View Full Version : Post the #1 & #2 bitches(in that order) that u would fuck, if given the opportunity..
Strikta
06-30-2013, 01:02 AM
Like say u could hit some celebs or whatever ect.. what's ur preference?
U only get 2, but they can be anyone.
Who hasn't thought about this.
I don't know.
This is tough as fuck.
Much easier it was five.
I'll be back.
StarFaggot
06-30-2013, 01:06 AM
Serena Williams
Mya Harrison
Philly
06-30-2013, 01:06 AM
Mila Kunis and Khaleesi, in costume
Strikta
06-30-2013, 01:06 AM
Interesting choices Aero, lmao tho I know why on both.
& Meth... it's supposed to be difficult like that lol
Strikta
06-30-2013, 01:08 AM
Mine would prolly be Katy Perry & Jessica Kylie
I'll prolly be back to edit tho ha
Rawn M.D.
06-30-2013, 01:08 AM
um difficult
jessica marias (when brunette)
and tanner mayes (cuz she a freak)
sub Vanessa Marcil
Jennifer Aniston and Katy Perry... but if on my way to fuck Katy Perry she dies or contracts HIV, Kaley Cuoco is the back up plan.
Allen Knight
06-30-2013, 01:14 AM
http://bretcontreras.com/wp-content/uploads/vida2.jpeg
vida i would fuck forever
http://www.wowshaneradio.com/wp-content/gallery/b-o-t-w-nikki-giavasis/nikki-giavasis-photo-8.jpg
nikki giavasis id tore up for hours
*jenny mccarthy as a sub, just cuz she seems like a fun fuck
Philly
06-30-2013, 01:15 AM
Yo, you gotta think that Vida G's puss is triple XL though right?
Allen Knight
06-30-2013, 01:16 AM
idc i'd knock the dust off that pussy
El Muffin
06-30-2013, 01:16 AM
like throwin a hotdog down a hallway yo
bitch got dem Jericho walls
@vida g
Strikta
06-30-2013, 01:17 AM
Vida da gawd..
ess.
Bet that bitch butthole smell like tulips.
Strikta
06-30-2013, 01:17 AM
like throwin a hotdog down a hallway yo
THAT'S MY SHIT MUFF LOL
I BE SAYING THAT ABOUT MAD BITCHES FAM HAHA
Matta' fact I said it at work about 2pm today.
El Muffin
06-30-2013, 01:23 AM
i hate extremely loose women
key word extremely.
like non existant walls extreme
"snap that pussy bacccccccccccccccK"
wapow
~RustyGunZ~
06-30-2013, 01:41 AM
hayden panettiere and jenn lawrence
sub natalie portman or megan fox
Philly
06-30-2013, 01:45 AM
I almost said Hayden P too.
Been in love with her since we were kids and I was watchin Remember the Titans
fucking knuck didnt even know who hayden was a few days ago when i mentioned her
she could def get it tho
~RustyGunZ~
06-30-2013, 01:47 AM
fucking knuck didnt even know who hayden was a few days ago when i mentioned her
she could def get it tho
She has taken my heart
Prob just 'cus I'm watching Heroes ATM and she's relevant to my thought process but I think a good pick anyhow
Allen Knight
06-30-2013, 01:47 AM
crazy shes with Klitschko
Lecture
06-30-2013, 01:57 AM
hayden panettiere the only one worth a damn so far in this thread.
Loast
06-30-2013, 01:59 AM
Bianca Lawson
Logan Browning
honorable mention
Melyssa Ford
Roselyn Sanchez
How you gon' say Aniston, Perry, Cuoco, Kunis aint worth a damn.
Lecture
06-30-2013, 02:01 AM
How you gon' say Aniston, Perry, Cuoco, Kunis aint worth a damn.
All look like lame sex.
Say I'm lying.
Strikta
06-30-2013, 02:01 AM
Jennifer Lawrence would get caged in the basement for some years.
I'd feed her dick & capri suns.
Prolly short her a few Port butts.
KATY PERRY LAME SEX
DUDE SHE'D LIKE DRESS UP LIKE AN ALIEN, BUY A FUCKING HOVER CRAFT, ABDUCT YOU, AND THAN FUCK YOU OUT OF THIS WORLD WTF.
Rawn M.D.
06-30-2013, 02:05 AM
All look like lame sex.
Say I'm lying.
Tanner Mayes aint no lame sex LOL. I selected her cuz she aint lame sex...bitch can fuck bro u got no idea what ur sayin.
Jennifer Lawrence would get caged in the basement for some years.
I'd feed her dick & capri suns.
Prolly short her a few Port butts.
deceased
Lecture
06-30-2013, 02:06 AM
KATY PERRY LAME SEX
DUDE SHE'D LIKE DRESS UP LIKE AN ALIEN, BUY A FUCKING HOVER CRAFT, ABDUCT YOU, AND THAN FUCK YOU OUT OF THIS WORLD WTF.
All an act my nigga, all an act.
But if she really was on that tip.. cage her ass in Antarctica in an igloo.
wont none yall see another fucking video.
Lecture
06-30-2013, 02:07 AM
Tanner Mayes aint no lame sex LOL. I selected her cuz she aint lame sex...bitch can fuck bro u got no idea what ur sayin.
like throwin a hotdog down a hallway yo
t(-_-)
Loast
06-30-2013, 02:11 AM
lame sex or not...
but i guarantee if anyone had the chance to fuck any of these broads in this thread yall would... Hands down w/o question..
Lecture
06-30-2013, 02:13 AM
I'd pass on Serena Williams..
I'd pass on Serena Williams..
Word at this.
I ain't fucking her. lol.
Rawn M.D.
06-30-2013, 02:15 AM
tbh she prolly the only one id pass on...
but id listen to her play tennis with my eyes shut.
Lecture
06-30-2013, 02:15 AM
Word at this.
I ain't fucking her. lol.
^ ctfu..
u ain't goin? lol
Strikta
06-30-2013, 02:22 AM
I'd hit Serena from the back for hours.
That's just me tho.
she's to black.
As racist as that sounds. lol.
I can dig a black woman but a lighter skinned black woman. Like Beyonce.
just one white as mayo's opinion.
Strikta
06-30-2013, 02:33 AM
I agree she blacker den a mug.
Meagan Good, Jessica Beil
NYCSPITZ
06-30-2013, 03:51 AM
prime halle, scarlett johansson
NYCSPITZ
06-30-2013, 03:51 AM
too many to name but sadly the best fucks are NOT dime pieces the uglier they are the better they are at fucking
StarFaggot
06-30-2013, 04:53 AM
Serena Williams would be the best fuck. Fat ass, stamina and that growl. You guys picking pretty faces I guarantee its lame sex. Smh @ too dark. I quit NC.
Dominate
06-30-2013, 04:58 AM
Lmao @ Serena Williams
She got a gladiator build dawg
God Of War
06-30-2013, 08:23 AM
michelle williams
http://www.flash-screen.com/free-wallpaper/uploads/201102/icos/1298363665.jpg
selena gomez
spring breakers made it a priority
http://static.igossip.com/photos_2013/44/sexy-selena-gomez-.jpg
trap.
06-30-2013, 10:14 AM
Melanie Iglesias
Kate Upton
PancakeBrah
06-30-2013, 10:53 AM
http://www.hdwallpapers3d.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/13_kate-upton_06.jpg
And a time machine+Cybill Shepherd in Taxi Driver
http://fogsmoviereviews.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/screenshot-lrg-09.png
Michelle keegan and rhianna
too many to name but sadly the best fucks are NOT dime pieces the uglier they are the better they are at fucking
there's a logic to this, that's what fucked up. you're probably right.
Selena Gomez looks like a loli. i'd fuck Serena over her anyday. lotta bad taste throughout thread.
Monica Bellucci (in her prime... but i'd still bury her now)
Emmanuelle Chriqui (skinny, but w.e. the bitch is divine)
done.
Kate bekinsale
janet Jackson in her prime
Strikta
06-30-2013, 01:56 PM
Emmanuelle Chriqui is definitely up there too.. forgot about her.
She's bad as hell.
Selena Gomez got dope feet, she'd get it bad.
im sorry but miley cyrus look like she got a 20 pound pussy...ohh my
she gotta be in some ones list lol
Strikta
06-30-2013, 01:58 PM
Pics of THAT Innovator...
I've heard ppl saying she got a fat pussy, but I've never seen what ya'l was talking about.
http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/6a00d8341c5d9653ef0133f076678c970b.jpg
best picture I could find so far...she walks around with that thing all in the air like that...that one video Knucklehead posted...check that shit out
she swinging that shit around like a dumbbell yo
Rawn M.D.
06-30-2013, 02:16 PM
'lol like a dumb bell yo' haa
ya she deff got some fat lips lols
Joe Metts
06-30-2013, 02:42 PM
Too tough of a question.
Always had a crush on marissa tomei
But if i had only 2 idk who iid pick
so many broads.
ive always liked...
uma thurman
nichole kidman
kim basinger
theres other, newer and younger ones of course. but these three have been on my list the longest so they get top mention
Split
06-30-2013, 04:03 PM
Tanner Mayes aint no lame sex LOL. I selected her cuz she aint lame sex...bitch can fuck bro u got no idea what ur sayin.
not tryna get a smorgasbord of STDs thx
Rawn M.D.
06-30-2013, 04:22 PM
Lol porn stars r supposed to undergo thorough std testing tho. Split Eight I'd also hit Jessie Jane btw
Joe Metts
06-30-2013, 04:24 PM
Pornstars get tested lol not like they can work if they have stds.
Rawn M.D.
06-30-2013, 04:26 PM
Exactly or the whole industry b fucked... Prolly cleaner then most girls lpl
Split
06-30-2013, 04:31 PM
most porn actresses aren't official/ are highly make-up'd, formerly attractive meth addicts sucking dick for a fix
E-Thugs inc.
06-30-2013, 04:35 PM
Tonio on dat salma hayek and denzel tip niggas
El Muffin
06-30-2013, 07:12 PM
hayden panettiere the only one worth a damn so far in this thread.
lol
one them dem nigs I see
Rawn M.D.
06-30-2013, 07:16 PM
Btw question was on Fuckin not like marrying fyi
El Muffin
06-30-2013, 09:38 PM
this nigga watching Nashville on a daily basis
HAyden Pantyhose ass niggas
Lecture
07-01-2013, 03:30 AM
lol
one them dem nigs I see
... whaaa?
Strikta
02-24-2015, 07:28 AM
I just had to revisit this thread lol
I change my 2.. Jessica Kylie done some thangs to her body that I'm not in agreement w/.
Also, reading Joe's post about Marissa has made me xtra grumpy this morn.
She is mine, Joe! Her biological clock is ticking & only I can give her that dicking feel me.
She's my bitch doe.. got a thing for Italian chicks.
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