The 1-2 Punch League Chat (Week 2)

[~RustyGunZ~]

Mag up within 48 hours, probably this afternoon

[Amen]

Allen Knight - Good shit, bro. 1-1 Against you in 1-2, lol. Gotcha next time, my fellow spigger.

[Allen Knight]

Allen Knight - Good shit, bro. 1-1 Against you in 1-2, lol. Gotcha next time, my fellow spigger.

Lmao Werd in the most controversial 1-2 ever.

[Amen]

Lol, word.

[Destroyer]

haha
that was week one
give it time

[Malachi]

when lines due

[Amen]

Want to drop now? Unless you're one of those that needs a week for a single bar, lol?

[Amen]

Malachi - Edited in my bar, son. Waitin on you, now.

[Malachi]

lol nah, but no need to rush :)

[Amen]

Gay, lol.

[Malachi]

lol what

[e11even]

Camp Bell wanna drop early?

[Blanco Bishop]

Is swear a played np for swerve?

Haven't been here long.

[Destroyer]

huh?
don't use that

[e11even]

Camp Bell / vividlyvague battle open.

[Ghost1]

huh?
don't use that

Lmfao

Yea...

Not sure what swear/swerve ...er...i mean..

Maybe it was a typo?

[Blanco Bishop]

K. Super forced I'm assuming.

[Blanco Bishop]

I was going for the swer party of swerve's name btw.

[Ghost1]

This is just my oppinion

Cuz i know people cut others names in half for nameplays

But...if its a short name.... like....swerve....or bags....or hush...etc

An u cutting it in half cuz u cant do a nameplay with the whole name then what ur attempting is forced

I think we have all done a bey np for beyond....self included....but i think its more acce0table because people actually refer to him as bey

No1 calls swerve swer

An other half names that ive seen forced before

The 1-2 league seems to almost provoke forced lines an i d9nt get it

Maybe cuz people feel tbey only have one line and wanna fit alot into it

But word

Prolly avoid nameplays on members who been active over a year.....at sum point ur nameplay has been done....multiple times.

[Ghost1]

ITS A LOCK WHEN I DROP MY GREAT STUFF
YOUD SWEAR IM TAKIN THE VE OUT WITH AN A PLUS

[Destroyer]

MAKIN JEWELERY FROM THE GOLD I PULL OUT OF THIS WHORES TEETH
IM LIKE FUCK SW SO MUCH, THAT DES IS ONLY HEADING NORTHEAST

[Ghost1]

I BE FORGETTIN NAUGHTY BY NATURES OLD SCHEMES
SO ILL FIRE A BLANC AT BISH LIKE U DOWN WIT O O P

[Destroyer]

I FLIP THE SCRIPTS ON THIS FOOL, I MAKE MONEY BRAH
SO WHEN HE SAYS HES MAKIN GS, ALL I CAN SAY IS BA!

[Blanco Bishop]

Lol.


Ight man. Thanks for the tips bruh.

[Blanco Bishop]

Why everybody wanna cut my name to blank tho?

It's blonhk.

[Ghost1]

Same as wen people take

Bey

From beyond

An pronounce it bay

Sure as half of beyond....bey is pronounced bee

But as its own word

Bey is pronounced bay

Regardless of contrary oppinion

[Dominate]

Mag up within 48 hours, probably this afternoon

Ayo.

[Amen]

Wow.. Malachi - seriously? Hahaha, weak.

[Malachi]

Lol tf? Did I no show? No
Don't mention me for stupid shit thanks

[~RustyGunZ~]

Ayo.

Been a busy weekend. Have some appointments today but all day free tomorrow so I'm gonna take my time then and do a good one

[KnowP]

Knucklehead whats the due date?

[Amen]

WEDS, I believe KnowP - my G.

[KnowP]

WEDS, I believe KnowP - my G.

aight word

[Kill Spree]

Fuck her right in the pussy

[Amen]

Um..

[Dominate]

Been a busy weekend. Have some appointments today but all day free tomorrow so I'm gonna take my time then and do a good one

....

[Ghost1]

Boo this nigga

[Adonis]

Boo this nigga

Hey bags, you know how I know you're gay?

Cuz your dick tastes like shit

fag

[Kill Spree]

.... Oh my god

[Amen]

That's pretty awkward, lol. Um, how do you know what his penis taste like? Pretty weird, lol...

[Blanco Bishop]

Adonis damn fam..wtf?

[Kill Spree]

Lmao seriously.....

Smh at fresh in your sig

[Malachi]

it was obviously some type of weird joke. damn lol

[Amen]

Smh at fresh in your sig

Lol, I know...

[Adonis]

Yall never seen 40 year old.virgin huh?

Now that's gay

[Kill Spree]

know how i know your gay... your farts smell like latex

[Adonis]

know how i know your gay... your farts smell like latex


You know how I know your gay?

You wear sleeveless tank tops and board shorts 6 times a week and you've never seen the ocean.

[King Ra.]

Knucklehead Adonis v. jilti, Camp bell v. Vividlyvague and Ra. v. Greed all open for votes.

[Kill Spree]

You know how I know your gay?

You wear sleeveless tank tops and board shorts 6 times a week and you've never seen the ocean.

Lmao funny you say that cos I live on the ocean


But know how I know your REALLY gay? You go to bear week on cape cod and shave your whole body

[Ghost1]

Im not gonna be showin for this league without an active mod

Knucks the dude but if hes too busy then i wont be here for this

[KnowP]

Lmao funny you say that cos I live on the ocean


But know how I know your REALLY gay? You go to bear week on cape cod and shave your whole body

U here too LOL

[Blanco Bishop]

Fckn knuck wtf bruh.

[Kill Spree]

U here too LOL

Been awhile wanted to join this league but not lookin to open

[KnowP]

Been awhile wanted to join this league but not lookin to open

Word

[~RustyGunZ~]

sorry bros

been busy this week with interviews and work

next week will be better Bags

[Strikta]

Im not gonna be showin for this league without an active mod

Knucks the dude but if hes too busy then i wont be here for this

Word.

Knuck keep me signed in tho if ur gonna be around more next week.

[Amen]

Bags, stay in so if I'm matched against you, I can knock you the fuck out, son...

[Adonis]

Lmao funny you say that cos I live on the ocean


But know how I know your REALLY gay? You go to bear week on cape cod and shave your whole body


You know what's really gay? When I fucked you in the ass you got hard

[King Ra.]

Lmfaooooo.

[Amen]

Wow...

[Paradigm]

I hate punchline leagues. I modded everything lol go vote people.

[Certain]

Silver DQ for not reading the rules.

@Paradigm, don't go down this path.

[Paradigm]

@Paradigm, don't go down this path.


LOL

what am I supposed to do she needs to learn somehow man

[YDK]

sorry for the lateness an rushed shit this week Dominate
we shall duel again

[Dominate]

No worries man

[Blanco Bishop]

Elite tho' (a lethal)

[Destroyer]

whew
yeah, I missed that man
you can't do it based in what it sounds like
u have to make it look like it too

[Blanco Bishop]

Lol.

[Adonis]

Elite tho' (a lethal)


Jilti. Would've been worse as agility? C still I fux with it

[Malachi]

Lmaoo gone

[Roar]

Thanks for the feed guys

This gon help me be mo betta

[Amen]

Destroyer - don't vote in anything I'm participating in, you wack hating faggot.

[Destroyer]

Amen
eat a dick

[Amen]

Great response, bro.

[Destroyer]

thanks man
I can explain it to you if you didn't get it

[Doug Funny]

Destroyer can u review my punch ?

[Destroyer]

your punch was exceedingly gay, doug

[Amen]

If you say so. Self hype type bars always beat out a diss or insult. I can see why your record sucks, bro. Keep up the good work, you're doing great, bro.

[Destroyer]

your bar didn't rhyme dude
let's have a discussion about it now since you obv want to

[Destroyer]

damaged em
strangled him

let's see, dam doesn't rhyme with strang
aged doesn't rhyme with him
oh, was it the 'ed' part in both words you were going for?
because that doesn't work either

[Destroyer]

also, you're acting like Mal's punch didn't have a diss
it did. he said that your girl sucks his dick, and also that she doesn't suck yours
that sounds like a diss to me

[Kill Spree]

You know what's really gay? When I fucked you in the ass you got hard


Lmao... Yikes

[Malachi]

Is calling one I you muhfuckas in my battle stupid a sway?

Smh

[Amen]

Lol @ this nigga Des. Log off, bro.

[Destroyer]

yeah, I figured that's all you'd have to say

[Amen]

Lol, not in the mood to argue with another old man today, bro. You got it...

[Malachi]

Amen your a faggot

[KnowP]

Paradigm I'm down to open my battle for votes if it's not too late for Doug since he eventually showed. It's on you. Just hate to get a no show victory

[Paradigm]

This is knuckleheads league but if you want it open it shall be done

[KnowP]

Aight word.

[Amen]

Amen your a faggot

That was more original then your bar, tbh.

[Doug Funny]

Paradigm I'm down to open my battle for votes if it's not too late for Doug since he eventually showed. It's on you. Just hate to get a no show victory

I respect that good luck

[Malachi]

That was more original then your bar, tbh.

Nigga lol, cause a mal nameplay was taht much more complex.
AND THEN u still didnt flip it right to make it work both way lmaooo and it aint rhyme gtfo u faggot
everyone sayin u executed it good are idiots and need to reread
maybe nextt time instead of worryin who posts there bar the first day maybe u can fix up that wording
faggot

[King Ra.]

Lmao.

[Amen]

And how did it NOT work both ways, stupid?

[Blanco Bishop]

Shots fired.




I repeat.





Shots f i r ed.

[Malachi]

And how did it NOT work both ways, stupid?


Malposition'N maybe if it had been an S instead it would of made sense and still be wack but it didnt u faggot

I dont know how to explain it further , its so fuckin obvious .

then u in here like mine wasnt a diss

i called u a virgin, said your girl worships me, & and even when u get in her ,mouth its just cause shes prayin to me.

You prolly into that shit huh u faggot

[Amen]

Malposition'N maybe if it had been an S instead it would of made sense and still be wack but it didnt u faggot

I dont know how to explain it further , its so fuckin obvious .

then u in here like mine wasnt a diss

i called u a virgin, said your girl worships me, & and even when u get in her ,mouth its just cause shes prayin to me.

You prolly into that shit huh u faggot


Wow. That was really original and hasn't been flipped a million times. He called me a virgin, guys.

[Destroyer]

amen, just take your ball and go home

[Amen]

You're corny, bro.

[Doug Funny]

Wow. That was really original and hasn't been flipped a million times. He called me a virgin, guys.

If that's all you got from what he said then no wonder why you're confused

[Malachi]

amen, just take your ball and go home

[Paradigm]

I closed some of the blow outs and open for feeds. The other battles need a few more votes.

BUT

Is it really that hard to put

Vote - (Person you are voting for)

at the end of your vote people lol

and i discounted a bunch of votes that werent explained. you need at least a sentence explanation

PS

I hate you Knucklehead I do not want to moderate a punchline league lol

[Meth]

I can take this over Paradigm

I need to get back in the flow

[Paradigm]

I can take this over Paradigm

I need to get back in the flow

It's Knuckleheads thing but I think he needs help so go for it

[Mike Wrecka]

I can take this over Paradigm

I need to get back in the flow

meth you still an admin?


if not I could mod you for this

[Meth]

Nah I'm still admin brah

[Mike Wrecka]

Nah I'm still admin brah

cool I would say jump in then. knuck has been MIA and basically ran this league into the ground in a week

[Adonis]

I can take this over Paradigm

I need to get back in the flow

Saints bout to be the most mediocre team ever this year bro. I keed, I do love that rookie from last year vaccaro???? I think he has a legit future if they can find him a true position and let him learn rather then bounce him from cb to safety to nickle back to any of the other 8 positions they played him at.


Should be solid at RB too cuz I got this idea that Cadet bout to ball while Pierre plays his usual under the radar far above average self.

[Meth]

Kenny vaccaro is a G. We lost Jenkins and Harper so he'll play way more legitimate safety this year

[Blanco Bishop]

Yo methodist.


Can u close these battles?


Other than amen n mal, everything is final imo.

[Meth]

IMA close stuff when I get off work.

[KnowP]

When that next week going up?

[Blanco Bishop]

^^^^^

[ribbit]

NotMeth can i get in this next week

[ribbit]

NotMeth can i get in this next week

[Adverse]

Yeah I'm also interested in getting in.

[Amen]

After people vote on the only battle still open and a winner is determined, tbh.

[Meth]

Word

[Meth]

New battles go up when I get home from work

[Amen]

Word..