Alvin Karpis [VS] Kin [Alvin Karpis WINS]

[Paradigm]

The Summer Classic VII
Netcees Premier Text Battling Tournament

Alvin Karpis Kin
Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due MONDAY,
July 14th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Check Ins are due FRIDAY, July 11th 2014
Voting ends Friday July 18th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours
You will be GRANTED ONE EXTENSION throughout the Tourney. Any extension beyond the first will result in loss of votes.


Line Limit:

Min. = 10 lines
Max. = 16 lines
Limit MUST be agreed upon


General Rules:

1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will be disqualified.
A check in IS mandatory.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.

[Kin]

Kin Checkin in

[Alvin Karpis]

check let's go 10

[Kin]

Letz Go!!

ya Finna' Starve, Swimmin' outside the Cage, Feed ya Ribs ta' Sharks
Mister Karp, give the Title a Wave before you Drift Apart...
I'm Carvin´ Karpis's Carcass into Parts he's a Dead Target
Blood from his Garments swept under a rug then I'ma Crip Walk on Red Karpet
ya shoulda known that I Rate Him as Overrated, an trust me, I Sugarcoated the Statement
Dopeness is Vacant, Its Clear he Nose, I'm Soberin' a Opiate Patient!!!!
Damage his Face, I Plan to slow his Stamina's Pace
to a Stand Still, Watch the Belt Change quicker then on a Mannequin's Waiste...
Stop ya Streak, Slammin' ya Brakes, ya shoulda Planned an Escape
When Kin Stand in ya Place, it'll Dawn on him to claim "this whole Planet is Apes"!!!!

[Paradigm]

Alvin Karpis:

Reverbnation hates you, I bet that ‘in and out’ track got like 5 clicks
That shit exposed you as the catcher no wonder you sound so high pitched
Got me battling an aspiring rapper wearing cheap jewelry & feels dumb
I guess the irony is you rock fake silver & couldn’t even fuck the real one
1punch'll eat em w/ a hook & beat him till he’s shook
I’m a prove Kindle… just watch how I read him like a book
Stop claiming your hood like you step on the block
Homey your only partner in crime is a gay stripper dressed as a cop
You wack kid I’m so sick I’ll kill you cuz I’m too violent
Shit the way I got Atkin so quick it might inspire Joe Metts to try it

[Amen]

ya Finna' Starve, Swimmin' outside the Cage, Feed ya Ribs ta' Sharks
Mister Karp, give the Title a Wave before you Drift Apart...

Like the concept here. I think you could have executed it different, to make more of an impact rather then come off statement'ish.

I'm Carvin´ Karpis's Carcass into Parts he's a Dead Target
Blood from his Garments swept under a rug then I'ma Crip Walk on Red Karpet

This was too statement'ish and seen a lot of these concepts from back in the days.

ya shoulda known that I Rate Him as Overrated, an trust me, I Sugarcoated the Statement
Dopeness is Vacant, Its Clear he Nose, I'm Soberin' a Opiate Patient!!!!

Ehh... Could have used some more work.

Damage his Face, I Plan to slow his Stamina's Pace
to a Stand Still, Watch the Belt Change quicker then on a Mannequin's Waiste...

Nah, this is a played and over used concept & lacked a fresh twist.

Stop ya Streak, Slammin' ya Brakes, ya shoulda Planned an Escape
When Kin Stand in ya Place, it'll Dawn on him to claim "this whole Planet is Apes"!!!!

Again, statement'ish, bro. Could have been executed different to have/land more of an impact.

Alvin Karpis:

Reverbnation hates you, I bet that ‘in and out’ track got like 5 clicks
That shit exposed you as the catcher no wonder you sound so high pitched

I seewhat you tried here but came off statement'ish but the wording was on point.

Got me battling an aspiring rapper wearing cheap jewelry & feels dumb
I guess the irony is you rock fake silver & couldn’t even fuck the real one

LOL, this was dope.

1punch'll eat em w/ a hook & beat him till he’s shook
I’m a prove Kindle… just watch how I read him like a book

I fucks w/ it..

Stop claiming your hood like you step on the block
Homey your only partner in crime is a gay stripper dressed as a cop

Ehhh, played concepts but wordin an execution was ok.

You wack kid I’m so sick I’ll kill you cuz I’m too violent
Shit the way I got Atkin so quick it might inspire Joe Metts to try it

Ok'ish..

OVERALL: Decent'ish battle here. Kin seems like he has the basics down but needs to work on more of a harsher execution and get rid of all the decoration (Bolding, Italics & Exclamation points!!!!), People here frown on that shit and some maybe ignorant to even vote against it. But overall, work on your execution of your concepts in more of a harsher manner and you'll be straight, bro. I think some of your shit came off a little too wordy which hurt the impact of them or made them come off statement'ish rather then insult'ish. Nothing I can really say about Karps verse other then wish he had some more haymakers in there but none the less a pretty consistent solid drop which IMO, gives him the battle pretty comfortably.

v/Karp

[Certain]

Kin: Ugh. That's not wordplay. That's various associated words in random order. And none of it is clever. You're facing a known commodity on this site. Why no personals? Nothing was interesting here. The generic lines didn't actually seem like punches. The only positive is that the cadence and rhymes were good. But this was not a battle verse.

Alvin Karpis: You got this on the first line. It was personal, accurate, clever and well-worded. Good work. The rest was solid, easily the best verse of the six I've read this week. Kindle and Atkin were OK name plays. The gay stripper thing was lame. But again, you won with the opener.

Vote: Alvin Karpis

[Velocity]

nothing

vs

Got me battling an aspiring rapper wearing cheap jewelry & feels dumb
I guess the irony is you rock fake silver & couldn’t even fuck the real one
1punch'll eat em w/ a hook & beat him till he’s shook
I’m a prove Kindle… just watch how I read him like a book
You wack kid I’m so sick I’ll kill you cuz I’m too violent
Shit the way I got Atkin so quick it might inspire Joe Metts to try it
^closer could have had more behind it for the fat guy.

This battle was pretty one sided, no real match for Alvin. His opponent got pretty out classed, the wordplay wasnt used correct & it was random & all over the place.

Vote- Alvin

[Blanco Bishop]

Kin u used the old long bar format makin your verse null n void.

Karp. U win this by default with the kindle, atkin, n catcher lines.

Vote karp

[Allen Knight]

Closer

Vs

Opener, kindle, atkin


V/karpis, this was onesided, kin didnt have any haymakers imo an a lot of played shit
the closer coulda been dope, karpis dropped solid an had a dope bar he took this easy.

[Paradigm]

Alvin Karpis wins 5-0 and advances to the next round.