BA Magazine II

[Paradigm]

The Battle Arena
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Welcome to the Battle Arena Magazine II. In the previous Magazine I talked about revolution and if people didn't start to participate you would see this "art form" disappear forever. Slowly things around this section of the site have begun to pick up. I have also started to put things into motion that will get the title belts moving along. I have scheduled things on the horizon to additionally make hanging out in the Battle Arena actually fun like Cyphers, Roasts and other events. My main goal is to make the arena an almost separate entity where people come to earn respect, where the titles hold weight and have the same influence as being an NBL champion. With all of this said let's get into what has been going on around the battle arena this past month and what is to come in the future.

[Paradigm]

BA RANKINGS

How to earn a Contenders battle? You must...
- Win 3 consecutive battles in that battle type. (Text, Pic etc)
- Earn enough points to be ranked in the Overall Top 10 (Will change to top 25)

How to earn a Championship Title Shot? You must...
- Win two consecutive Contenders Battles.
- Have Top 10 Ranking (will change to top 25)
or
- Win a Tournament (Fight Nights Excluded)

Overall(Top 20)
ill nik-A 1-0-19pts (0-0/0-0/1-0/0-0/0-0)
Blanco Bishop 2-0-14pts (2-0/0-0/0-0/0-0/0-0)
Amen 1-0-14pts (1-0/0-0/0-0/0-0/0-0)
Orc 2-0-12pts (0-0/1-0/1-0/0-0/0-0)
KnowP 1-0-11pts (1-0/0-0/0-0/0-0/0-0)
Beyond 1-0-7pts (1-0/0-0/0-0/0-0/0-0)
King Karaoke 1-0-7pts (1-0/0-0/0-0/0-0/0-0)
Swerve 1-0-7pts (1-0/0-0/0-0/0-0/0-0)
dead man 1-0-7pts (0-0/0-0/0-0/1-0/0-0)
K Huntsman 1-1-7pts (1-1/0-0/0-0/0-0/0-0)
---------- Top 10 ----------
Alvin Karpis 2-0-6pts (0-0/0-0/2-0/0-0/0-0)
Half Wit It 1-0-5pts (0-0/0-0/0-0/1-0/0-0)
attaboy 1-0-5pts (1-0/0-0/0-0/0-0/0-0)
Neighbor 1-1-4pts (0-0/0-0/1-1/0-0/0-0)
King Ra. 1-1-4pts (0-0/0-0/1-1/0-0/0-0)
Destroyer 0-1-4pts (0-1/0-0/0-0/0-0/0-0)
Knucklehead 0-1-4pts (0-1/0-0/0-0/0-0/0-0)
Doug Funny 1-0-3pts (1-0/0-0/0-0/0-0/0-0)
human 1-0-3pts (1-0/0-0/0-0/0-0/0-0)
RD McFly 1-0-3pts (1-0/0-0/0-0/0-0/0-0)


Text
ill nik-A 0-0
Blanco Bishop 2-0
Beyond 1-0
King Karaoke 1-0
Amen 1-0
Swerve 1-0
KnowP 1-0
Doug Funny 1-0
attaboy 1-0

Picture
ill nik-A 0-0
Orc 1-0
illergicreaxion 0-1

Swag & Flow
Alvin Karpis 2-0
ill nik-A 1-0
Neighbor 1-1
King Ra. 1-1
Chyeahhh 0-1
big baby 0-1
Camp Bell 0-2

Tag Team
1. Dominate & Aero aka Advanced Placement 0-0

Topical
dead man 1-0
Half Wit It 1-0
Certain 0-1

[Paradigm]

Swag & Flow Championship
Some swag some flow. The 8 man tourney started off well but in the end kind was disappointing. The front runner had real life issues get in the way and ended up no showing. Hopefully Neighbor battles his way to a Contenders and challenges Alvin for the title. Orc wasn't able to continue and Camp Bell advanced, eventually losing to the tourney winner, Alvin Karpis. Sometimes all that it takes is showing up and that's what he did. Alvin showed hes got the concepts and multis to compete with the top tier talent of Swag and Flow. Here are some highlights.

The Final

......i keep a cal strapped when i'm on the bluegrass haze...
.....aye, in case i gotta flash on a wildcat then blast you, k?
if i'm scoping views, your life overdue.....i got past due range
my bullets is covert too, so jus relax.....the pass through late
action jackson with a tattooed face, cooking crack two ways
i'll give you this work with half the passion in a fast food pace
i've scrapped with galactus, you'll get dragged through space
i been evil, i'll leak dude til vin diesel splashed on saturns rings
i'm meeting hov when the round done, i need a match to flame
my doubts reasonable cuz this al bum, just faded to black w/jay
the black david blaine, training statements to eliminate this trick
i drowned a week ago but got ya act on display, entertaining kids

Alvin Karpis:

You soft hater just watch player, I’ll have my goons masked up like Darth Vader
I’m a lot greater….& I get cake w/ out leavin the crib I’m like Lebron’s neighbors
I’m a reefer blazer so If I ever meet my maker, I’ll be puffin trees bumpin Anita Baker
What I achieved is greater n I’m a fiend for danger…. I hold shit down & don’t need an anchor
You run the streets w/ traitors not g’s and players I’m smart like Screech but a beast like Slater
Obscene behavior, I’ll travel back in time & smack the shit outta ya mother while she’s in labor
Dudes amped but my goons clap n hold the steel that’ll explode ya grill, I’m the true champ
They’ll roll n peel, you’ll fold n squeal….cuz you know the drill when they Boot Camp
Fuck food stamps, I know dealers on the block that’ll have the the heat drawn
When the police gone they got that white girl in each palm like King Kong
You wack as hell Camp’ll yell when I body em they can’t track his smell
Come catch this L, I’m makin history and takin ya Liberty when I crack this Bell



Highlights


The longnose torque put you in the dirt like a lawn gnome garden; knock cornrows off
Let's get the tournament poppin.. switch to auto-target & turbo-shot neurotoxin thru ya corpus callosum


'Bor's a monster; go to war w/ the gods.. you tryna spar w/ a Titan
Archrival w/out a heart to confide in & the bars that define 'em like Arkham Asylum's


I speak a diff language when I come acknowledge a hater
meaning I swapped that stock flash hider out for a Russian compensator



You aint a thug, you broke n it’s drastic whole lifes been hopeless and tragic
The feds aint approachin this faggot, if his house filled w/ bugs it’s roaches & maggots



gotta mansion, and half a dozen platinum custom jags alone
do the math yo.. thats 6 titles and a bad home like the Steelers franchise owns



U often a Stan. Im on that boss shit, a man. Get offed if you stand
I have the awesomest hands. They're so pretty they stroll down Catwalks in Milan

[Paradigm]

The Cypher I
To make these competitive I want to reward the top lines and rebuttals. Every line quoted will be one point. Every rebuttal will be an additional point because I think flipping someones line back on to them is better than a normal line if done right. Top five lines will get additional two points. I was the only one to read through the Cypher so I might have missed a few lines but no one else wanted to step up and help out so do not complain.

Point System: (to determine a winner)

Every Quote = +1pt each
Rebuttals = +1pt
Top 5= +2pts

Top Lines
ur all about gettin fucked by men, im dropping this fag
You'll never see a bitch fuck A-rod...he rather take shots in the ass
+1
Riders were the only reason you could beat me, just shut up son
you needed more Quick saves to win than the King's Stanley Cup run
+1+2
n u say i lack creativity wit a rock flip, negro please
only reason u goin hard for this accomp is cause u'll never get one in a league
+1+2
who's ever seen this queen offline, every bars a soft rhyme
amen the type to miss his kids graduation to drop in a battle on time
+1
Cats thinking they got what takes beat me,
I'm murderin these cats that face me.

Test me..... ya'll can't compete against cuz I'm the greatest
Couldn't spit dope lines even if you drop two lines.


fuck all your empty threats. that shit just spells out fake
we see the promise of Chrome but in the end it's nothing. Belmont Stakes
and your whole style is lame. I hope that makes you sad and sullen
you my dude im just pulling your leg... straight off so i can use it to bash ur skull in
+1+1
hoes dont like this clown, nothin u spit is wow, son
only bitches sleepiin on Jils'cot probably goes to bed listening to her album
+1+2
Ur the easiest muthafucka I ever faced, u weren't near a hassle
And if I ever sweated around u its cuz ur the towel boy for all the top tier battles
+1+1
girls always smile when i'm givin em that doggystyle good sex
he'll look stressed. cuz if Mind Bender over, he'd be puzzled what to do next
+1+2
I bag bitches in clubs & smash hoes, kid just face it...
Only time you'd see ribbon a club, is during it's grand openin celebration.
+1+2
^ Every drop you make's wack & garbage, come again,
So this faggot only double posts, in hopes we read one of them.
+1+1
Stupid am. Your the joke of the site.
Ironic your bar vs mal was bout him getting strangled n u choked on that line.
+1
shotty aimed at ur torso, im sprayin them hollows mean
Shells from the pumpkin spill ur guts on the floor like craving one for holloween
+1
cypher closes today, unlike ur girls legs Bish
cuz i always Emergency her box open up like a first aid kit
+1
ur wifey loves to get gangbanged, we turn it to a rapeing
Ran so many trains she got her own schedule & bedroom converted into a station
+1
Both ur Concepts & wording are wack, i should ban these queers
Nothing from J-B smoove, everything they spits a bigger joke than his career
+1

WINNER: KnowP

KnowP: 1111111 (+25)
Allen Knight: 111111 (+10)
Sharp Nine: 11111 (+5)
Amen: 11111
Jilti: 1111
Blanco Bishop: 1

[Paradigm]

Top Punches
In no particular order...


Cut the Middle Eastern lines. I'm black & the best ever u stallion.
Only one that own's a chain of 7-11's is you.. rockin a text record medallion.



Robbed me, but other times u got wrecked when we sparred yo.
Took out an Alpha once & got murdered every day after.. Edge of Tomorrow.



we're friends too, so after I slice em up with the ginzu
I'm a have to keep it Civil... & give bayonet to fall into


nigga I'm a boss on the scene, you more like a dog or a fiend
verses like an i tunes update..
.. I read the 1st line then click whatever I hav too to get it off of my screen



Ur a big bitch who doesn't know the difference between thickness and fat
We only call ur style unorthodox cuz ur missing the curls & ridiculous hat



You’ve got the drugs under control now, but your future still so murky,
Cause even if you could actually quit cold turkey…you STILL couldn’t quit cold turkey.



Dude ain't raising a weapon & got a basiccc impression
Wow.. My man rocking a Cone Head that'd improve Road Safety in seconds



I've smashed on Planes & neverrr met with resistance
If you in the Mile High club too. it's cuz ya head stretches that Distance


Your male maintenance is suspect… you either gay or borderline, dude…
But If you’re gonna come out the closet... could you at least close the door behind you…


You can tell I git these grands… but for guys like you… I feel shitty man…
When you have to cop your watch from the same machine that sells those sticky hands…



Top Battle
The top battle was between Orc [VS] illergicreaxion and this one. Their picture battle wasn't only entertaining to read but competitive and creative from both. However, this battle between The Chin and Neighbor was hyped, from the beginning inside the sign up thread Chyeahhh talked himself up like he was the GOAT until Neighbor entered and requested to put him in his place. The hype was real. Chyeahhh went even further as to boast on how he was going to beat the tournament favorite in a separate thread aimed at Neighbor. In the end, Neighburu showed why he is one of, if not, the best at swag and flow. Good battle dudebros.

I speak a diff language when I come acknowledge a hater
meaning I swapped that stock flash hider out for a Russian compensator
for cheese I'm downloading chrome that aint google, you'll translate the bullets
that Swiss sidefolder's SBR license is current, see, and I'm Franc when I pull it
my son called me out, like I aint the fire man on the net
and I'm thinkin ....shit....when I've caught more bodies than fire men on the net
school youngins on the set with gun lines
fuck yah E clips! I'll blackout in a crackhouse on my 3rd rock in yah earths twat, till my son shines
I keep long arms for beef, short side arms for side orders
Jive if you wanna....
I mount horror scopes on the toast that don't jam but it's sign is the Taurus
nigga...lol..I fuck up space time continiums
I'll clean yah grandfathers clock between a para docks and hanglide from the pendulum
chip off the old block, lil homie, my mind is a pentium
I figure "why two k's?" when I can strap up for the next 9 mil. enniums
if it's a problem with him and them, it's to your moms I'm sending em
you'll cry, "nah, it's a synonym" when I bust magnums in the condom..inium....NIGGA!!!


Chyeahhh

You actin Childish; Donald Glover - I smash ya whole hood; monster trucker
The chopper gunner? Tropic Thunder; buckle by the nuts like a Bronco Buster
Malevolent swag like the Grand Wizard's Klan fitted Confederate flag
I spit phlegm thru an ink pen that'll split Chin like Stan Smith from American Dad
That horrorcore Hanzo sword fuck you sideways like a John Holmes porn
The Audemar to the auto's foreign; Rocky Marciano w/ these stronghold bars
The longnose torque put you in the dirt like a lawn gnome garden; knock cornrows off
Let's get the tournament poppin.. switch to auto-target & turbo-shot neurotoxin thru ya corpus callosum
'Bor's a monster; go to war w/ the gods.. you tryna spar w/ a Titan
Archrival w/out a heart to confide in & the bars that define 'em like Arkham Asylum's
I'm Megatron w/ these lyrics, get money shot longer than Mr. Marcus career
Have ya face lookin like chicken sausage; you gon' see Mickey Rourke in the mirror
Hood shit; just copped a sixer of Miller Fortune from the liquor store at the cleaners
Ya bitch got doggy'd the deepest, titties all to the ceiling like Ricky Ross in a Prius
The clip airin ya set; Ric Flair vs. Celeste, I'm Figure Fourin this Diva
Bitch, I'll pull an arm off the strap & leave a scar on ya back like Minotauro Nogueira's

[Paradigm]

BA Questionnaire
Give us a small intro about you and your Textcee past.
Well I started off on verbal concepts with Grim Roots, then hiphopemcees as Authent!k undefeated back when Beyond was Glockoma. Then transitioned to audio sites like rythematics when Classickz was around w/ Jae Swift and them. Was on hollafront a little. Been around awhile.

How do you feel about the Topical Illuminati here on Netcees?
I don't understand this question.
Do you feel you were cheated on your big baby battle? Elaborate.
I know I was cheated. I guarantee if I didn't set stipulations the results would be the opposite, but people love seeing me humiliated around here.

Who do you think is the best right now on Netcees?
Hmm tough call. I like Dominate and Alvin Karpis.

Who do you think is the G.O.A.T Textcee?
Hmm hard to say. Clark Grizwald I guess.

Where would you rank yourself on Netcees? (low, mid, top)
Idk, I'm decent. Getting better @ short bar. I'm a veteran emcee tho.

Who do you think is the most Overrated Textcee on Netcees?
As far as audio, Kannon. As far as text, swerve.

Who do you want to see battle on Netcees?
Nawkout aka J deez. He'd murk.
Do you have any recent works you would like to link us to?
nah.

Do you think voting on Netcees is fair?
Nah. I wish it was. People don't seem to respect the art anymore. It's all about dickriding and being accepted. Smh. I like being the odd man out. At least I have my own opinion.

Are the Admins/Mods to leinent here?
Sometimes. A lot of them abuse their authority and it's annoying.

When is the last time you cried?
Not sure.

How do you think we can get the BA more active?
You can't.

Is Life a Gamble?
No comment.

Do you like the discussion board culture here on Netcees?
It's probably the only thing still alive.

What would you like to see changed on the site?
Use of power. Fair judgment. No hating dickriding etc.

Would you buy a Netcees cookbook?
No

Would you provide your recipe for Turkey?
No comment

Who's your favorite to win the Tag Team Tourney coming up?
taking hostages

Why do you feel you get so much hate here at Netcees?
Because people are jealous. I've always stood out because I'm not afraid to speak the truth. On this site it's all about telling people what they wanna here if their top tier, and kissing ass. Or else they'll put u on blast. I don't go with the flow, I direct the flow. Figadeal?

Do you regret taking this questionnaire?
No.

I regret asking you to take this with your no commenting bitchassness lol

[Paradigm]

Conclusion
Some dope quotes and battles happened this month and I did my best to highlight it all for you guys. I wanted to put a little more humor and personal spin into this, maybe with a few more sections but between having to run the Summer Classic and do the Magazines for that, run the Swag and Flow tournament, read through the cypher and other battles in here looking for highlights, its kinda hard without a little help. I'm looking for one or two moderators to keep things clean in here and help with the monthly magazine because it is a lot to do with only one person, especially when I'm going to be running the side tournaments. If anyone is interested please let me know. Check out the BA Schedule in the Front Office for future events, ideas and any questions you might have. Keep it up dudebros.

Coming Soon: http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=82414

[Paradigm]

Grats KnowP

SMH at Lyfza gamble no commenting

[Certain]

Topical
dead man 1-0
Half Wit It 1-0
Certain 0-1

Wait, what? I'm like 4-1 in the Battle Arena.

[Paradigm]

Wait, what? I'm like 4-1 in the Battle Arena.

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=80748

[Allen Knight]

Lmaoo at gamble.saying ppl are jealous yea everyone is jealous of a druggy
That calls being hooked on drugs a disease smh an u cried last night from with drawl faggot
burn in hell.gamble

[Certain]

I'm about to ban Gamble for a terrible interview.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Congrats Knowp.

[Camp Bell]

i love this mag. props to Paradigm for taking his time out to do this shit
failed interview tho. we all know the politics that go on here, shouldve been
more humorous, IMO.

[Blanco Bishop]

Fuck knowp





Naw. Congrats dude.

[Sho Money EMG]

Lmao

[big baby]

interview me next ask Certain all my shit is top tier funniness.

[Paradigm]

interview me next ask Certain all my shit is top tier funniness.

you want to do one for the tag team or SC finals magazine?

[big baby]

sc finals cause more ppl reading i think and wanna make fun of nik

[Paradigm]

sc finals cause more ppl reading i think and wanna make fun of nik

word ill send one to you when the battle goes up

[KnowP]

damn, this mag was dope af. a grip of content to cover n u did it to the T. But good lookin everyone. im surprised i even got a mention. soo many dope bars to choose from.

[illergicreaxion]

good looks on the props... shouts to Orc for a good battle...

[Sho Money EMG]

Yall just mad that I didn't play into your idiotic questions an enbarress myself to give I something else to laugh at me for

Surprising coming from u Paradigm

[Paradigm]

Yall just mad that I didn't play into your idiotic questions an enbarress myself to give I something else to laugh at me for

Surprising coming from u Paradigm

You're supposed to have fun with it not take it to heart man gotta mix in some humor with the serious questions. You even blew the serious ones off as well. You could've talked shit or did whatever you wanted with them. What you want me to say?

[Sho Money EMG]

Lol.

Is life a gamble? Tha fuck?

Seems like u we're mocking me. If u wouldn't have been so directly trying to please the haters I would've done that man.

[Paradigm]

Sorry you took it that way.

[kannon]

Who do you think is the most Overrated Textcee on Netcees?
As far as audio, Kannon. As far as text, swerve.


Haha, I just saw this.

[Certain]

Gamble was asked who the most overrated textcee is and began his answer with, "As far as audio."

[KnowP]

Lol I just caught that