest dude at the mousekateer try outs.

[Vulgar]

fought Fallon Fox and won.

[Rawn M.D.]

Dood git smacked in the back of the head one to many times when unexpected n it stuck

[Vulgar]

if Juliet Montague could grow a mustache

[Gazette]

tut, nuttin about the baby blues, the ominous expression ... i am disappoint.

[Inno]

does that nigga have a big as mole on his chin or is that the shadow?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Knows the square root of l'oreal

[Joe Metts]

Looking like his dungeon and dragons characters magic power was butthole insertion.

[Vulgar]

lol @ this Scandinavian goober lookin all smug

lookin like a European ghostbuster

[Gazette]

PMSL. 8/10. this Vulgar guy's carrying you lot, step it up

[Joe Metts]

Looking like the only thing rawn macdon doesn't know anything about.

[Vulgar]

Knows the square root of l'oreal

wow

This nigga is a living Star Trek euphemism.

[Rawn M.D.]

U sure that's u let down... N not fell out?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Has suicide on his bucket list

Only looks sad because he took that with a front facing camera

[Lecture]

http://s17.postimg.org/93tgqjlen/hell_no.jpg

[Vulgar]

lookin like he can write Monica Lewinsky's name in morse code, backwards

[Vulgar]

lookin like the only dude in the village to try and negotiate the Sword out of the Stone.

[Rawn M.D.]

Type to order pucker at the bar n chase it w a glass of chardonnay

[Vulgar]

Liam Neeson's son, Larynx

[Vulgar]

Larry the Cradle Guy

[Joe Metts]

Looking like he wears fubu and mountain gears.

[Rawn M.D.]

Type to hold out on the xanax but eat everyone's grapefruit

[Joe Metts]

Looking like hed turn down pussy to meet daniel tosh.

[Gazette]

tut, reaching a bit now, c'mon step it up

[Vulgar]

His fingernails have strobe lights.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Has a tattoo of a map detailing indiana jones journey in movies 1, 3, and 4

[Joe Metts]

Im out. Hope i helped lay the ground work for a good roast.

Your cool people's gazette. Taking it on the chin. Its all in fun.

Enjoy your stay homie.

[Vulgar]

Pride & Prejudice, the Swedish lesbian version

[Vulgar]

He has icy blue eyes because he freezes whenever a female's around

[Gazette]

lol thanks Metts

[Vulgar]

lookin like his eyebrows levitate when he gets excited

Ol' Guess Who? face lookin ass nigga

[~RustyGunZ~]

Rides a unicycle to his job at the clay pot factory

[Vulgar]

lmaaao take your pick

http://stayonfountain.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/guess-who.jpg

[Vulgar]

He shops at Dolce Katana.

[Rawn M.D.]

His appearance gave his nervous system a nervous breakdown

[Vulgar]

lookin like Lord Farquad's pedicure specialist.

[Gazette]

Rides a unicycle to his job at the clay pot factory

lmaoooo wtf???? that made me laugh probly more than it should have

[Vulgar]

The only known practicioner of astral travel into the faggotry dimension.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Taught Christopher Waltz how to thumb wrestle in an empty cabin

[Rawn M.D.]

After his birth his mom's had her tubes tied at the local water park

[Gazette]

The only known practicioner of astral travel into the faggotry dimension.

#BuddhaBum Tsh

[Vulgar]

Ol' Free Willy is my favorite movie lookin ass nigga

Ol' frappucino is a permanent staple in my diet lookin ass nigga

Ol' David Spade with lower testosterone levels lookin ass nigga

Cheeky the British Broomstick lookin ass

Koala Bear coalition lookin ass

Ivan Drago with vaginal modifications lookin ass

[~RustyGunZ~]

Prays to the Norse gods every night with a blood sacrifice to bring back the holocaust

[Rawn M.D.]

Had derm abrasion performed by the neighborhood tile n grout company

[Vulgar]

He doesn't read newspapers, he processes them

[Vulgar]

His rosy cheeks could fill a garden

[Gazette]

have a frappucino after i fap in chinos, thats me

[Vulgar]

If Brendan Frasier slowly turned into the Wicked Witch of the Text

[~RustyGunZ~]

Owns every season of the O.C. on VHS

Mastered the art of quilting at the ripe age of 2

[Fig]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2gxocxz.jpg

[Vulgar]

has Black Cock Down on DVD & Bluray

[Rawn M.D.]

The sight of him is so unconjerable he scared his pet gerbil w his best Richard gear impression

[Vulgar]

Son of Squidward lookin ass nigga

[Vulgar]

20,000 Leagues Under the Semen lookin ass nigga


(should I stop? lol)

[Rawn M.D.]

Cries himself awake every morning

[Rawn M.D.]

Takes generic prozac n thinks he's prosaic

[Vulgar]

Cries himself awake every morning

lol

his tears rain down from Hyrule Temple clouds

this dude looks like he catches fireflies with his mouth in Zelda

[Vulgar]

When he sneezes, ginger ale comes out of his nose

[~RustyGunZ~]

Cries himself awake every morning

lmfao

after like 10 straight post of cringe worthy boarding in this thread, that actually made me chuckle out loud

[Rawn M.D.]

Face like his mom's prolactin count has prolapsed

[Vulgar]

he invented the dance move 'Criss Cross Snapplesauce'

[~RustyGunZ~]

Used to leave clues that led to more clues in the locker of his 3rd grade crush

She meet him in lounge of a Best Buy audio department with an arrest warrant senior year

[Vulgar]

lookin like he's a member of the Slovenian slim jim team

[Vulgar]

lookin like he had an affair with Cro's Edit Button and got her pregnant

the baby's name is Annunaki

[Rawn M.D.]

Twister is his faces favorite game

[Vulgar]

His best friend is the asparagus plant.

[~RustyGunZ~]

films fish dying out of water with a crank reel over the acoustics of Incubus

[Objective]

The picture is taken with a pro camera but even pixels shy away from an ugly face the elephant man would laugh at.

[Rawn M.D.]

Walks around w bitter beer face n doesn't drink beer

[~RustyGunZ~]

Owns a timeshare in Somalia with David Uosikkinens half brother

[Objective]

The picture of his face is used as confidence boost for severly burned fire victims.

[Rawn M.D.]

Suffered through years of child abuse performed for the good of the community

[Atomic]

he's ugly.

[Rawn M.D.]

His face serves as a preventive measure for bath salt consumers

[Rawn M.D.]

Knew it was time for school when he heard the lepers bell

[Objective]

When he tried to kill himself the only thing his parents did was offering to help him if he wanted to try again.

[Gazette]

not bad, not bad, kept the momentum going. much obliged lol

[Fig]

The picture, is the joke itself


http://i40.tinypic.com/2gxocxz.jpg

[Wise Wiggles]

This nigga look like he sprinkle meth on his Special K every morning.

[Allen Knight]

lookin like he eats pop rocks an pepsi at 7 am
while talkin on his bedroom line phone thts not cordless

[Allen Knight]

joined a biker gang, they immediately stole his bike after intiation

[Allen Knight]

his favorite actor of all time is corey haim

[Hush]

Lmaooo nigga look like a bull dyke

[Objective]

Also, good sport Gazette, didn't throw a hissy fit. Welcome to NC. :)

[Sick]

joined a biker gang, they immediately stole his bike after intiation

This nigga Allen Knight forming new dimensions of corny.

[Sick]

We need kungfugrip and Frank Metts for this type of shit. You newfagg0ts are just terrible, tbh.

[Allen Knight]

We need kungfugrip and Frank Metts for this type of shit. You newfagg0ts are just terrible, tbh.

ur sucking dick hard this morning lol always got other dudes names in ur mouth ur a fail troll & a faggot lmaao

[Hush]

Dick is like a glass of orange juice to this enlonged necked faggot

[Split]

Looking like hed turn down pussy to meet daniel tosh.
lol

ole swirly selfie saturday lookin faggot

lookin like he's been looking for the pot of gold at the end of Reading Rainbow since early 03

If Bleak lost his body fat percentage in a vat of moisturizer and masturbated it all out

[Sick]

ur sucking dick hard this morning lol always got other dudes names in ur mouth ur a fail troll & a faggot lmaao

Trolls don't fail when their purpose is to annoy you and make you rage, which I've done numerous times. A mature person would simply ignore me, but it's obvious you enjoy the verbal conflict, which tells me your a very swallow individual.

Keep replying and acknowledging my existence, little nigga.

[Joe Metts]

Frank can roast but don't act like i don't murder shit too lol

[Sharp]

McHatinhimself

[Split]

spikes his hair with hand moisturizer

track jacket game: electrical tape

[Sick]

Frank can roast but don't act like i don't murder shit too lol

You, kungfugrip and your brother. Show these newfags how it's done, cuz anything led by Allen Knight lame/corny as fuck tbh.

[Vulgar]

lookin like he installed water sprinklers inside of his house by accident

[Gazette]

Also, good sport Gazette, didn't throw a hissy fit. Welcome to NC. :)

thanks