dayum, just had to buy a pair of shoes from Footlocker a size too big to impress the

[Brian Bryan]

check out girl at the kiosk

let her know/think your boy working with that size 12 dick you know?

#GameLikeaBoss

[Seyance]

you just bought shoes that don't fit you to impress a girl = weak game

[Brian Bryan]

nah bruh you not looking at this logically

what i just did is implanted the seed in her head that your boy housing a black mambo down them boxers

this lil mama baddddd thick and cute nahm'sayen?

pluz she work wit numerous other hotties and when they talkin bout me they'll be like

oh yeah, that boy he a twelve

shoe shop proprietors remember that shit you see

so once word gets around about ole big foot here, those girls gonna be swinging from my balls son

i know my original post seemed dumb as cheese but if you think of it logically it works

i'm pitching for the long game out here dawg

[Rojo187]

shorty would be more impressed if you pulled out a fat knot then anything....

..besides a girl knows within 7 second if she would fuck you or not...

[Flow]

Brian Bryan this is def my favourite thread of all time

[Brian Bryan]

shorty would be more impressed if you pulled out a fat knot then anything....

..besides a girl knows within 7 second if she would fuck you or not...

is this guy forreal?

these girls gots jobs motherfucker

like a bit of paper they not even earned gonna make them think otherwise, come on now pffffft

this 2013 dawg

girls on they independent g shit

[Rojo187]

Yet you stuffing Jordan's at the register like chicks don't kno shoe size don't mean shyt...

...smh...esp if you like 5'8 getting shoes too Damn big...

seeing how chicks always look at shoes...if she was checking you out...she prolly seen your shoes and see that you don't fit no size 12...

..You are now approaching lame nigga waters....

[veritas]

Yet you stuffing Jordan's at the register like chicks don't kno shoe size don't mean shyt...

...smh...esp if you like 5'8 getting shoes too Damn big...

seeing how chicks always look at shoes...if she was checking you out...she prolly seen your shoes and see that you don't fit no size 12...

..You are now approaching lame nigga waters....

Pot meet kettle ass negro

[Rojo187]

lmao...yo you don't even like girls from what I'm reading...

You not even weird...the shyt you be saying be odd...

like he prolly don't get no pussy odd...constantly accusing others of molestation

yo...it's not even remotely funny...it's sad mostly..

..a cry for help if you are....now if some shyt happened to you and your projecting...I'll let you be..

your coping...it's okay...there will be brighter days ahead

[Inno]

So whats gonna happen when u pull it out and its not 12?

You gonna say u left the other 6 in yo shoe?

[Undead.]

shits whack mgvt/ to the other guy

[dead man]

You gonna say u left the other 6 in yo shoe?
lol'd

interesting strategy though i guess.. definitely long-term thinking

[Wise Wiggles]

what a faggot retard.

[~RustyGunZ~]

dead @ 12 being a monster size shoe to lars

I SEE WHY YOU NEED TO USE SUCH TRICKS

[Objective]

That sounds stupid as fuck tbh. She probly forgot about the shoe size within 5 minutes of you leaving. I hope this shit is a joke. The only seed you planted was when you was talking to her. None of that shoe size shit matters. Congratulations on buying shoes that don't even fit you for some weird ass reason.

[Rojo187]

lol....

[God Of War]

i see some shit like this and wonder how dudes even think this is serious tbh

[Brian Bryan]

That sounds stupid as fuck tbh. She probly forgot about the shoe size within 5 minutes of you leaving. I hope this shit is a joke. The only seed you planted was when you was talking to her. None of that shoe size shit matters. Congratulations on buying shoes that don't even fit you for some weird ass reason.

hold up

this can't be the same Objective who fell for Veritas mind games and confessed to being an anti-social lame who barely interacts with any other male friends, let alone the opposite sex, attempting to talk down my game right?

[Objective]

hold up

this can't be the same Objective who fell for Veritas mind games and confessed to being an anti-social lame who barely interacts with any other male friends, let alone the opposite sex, attempting to talk down my game right?

Huh? I did talk to Veritas about some shit, but I've never been anti-social? I'm an introvert by definition but anti-social? Far from it. I'm I fucked up mentally? Absolutely, no question about it, but I also got quite a bit of an understanding about the human psyche on some Freud shit and I've probably fucked more chicks than you. Not that that matters when it comes down to it anyways... But yeah, I do talk down on your game. It's not even an attempt to do so because it's fact. You suck at this shit and you bought a pair of shoes for no other reason than brag about it and display how stupid you are on the internet like anybody there cares about you to begin with. Who the fuck do you think are? Some fucking incredible being that all he have to do is buy some shoes to get in the pants to some 5/10 slut? Come on now..

[Brian Bryan]

lmao this fool must be dumb as cheese

zero game having 'by definition' motherfucker tryna talk to me like he know me now ahahhahahaha!

only place a sheltered nerd like you could ever interract wit my kind is through these 0's and 1's, g

aint noone in the hood know what word like introvertameted mean fuck boi

you gots no place in my thread, but stick around, you may actually learn a lil suttin suttin from ya boi bryan up in here

quit coming at me all raspy though

like forreal SMFH

[Rawn M.D.]

lol @ sayin someone else is no game having, while u purchase the wrong size shoes to impress women LOL...

how those blisters workin for ur game?

[Brian Bryan]

>

I'm an introvert by definition

> I'm I fucked up mentally? Absolutely, no question about it, but I also got quite a bit of an understanding about the human psyche on some Freud shit


lmao tell me this goon aint a virgin though ppl ahahahaha

[Inno]

Adress the whole in your game

What u gonna, say when shes expecting a mandingo and gets bobby lee?

[Brian Bryan]

nah its all a mindfuck though, her readily believing it is more than half the battle won

i aint even have to kick her a load of bullshit that got her thinking i'm talking all rah-rah like you young bois

in her head she already gonna be feeling the kid, subliminally, without her even knowing what i just did to her

and that's the beauty of it

by the time she figured it out it gone be too late

we'll already be back at my condo with keith sweat playin all low out my kenwood speaker surround system with a few them night light scented candles round the room at varying lengths

maybe a pine cone or three and some petals thrown on the bed

then thats the home stretch, cant nobody tell me she aint gonna get that work from there in ya dig?

[Objective]

lmfao, keep doing you bro. If it works for you; Cool, keep it up. But I have my doubts, haha.

Having a vocab shows intelligence, knowing what to say and being able to tell personalities apart and how to approach them is half the battle man. You want to do that subliminal shit is basicly short term thinking. You want to get to know these women so they talk about you to their friends. That shit gets their attention as well. Now, you wanna buy shoes sizes too big to MAYBE get ONE chick and talk bad about us befriending them.. That's short term thinking man. Get into their group, expand your social circle, be a cool dude and people talk about you. Get invited to parties etc. and invite them to you, have several groups of friends through women. ''Friendzone'' chicks or let them ''friendzone'' you if their social circle is positive. That's how you can pick and choose between several possible chicks or get in touch with new ones at a relatively short notice. Unless you already got that, don't talk to me about learning anything in here.

When I'm my usual self I don't have to buy anything, bitches come to me. That subliminal shit works at the club, outside taking a smoke, some cafè, the workplace etc., not at the fucking shoe store buying shoes that doesn't even fit. I mean.. You're investing money in a bitch that doesn't even know you exist yet. This can't be real life.... I hope you're fucking around or trolling or something with that shoe shit lmfao.

[God Of War]

lars got to be the best troll on the net for the simple fact that no matter what his thread says he always lures atleast 1 person in to argue sometimes 2 or 3 but its always atleast 1

[Objective]

Guess it was me this time. Well played Lars, lol. But I've seriously heard people say and do similar shit before so it was believable. Haha.

[Loast]

all i got from this is that you bought shoes that you can't wear for a bitch that you prolly wont fuck.... sounds like a lose lose situation to me.....

nxt time buy shoes that fit so at the very least u can win half the battle

[Flow]

lol - I loved this thread

[Brian Bryan]

all i got from this is that you bought shoes that you can't wear for a bitch that you prolly wont fuck.... sounds like a lose lose situation to me.....

nxt time buy shoes that fit so at the very least u can win half the battle

stfu pussy

either post a pic of your shoe game or quit yassabossin already

pathetic

[Rojo187]

nah its all a mindfuck though, her readily believing it is more than half the battle won

i aint even have to kick her a load of bullshit that got her thinking i'm talking all rah-rah like you young bois

in her head she already gonna be feeling the kid, subliminally, without her even knowing what i just did to her

and that's the beauty of it

by the time she figured it out it gone be too late

we'll already be back at my condo with keith sweat playin all low out my kenwood speaker surround system with a few them night light scented candles round the room at varying lengths

maybe a pine cone or three and some petals thrown on the bed

then thats the home stretch, cant nobody tell me she aint gonna get that work from there in ya dig?

until that dude after you cop Tims in 13....fuck yo shyt all up...

[Rojo187]

lmfao, keep doing you bro. If it works for you; Cool, keep it up. But I have my doubts, haha.

Having a vocab shows intelligence, knowing what to say and being able to tell personalities apart and how to approach them is half the battle man. You want to do that subliminal shit is basicly short term thinking. You want to get to know these women so they talk about you to their friends. That shit gets their attention as well. Now, you wanna buy shoes sizes too big to MAYBE get ONE chick and talk bad about us befriending them.. That's short term thinking man. Get into their group, expand your social circle, be a cool dude and people talk about you. Get invited to parties etc. and invite them to you, have several groups of friends through women. ''Friendzone'' chicks or let them ''friendzone'' you if their social circle is positive. That's how you can pick and choose between several possible chicks or get in touch with new ones at a relatively short notice. Unless you already got that, don't talk to me about learning anything in here.

When I'm my usual self I don't have to buy anything, bitches come to me. That subliminal shit works at the club, outside taking a smoke, some cafè, the workplace etc., not at the fucking shoe store buying shoes that doesn't even fit. I mean.. You're investing money in a bitch that doesn't even know you exist yet. This can't be real life.... I hope you're fucking around or trolling or something with that shoe shit lmfao.


don't you kno that the friend zone is the black hole you don't wanna be...

if she friend zone you...You a nice guy but.....

...You ain't smashing....

[Loast]

u want me to post a pic of my shoes... uhhh, what is the relevance

but i just posted a pic in the nbl, i'm pretty sure the bitch ur tryna fuck by purchasing extra large shoes i can fuck off my looks alone... boy i'm 6'3 180 w/ a rep for slanging.. i ain't gotta buy shoes that dont fit..

let me school u young buck.... what u do is Fuck a bad bitch good.. dick her down right.. when she tells her friends they gon wanna fuck cuz they gon wanna get dick down good like that too and when u look like me they really want it.... than them friend gon tell more friends and u get more pussy from all type a bad bitches... but u do get a rep for being hoe too but hey the bad comes w/ the good....
what i'm tryna say is get ya dick game right not ya shoe game son...

[Brian Bryan]

i dont think this idiot even understands a word i said in the OP

i wasn't even boasting about how my shoe game impeccable

even though it is

but that irrelevent at this point... the point was by making her think that your boy brian a size 12, i instantly got her thinking about the kid and how she wanna pet his trouser snake

your boi is now a shoe-in to bed this broad (pun intended)

#ThatsReal

[Just C]

people still fall for this shit? jesus fucking christ ya'll dumb as fuck lol

[Objective]

don't you kno that the friend zone is the black hole you don't wanna be...

if she friend zone you...You a nice guy but.....

...You ain't smashing....

Not her, but you open up alternatives if you hang out with her and her friends.

[Rojo187]

Not her, but you open up alternatives if you hang out with her and her friends.

true and if you smash them right...they gon tell her..she gon start getting jealous and bingo...

[Boredom]

OPO has ZERO game, gtfoh u lame goof.

[Inno]

fat chicks fuck good

[Lars]

OPO has ZERO game, gtfoh u lame goof.

who the hell does this guy think he is?

[NYCSPITZ]

c'mon gentlemen this is obvi a joke thread

[Brian Bryan]

its some haters in this thread tbc

[Geno]

Fucking stupid.
I ain't spending shit to impress a bitch, nor have I ever had to.