Playoffs Round 3 bracket, chat and predictions

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/BfBepC2.gif


Round 2 was a much better showing, and now this tournament officially has none of the pre-tournament favorites still around. This should be a fascinating semifinals round with underdogs gunning for the championship.

Topics will be episode titles from Futurama, a suggestion of oats, who provided the topic for my battle with King Ra. The Matt Groening show loved taking famous phrases and twisting them for episode titles, which should work well for our causes. Verses are due Sunday.

9. Certain vs. 5. King Ra. | "The Route of All Evil"
14. YDK vs. 7. timeless | "Less Than Hero"

Good luck.

[e11even]

I bet no one saw this coming lol. I'll vote:)

[King Ra.]

Dope.

[YDK]

Its on

[oats]

I'm moving to Korea in exactly a week

[PancakeBrah]

Certain=El Championne's

[big baby]

with, oats, vulgar, zygote, zombie, pancake in there, certain doesnt look as powerful, but with the final contestants he looks like galactus with nuclear cannons attached to his nipples and scott summer laser beams and hulks for thumbs.

[oats]

I'm writing an OM now called "let big baby down."

[Mike Wrecka]

if Certain doesn't win I will be flabbergasted


its not every day you get to use that word

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkuz87w_LyE

[big baby]

I'm writing an OM now called "let big baby down."

dr op it next week when I return to big baby. I will be waiting.

[Certain]

I'm writing an Open Mic now called "Let fig baby down" so that I can post it now and beat oats like I did last round.

[oats]

Certain knows how to cut to the core

[YDK]

with, oats, vulgar, zygote, zombie, pancake in there, certain doesnt look as powerful, but with the final contestants he looks like galactus with nuclear cannons attached to his nipples and scott summer laser beams and hulks for thumbs.

yo i'ma Hiroshima this bitch, certain gonna look like stalin's secret service once I get a chance at him -.-

Certain btw have we ever even battled bro?

[Certain]

No.

[YDK]

I hope we get to then lol

[YDK]

an oats how long you gonna be living there man? are you even gonna be able to get online here with the censorship there?

[Certain]

an oats how long you gonna be living there man? are you even gonna be able to get online here with the censorship there?

That's North Korea. He means South Korea.

[YDK]

That's North Korea. He means South Korea.

well what the fuck he gonna do when north korea nukes the south!?

[oats]

It'll be tragic, especially given my AOWL playoff performance

[oats]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfgSEwjAeno

John Oliver is funnier than I thought he was

[King Ra.]

I will not make it that easy for Cert, YDK. Don't sleep.

[oats]

King Ra voted against me cuz he didn't wanna get this work

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[dyedinthewool]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIA1XQnAv5s

[King Ra.]

King Ra voted against me cuz he didn't wanna get this work

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Lmao. Nah, son. Much respect.

[e11even]

Now the chat is worth watching. Certain if you lose this round, my win against you won't mean anything. Show em why you're a vet dammit. Validate my importance please.

[YDK]

Now the chat is worth watching. Certain if you lose this round, my win against you won't mean anything. Show em why you're a vet dammit. Validate my importance please.

hey hey hey hey hey....your win didn't mean anything anyways certain let you win

[YDK]

btw when is the mag coming lol
I need the weekly tips on how to beat my opponent

[Certain]

The magazine will be up tonight or maybe tomorrow.

[YDK]

Hell yeah lol BTW I appreciate all the effort you put in each week man forreal mags plus your own verses an all the Modding. It don't go unnoticed bro so thank you

[big baby]

lmao, all oats had to do was not write about bj penn and he wouldve won, literally the only thing that made him lose and couldve made him lose in a infinite spectrum would be, writing about bj penn. the only thing EVER, he wrote about. and almost won anyway

[big baby]

oats you ready for big baby ?

[oats]

oats you ready for big baby ?

Born ready. Get it?

[e11even]

Lol. Funny how he lost with a verse about a loss. No hate though oats. I will give a fuck enough again one day and smelter your bearded face off you goat-man kid teacher. I will do it. And you better not write about Mike Tyson and Buster Douglas either.




Btw I owe you a stalker outing and you owe me a playlist.

[Certain]

You guys should hang out. You two meld the two things I think of when I think about people who actually live on Hawaii: alcoholic poverty (Vividlyvague) and surfer hippyism (oats).

[e11even]

Wow. Had me pegged. I just managed to avoid beachside tenancy with a shopping cart for a caravan. So, that's pretty accurate :)

[oats]

Lol glad we complete your yin and yang. Vivid you got until Monday to make it happen cuz I fly out that morning.

[TYSON]

Has this placed died or something? Why only two battles going on?

[big baby]

Has this placed died or something? Why only two battles going on?

This stupid is in par with YDK stupid

[TYSON]

This stupid is in par with YDK stupid

Da fuck are u? Call me pesticide u faggot..

[Certain]

It's the semifinals. See the bracket?

[TYSON]

I do now

[big baby]

Da fuck are u? Call me pesticide u faggot..

ok? I think you're looking for insecticide, but yeah i'll call you pesticide u faggot

hey pesticide u faggot whats up pesticide u faggot

just leave now or get embarrassed more pesticide u faggot

[TYSON]

Same difference lol. round one go to u nerd. I'll be entering next season make sure u stick around. And u know damn well what u faggot was referring to but cool I lost. Can't believe I got that wrong, fuck. Lmao

[TYSON]

Wait, big baby??? I need to stop smoking, damn.

[oats]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU6g0y7livM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[Certain]

The magazine is up. Camp Lo was so good.

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=83556

[e11even]

beautiful.

[oats]

Camp Lo was so good.

I loved that one album, never listened to anything after. Worth looking into?

[Zen]

Guys, I leave here for like less than a month and I dislocate my hip like an old man which means I can't sit, stand, lay down or walk without being in terrible pain.


Fuck my life so hard. So I'm back I guess?

[e11even]

Quality. I hope you get well. Percs help?

[Certain]

I loved that one album, never listened to anything after. Worth looking into?

Not particularly.

[Zen]

Quality. I hope you get well. Percs help?

Nah I don't use pills anymore for anything. Toughing it out like a boss. Thinking about buying a walker for when I go to back to college in the fall. Chicks dig walkers.

[dyedinthewool]

Nah I don't use pills anymore for anything. Toughing it out like a boss. Thinking about buying a walker for when I go to back to college in the fall. Chicks dig walkers.

You are correct. There's just something about a dislocated hip and a steel walker that just umf. I can't even begin to tell you.

Lol :/ oh Zenland I hope you get better before school begins god willing. The school life is going to kill me this September along with work. The way I see it though is that I'm doing this for myself and to own a home with 15 puppies and rescues. That means 6 puppies 9 rescues ._.

So walker or not, onward tbh, ONWARD my disabled American Ninja

[Zen]

You are correct. There's just something about a dislocated hip and a steel walker that just umf. I can't even begin to tell you.

Lol :/ oh Zenland I hope you get better before school begins god willing. The school life is going to kill me this September along with work. The way I see it though is that I'm doing this for myself and to own a home with 15 puppies and rescues. That means 6 puppies 9 rescues ._.

So walker or not, onward tbh, ONWARD my disabled American Ninja
Women better love it because a woman is what caused this dislocated hip in the first place.
http://i60.tinypic.com/23tf8kl.jpg

But not really thankfully because that'd be embarrassing as fuck. It'd be a night to remember though and she'd tell all her friends and shit so I'd have a rep around town as that guy.

And working by itself sucks, period. Working while in school made me wanna punch myself in the face everyday. Fight that urge and you'll be aight.

[Zen]

Hey, Certain ole buddy ole pal, could you give me a name change to Zen?

[YDK]

Nah I don't use pills anymore for anything. Toughing it out like a boss. Thinking about buying a walker for when I go to back to college in the fall. Chicks dig walkers.

damn....I just got some percs lol gotta ten an 5 5's lol i'd offer to share but since you already declined...I guess i'll get fucked up an write my verse:)

[King Ra.]

OMG.... I thought verses were due tonight for some reason. Lmao. Gives me time to tweak and expand a bit deeper. Epic approved. Holler at y'all come Sunday.

[dead man]

damn i really would not have predicted this as the final 4. which is really a good thing

damn.

respect to all of you guys. can't wait to read the battles.

[e11even]

Lonely on a Saturday before dawn. Ghosts it is.

[Zen]

Guys, I leave here for like less than a month and I dislocate my hip like an old man which means I can't sit, stand, lay down or walk without being in terrible pain.


Fuck my life so hard. So I'm back I guess?

Adonis

[Adonis]

Adonis

I sort of prayed you would return sooner then later

I can only blame myself for your pain, but I'm happy and selfish for it, because the prodigal son has returned

[Zen]

Awwwww

<3

[YDK]

I'm really hoping i'm not stepping too far out of my comfort zone with this verse tbh

[Zen]

Comfort zones limit creativity and you become complacent. Break down your comfort zones and write something you've never wrote before. Even if everyone hates it you'll love it, and what's more important than that? Idc if you gays don't like one of my verses because I love it, ya dig?

[YDK]

Comfort zones limit creativity and you become complacent. Break down your comfort zones and write something you've never wrote before. Even if everyone hates it you'll love it, and what's more important than that? Idc if you gays don't like one of my verses because I love it, ya dig?

wise words of zen.
I need these each and every day k? thanks bro lol

[YDK]

finally got my piece pumped out lol good luck bro timeless

[Certain]

King Ra., I know you always drop right at the deadline. But my verse is up for whenever you're ready.

[Split]

Never leave your comfort zone. Enter a self-perpetuating dialogue with yourself so drawn out no one can relate. Repaint the same scenes over and over until they become geometric stains laid on a page. Regress the same paths. Trees become characters, regrets become laughs. People are interjections in a story you've been trying to tell for years. It never seems to end & no one gets the message. Maybe you'll start a new story but the old one will haunt you. It's so dead and unmoving it has now become real. Do it again, in the same way. Occupy a thousand spaces at once and never try and find yourself.

[Certain]

James Joyce agrees.

[big baby]

Always leave your comfort zone. Enter self deluding dimensions you've barely traversed and unleash a depository. Repeat your cleverly equipped ordnance and brushstroke the scenery with your initials. Recreate the scorched earth, make them know you were there. Explore beyond the lair of your own esteem. People are a severance silence. A sonder belief. The realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid as your own. Invisible anthills. Crowds morphed to your liking. Decorated avenues that paint snowflakes that you never knew existed, or will ever know. You may only appear once, or never. As an extra, writing notes in a park; blurry and incompetent. Discontent. A fuzzy silhouette of a human being appearing only so obscurely in another humans monologue. A cloud. Unforeseen objective, and even in someone elses story you struggle with your comfort zone. Never being noticed because of relief, rather than belief.

[Split]

Leave landscapes untouched. Forgo the details for the sake of the aftermath. Tell a story different each time & marionette their emotions. Establish a circle of friends and slowly develop a grudge with every. Last. One. Maybe one lasts. Marry her, panic & flee. Marvel at the dots of color your melancholia bleeds. Pretend that true love is accepting the good with the bad. Prevent the true minutia of love from ruining the ruse that you have. Catch feelings for exes. X ceilings with lashes for love's opportunities, ruined. Ravaged. Miscommunication moves mountains in sleep. Dream of Dinotopian basins and accept life's a bore. Watch the fractals repeat. Patterns. Apples. Yes, life's a whore. Mishaps, certain as serpents. Pratfalls. Embellish, perform. Scapegoat to martyr, rook to a castle with kings. Stratagem deception, rapport the slack in the leash. Lamb on the rack, in your teeth. The prettiest thoughts are venomous tendrils of me.

[PancakeBrah]

fucka

[YDK]

*insert paragraph here*

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EgB__YratE

[Zen]

Certain do you know any other rap albums that similar in sound to Blue Chips 1 & 2? The Party Supplies type of sound. Been looking and can't find anything similar tbh.

[Certain]

Certain do you know any other rap albums that similar in sound to Blue Chips 1 & 2? The Party Supplies type of sound. Been looking and can't find anything similar tbh.

So you want that real laid-back, minimalist beat and a street rapper?

[Zen]

So you want that real laid-back, minimalist beat and a street rapper?

You got it.

[Zen]

Although I don't know if I'd qualify Party Supplies as a minimalist beat really, but yeah.

[Certain]

How much MF DOOM have you listened to?

[Zen]

None actually. Any album of his in particular I should check out first?

[Certain]

None actually. Any album of his in particular I should check out first?

Operation: Doomsday and Madvillainy.

[Zen]

Much obliged.

[PancakeBrah]

http://web.yesnetwork.com/images/announcers/th_mkay_160x191.jpg

[Zen]

http://web.yesnetwork.com/images/announcers/th_mkay_160x191.jpg

Are you posting this after everyone of my posts or am I just in the wrong place at the wrong time?

[YDK]

Ima try an post another big vote tomorrow night when I get off work for the certain king RA battle

[Certain]

http://web.yesnetwork.com/images/announcers/th_mkay_160x191.jpg

Oh, Kay.

[Zen]

Fuck me, right!?

[Split]

I will vote late tonight after I beat GTA

[King Ra.]

I'll drop a vote tomorrow for YDK/timeless. It'll be very extensive.

[e11even]

Sold ghosts. Sold watch dogs. Reserved ac: unity, farcry 4 and destiny. Currently salivating at the beta maintenance screen. Fuck my fucking life. Fuck!!! I'm scratching all over and just wanna play already. Pardon my tiny rant. Fuck.

[Split]

Let me get to a computer

[Zen]

Let me get to a computer

I've read Skullkid and I'm gonna leave feed when I get to a computer. If I haven't fed it in a couple days just tag me because I'm forgetful as fuck.

[Certain]

I've read Skullkid and I'm gonna leave feed when I get to a computer. If I haven't fed it in a couple days just tag me because I'm forgetful as fuck.

Vote first.

[YDK]

voted. awesome battles fellas

[patrown]

reading comprehension is fucked right now.. will vote on both matches before midnight tomorrow.

[King Ra.]

Truly appreciate the feed. Great season. I should be able do drop a vote on YDK/timeless later. Haven't forgot.

[YDK]

BTW where the fuck did timeless disappear to lol ain't seen him in awhile except to post his verse

[King Ra.]

It's summertime.

[YDK]

So lol

[big baby]

I want to write a piece for the next mag that will talk about the dynamics of the league and how things are going the way they are going filled with satire, humor, less curse words, and an accurate spectrum of the way things pan out, ultimately.

[YDK]

I have a feeling you will use that piece to talk more shit about me lol

[Certain]

big baby, I thought you were going to vote?

[big baby]

u fukka kwestion bb in his time of rezt? u idiyite!!...shut