Chat and Predictions: Round One

[Adonis]

Well, have fun with predictions round one.


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Gaseous Snake vs. Detour's Bike

TigerSpitz vs. Ed Poe

BAR BARIAN vs. Richard Schwartz

Seymour Butts vs. Slut Machine

Jhene Aiko vs. Peter McPuffington

Siu Mi vs. Moe Jetts

Windu Tuako vs. Piiz

Jack Shephard vs. I Am Not PancakeBrah

Purple Puke vs. Antimatter

Needle vs. Princess Fact

The Real Capt. Obvious vs. Balance

Lord Sephiroth vs. BigGiantScorpion






Template Alfred Kipling Helix wolfdick

were all randomly selected to have a bye week, but you must vote on three battles as everyone else or lose same amount of votes less than the mandatory three.

[wolfdick]

Wolfdick reporting for duty.
Good luck too all participants involved.

[Split]

I predict NotPancakebrah to win

[Sir Oswald Gonesberg]

GO WOLFDICK!

[I Am Not Pancakebrah]

I predict NotPancakebrah to win

[Siu Mi]

I hope my songwriting pays off ;)

[BAR BARIAN]

!!!!

[Richard Schwartz]

!!!!
BAR BARIAN kindly go fuck yourself, sir

[Richard Schwartz]

Also, fuck all of your mothers.

[BAR BARIAN]

Far an taine ‘n abhainn, ‘s ann as mò a fuaim.

[Split]

Fucking Dagel

[big baby]

i made an alias but i couldnt activate email and i didnt want certain to know who i am so i didnt sign up

[Adonis]

i made an alias but i couldnt activate email and i didnt want certain to know who i am so i didnt sign up


Some times you gotta suck it up and ask a mod.

Topics will be up shortly unless jah posts them now with threads. I'm so Cal and stuck in dumb traffic

[YDK]

any idea if there will be a mag? would be hard to make one without knowing who anybody is lol

[PancakeBrah]

Topics will be up shortly

[Certain]

My vote goes to BAR BARIAN.

[YDK]

I regret my alias now...I wish I woulda chosen uncertain

[Adonis]

I regret my alias now...I wish I woulda chosen uncertain

Would have been dope tho

[TIGERSPITZ]

frfr verses due tonite what kinda trick shit is that

[Alfred Kipling]

Faggots

[Alfred Kipling]

Thx 4 the bye bae

[Richard Schwartz]

frfr verses due tonite what kinda trick shit is that
Certainly he must be referring to the following Friday, slick.

[Adonis]

Thx 4 the bye bae


Was randomized, so thank the computer generator at the brackets Web site



And yes, verses are due 7 days from today, not today

[YDK]

Certainly he must be referring to the following Friday, slick.

lmfao

[TIGERSPITZ]

Certainly he must be referring to the following Friday, slick.

stfu gamble Im gonna literally fuck u while ur illiterate slut of a wife watches

[King Ra.]

Get ready. I'll send my stuff tonight Adonis.

[Zen]

I'm five people in this league.

WINNING

[Zen]

I'm five people in this league.

WINNING

[Fig]

My vote goes to BAR BARIAN.

[Adonis]

Get ready. I'll send my stuff tonight Adonis.

Thanks. Mag should be tomorrow, Sunday the latest. I gotta hectic.week and got a down power line so zero power in house since early in the am

[Atheist]

Been a very long time since ive wrote anything, but my Alias is thrown in there.

[YDK]

I'm five people in this league.

WINNING

i'm actually the rest of them...beat me that many times

[Zen]

Damn. I knew I should've made more email addresses.

[Helix]

In honor of my bye week, im guna have a bi week

[SlutMachine]

Due Aug. First

Sweet, thanks.

[YDK]

Damn. I knew I should've made more email addresses.

Lmao sadly I would almost bet 50 bucks Frank is atleast 4 of these aliases

[Diode]

an alias tournament with BYE seeds

i have now seen everything

[Ghost1]

Lol

[THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS]

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[wolfdick]

an alias tournament with BYE seeds

i have now seen everything

Ever see a cow cry?

[Richard Schwartz]

Ever see a cow cry?

Maybe if it read this joke.

[Piiz]

Hey Dick, get off wolfdicks dick you dick

[Alfred Kipling]

This is boring. Someone PM me to ghostwrite their rd. 1

[Piiz]

you should ghostwrite for my seemingly absent opponent so i can crush you

[Adonis]

Windu is on a short list of people I am nearly certain will show. I don't know who he really is, but seen him posting in the 1-2 league and he shows and votes consistent.

Windu Tuako sign in mig

[Adonis]

Anyone down for interview for upcoming mag later today?

[Richard Schwartz]

Hey Dick, get off wolfdicks dick you dick

I can't tell if your name is Pies or Peace, so I'm just going to call you Piss.

[wolfdick]

Maybe if it read this joke.

it wasn't a joke only a question. don't make the wolf show you who's king dick in these parts. I'll eat your fuckin face while your pups watch

[Richard Schwartz]

it wasn't a joke only a question. don't make the wolf show you who's king dick in these parts. I'll eat your fuckin face while your pups watch
Listen here, Teen Wolf. There's only one King Dick in these parts and that's Dick Schwartz. Now head back to the petting zoo, you don't have the skills to survive in the wild, squirt.

[Peter McPuffington]

Av check, sig check.

Both you bishes be quit

[wolfdick]

Listen here, Teen Wolf. There's only one King Dick in these parts and that's Dick Schwartz. Now head back to the petting zoo, you don't have the skills to survive in the wild, squirt.

fuck you feed me

[Purple Puke]

I dont have a clue who wolfdick is but it better not be a mods account.

[TIGERSPITZ]

ayyyyyyy lmao

[Piiz]

Spitz your tiger looks like tiggers dad

[Certain]

To everyone who had a small-ish photo for your topic, I've reuploaded the images to be more appropriate sizes.

[TIGERSPITZ]

Spitz your tiger looks like tiggers dad
its funny cause im sprung rn

[BAR BARIAN]

Richard Schwartz

not sure how to tag with spaces

@richard_schwartz

you gonna no show?

i'm about to write friday came fucking quick

[Friend Zone Fred Zim]

Predict 65percent no show

[Piiz]

betas gun b beta

[wolfdick]

I dont have a clue who wolfdick is but it better not be a mods account.

does it matter?

[King Ra.]

A little under 4.5 hours left, ladies and gents.

[TIGERSPITZ]

wolfdick= bitch nigga


EdPoe u showin cuz?

[Adonis]

princess fact Peter McPuffington Antimatter Purple Puke Moe Jetts Balance Windu Tuako detour's bike Jack Shephard I Am Not Pancakebrah TIGERSPITZ EdPoe Lord Sephiroth biggiantscorpion BAR BARIAN Richard Schwartz



Get that shit in

Due in around 4 hours from this post




And for THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS .........



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[Piiz]

im gonna specifically call each and every single now shower a cunt

[Purple Puke]

prob not mate, just ignore that comment

[Adonis]

im gonna specifically call each and every single now shower a cunt

Pronounce your name

Pies
Peace
Piece
Pees as piss?

[Purple Puke]

Get that shit in

Due in around 4 hours from this post




And for THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS .........



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I slipped a no show verse in because my opponent took a long time to sign in, im halfway through my real verse, then I thought what a waste because i don't even think he will show , so if he shows before the deadline can i get an ext til tomorrow. please. thank you

[Purple Puke]

ps. i totally fucked that quote up ^

[Piiz]

Pronounce your name

Pies
Peace
Piece
Pees as piss?

Meant to be read, not spoken. Just enjoy it

[Peter McPuffington]

While then... I'll read it as cock gobbler extraordinaire

Fair enough

[Piiz]

And may peace and love be with you each and every time you read it

[PancakeBrah]

obv pie-ez is obv

pie-ez is my nigga

[Piiz]

would you like some pie with your cakes?

[Richard Schwartz]

Could this get any gayer?

[Adonis]

Only guy named.dick can do that

[Richard Schwartz]

Back in my day, when a man offered another man a pie or a cake, we'd offer them a gas can and a match

[King Ra.]

No extensions. None. Purple Puke.

[PancakeBrah]

lol king ra dat nigga

[King Ra.]

Cake the Great.

[e11even]

you guys are ridiculous. I'm gonna make a name up next week and it will be good. Fuck all who tresspass against me.



I will still love you after I ravage your baron souls.

[King Ra.]

Go to bed, Viv. Lol.

[Adonis]

Here's the deal. Either everyone who posted advances
that makes 12 so round gets a couple three ways.

We can allow the two opened battles to finish but this gives us 10, still round two would have three ways.

Another option is if we were to face everyone who did show against another opponent, that would give us only one three way opening round and it be back to final 8 round two


?????

People help the decision making. Personally I hate three ways so I would imagine facing those who did show against each other this round with only one three way as opposed to two next week.

[Balance]

Heres my verse. Sry for being an hour late professors rofl


Mother Nature had the keys to the universe.
Earth borrowed them for a bit, so let's assume the worst :

Lately I've been...
speaking in tongues. My sound's vibration breaches the sun.
Stars and moons gather around. Waiting, breathing as one.
I was the air of humanity, trying to escape her lungs.
Yet she pulled the strings and we danced to embrace our love.
I was adjacent, hung from a higher shelf with flash and colors.
She called me 'Earth', but I was as mininum as the others.
I tried not to be a puppet within the universe,
she asked for too much, I rushed it. So with life I reimbursed.
Alls she wanted was for me to rule, but I couldn't control it.
Human took my torch when Hitler's approvement began unfolding.
Maybe even before then...
I was frozen. I could only throw so many storms so many ways.
All the 'tree-hugging, mother earth' people with their friendly gaze.
And for what? Centuries came and went. I'm on my last leg.
They're killing not only I, but themselves as well. The last days!
Kill yourselves all you want human! Just know I will die too.
Let me remind you, the universe without earth...
...is a galactic type of 'swine flu'.
Diabolical minds grew onto the weary. The beginning of poverty.
The outlaws rise. The elders cry. They're all sinning properly.
Struggle was not for me, I'm trying to hold their weight up.
They all have options, they can either fold or shade love.
When human finally imploded within themselves,
they fast tracked through life on a straight road that begins in hell.
Mother Nature buckled, then she stopped for a second.
Thought, "Guess a new version of 'God' will be invented."

[Split]

Everything went as expected lol

[Richard Schwartz]

Richard Schwartz

not sure how to tag with spaces

@richard_schwartz

you gonna no show?

i'm about to write friday came fucking quick

Looks like it came a little too quick, eh dickwad? Go fuck your mother, boy.

[uh-oh]

the homie stopped over and i ended up going out

my bad niggas

this is bar barian of course

[Adonis]

the homie stopped over and i ended up going out

my bad niggas

this is bar barian of course

You owe me a verse.

Write me of tale of "redskins" victory

[Piiz]

Fucking cunts

[King Ra.]

We still good to go. Second round will be up today, may even do the mag as well.

[Diode]

Predict 65percent no show

shoulda taken the over..

[Diode]

Everything went as expected lol

^^^^^

[Mike Wrecka]

zero battles open for votes

not good

[Adonis]

zero battles open for votes

not good

We got an even 16 round two. Anyone who posted advanced

[Jhene Aiko]

Open up the battles that made it and give the winner a rd 2 by because of actually participating

[Adonis]

Open up the battles that made it and give the winner a rd 2 by because of actually participating

Were just going to open new round up today. If we give more people byes it fucks the bracket up. You will have feed from in mag. It's a bum situation bro I know. I had a wasted verse too that I like. But at this rate the best thing to do in our eyes is to advance all people who cares enough to try and go from there

[Jhene Aiko]

Well I just hope aero isnt disappointed

[Mike Wrecka]

So your not even going to let people vote


Participation trophies all around !

[Adonis]

So your not even going to let people vote


Participation trophies all around !


Lesser of two evils. It's that our have 3-5 three way match ups or more gay ass bye weeks.

[Richard Schwartz]

Can we get new matchups done early then? I hate waiting around.

[Friend Zone Fred Zim]

word where the battles at Adonis

[King Ra.]

Putting everything together now.

[Adonis]

Can we get new matchups done early then? I hate waiting around.

If you were'nt so cot Damn gorgeous I'd tell you to fuck yourself

As it stands though, can I just do it for you?