ill nik-A [VS] Orc [ill nik-A WINS]

[Paradigm]

The Summer Classic VII
Netcees Premier Text Battling Tournament

ill nik-A Orc

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due TUESDAY,
July 29th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Check Ins are due MONDAY, July 28th 2014
Voting ends Saturday July 27th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours
You will be GRANTED ONE EXTENSION throughout the Tourney. Any extension beyond the first will result in loss of votes.


Line Limit:

Min. = 16 lines
Max. = 32 lines
Limit MUST be agreed upon


General Rules:

1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will be disqualified.
A check in ISmandatory.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.

[ill nik-A]

https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/1907364_10152522037530225_1941487920265109283_n.jp g

Orc’s dead, mad cuz I’m the favorite to win? you better gimme more cred
I’ve been better than u… since the days multies had more squiggly lines than ur forehead
It’s on! Got a 5 battle win streak on u, whether u posted verses or missed some
Yea, no-shows are gay… but your last three ducks weren’t as feminine as this one
Bet you’ll be blaming them, but u’re not winning! so why u complaining then?
with that pink poncho… the only thing that could be on ur radar is Raining Men
don’t be hating when, me fuckin ur mom should be the smallest of this geek’s trouble
yes, we are tight… but at least it doesn’t affect your blood flow & make ya knees buckle
queer u’re blind, ur style’s 30 yrs behind, my deadly punches would wreck & punk him
this a good old fashion ass whoopin & I dare the 80’s frat boy with the sweater round his neck to jump in
honestly, what u know about drive-bys with gangstas holdin a nine? This phony would die
cuz in my city if they roll-up they’re blowin ur mind, in urs… they’re like show me your thighs!
I’m here to beat-up gays, I could give three fucks who these retards praise
This just looks like the beard evolution chart got stuck in the peach fuzz phase
drinkin a couple of beers is what u call partying? I take 10 shots to start, coward
u don’t know how to get faded… so u go to the barber & ask for the Marv Alberts

[Paradigm]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g307/Asanchez305/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-07/A913E94D-E18F-48C3-8A17-06D0E96E854D_zps9kl75sfj.jpg

Orc:

ur a 40 yr old man wearing a 16yr old fathers clothes
wow. it's ironic this dude drinking Fosters & his Children would rather those
dude, hell.. u looking like moms spoiled u at a huge sale
they say 40's the new 30.. but judging by ur dress sense it's the new 12
wow. that pics really cool from a Jordan lover but Kobe fan
so u're a Step Away from that 23... now just do that to the clothing brand
This 37yr old text vet aint never Hall of famed. was it worth it!?
U've Cracked Under Pressure enuff times to makes that Pavement look perfect
Nik u an old ass dude.. son ya prolly wheeze if you laugh
how u rocking Jumpman. if you ever did that both ya Knees would collapse
Nik's hair fading.. tho we ain't ever thought you get a hoe
U don't got a Hint of gray. that's a full Cheat Book & Walkthrough Video
it's reaaal sad how u come across to other men when ya type
ironic U wearing Terminator glasses. & we all hoping u put an end to ya life
U a flabby faggot with nuthin' remaining of past brawn
That arm is an 'Awful Tense Situation' like the docs explaining ya passed on

[Hush]

dope shit by both

hats off

[Certain]

I must agree with Hush. This was the strongest showing of the tournament thus far, which is no surprise.

ill nik-A: Your biggest hits were the beard evolution line and the pink poncho line, but most of your verse connected. The duck line would've been a standout had he been making a duck face. The thighs line similarly didn't work because that's not happening in the photo. I found your setups formulaic and often a bit lame, but most are. This verse was strong.

Orc: No one told you to stop capitalizing your concepts? The hint of gray and 23 lines were your best, but you also had no major misses. The Terminator line was weak, and the Fosters line was worded poorly. You used "wow" to start two of your first three punches. I think what costs you this very close battle is your last handful of lines. You weren't as harsh as ill nik-A and ended weakly.

Vote: ill nik-A

[StarFaggot]

I think ducks is in ref to them ducking in the picture.

[Amen]

It’s on! Got a 5 battle win streak on u, whether u posted verses or missed some
Yea, no-shows are gay… but your last three ducks weren’t as feminine as this one
Bet you’ll be blaming them, but u’re not winning! so why u complaining then?
with that pink poncho… the only thing that could be on ur radar is Raining Men
don’t be hating when, me fuckin ur mom should be the smallest of this geek’s trouble
yes, we are tight… but at least it doesn’t affect your blood flow & make ya knees buckle
queer u’re blind, ur style’s 30 yrs behind, my deadly punches would wreck & punk him
this a good old fashion ass whoopin & I dare the 80’s frat boy with the sweater round his neck to jump in

- Dope references using the picture, props.

vs

wow. that pics really cool from a Jordan lover but Kobe fan
so u're a Step Away from that 23... now just do that to the clothing brand
This 37yr old text vet aint never Hall of famed. was it worth it!?
U've Cracked Under Pressure enuff times to makes that Pavement look perfect
Nik u an old ass dude.. son ya prolly wheeze if you laugh
how u rocking Jumpman. if you ever did that both ya Knees would collapse
Nik's hair fading.. tho we ain't ever thought you get a hoe
U don't got a Hint of gray. that's a full Cheat Book & Walkthrough Video

- Solid references.

OVERALL: This was a dope battle, actually. Enjoyed both verses, however, do feel Nik edges this tho w/ consistency. Nik's Duck, Pink Poncho & Fashion ass whoopin bars were dope, IMO. vs Orc's crack under pressure & Jumpman bars were his strongest connections. Dope battle fellas but...

v/NiK

[Meth]

Awesome battle.

Squiggly lines was cool just cuz both of you have been around for a long time.

Ducks was ight

Raining men was a nice jab

The one about his mom was dirty and rude bro. Dirty and rude

The one about his friend with the sweater missed bad for me tbh

The show me your thighs was corny IMO

Beard evolition was cool


Marv Albert was lulz

As for Ireland

Fosters line was worded awkward IMO, cool concept it just didn't hit for me

New 12 was alright

Step away was dope


Pavement cracked line was very meh


Jump man was solid

Hint of gray was swag. Really nice



Terminator glasses was ok. Wasn't feeling it to much



Closer was ok .

Idk.

It's close.

Nik with the lotb gets it for me tho

Voting nik

[BROKE LESNAR]

Nik

It’s on! Got a 5 battle win streak on u, whether u posted verses or missed some
Yea, no-shows are gay… but your last three ducks weren’t as feminine as this one
Bet you’ll be blaming them, but u’re not winning! so why u complaining then?
with that pink poncho… the only thing that could be on ur radar is Raining Men
don’t be hating when, me fuckin ur mom should be the smallest of this geek’s trouble
yes, we are tight… but at least it doesn’t affect your blood flow & make ya knees buckle
queer u’re blind, ur style’s 30 yrs behind, my deadly punches would wreck & punk him
this a good old fashion ass whoopin & I dare the 80’s frat boy with the sweater round his neck to jump in

Orc


dude, hell.. u looking like moms spoiled u at a huge sale
they say 40's the new 30.. but judging by ur dress sense it's the new 12
wow. that pics really cool from a Jordan lover but Kobe fan
so u're a Step Away from that 23... now just do that to the clothing brand
This 37yr old text vet aint never Hall of famed. was it worth it!?
U've Cracked Under Pressure enuff times to makes that Pavement look perfect
Nik u an old ass dude.. son ya prolly wheeze if you laugh
how u rocking Jumpman. if you ever did that both ya Knees would collapse
Nik's hair fading.. tho we ain't ever thought you get a hoe
U don't got a Hint of gray. that's a full Cheat Book & Walkthrough Video
it's reaaal sad how u come across to other men when ya type
ironic U wearing Terminator glasses. & we all hoping u put an end to ya life
U a flabby faggot with nuthin' remaining of past brawn
That arm is an 'Awful Tense Situation' like the docs explaining ya passed on


Okay, so I have this 7-4 Orc, but it was a lot closer than that. The 4 bars I quoted from Nik were all part of a segment that was pretty fucking brutal. Great, great stuff. Orc had alot of funny material for a pic where he didn't have as much to go on as Nik did. I thought his opener, had it been worded better, could of been LOTB. The New 12 and awful tense closer were my favorite quotes from Orc. LOTB honors go to Nik for that entire segment. I think it was strong enough to match 4, maybe even 5 bars that Orc had. Hilarious stuff guys.

v-Orc

[Kin]

Nik
I’ve been better than u… since the days multies had more squiggly lines than ur forehead
-this is Crack-in-a-Way cuz that was my style Back-in-da-day

with that pink poncho… the only thing that could be on ur radar is Raining Men
-haha

don’t be hating when, me fuckin ur mom should be the smallest of this geek’s trouble
yes, we are tight… but at least it doesn’t affect your blood flow & make ya knees buckle
-think the mom jokes are corny fa' real

I dare the 80’s frat boy with the sweater round his neck to jump in
-haha

ok verse..thought ur last round was stronger...lotta lines seemed stretched to me an juz didn't really connect

ORC_

they say 40's the new 30.. but judging by ur dress sense it's the new 12
-haha

so u're a Step Away from that 23... now just do that to the clothing brand
-diggin' that

U've Cracked Under Pressure enuff times to makes that Pavement look perfect
-Whoa

how u rocking Jumpman. if you ever did that both ya Knees would collapse
-haha

U don't got a Hint of gray. that's a full Cheat Book & Walkthrough Video
-Yesssiiiir fire

endin was straight...

overall orc has better flow bars were set up a lil' nicer in my eyez...harder punches too

Vote- ORC

[Tic]

Orc’s dead, mad cuz I’m the favorite to win? you better gimme more cred
I’ve been better than u… since the days multies had more squiggly lines than ur forehead
It’s on! Got a 5 battle win streak on u, whether u posted verses or missed some
Yea, no-shows are gay… but your last three ducks weren’t as feminine as this one
Bet you’ll be blaming them, but u’re not winning! so why u complaining then?
with that pink poncho… the only thing that could be on ur radar is Raining Men
queer u’re blind, ur style’s 30 yrs behind, my deadly punches would wreck & punk him
this a good old fashion ass whoopin & I dare the 80’s frat boy with the sweater round his neck to jump in

Orc:

wow. that pics really cool from a Jordan lover but Kobe fan
so u're a Step Away from that 23... now just do that to the clothing brand
This 37yr old text vet aint never Hall of famed. was it worth it!?
U've Cracked Under Pressure enuff times to makes that Pavement look perfect
Nik u an old ass dude.. son ya prolly wheeze if you laugh
how u rocking Jumpman. if you ever did that both ya Knees would collapse
Nik's hair fading.. tho we ain't ever thought you get a hoe
U don't got a Hint of gray. that's a full Cheat Book & Walkthrough Video

This battle was close as fuck. Great showing from both. Really tough battle to vote and although the quotes are locked, I think Orc had more standouts in this one. Both verses were dope, but I have Orc with a slight edge. Great battle.

V/ Orc

[murda sho]

Nik

Orc’s dead, mad cuz I’m the favorite to win? you better gimme more cred
I’ve been better than u… since the days multies had more squiggly lines than ur forehead
It’s on! Got a 5 battle win streak on u, whether u posted verses or missed some
Yea, no-shows are gay… but your last three ducks weren’t as feminine as this one
Bet you’ll be blaming them, but u’re not winning! so why u complaining then?
with that pink poncho… the only thing that could be on ur radar is Raining Men
don’t be hating when, me fuckin ur mom should be the smallest of this geek’s trouble
yes, we are tight… but at least it doesn’t affect your blood flow & make ya knees buckle
queer u’re blind, ur style’s 30 yrs behind, my deadly punches would wreck & punk him
this a good old fashion ass whoopin & I dare the 80’s frat boy with the sweater round his neck to jump in
honestly, what u know about drive-bys with gangstas holdin a nine? This phony would die
cuz in my city if they roll-up they’re blowin ur mind, in urs… they’re like show me your thighs!
I’m here to beat-up gays, I could give three fucks who these retards praise
This just looks like the beard evolution chart got stuck in the peach fuzz phase


Orc

ur a 40 yr old man wearing a 16yr old fathers clothes
wow. it's ironic this dude drinking Fosters & his Children would rather those
dude, hell.. u looking like moms spoiled u at a huge sale
they say 40's the new 30.. but judging by ur dress sense it's the new 12
wow. that pics really cool from a Jordan lover but Kobe fan
so u're a Step Away from that 23... now just do that to the clothing brand
This 37yr old text vet aint never Hall of famed. was it worth it!?
U've Cracked Under Pressure enuff times to makes that Pavement look perfect

Nik's hair fading.. tho we ain't ever thought you get a hoe
U don't got a Hint of gray. that's a full Cheat Book & Walkthrough Video
it's reaaal sad how u come across to other men when ya type
ironic U wearing Terminator glasses. & we all hoping u put an end to ya life



First let me say this is battle of the week hands down. Okay Orc knows he's my brother but i feel he got edged on this one and real niggas vote fair, Both was throwing haymakers back to back to back but I feel like Nik's verse was almost perfect aside from a couple lines, his shit was hilarious, Orc dropped some bombs but because all the ones that hit were so solid and clean the ones that missed looked a little bad... this is one of the best pic battles i've ever read though props to both, can't wait to see who wins this cause its definitely gonna go back and forth. V/Nik

[Destroyer]

raining men, knees buckle, marv Albert

vs

step away, crack under pressure

I got nik w/ one more quotable
good shit from both

v/nik

[Paradigm]

5-3 ill nik-A

[Adonis]

I can't lie though, Nik had me laughing although that pic was just too easy. Orc had a few good lines but to me it just wasn't near the same level of consistency. Nik did have the one whack bar about the kid jumping in, didn't hit at all. But aside from that I liked the rest a lot. While orc was consistent, but consistently decent only. Foster line was dope though.

V

Nik

[Blanco Bishop]

Close.

Nik better wording.

Orc had lotb with pavement.

Nik was more creative imo.

Terminator n ass whoopin were about even misses.





Ima Go with nik for consistency n more variety to his wording.


V nik

[Paradigm]

ill nik-A wins 7-3.