Destroyer [VS] Bags [Bags WINS]

[Paradigm]

The Summer Classic VII
Netcees Premier Text Battling Tournament

Destroyer Bags

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due TUESDAY,
July 29th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Check Ins are due MONDAY, July 28th 2014
Voting ends Saturday July 27th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours
You will be GRANTED ONE EXTENSION throughout the Tourney. Any extension beyond the first will result in loss of votes.


Line Limit:

Min. = 16 lines
Max. = 32 lines
Limit MUST be agreed upon


General Rules:

1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will be disqualified.
A check in ISmandatory.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.

[Destroyer]

just found out bags is actually writing for this
need the ext

[Paradigm]

I'll ignore the fact that's a terrible excuse but because you're honest. Extension granted.


Due tomorrow by 11:59pm PST.

[Ghost1]

Lmao

[Destroyer]

Shitting on you, and not in the good way….no homo.

Sup bitch? It’s Destro da gawd, smoking the best strains,
True as ya sister smoking on black dick until she gets chest pains
Chive on faggot….text sabbactical? Shiiiiitttt……lie on faggot
cuz @REAL LIFE aint something you can survive on faggot
My glocks spit fire rounds, burn ya chest up…. like a shoryukened Sagat
Ryu tryna front, when Ken be like: “go home and be a family man” u Vega mask it
after life slaps ur sloppy face with 100 hands. E-Honda shit,
SLOW IT DOWN…….your kid is never seen like she’s a sumo dick.
This one time at band camp….. I skeeted on your mom’s tribal tramp stamp
You got the kind of life that a grown man would laugh at, and not just your neck fat
You look like a reject from planet of the apes, living with apple orchard drapes
Whose bars score no points, like all your failed GED test’ mistakes
Truth be told, you only won because you ducked Karpis
You hid in his jersey after he made u tongue kiss his starfish
You private messaged me to vote against V claiming “triforce”
But shit, you wrote a chick flick that was boring and ….try forced.
What should I lie for? I don’t believe in God, and yeah I make threads bitching,
but I believe in hell, just look at your life. Can’t stand the heat? Kill yourself in your kitchen

nah, but...

after this our friendship will probably be over u fat bitch
cuz not only did I have Veritas write my verse, I gave him ur address
des is a man to fear, cuz all my stanzas sear
if bags bring heat to a bar, it's a flaming cheeto lost in his ratty beard
it's not just u, I'm also fucking w/ ur family while I'm killin ya
if ur sister's a saint, it's her stage name and it's preceded by Silvia
u have no chance in the tag shit, someone make this fag quit...
funny how u pic nik, but I'm not sure he really wants Ant in his basket
admit it. it's time to start that diet, u human whale
I put my sandwiches in bags - it looks like a lot of other people do as well
don't quit ur desk job, ur two payments away from owning ur couch
it's easy to set people up for 'a loan,' when that's how u will always be... ouch
nah, I know u get pussy, but ur bitch at the club? you'll never bring her
cuz ur known to fuck more retarded bitches than Johnny Knoxville in the Ringer
des is mad rich, I got back problems cause my wallet is fat bitch
meanwhile it's ironic as fuck how bags don't have paper OR plastic

[Ghost1]

listen chico, I'm old and losing hair, but it's u who needs to quit
so please forgive my New York lisp when I say that alopecia shit

Oh shit wow. U never write ur own lines. Did u forget how?
SIT DOWN. Hush been writin bars for u so long u actually think your him now
Tho i kno U'll give everything u got cuz how cheap ur life is
..But even if you leave EVERYTHING on the line youd prolly ask ME to write it
U get worse per season, Beyond must be cursed by jesus
Cuz In SC5 it took an act of god......of war writing 80% of ur verse to beat him
So of course ur tri-force......lets narrow ur lane right down
u triangles that got stolen from a legend ...TRUST we all kno ur games by now
Who hasnt handed u raps? You got no standards or class?
Bitch U got so many ghost writers you could give a Ouija Board a panic attack
Writing aside he pms me for votes too! ....That shits crazy
I been votin 4 this faggot who gets fucked in the ass way b4 gamble vs big baby
& u cant ghost or vote MY shit...every1 takes u for a lame.
So u wanna go out on a limb for me? GOOD...... lemme just break ur fuckin leg
I kno....imma cold savage....but des....u 54 an only average
U drown urself in aqua velva ....a sea critic told me....U SMELL LIKE OLD FAGGIT

[Meth]

This battle brought upon many lols

Des first 2 punches were both ok wasn't really feeling either of them.

I thought the sister line was worded really strangely but the concept was dope



Ant in the basket was cool

Sandwich line missed IMO

The alone line was alright I guess for being an alone line

Ringer was cool

Never seen that spin in the bags/paper/plastic concept before

Liked it


Anthony

Opener was dope

Everything on the line was ight

Act of god of war was cool


Tri force was meh

Panic attack was lulz


I thoughts yourast 3 were all solid

Bags with the more consistent verse IMO

Plus the opener and god of war lines were really nice.

As was ant in the basket from destro it wasn't enough

V bags

[BROKE LESNAR]

des is a man to fear, cuz all my stanzas sear
if bags bring heat to a bar, it's a flaming cheeto lost in his ratty beard
it's not just u, I'm also fucking w/ ur family while I'm killin ya
if ur sister's a saint, it's her stage name and it's preceded by Silvia
u have no chance in the tag shit, someone make this fag quit...
funny how u pic nik, but I'm not sure he really wants Ant in his basket
admit it. it's time to start that diet, u human whale
I put my sandwiches in bags - it looks like a lot of other people do as well
nah, I know u get pussy, but ur bitch at the club? you'll never bring her
cuz ur known to fuck more retarded bitches than Johnny Knoxville in the Ringer
des is mad rich, I got back problems cause my wallet is fat bitch
meanwhile it's ironic as fuck how bags don't have paper OR plastic


Oh shit wow. U never write ur own lines. Did u forget how?
SIT DOWN. Hush been writin bars for u so long u actually think your him now
Tho i kno U'll give everything u got cuz how cheap ur life is
..But even if you leave EVERYTHING on the line youd prolly ask ME to write it
U get worse per season, Beyond must be cursed by jesus
Cuz In SC5 it took an act of god......of war writing 80% of ur verse to beat him
Who hasnt handed u raps? You got no standards or class?
Bitch U got so many ghost writers you could give a Ouija Board a panic attack
Writing aside he pms me for votes too! ....That shits crazy
I been votin 4 this faggot who gets fucked in the ass way b4 gamble vs big baby



Okay so I have this scored 6-5 Des, but I think I might have fucked my math up bc that can't be right. Let me reread both verses real quick. Okay so I have this scored 8-1 Bags. Great battle guys.








Lmao jk. I really thought Des did a pretty good job of being consistent. It helped protect his weaknesses bc although most of the material I wouldn't call haymakers, they were funny and a steady mixture of decent flips. I would have quoted the alone line despite the wp prolly being used before. I loved the concept and the build. The problem was that the abrupt ending with just ouch really took the momentum out of it.



Bags first 6 bars, with the exception of the triforce one, were terrific 4th wall personals. Very rapid paced and fierce. The triforce bar kind of interrupted the entire segment, but it was a nice run. Good theme throughout with the ghostwriting. The final 2 bars didn't have as big an effect on me as the aforementioned, so they really hindered the conclusion of the verse.

I would say LOTB goes to Bags for the Ouija Board bar, I also enjoyed the everything on the line bar alot. Des' best bars were Silvia Saint and the paper or plastic flip. Fresh new spin on an obviously redundant np. But I've been gone for awhile so it might not be that fresh to others. Also liked the flaming cheetos line.

v-Des

[Kin]

Des-
after this our friendship will probably be over u fat bitch
cuz not only did I have Veritas write my verse, I gave him ur address
-Fire haha

funny how u pic nik, but I'm not sure he really wants Ant in his basket
-Ooooo

I put my sandwiches in bags - it looks like a lot of other people do as well
-haha clownin'

it's easy to set people up for 'a loan,' when that's how u will always be... ouch
-WHOAAAAA

meanwhile it's ironic as fuck how bags don't have paper OR plastic
-ok closer...woulda liked to see it flipped bout Being Bagged in plastic to make a stonger end line meaning match ova

this was pretty smooth tho' not much filler...strong punches

Bagz-

SIT DOWN. Hush been writin bars for u so long u actually think your him now
-haha

Cuz In SC5 it took an act of god......of war writing 80% of ur verse to beat him
-dope personal wit' the name flip,,,,not sure if its true...gotta assume it is

Bitch U got so many ghost writers you could give a Ouija Board a panic attack
-crazy....had potential to be even more hard hittin' tho'

ending was dope...

thought it slowed down a bit...some real heavy shotz in there tho'

thiz was close in my eyez I say Des was more consistent

both went in tho'

Vote-

DES

[murda sho]

Destroyer

des is a man to fear, cuz all my stanzas sear
if bags bring heat to a bar, it's a flaming cheeto lost in his ratty beard
it's not just u, I'm also fucking w/ ur family while I'm killin ya
if ur sister's a saint, it's her stage name and it's preceded by Silvia

admit it. it's time to start that diet, u human whale
I put my sandwiches in bags - it looks like a lot of other people do as well


Bags

Tho i kno U'll give everything u got cuz how cheap ur life is
..But even if you leave EVERYTHING on the line youd prolly ask ME to write it
U get worse per season, Beyond must be cursed by jesus
Cuz In SC5 it took an act of god......of war writing 80% of ur verse to beat him

Who hasnt handed u raps? You got no standards or class?
Bitch U got so many ghost writers you could give a Ouija Board a panic attack


man Des you really fucked that 'a loan' and paper and plastic bars up with wording they coulda been dope as fuck and got you the win hands down in quotes, but right now they're tied and I honestly feel bags three hits were stronger than Des's by 1 punch. Bags killed that angle on Des and I don't blame him cause everything else is damn near played out as fuck, still a good battle though and I can see it going either way respectively. V Bags

[Tic]

des is a man to fear, cuz all my stanzas sear
if bags bring heat to a bar, it's a flaming cheeto lost in his ratty beard
u have no chance in the tag shit, someone make this fag quit...
funny how u pic nik, but I'm not sure he really wants Ant in his basket
don't quit ur desk job, ur two payments away from owning ur couch
it's easy to set people up for 'a loan,' when that's how u will always be... ouch

Oh shit wow. U never write ur own lines. Did u forget how?
SIT DOWN. Hush been writin bars for u so long u actually think your him now
U get worse per season, Beyond must be cursed by jesus
Cuz In SC5 it took an act of god......of war writing 80% of ur verse to beat him
Who hasnt handed u raps? You got no standards or class?
Bitch U got so many ghost writers you could give a Ouija Board a panic attack

Another close ass battle. Locked with quotes, but I think Bags had LOTB with the Ouija Board line which was DOPE imo. Des you had the Ratty Beard which was lol & 'a loan' was alright for the personal, but it was just too easy. Picnic was cool too. Bags had Ouiji / GOW which were the 2 strongest for me. Great battle, but I have to edge it to Bags with the harder punches.

V/ Bags

[Paradigm]

3-2 Bags

[big baby]

des :(

Great close battle. Re-read twice. In the essence of things, des had more set-ups and more punches. Bags had better cadence, flow, and in essence his lines were just harder hitting. I understand this is text and you guys are fake battle rappers, but it's really the subgenre of a dying exhibition bout. Anyway, Bags had a few stingers, and had one complete miss which was embarrassing holy fuck.

I get the aqua velva was supposed to be for old men cologne, but sea critic was uncoordinated and just lame. I get the correlation, but it seemed so uncoordinated. Like the author of that poorly worded wordplay wasnt even mentioned. Unless gambles name is velva or something. Idk seemed rush and was only there for a humoristic effect (which was prominent, and the only notable thing about the line) but other than that it seemed eh. Your wording is leaps better than destroyers, which helps you a lot because if he had the same wording as you, this battle would be his, because that helps a lot. Bags had a smooth read, and des seemedt o have bumps and bruises down the road. I almost rage voted for destroyer - seriously, but I re-read which i rarely do (about 35% of the time) and just had bags delivered a more poignant and better verse. Good stuff. Wish des could take it. Fuck bags

[Paradigm]

big baby

Can you please bold, underline or simply put Vote - Who you are voting for at the end of your votes.

[Adonis]

Dope battle, each verse had multiple bars I enjoyed. The couch line was gold, even the cheesy line about cheetos in beard was half decent. the sandwich in bags was decent, rhyme was not crisp and it came off homo almost, but still nice play. Bags had a recurring bitter ghost writer theme. The god of war was dope, but o ouija board was line of the battle. I really don't have any true flaws for either of you. But based on consistency im giving this to....bags. Opening bar for des was filler and the a lot of first line in bar were set ups, which is fine. But bags set ups for the most part were even slight disses

V

Anthony

[Certain]

Destroyer: I watched a Silvia Saint flick yesterday. Weird. I didn't like that line, though, because it didn't seem like much of a punch. I liked the opener a lot and wish you had continued with that level of charisma and outside-the-box thinking. The ill nik-A line was OK, and the sandwiches line was worded very well. The Cheetos line was OK, though it needed a better setup. The "a loan" wordplay has been done about 10 million times, and the "ouch" at the end was brutally bad. And you used a Johnny Knoxville/The Ringer punch? And a paper/plastic Bags punch? Those lines were played five years ago, and that was a really weak way to end this verse, which as a whole was decent.

Bags: The opener killed me. Your wording and swagger come through as well as anyone here, and that helps even average concepts land, like the triangle line. (Nothing could have saved that limb line, though. That wouldn't be a standout in a true freestyle battle.) I thought you overdid the ghostwriting stuff, which was hurt by the fact that your second-best (behind the opener) of those lines was the last, the Ouija board line that was really clever and well-worded. But the two Gamble lines, while perhaps piling on, both made me laugh. Your closer, along with a solid verse through and through, was enough to win this battle, especially since Destroyer's finish was so weak.

Vote: Bags

[Amen]

Destroyer:

Opener was stupid. Heat to a bar was ok at best. I didn't like sisters a saint, felt the execution was lazy. Pic Nik was awkward, IMO & some what corny. Sandwiches in bags? Really? Com'on bro, that was terrible. A loan was alright, just didn't like the "ouch" at the end, kind of killed it for me because of how corny that was. Fuck retarded bitches was ok & the closer was weak, IMO.

Vs

Bags:

Opener was ok. Everything on the line was ok, think you could have executed that a tad but harsher. Act of god was good. Tri force was not. Trust bar was cool. Ghost writers was cool as well. Fucked in the ass and out on a limb were both weak. Not sure was Aqua velva is so I have not real comment on this, other then it seemed pretty funny, lol.

OVERALL: I got Bags taking this battle. I think Destroyer had a few ok concepts but the executions lacked any impact. And also just had some wack concepts, like the pic Nik and the sandwiches in bags, them shits were corny and wished I never read them, tbh. Anyways, bags had some solid connections especially with the personals, so....

V/Faggot Baggot it.

[Destroyer]

yeah, this dude is a faggot and neither of us want his vote counted

[Ghost1]

Truth

[Blanco Bishop]

Des was funny imo but bags was brutal with personals n wording.

Des. Silvia, closer, sandwiches

Bags. Only miss was limb really.


Will go into detail more if needed.


V bags.

[Paradigm]

Bags wins 7-2.