AERO PRESENTS NETCEES STAND UP COMEDY (text)

[StarFaggot]

Heyyyyyy everybody!

Wooooo woo woo!


Give it up for your host: AERO the GOAT!!


Aero: What's up with long lines at the DMV, am I right?!









Ok so that was a failure but basically I think it'd be a good idea if someone did stand up or I guess in this case sit down text comedy.


Who's brave enough to do a comedy special for NC?!

[Certain]

Should I close this thread?

[StarFaggot]

Should I close this thread?

Yes please.

[Tettris]

just post a verse

[StarFaggot]

Close this asap tbh idk why we can't close our own threads.

[StarFaggot]

Destroyer thanks for the tag bro

[StarFaggot]

I'm going to do a comedy special with all jokes based on my life.

[StarFaggot]

Mods close this before I begin a roasting session

[StarFaggot]

Y'all scared to step up and do a comedy piece? That's cool.

Mods close this before I @ all of you.

[Answer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVKsNIiO-wY

[Diode]

this isn't rb

[StarFaggot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVKsNIiO-wY

Lol props for doing stand up. You're fearless.

[Fig]

Fig: so what's the deal with black people? They're sooo stinky. I hate it!

Have a goodnight y'all

[YDK]

Heyyyyyy everybody!

Wooooo woo woo!


Give it up for your host: AERO the GOAT!!


Aero: What's up with long lines at the DMV, am I right?!









Ok so that was a failure but basically I think it'd be a good idea if someone did stand up or I guess in this case sit down text comedy.


Who's brave enough to do a comedy special for NC?!

you know the worst part about being a black jew?
you gotta sit in the back of the oven

seriously though, how was copper wire invented?
2 jews fightin over a penny

I cant front though my great grandpa was killed in a concentration camp...yeah...he died falling of the watch tower laughing at the jew's scream like lobster in boiling water

ok i'm done

[Amen]

Somebody answer this racist jew joke,




How many Jews can you fit in to a MINIvan?

[YDK]

depends how many you put in the ashtray

[YDK]

why are jews noses so big?
air's free


why do jews watch porn on rewind?
they like the part where the hooker gives the money back

[Amen]

depends how many you put in the ashtray

Close, but the answer is, "Depends on how big the ashtray is" lol...

[StarFaggot]

why are jews noses so big?
air's free


why do jews watch porn on rewind?
they like the part where the hooker gives the money back

Lolol

[Amen]

why are jews noses so big?
air's free


why do jews watch porn on rewind?
they like the part where the hooker gives the money back

Missed this, hahaha @ the 1st one.


What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?

[YDK]

a holy roller lol

[Amen]

Virgin Mobile.


Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?

[YDK]

what did the black kid say the first time he had diarrhea?
mommy i'm melting!

[YDK]

Virgin Mobile.


Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?

lol no idea

[Amen]

They steal all the green cards.

[Certain]

If this thread is going to become Amen and YDK trading shitty, old jokes, I really may close it.

[Amen]

Lmao @ Cert.

[YDK]

if you have 9 apples and you give your mother 3...how many did demarcus steal? lol


did you hear that pokemon black came out?
yeah..ya gotta catch jamaal

[YDK]

lmao 2 stealin the green cards I never heard that one

i'll post more later i'm bout ta head out for a bit

[StarFaggot]

what did the black kid say the first time he had diarrhea?
mommy i'm melting!

That's foul lol

[StarFaggot]

If this thread is going to become Amen and YDK trading shitty, old jokes, I really may close it.

LMAO

Truth.

[Amen]

If this thread is going to become Amen and YDK trading shitty, old jokes, I really may close it.

Stop frontin like you heard those before.

[Suthaveli]

Should I close this thread?

Repp

[Hush]

If this thread is going to become Amen and YDK trading shitty, old jokes, I really may close it.

Plz

[Inno]

Let me save this thread.

What did the massai say to relevancy?

































Wait for me.

[uh-oh]

NOW COMING TO THE STAGE

YOU SEEN HIM ON YOUTUBE, MAKING BEATS AND KARATE KICKING, THE BODY MAN WITH BODIES, MAN, JIMBOOOOOO HALTONNNNNNNNN

*dudes throw there wallets and jewelry on stage, ho's throw their undergarments*

i run out fucking hammered with a beer

YO, WATUP WATUP

HOW YALL FEELING

*crowd responds*

I SAIIIIIIIIID HOW YALL FEELING

*crowds in an uproar by this point, an old black man stands up throws his hat to the side and yells THAT NIGGA NICE, NIGGA NICE, NIGGA NICE*

i wait for them to be seated while making crazy gestures and poses to different corners of the room

ALL HAWAIIAN PUNCH TASTES THE SAME THO.

*crowd riots in laughter*

i throw up and leave

[StarFaggot]

NOW COMING TO THE STAGE

YOU SEEN HIM ON YOUTUBE, MAKING BEATS AND KARATE KICKING, THE BODY MAN WITH BODIES, MAN, JIMBOOOOOO HALTONNNNNNNNN

*dudes throw there wallets and jewelry on stage, ho's throw their undergarments*

i run out fucking hammered with a beer

YO, WATUP WATUP

HOW YALL FEELING

*crowd responds*

I SAIIIIIIIIID HOW YALL FEELING

*crowds in an uproar by this point, an old black man stands up throws his hat to the side and yells THAT NIGGA NICE, NIGGA NICE, NIGGA NICE*

i wait for them to be seated while making crazy gestures and poses to different corners of the room

ALL HAWAIIAN PUNCH TASTES THE SAME THO.

*crowd riots in laughter*

i throw up and leave


lololol

[Amen]

This movie Jack Reacher is fucking weird.

[big baby]

I read these jokes in 1999 on a dial-up modem on a site called "funnyjokes.com" that took 11 minutes to load and had the same jokes over and over and there was a icon some guy with a huge cartoon nose and red hair and he was like the guy for funnyjokes.com and I got alot of pop ups. Basically Amen is stuck in 1999 like his punchlines. You ass. foh bitch bug baby