The 1-2 Punch Roast (Week 1)

[~RustyGunZ~]

Will edit in pic.

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Each battler gets 2 bars to diss the pic. Must be in the league to get credit.

Winner gets points towards rankings (make yourself familiar with the points system in the rules thread)

[~RustyGunZ~]

Swerve Orc King Ra. Defiant Unfukwitable Allen Knight Amen Sharp Nine Windu Tuako jilti Destroyer Malachi Dominate Greed BROKE LESNAR YDK Witty ill fig-A Beyond KnowP Paradigm Adonis Blanco Bishop Lyfza Gamble Doug Funny Allen Knight Amen

[Adonis]

Dope, I got the perfect pic of me for this next week or some shit. I'll find and pm it to you

[Adonis]

Got the plummers crack but oh well, 1PAC over here lookin sexy as hell
Grew a chin strap so his boys could straddle that salivating mouth.


Damn, I'm not that good at battling. I remember why I never liked this shit...Ahh well

[jilti]

this tools a lame. might wanna lose some weight, then it'd be cool to date
maybe target a female, instead of a room with gay dudes playing shooting games

[Greed]

This the biggest lol of all time, you went for the orc and crossed the line
Them easter colors more lame then bags drapes and hush gmas walls combined

[Amen]

You're seriously gay, it's true w/ the lamest swag,
& if anyone tries 2 jacket, it's this faggot w/ his baby blue from baby gap.

[KnowP]

u use to be at the top, now u stay frontin
went from throwing the hammers, to lookin like Thors gay cousin

[Sharp]

for that faggy an outfit, theres no precedent dude
you got enough suspect clothing there to fill a police evidence room
n your squad's pathetic. hate to rag on you boss
aint seen a crowd that sad since brazil's world cup loss

[Amen]

So it's about damn time I state facts, these weak lames'll get son'd,
I'm not the type to gay bash, but these 3 faggots are pre-gaming for one.
Leave these geeks scraped w/ a punch, Amen'll slay w/ these schemes,
Cuz you'll never be the HOT TOPIC, unless discussin those gay skinny jeans.

[KnowP]

holdin that controller like a bitch, u must be a fetish whore
you might be playin the xbox, but im sure your ex was playing in yours

[e11even]

After seeing this shit, no more weed! I'm detoxin!
Scary ass exed boxes for meat slobbing and beat boxin
On tranny sluts so much he wears the panties as chic bonnets
While the others turned the sex tape to a video game to beat sausage!

[El Muffin]

4 player ladder matches..wit the sticks hes been thuggin
But cut offda Wwe 13..n wrestle wit the fact u look lika metro jim duggan
your heads anatomy? suttin I shoudnt mention but fuk it
Its time2 face the music n all dat jazz cuz ur ear looks like da end of a trumpet



Need to shk the rust off but bang bang nukka


I signed in knuck so I count, right?

[Blanco Bishop]

Weakest of swag N even you'll say that I'm right.
With that color n shade, i pray u stay there n never show your face in the light.
Watching the pic my reaction is like no u didn't.
Couldn't find a frutier bunch at the produce section.

[El Muffin]

So im allowed two extra lines. Ok ill edit some in

[YDK]

I look at this faggot...and can think of nothing
lookin like a giant diet blueberry muffin

[El Muffin]

Hahaaaaa I noticed sumthin just now

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