[RESERVE BATTLE] Doug Funny [VS] Certain [Certain WINS]

[Paradigm]

The Summer Classic VII
Netcees Premier Text Battling Tournament

Certain Doug Funny

Winner of this advances into next round in a no show spot. Not guaranteed.

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due WEDNESDAY,
July 14th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Voting ends Friday July 18th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours
You will be GRANTED ONE EXTENSION throughout the Tourney. Any extension beyond the first will result in loss of votes.


Line Limit:

Min. = 10 lines
Max. = 16 lines
Limit MUST be agreed upon


General Rules:

1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will be disqualified.
A check in IS mandatory.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.

[Certain]

Doug's a cartoon character, and I'll still gladly take his dame.
No Cali-style hamburgers, but I'm spreading Patti Mayonnaise.
If his pickup lines are as bad as his punches, this fellow's jerking.
The only time you'll see Funny bone is when his elbow's working.
I'm not a mellow person. I've got a gun in the waist; see
that Quailman costume's a bad idea when I'm hunting like Cheney.
This dude claimed he was Bags. Doug, don't lie to impress me.
You could never replace A.C., like when Zack tried to date Jessie.
Your attempts are terrible. Your lines just depress me.
Step to the Götze, one kick'll leave you lyin' all Messi.

[Doug Funny]

Use my name as a game plan and u in trouble bruh
Cuz if u try to run 'ah play around.... Imma Fuckin beat you til you huddle-up
dying is your only option of course
Doug funny.. But this shit is even more hilarious as I shovel the dirt on top of ya corpse...

Dinghy.
Posted on March 29, 2014

The lake is made of crystals.
It shimmers to the touch but mostly
goes undisturbed. Too often
left to its own depths and the contents that consume it.
That it consumes.
The lake stares back
some nights
with the moonlight and the chirps of crickets
and a thousand tears filling its oversized puddle.
It's reaching out. It's flat. It's drowning,
and there's no one there to
throw that life preserver from the abandoned pier.
There's only the lake.
And me.

.. Tell ya ghostwriter that he bores me
I know he aint a legend beyond doubt... Hell i doubt beyond could even be this corny
I rather smoke meth than to read that horrible poem choice
Its not only breakin bad, .. I fuckin read the shit in Walter's son's voice
But we feel for your pain. That whole experience was disturbing in fact
We just wish you Fuckin fell in a lake before u posted that wack verse in this match

[Amen]

If his pickup lines are as bad as his punches, this fellow's jerking.
The only time you'll see Funny bone is when his elbow's working.

Eh, pretty obvious name flip but IMO was nicely worded w/ potential to actually land more of an impact if worded/executed a little more harsher.

vs

dying is your only option of course
Doug funny.. But this shit is even more hilarious as I shovel the dirt on top of ya corpse...
.. Tell ya ghostwriter that he bores me
I know he aint a legend beyond doubt... Hell i doubt beyond could even be this corny

Those were ok, the nameflip off your own name was cool and the beyond was ok, rest was blah'ish to me... Seemed like you rushed this and didn't put forth much thought or effort, tbh.

Anyways, ok'ish battle. Never really saw Cert battle before but he's a lot better then what I expected and Doug seemed to rush his verse cause I've seen better stuff/material from him. I think Cert's punches were there but lacked harshness/sting and the one bar quoted actually could have been dope if worded executed a lot harsher then it was. Doug had the 2 I quoted which were ok but I got him taking this match with just an overall tad bit better verse.

v/Doug

[Paradigm]

Doug's a cartoon character, and I'll still gladly take his dame.
No Cali-style hamburgers, but I'm spreading Patti Mayonnaise.
Nostalgia lol, cool
If his pickup lines are as bad as his punches, this fellow's jerking.
The only time you'll see Funny bone is when his elbow's working.
ok
I'm not a mellow person. I've got a gun in the waist; see
that Quailman costume's a bad idea when I'm hunting like Cheney.
great concept but not feelign the way it ended wording/impact. ok bar
This dude claimed he was Bags. Doug, don't lie to impress me.
You could never replace A.C., like when Zack tried to date Jessie.
LOL cool
Your attempts are terrible. Your lines just depress me.
Step to the Götze, one kick'll leave you lyin' all Messi.
nah forced

Use my name as a game plan and u in trouble bruh
Cuz if u try to run 'ah play around.... Imma Fuckin beat you til you huddle-up
nah weak
dying is your only option of course
Doug funny.. But this shit is even more hilarious as I shovel the dirt on top of ya corpse...
nah weak
.. Tell ya ghostwriter that he bores me
I know he aint a legend beyond doubt... Hell i doubt beyond could even be this corny
lol cool
I rather smoke meth than to read that horrible poem choice
Its not only breakin bad, .. I fuckin read the shit in Walter's son's voice
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL this leaned me
But we feel for your pain. That whole experience was disturbing in fact
We just wish you Fuckin fell in a lake before u posted that wack verse in this match
wack

That breaking bad bar was lols. beyond was straight but the other bars in your verse werent good. Certain was witty but didn't really have any haymakers. Doug Funny had lotb maybe even best two but Certain had way more consistent verse. Certain edges it with more consistency.

Vote - Certain

[Destroyer]

replace A.C
vs
Walters son (lotb)

I have this even on quotes, but I have Doug with lotb with that Walter jr. line, that shit was bonkers. A.C. Slater line was clever as hell too, but Doug's hit harder

v/funnyman

[Tic]

Funny bone, AC

vs.

Breaking bad

I think Certain took this one. Though his wording wasn't all that great, the 2 lines that I quoted were pretty cool. Doug Funny was very indirect and I wasn't feeling most of his verse.

V/ Certain

[BROKE LESNAR]

If his pickup lines are as bad as his punches, this fellow's jerking.
The only time you'll see Funny bone is when his elbow's working.
This dude claimed he was Bags. Doug, don't lie to impress me.
You could never replace A.C., like when Zack tried to date Jessie.




I rather smoke meth than to read that horrible poem choice
Its not only breakin bad, .. I fuckin read the shit in Walter's son's voice

I have Certain taking this 2-1. I liked some of the concepts Doug was shooting for but felt that many of them suffered because he executed them blandly. The Funny Bone bar was my lotb.

v-Certain

[Orc]

Nice battle I enjoyed both verses. For me, it came down to the AC line versus the Walter White line. The Walter JR line was just too funny and edged the battle out. Everything else was even to me but Doug just snuck it with a better line. Certain impressed me too, though. I see this going down to the wire.

[murda sho]

Doug Funny

.. Tell ya ghostwriter that he bores me
I know he aint a legend beyond doubt... Hell i doubt beyond could even be this corny

But we feel for your pain. That whole experience was disturbing in fact
We just wish you Fuckin fell in a lake before u posted that wack verse in this match


Certain

This dude claimed he was Bags. Doug, don't lie to impress me.
You could never replace A.C., like when Zack tried to date Jessie.


Got Doug taking this one by a small margin, y'all both dropped a lot of filler but I feel he hit with one more line than Certain, whoever wins will have to step it up next round

[Alvin Karpis]

AC and funny bone, although funny could have been worded to be LOTB
Walter and beyond doubt hit, overall though certain got this w/ consistency

v/certain

[Paradigm]

4-4

[Sharp]

Doug's a cartoon character, and I'll still gladly take his dame.
No Cali-style hamburgers, but I'm spreading Patti Mayonnaise.
This dude claimed he was Bags. Doug, don't lie to impress me.
You could never replace A.C., like when Zack tried to date Jessie.


I rather smoke meth than to read that horrible poem choice
Its not only breakin bad, .. I fuckin read the shit in Walter's son's voice


i thought doug's quote was the lotb but not by too much... seen enough breaking bad flips where it wasn't a massive hit for me but still clever.

close battle but I thought certains verse as a whole was stronger and more consistent

v/certain

[big baby]

Fucking cringe at every one of Amens votes. Gotske was my facebook status. Certain just had better non ill advised, funnier lines. I think maybe one 'miss' in my book. Dougs breaking bad line was not bad. idk abot lotb, and even so the consistency wasnt there, a more humor rich verse wouldve sealed the deal, but that wasnt the case. Certain.

[Ghost1]

Use my name as a game plan and u in trouble bruh
Cuz if u try to run 'ah play around.... Imma Fuckin beat you til you huddle-up

Played

dying is your only option of course
Doug funny.. But this shit is even more hilarious as I shovel the dirt on top of ya corpse...

Light



.. Tell ya ghostwriter that he bores me
I know he aint a legend beyond doubt... Hell i doubt beyond could even be this corny

Eh

I rather smoke meth than to read that horrible poem choice
Its not only breakin bad, .. I fuckin read the shit in Walter's son's voice

Lmao. Hilarious.

But we feel for your pain. That whole experience was disturbing in fact
We just wish you Fuckin fell in a lake before u posted that wack verse in this match

Whatever


Doug's a cartoon character, and I'll still gladly take his dame.
No Cali-style hamburgers, but I'm spreading Patti Mayonnaise.

Takin the approach of battling him as tho hes doug funny was a bad look imo. Its corny. Punch itself is ok....but its lame to me.

If his pickup lines are as bad as his punches, this fellow's jerking.
The only time you'll see Funny bone is when his elbow's working.

This is played

I'm not a mellow person. I've got a gun in the waist; see
that Quailman costume's a bad idea when I'm hunting like Cheney.

Still on sum doug shit....but i dug this one

This dude claimed he was Bags. Doug, don't lie to impress me.
You could never replace A.C., like when Zack tried to date Jessie.

Testify. Nice bar.

Your attempts are terrible. Your lines just depress me.
Step to the Götze, one kick'll leave you lyin' all Messi.

This is ok....im not a fan of sports punches....this was ok tho


This was close....i glanced over both verses again before deciding. .id say certain was more consistent. Niether missed badly....doug didnt really miss....but he wasnt really doin anything big to hurt certqin. Just sum light jabs...if that. Walter white lotb but certain had atleast 2 quotes vs that 1

V certain

[ill nik-A]

I got certain squeezing by, AC line was dope tbh, then jabbed his way to a win, Doug breaking bad line was dope, beyond line hit though the tactic has been done before

I got certain

[Paradigm]

8-4 Certain Wins and advances to the next round.