My girlfriend peed in the shower & didn't think I noticed her doing it. Smh

[Strikta]

So she gets in the shower w/ me about an hr ago, cuz I was getting ready to get out.. she always does that & I don't mind. As I'm finishing up we were just talking & what not & I caught this smell of piss, I ain't say nothin' tho, but I look down at her pussy & legs & see what looks to be an off color stream.. iono.. I'm pretty sure it was. Anyways she doesn't say anything about it & just keeps doing what she do as I get out.. I mean, I know she's preg & all, but does that have anything to do w/ that? Or do u think she even knew she was peeing?

Wtf yo

[Meth]

Lol that's weird I've never encountered this issue.

Will check back on thread for sure.

[Lecture]

Pregnancy sometimes makes em not be able to control that shit / nor know.

#exp talking

[Joe Metts]

You got that foot golden shower. Smelling like 95% axe body wash and 5%urine.

[Wise Wiggles]

If the baby ain't pop out you probably good bro.

[Objective]

Taking a piss in the shower is basicly a daily routine for me tbh. Don't worry about it unless she peed on your feet and you didn't bother to wash it off before you put on your socks.

[NYCSPITZ]

lolol

[Badweather]

A minor issue, if you ask me.

[Loast]

Ahhhhh...... this nigga got R. Kelly'd

[Split]

I would've dumped tha bitch on the spot

[Flow]

Oh my days - Of course its pregnancy.... In the UK if a pregnant girl needs to piss in public and there is no where for her to do so immediately a policemen if asked is legally obliged to give her his helmet!

Shit son - dont get her to excited in the bedroom either... I aint joking youll think your the greatest dick in the west... when really.....its a golden shower....

She has a 4-10 pound baby (depending on stage) pressing on her bladder, meaning it can't stretch at all...limiting bladder control to none

[uh-oh]

real niggas piss in the shower

[Inno]

First kid huh? Strikta

Get ready to hate women

Its just begun

[Geno]

She's a filthy knuck

[Masaii]

At least she didn't say you could piss on her like my ex

[Bodey]

you should've taken a shit on her chest

lmao jk. but pissing in the shower? who gives a shit. act like you never did that. it's convenient and saves time. and feels good. unless she drank coffee right before it and the pee actually had a smell to it. like fuckin disgusting yo

[veritas]

I pee in sinks. Mark my territory.

[Ghost1]

I would've dumped tha bitch on the spot

Shes carrying ur seed tho. Lmfao....

[Ghost1]

At least she didn't say you could piss on her like my ex

This is a bad thing? Id piss on that bitch w a quickness.....thatd be the last of her tho....shed havta go after that lol

[Strikta]

Split

Yeah lol I can't just do that, wouldn't anyways.

She looking & smelling extra good today tho.. belly & all.

I might ask her later why she did it.

[Bodey]

lmao holy crap, if you're havin a kid with this girl, you need to get used to shit like that. forreal, arent you sposed to be comfortable enough to fart in front of each other at this point. how long you been together?

i mean, i know a couple who shits with the door open, both of them, and dont care. you get used to each other. or you're supposed to. let her fuckin peei n the shower, ive done it. my bf's done it. i guess i would've warned him if he was in the shower with my while i did it though... but he still wouldnt care. we would laugh about it

[Inno]

She feels comfortable around you..she trust you
Enough to let her guard down...its a good sign?

[Strikta]

lmao holy crap, if you're havin a kid with this girl, you need to get used to shit like that. forreal, arent you sposed to be comfortable enough to fart in front of each other at this point. how long you been together?

i mean, i know a couple who shits with the door open, both of them, and dont care. you get used to each other. or you're supposed to. let her fuckin peei n the shower, ive done it. my bf's done it. i guess i would've warned him if he was in the shower with my while i did it though... but he still wouldnt care. we would laugh about it

I've been w/ her close to a year. It's not that I can't get used to it, because I've been in long relationships where shit like that wasn't an issue. It's the fact she just let it flow w/out telling me or saying anything. After more research, I've found that the pregnancy has everything to do w/ it tho. I really don't care if she pisses in the shower lol.. I just didn't know what was going on as to why she did it. Hell, I do it alot.. lol it's cool.

In other news, today has been the best day ever... off work, breakfast in bed, she rolled the blunt & put it to my lips, doing my laundry, & she's paying for Outback later.

Love this girl.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Sounds like a dirt paradise

[Inno]

That nigga just jewdo chopped u strik

[veritas]

you are a scumbag timothy. teach your child to be the exact opposite.

[Masaii]

This is a bad thing? Id piss on that bitch w a quickness.....thatd be the last of her tho....shed havta go after that lol

lol, I said to her "what did you say" with a tone of disgust in my voice, she was very quick to play it off as a joke. I dumped her 3 weeks later on unrelated issues.

[Ghost1]

Lmaooo. I woulda wet that bitch down....

[Strikta]

Sounds like a dirt paradise

Wouldn't expect u to relate to anything that involves women.

[~RustyGunZ~]

I was referring to this

she rolled the blunt & put it to my lips, doing my laundry, & she's paying for Outback later.

Not the OP

Die slow welfare warrior

[Strikta]

I have more money, & live a better life than u.

[~RustyGunZ~]

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[Philly]

Who woulda thought...
that the guy who cooked cat shit into cupcakes would be squirmish about a little piss.

ya boy Philly ain't squirmish about a little piss. Yahmean yahmean

[Lars]

lmao i was looking back through pages for the Ace Hood thread and randomly came across this gem

amazing