Friend Zone Fred Zim
07-08-2014, 12:04 PM
Ayo, how the fuck is it hanging bros? I'm sayin', I was just walken down the street and I saw this solid 7.88393 piece. Nice booty yo. And face like woah but eh lil spare tire and boobs needed to be bigger. She was wit' her man, walkin wit that 15% hip twist swag and kirsten dunst from crazy beautiful glare. I was staring at her bulging nipple and she looked into the God's eyes for, no lie, at least 3 and a half seconds bro. I'm so alpha that I knew I could have thrown her onto the nearby Sidewalk cafe and had my ways but I'm a good bro so I didn't do it to dude. Would've felt bad yo.
But, this glory aside, I created an ALGORYTHMIC GAME that ultimately HYPNOTIZES any DIME PIECE into your bed. It's called, "ding dong swing machine". You need a twister board, a hypnotist machine (the thing that swings back and forth hitting balls), and the game of an alpha male 10. If you have tattoos this will work more easily because duh, women love art.
If you need help with women I feel you. Before I got my first nookie from a Croation 20 piece model at the age of 7, I was in the same boat. Feel free to e-mail me your paypal to my Nigerian mail order Zebra charity foundation and I will help you for 7 small monthly fees of $950 only weekly.
To your good health,
Fred Zim
(347) 662-8493
But, this glory aside, I created an ALGORYTHMIC GAME that ultimately HYPNOTIZES any DIME PIECE into your bed. It's called, "ding dong swing machine". You need a twister board, a hypnotist machine (the thing that swings back and forth hitting balls), and the game of an alpha male 10. If you have tattoos this will work more easily because duh, women love art.
If you need help with women I feel you. Before I got my first nookie from a Croation 20 piece model at the age of 7, I was in the same boat. Feel free to e-mail me your paypal to my Nigerian mail order Zebra charity foundation and I will help you for 7 small monthly fees of $950 only weekly.
To your good health,
Fred Zim
(347) 662-8493