How many of you topical writers have a girlfriend/fwb/wife etc

[Masaii]

Srs question...

[Half Wit It]

Baby momma.
Went George Clooney mode afterwards.
No regrets.

[Diode]

married for almost a year and a half now.

[Half Wit It]

Diode = Topical writer?

Collab sir? Diode

[trap]

Gf.

Popping the question soon.

[Diode]

Diode = Topical writer?

Collab sir? Diode

what topic?

yes. longest undefeated streak in aowl history.

and only broke it due to no show.

I WILL WEAR THAT TO MY GRAVE, CERTAIN AND CAKE.

[Split]

gf since may

[Half Wit It]

what topic?

yes. longest undefeated streak in aowl history.

and only broke it due to no show.

I WILL WEAR THAT TO MY GRAVE, CERTAIN AND CAKE.

Not sure. Throw some ideas out there.

[Adonis]

what topic?

yes. longest undefeated streak in aowl history.

and only broke it due to no show.

I WILL WEAR THAT TO MY GRAVE, CERTAIN AND CAKE.



Yes you broke it due to holiday no show. But did you win the next seasons opener? All I know is

Adonis 1
Diode 0

[Split]

Pretty sure Zygote or Frank holds the record

[Adonis]

Oh, and married 5 years with two daughters. Been a topicalist for over 12

[Half Wit It]

Yes you broke it due to holiday no show. But did you win the next seasons opener? All I know is

Adonis 1
Diode 0

Deadly.

[Adonis]

Pretty sure Zygote or Frank holds the record



Nope

[Split]

Preeeetttyyy sure

[Diode]

Pretty sure Zygote or Frank holds the record

nope

i went 9-0 iirc.

then no showed cake in semifinals of aowl s2 because you assholes scheduled the round when i specifically told you i couldnt make it that week

and yes i did lose to adonis in the first week of s3

he was clever and i was burned out and he won

then i took a leave of it

[Half Wit It]

Links.
Adonis Diode

[Adonis]

Preeeetttyyy sure

Certain is sitting on my compiled netcees 2.0 aowl history of records

Complete with pretty much any stat we could think of. I stopped with season 2, certain was supposed to update season 3 into it and make it public records, but he's lame so....

[Diode]

actually i won week 1 and shot my load here:

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=54754

did we ever find out who neutral was?

adonis won a close one here by being a clever little shit:

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=56536

[Diode]

oh yeah. you won due to rawn of all people

fuck my life.

no wonder i quit last season

ahahahaha

but srs, c'est la vie. you got lucky you slut.

[Adonis]

oh yeah. you won due to rawn of all people

fuck my life.

no wonder i quit last season

ahahahaha

but srs, c'est la vie. you got lucky you slut.


No luck. My career is extensive with a vast majority of being whack. Luck is not slowly mastering an art.

[Diode]

No luck. My career is extensive with a vast majority of being whack. Luck is not slowly mastering an art.

you won because it was a clever hit piece on me masked by a topical

you can't dot hat twice, come on now.

[PancakeBrah]

oats had a solid streak. 8-0?
Certain post said AOWL stats

[Diode]

ill be honest, i didnt follow s3 after i left

but lets all be honest and admit the competition in s3 paled in comparison to s2 by miles

[Adonis]

oats had a solid streak. 8-0?
Certain post said AOWL stats



Certain


Also cake, you aren't in the top 5 as of season 2 due to your first 6 battles being no. Shows.

[PancakeBrah]

S3 was weird. Less activity. Some vets didn't take it as seriously. I know I didn't. But oats was 8-0, zygote was on point all season, new names/aliases dropped some nice verses.

Playoffs were a mess.

Overall, yes, S2 was superior. Playoffs were thorough and activity was high throughout.

Plus I won eet all.

Certain


Also cake, you aren't in the top 5 as of season 2 due to your first 6 battles being no. Shows.

I got the BELT.

[Adonis]

ill be honest, i didnt follow s3 after i left

but lets all be honest and admit the competition in s3 paled in comparison to s2 by miles

Oats was a beast. Vast improvements from YDK and vivid. Zygote went on a tear, seemed more focused season 3. I would have to double check, but.season 3 up until playoffs was actually top notch talent

[Diode]

Plus I won eet all.



I got the BELT.

you wouldn't have made it to frank if the verses hadn't been due over the holidays

bunch of terrible secularists here

im saying

[PancakeBrah]

No, I would've.

[Diode]

No, I would've.

nah tho

you wrote generic sadcake verse

lesbhonest

[big baby]

season three talent > season two
season three activity < season two

[Half Wit It]

Won a topical tourney on here a while ago under the alias Crud.
Salty AF it got wiped from the history books.

[PancakeBrah]

nah tho

you wrote generic sadcake verse

lesbhonest

Not really. The theme wasn't sad at all. There was one "emotional" passage, with the start of the nuclear fallout, but aside from that it was actually spoke to masculinity and being decisive, or choosing your own route. If you read it as sad that's your interpretation, I guess.

But really, you no-showed. I don't mind you touting your streak, you earned that. But the recurring idea that I was 'lucky' that you no showed is annoying. You can't claim to be such a superior writer that it'd be assumed you'd beat me. It's just not reasonable.

[big baby]

the only way 2 settle dis is a gay off

topical bout fucking each otha in ass


set it

[trap]

actually i won week 1 and shot my load here:

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=54754

did we ever find out who neutral was?

adonis won a close one here by being a clever little shit:

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=56536

Reads like Lars.

[YDK]

Fiance/baby mama

[Half Wit It]

the only way 2 settle dis is a gay off

topical bout fucking each otha in ass


set it

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcq8wg02PA1rfuhrzo1_500.gif

[oats]

Fiancé.

Season 3 playoffs were peculiar, but the season overall was strong. Diode what is IIRC? I was like 40 minutes away from being 9-0, if it weren't for those last second heroics by dyedinthewool and split before certain's buzzer beater. NOT BITTER AT ALL, CAKE

[big baby]

oats if it makes you feel better, I was going to vote for you but thought you had it in the bag. You clearly won imo, not taking anything away from pancake of course

[Mike Wrecka]

I went 9 straight wins in the WCL

and

I have the most topical wins on the site


I rock. but really the first to thirty wins is king

[big baby]

you appealed more to me, and people like me dont vote. pancake appealed to ppl who vote..and they voted for him


so technically pancake played his cards right and won

so maybe he deserved to win.

maybe you deserved to lose.

idiyote

[Adonis]

I went 9 straight wins in the WCL

and

I have the most topical wins on the site


I rock. but really the first to thirty wins is king

But WCL were random opponents.

The other mod and myself both alluded to the lack of upper echelon talent you beat in that streak

[PancakeBrah]

you appealed more to me, and people like me dont vote. pancake appealed to ppl who vote..and they voted for him


so technically pancake played his cards right and won

so maybe he deserved to win.

maybe you deserved to lose.

idiyote

sometimes im so dumb im smart

no dull boy

[Mike Wrecka]

But WCL were random opponents.

The other mod and myself both alluded to the lack of upper echelon talent you beat in that streak

whoa buddy

I beat Certain , Pinot Grij and Soulstice in that streak


all top tier in my book

[Adonis]

whoa buddy

I beat Certain , Pinot Grij and Soulstice in that streak


all top tier in my book


It's different in the AOWL when you win 3 matches, get a title shot then only battle elite. Like diode, nobody can take anything from you. But I will also say oats having like 4 + title defensive is probably the most impressive since I saw a guy go 9_0 in the rhyme beating out truly elite members when writing was at its peak.

[Diode]

outcome of thread:

cake and i will never know who would have won
i still own the aowl streak
mike had a wcl streak whatever that was

one of you nerds should buy this tshirt if you want to surpass me

http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/pict/171367691481_1.jpg

THEY CAN MAKE YOU THEIR CLIENT

[Ghost1]

But guys

Wat about battling

Battling is cool too

[YDK]

I went 9 straight wins in the WCL

and

I have the most topical wins on the site


I rock. but really the first to thirty wins is king

if my record was updated over the playoffs that are ending now I would have another 3 wins on my record...and another possible win/loss depending the outcome of the season champ match

[Diode]

if my record was updated over the playoffs that are ending now I would have another 3 wins on my record...and another possible win/loss depending the outcome of the season champ match

this is you vs certain:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMp8aDH8d9M

[YDK]

this is you vs certain:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMp8aDH8d9M

lol go vote dickhead

[oats]

Pancake had a dope verse, too. I think I'm just idyote

[PancakeBrah]

In all honesty I logged off that night thinking you had won and was okay with it. Thought you wrote the better verse. Not that I didn't like my verse, it was fine. I was surprised to see the result and it felt a little bittersweet.

When it happened against good ol' Mike Wrecka I lol'd though.

I never gave that season my full effort. Or I should say it never really clicked for me. Wanted it to but just didn't have it. Bad juju.

[big baby]

v/oats

[Ghost1]

Guys but have u been reading the summer classic?

[PancakeBrah]

I saw that Broke Lesnar ate Tic Tac's soul and told myself never to go back into that subforum.

[Ghost1]

Lol. I think we all lost a bit of our souls after that verse...tbcancer.

[oats]

Guys but have u been reading the summer classic?

GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE BAGS





2-0

[Wise Wiggles]

Bags you fucked any trolls lately?

[Split]

I saw that Broke Lesnar ate Tic Tac's soul and told myself never to go back into that subforum.

When?

[PancakeBrah]

Their current battle in the SC.

[Vulgar]

Won a topical tourney on here a while ago under the alias Crud.
Salty AF it got wiped from the history books.

[Masaii]

ITT: a dick measuring contest for writers of the man poem sub genre.

[Split]

ITT: a dick measuring contest for writers of the man poem sub genre.
technicallly you're the host

[Masaii]

I took no place in the proceedings of my OP

[Split]

theyre just comparing shaft roll & yaw in your kitchenette

[TYSON]

Don't know if I still qualify as a topical head

[dull boy]

Is it hard to get a gf?