Allen Knight [VS] Destroyer [Destroyer WINS]

[Paradigm]

The Summer Classic VII
Netcees Premier Text Battling Tournament
Allen Knight Destroyer

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due TUESDAY,
July 22nd 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Check Ins are due MONDAY, July 21st 2014
Voting ends Saturday July 26th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours
You will be GRANTED ONE EXTENSION throughout the Tourney. Any extension beyond the first will result in loss of votes.


Line Limit:

Min. = 10 lines
Max. = 16 lines
Limit MUST be agreed upon


General Rules:

1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will be disqualified.
A check in IS mandatory.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.

[Destroyer]

how the fuck u even get let back into the summer classic scene tho?
when u shit all over the first take like u were making 'suck my cockuccino'
listen chico, I'm old and losing hair, but it's u who needs to quit
so please forgive my New York lisp when I say that alopecia shit
i fire off space jam weapons to defeat a challenge
so u can call me Marvin the Martian when I bring the Heat Ray Allen
des will leave u stranded in locks, after i slam u with shots
until Al is in chains screaming 'I'm the man in the box'
I'm gonna find u, & run u over in a truck or range rover
scrape u off the street & make Allen stew, like it's the fucking Hangover
u ain't clever bitch & this is as far as u will ever get
anyone saying Allen & 'round three' is talking bout how many organs I left u with

[Paradigm]

It's either...
I re-open this. -3votes to Allen.
It stays closed because Allen missed two extensions.
or
You guys just post the battle in the BA.

Rules are Rules but I don't care if the opponent wants to be lenient. Decide asap Destroyer.

[Destroyer]

fuck it, open it

[Paradigm]

Re-Opened.

-3 votes to Allen Knight. Post ASAP.

[Destroyer]

yeah, if he doesn't post in like an hour, fuck him

[Paradigm]

Battle closed. Destroyer wins via No Show.