Championship predictions and chat

[Certain]

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This is how it ends. Certain and YDK have reached the championship match of the third season of the Art of Writing League after a bizarre, topsy-turvy tournament. The topic will be decided tomorrow by YDK from the choices I messaged him.

I'd love some magazine help, so if you have any time the rest of the week. But for now, let's get the chat started.

[e11even]

Oh shit bitch. It's going down like weave on the Bad Girls Club. GOOD LUCK.

[Certain]

There's this one moment near the end of Sonic Youth's "Hyperstation" that might be perfect music.

[big baby]

Oh my FUCKA god

[YDK]

Hells bells this will be awesome. Good luck bro!

[King Ra.]

Make it a good one, YDK. I'm gonna be working on my writing throughout the summer. Season 4 will be epic.

[Certain]

Make it a good one, YDK.

I see how it is.

[King Ra.]

Certain you're on fire. We all know YDK is an underdog. I'd like to see an epic champ match. Lol. You know you're in a good position barring something crazy happening. Do the damn thing.

[YDK]

Ayo something crazy WILL happen lol its been happening or the lowest seed wouldn't have even made it this far lmao

[Witty]

Hold up...who did I say would win before the playoffs even started?

Yeah I thought so.

Who did I say would win the world cup?

Yeah I thought so.

Who did I say would win the playoffs over on RB?

Yeah I thought so.


Dudes don't even be knowing how I be knowing what I be knowing and I dunno either but I be knowing.

[Certain]

I'm going to throw the championship just to ensure Witty is wrong.
Witty, do you want to do an interview for the magazine?

[Witty]

I'm going to throw the championship just to ensure Witty is wrong.
Witty, do you want to do an interview for the magazine?

lmao I wouldn't put it past you, and sure, when you wanna do it?

[Certain]

lmao I wouldn't put it past you, and sure, when you wanna do it?

I'll PM you questions.

[Witty]

I await them with much anticipation.

Or something.

[YDK]

I'm going to throw the championship just to ensure Witty is wrong.
Witty, do you want to do an interview for the magazine?

Sounds good to me lmfao

[Pent uP]

i came here to vote on the rd 3 battle that i was tagged for...a little late..oh well

goodluck

[Friend Zone Fred Zim]

worst playoffs ever

[PancakeBrah]

When mag

[Certain]

When mag

Tomorrow night.

[YDK]

Finally home from work

[Certain]

YDK, want to key tonight in a winner-take-all? Deadline in three hours?

[YDK]

Fuck it lets go for it Certain lmao
I got percs a concept an motivation to keep trying new schemes an shit so I'm down

[Certain]

Fuck it lets go for it Certain lmao
I got percs a concept an motivation to keep trying new schemes an shit so I'm down

Really? I was joking. I don't know that this is advised on your part, and I'm not really feeling it right now anyway.

[YDK]

Really? I was joking. I don't know that this is advised on your part, and I'm not really feeling it right now anyway.

lmao dammit Certain make up your mind

[Certain]

The magazine will go up tonight. I messaged you to see if you wanted to be interviewed.

[YDK]

I wrote you back and said sure lol did you not receive that pm?
I guess I wont use work computers anymore lol

[Certain]

I wrote you back and said sure lol did you not receive that pm?
I guess I wont use work computers anymore lol

I never got it. Check your messages now.

[YDK]

there ya go brudda

[Certain]

Very good magazine is up. Thanks to the multitudes who helped.

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=85244

[YDK]

Hey Certain when you expectin to drop bro?

[Certain]

Hey Certain when you expectin to drop bro?

Tomorrow or Monday.

[big baby]

certain loses 6-2.

[YDK]

called it^^^

but word man, i'm putting as much time in as I can so i'll either drop this weekend or wednesday

[Zen]

These dudes lying. I'm ghostwriting both verses this week.

[Certain]

Zen, I'll take the sad verse. YDK can have the nonsensical rhyming.

[Zen]

How sad do you want it because I can be sad as a muthafucka.

YDK your shit ain't gonna make no sense. Fuck multis this whole muthafucka rhymes ya dig? I got rhymes in the rhymes type shit. Shit.

[YDK]

minr will make sebe

[oats]

big baby Certain thoughts on GGG?

[PancakeBrah]

idk what oats is saying but that's my nigga

[YDK]

I'm fucked up

[Certain]

big baby Certain thoughts on GGG?

http://i.imgur.com/0fruUJa.jpg

[Certain]

But until he beats Miguel Cotto, he doesn't deserve to be called the middleweight champion. The same goes for Peter Quillin.

[Zen]

There seriously needs to be one governing body over boxing.

[oats]

idk what oats is saying but that's my nigga

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gennady_Golovkin

[oats]

But until he beats Miguel Cotto, he doesn't deserve to be called the middleweight champion. The same goes for Peter Quillin.

how do you see that fight going down? if it happens

[big baby]

Fights nobodies. I really don't like him. Fight a champ and then maybe something.

[big baby]

There seriously needs to be one governing body over boxing.

I like the idea of unification bouts tbh. It makes for more interesting fights. Cause once someone champs it then everybody has to go on one path to get that one belt. Three champs makes interesting cause then they can fight each other and idk I like it

[Zen]

I like the idea of unification bouts tbh. It makes for more interesting fights. Cause once someone champs it then everybody has to go on one path to get that one belt. Three champs makes interesting cause then they can fight each other and idk I like it

I like the idea of unification fights too but I'd rather there be group that forces the champs to unify. Well maybe forces isn't the right word lol. Mediate is a better word.

Like Mayweather vs Pacquiao.

[Certain]

how do you see that fight going down? if it happens

I expect him to face Canelo Alvarez first. If he can beat him, then we can talk.

[big baby]

I expect him to face Canelo Alvarez first. If he can beat him, then we can talk.

He can't. GGG's chin hasnt been tested. Canelo has a chin. And I don't see Canelo losing a brawl. A boxing match, yes, but a brawl? Even a gentlemans brawl, still. He's a good young, strong champ.

[Certain]

He can't. GGG's chin hasnt been tested. Canelo has a chin. And I don't see Canelo losing a brawl. A boxing match, yes, but a brawl? Even a gentlemans brawl, still. He's a good young, strong champ.

I agree.

[big baby]

I agree.

He says he wants to unify (Wants Cotto)

I hope its at MSG, so I can watch it live.

[big baby]

wanna come with me Certain?

[Certain]

Maybe.

[YDK]

I never get invited to stuff :(

[Zen]

wanna come with me Certain?

I see how it is.

[YDK]

Zen lets go start our own club no certains or baby's allowed

[Zen]

Cool. I'm gonna put that on a sign outside my treehouse.

[Split]

I'll be in NYC for Rihanna/ Eminem the week of the 11th. I will also be 21, finally (:

Brb bars on bars

[oats]

I'd love to see any sporting event at MSG one day.

[YDK]

Cool. I'm gonna put that on a sign outside my treehouse.

lol I love treehouses. I had one growin up that we used as the "castle" when we played paintball. capture the castle, it was undefeatable...by paintball.
Actually had a sign that said "no faggots" since there was a gay kid that lived near us an always tried sneakin around

[Zen]

Well that seems like a hate crime. Lets not put that sign out. I'm seen as a respectable member of my community.

[YDK]

Well that seems like a hate crime. Lets not put that sign out. I'm seen as a respectable member of my community.

yeah I wouldn't put it up now, it was strictly for the one faggot. Louis CK explains it rather well

[Zen]

Lol I've seen where he talks about it. He's easily my favorite comedian around right now. Carlin's the GOAT though.

[YDK]

fuckin word bro lmao I got 2 books of carlin's and like 3 standup acts on my computer from Louis ck lol

[YDK]

btw Certain my first initial take on our topic that I used to empty my mind is now in the open mic lol haven't used that form of clearing my head in a while...feel special asshole -.-

[Zen]

fuckin word bro lmao I got 2 books of carlin's and like 3 standup acts on my computer from Louis ck lol

A friend of mine has a book of his but I can't remember the name of it. I'm definitely gonna buy one now since you reminded me.

[YDK]

Yeah man the two I have are "napalm and silly putty" and "brain droppings"
they are both hilarious and probably the best bathroom reading material in the history of history

[big baby]

I'll be in NYC for Rihanna/ Eminem the week of the 11th. I will also be 21, finally (:

Brb bars on bars

Wanna come with me Split

[big baby]

I'd love to see any sporting event at MSG one day.

wanna come with me oats?

[YDK]

I'm such a loosir

[Zen]

big baby is dead to me.

[oats]

wanna come with me oats?

If I'm back in the states when it goes down, I'm in. You will need proper supervision

[big baby]

big baby is dead to me.

YEW WUNN FUCKA FOITE ??!

[Zen]

YEW WUNN FUCKA FOITE ??!

NO I FUCKA WUNN WACH A FOITE AT MSG!!!

[YDK]

Me too

[YDK]

Okay workin on the third verse now

[Certain]

I'm posting in an hour or so, YDK.

[YDK]

sounds good man

[oats]

Certain now that we are teammates, as a gesture of good will I request you declare me as the season 3 champ.

[Certain]

VOTE

[Zen]

oats how's Korea brah? Btw, I'm still lagging on that thing...you know that...thing...(looks both ways real suspicious like) But I got you. I'm just a shitty procrastinating fuck.

Certain you send me five dollars I'll vote right now. Real talk.

[oats]

I'll be voting when I get home on a comp. read the verses on the metro.

Zen all good, I got you too. Korea has been fun, super busy with work but pretty settled at this point. Eating lots of noodles and shiiiit

[Zen]

I'm glad holmes. Work sucks though. Fuck work.

Just stay South. Unless you wanna get crazy then shit just head up North. I wouldn't blame you. Ain't nothing like having a government that threatens the world and the rest of the world feels sorry for them just gives them food to calm them down. LEGIT.

[Fig]

dont vote guys its wack

[Zen]

My vote YDK because Certain didn't give me five dollars.

[Certain]

My vote YDK because Certain didn't give me five dollars.

Did YDK?

[Zen]

Did YDK?

Yes. Without me even asking.

[YDK]

Your welcome, if I can help a brother help I do what I can

[King Ra.]

Will vote on champ match tomorrow.

[Certain]

I was just combing through the archives. I don't mean this as an insult to Soulstice, he made the Season 1 playoffs as a lower seed than even existed in this tournament, then didn't have to beat anyone to reach the title match. He had two disqualified opponents and another who no-showed before he lost to dead man.

Just offering some perspective.

You tell me who had the toughest path to a title: dead man beat patrown, Witty and Soulstice. El Pancake beat YDK, Mr. J and Frank. I beat (or appear to have beaten) oats, King Ra. and YDK. All three of us drew passes against very tough opponents (dead man via Frank disqualification, El Pancake via Diode no-show and me via El Pancake no-show).

All told, I'd say dead man probably faced the toughest competition, followed by me, then El Pancake. The difference is that my toughest opponent (with all due respect to YDK and King Ra., whom I respect very much) came first.

[Adonis]

Certain
Cake
Deadman

In order. Certain and cake is close, but I think jah is better then Mr. J and oats and Frank are tic for tack

[Certain]

Plus, YDK has improved in the past seven months.

[PancakeBrah]

Word.

If I recall, though, I believe I only had one vote against me during my run and it was by Frank, who I was "beefing" with at the time.

WHERE'S YOUR RANKING NOW!?!?

[YDK]

I haven't had a single vote cast against me till the champ match :)

but yeah I got lucky my hardest competition was in the first round (only referring to the path TO the champ match of course) because I think i'm undefeated against Adonis before these playoffs and timeless I believe is an alias from rb

[YDK]

BTW is my record gonna be updated from the playoffs?

[Certain]

BTW is my record gonna be updated from the playoffs?

Yes, all records will be updated after the battle is closed.

[YDK]

Ahh gotcha thanks lol

[oats]

Certain now that we are teammates, as a gesture of good will I request you declare me as the season 3 champ.

[Split]

dead man,
cake,
certain

at least that's how I see it.