Russia loses control of gecko sex satellite

[Sharp]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/russia-loses-control-of-satellite-full-of-geckos-9628002.html

Turn this into a good current event punch and I'll legit PayPal you $5*


*only 1/2 winners max barring an onslaught of dope gecko sex satellite bars

[YDK]

I'm a pimp, my dick gets bitches, sending galactic orgasm's felt throughout space,
Your dick's an uncontrollable rocket filled with green shit and can easily be replaced

[YDK]

this is why I don't text battle^^^

[Sharp]

A for effort lol. Ydk with the early lead

Gone at the sock drawer tag

[trap]

3 males, 1 female? sounds like a legit mix
looks like they russian to run a ukraine on that bitch

[big baby]

i masturbate to sex satellites
cause they orbit around me

[YDK]

I'm totally getting 5 bucks