lol remember that time nik thought he was ncs grill and bbq king

[Diode]

lol right

NO.

tonight's meal just for me (wife works overnights at the hospital):

https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10389086_10104082727173899_1449324804273385075_n.j pg?oh=6abfe6b9002824dfd9f2b1be48c8eb2e&oe=544156EE

https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10569094_10104082727019209_270083528429303602_n.jp g

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10384660_10104082726864519_4547313059562672070_n.j pg?oh=afc770dd0305983ce7974abdf6894a75&oe=54563257&__gda__=1412809778_5c4242722afc0cc52028e24ad1b7ae0 2

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10473504_10104082727263719_2122459665200556336_n.j pg?oh=76cce0449641c62070443625770c663f&oe=5453CE10&__gda__=1414403695_d07effe14de160d794a9c6469bfcb34 b

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/934783_10104082727383479_7866226390375649449_n.jpg

[Ghost1]

Looks ill. I havent had a fillet in a minute

[YDK]

I like mine cooked just a bit longer but they look bomb

[Diode]

I like mine cooked just a bit longer but they look bomb

more than medium rare? oh no.

why would you do that?!

[Ghost1]

Longer? Stfu heathen

[Hush]

Just steak? Lol
Um that's not "doing it"

[Diode]

Just steak? Lol
Um that's not "doing it"

you are honestly a retarded person

do you live with joe metts

be srs with me huth

you go ahead and buy yourself some filets and some bacon and cook them perfectly to a medium rare with 5* sear while not burning the bacon nor undercooking it

go ahead ill wait

and if you are questioning my abilities, see my bbq threads re: ribs, pulled pork, brisket, beer can chicken, etc.

[Destroyer]

that's pushing rare son

[big baby]

thats actually doing it tbh. had some the other night, 16 oz

[Diode]

that's pushing rare son

i'm sorry golden corral overcooks your "steaks", des

youd think theyd treat their employees better than that

[Destroyer]

please
I'm a grown ass man
and I sear my steak in an iron skillet and finish them in the oven
talk to me when you have that method down

[Meth]

Dank

[Diode]

please
I'm a grown ass man
and I sear my steak in an iron skillet and finish them in the oven
talk to me when you have that method down

been there, done that, wrote the book.

[ill nik-A]

I OWN U DIODE, U HEAR ME? MY FEAST FOR TWO SHITS ON YOUR ETHIOPIAN FILETS SON, SIT DOWN AND FILL UP YOUR TUMMY WITH WATER

[YDK]

please
I'm a grown ass man
and I sear my steak in an iron skillet and finish them in the oven
talk to me when you have that method down

Cast iron?
Only way

[Destroyer]

then, you already know.
lol @ Golden Corral tho

I knew this dude who worked at sizzler once
the dude only ate there, all the time
motherfuckers teeth started falling out from all the tenderizer bullshit chemicals they use
fuck any place like that

[veritas]

please
I'm a grown ass man
and I sear my steak in an iron skillet and finish them in the oven
talk to me when you have that method down



This tbh.

[anime_boners]

itt ppl know what they like so when they cook for themselves they do it best and thus think they're the best

[Hush]

you are honestly a retarded person

do you live with joe metts

be srs with me huth

you go ahead and buy yourself some filets and some bacon and cook them perfectly to a medium rare with 5* sear while not burning the bacon nor undercooking it

go ahead ill wait

and if you are questioning my abilities, see my bbq threads re: ribs, pulled pork, brisket, beer can chicken, etc.




Are you serious ?

U wrapped steaks in bacon and sat them on a grill for 8 minutes

Now u typing furiously cuz I'm not impressed
Lol

[anime_boners]

side note > that shit looks hella good

[Hush]

please
I'm a grown ass man
and I sear my steak in an iron skillet and finish them in the oven
talk to me when you have that method down

Salute

Deglaze pan after for banging sauce

[Hush]

You didn't sear right either diaode
U don't got cross hash marks

In short

U ain't shit on the grill

[namix]

grown ass men eat steak off the calves of calves yo

but diodes version with bacon wrapped around it did look pretty damn good lol

[Diode]

You didn't sear right either diaode
U don't got cross hash marks

In short

U ain't shit on the grill

lol @ hash marks

learn 2 reverse sear, newb

http://amazingribs.com/recipes/beef/steakhouse_steaks.html

[Diode]

ps

15" lodge cast iron pan seasoned with 5 years of mirror finished grease and only cleaned with sea salt at high temps

12" vintage 19th cast iron skillet

[Destroyer]

fuck u using a grill for then?

[Ghost1]

Lol y people still try to argue with diode about things he considers himself good at is beyond me.....if u havent noticed....diode considers himself good at something when he has mastered it for a decade.

[Hush]

lol @ hash marks

learn 2 reverse sear, newb

http://amazingribs.com/recipes/beef/steakhouse_steaks.html

I'm not near as lonely or bored as u

Won't be clicking that



Enjoy the steak tho

[veritas]

You didn't sear right either diaode
U don't got cross hash marks

In short

U ain't shit on the grill

[namix]

Lol y people still try to argue with diode about things he considers himself good at is beyond me.....if u havent noticed....diode considers himself good at something when he has mastered it for a decade.

well put.

and actually, well done Diode.


though, my Christmas lights last year beat your Christmas lights and I didn't rub it in your face, because i like what you do and where you're going :)

[Hush]

My Christmas tree is pretty tits

[namix]

My Christmas tree is pretty tits

word, my xmas tree was pretty wack -- it was half "pre-installed lights" and half other lights. but we have 9ft ceilings in our house, which is more than most, so it was at least tall i guess.

[Hush]

Word
I'll post pics in diaodes best Xmas display ever thread this yr

[YDK]

ps

15" lodge cast iron pan seasoned with 5 years of mirror finished grease and only cleaned with sea salt at high temps

12" vintage 19th cast iron skillet

Compared to this, you ruined those steaks using a grill bro lmao I got the cast iron skillet my grandmothers grandmother used an perfected an I ONLY use it for this type of shit. Gotta backup skillet for chicken

[Diode]

Compared to this, you ruined those steaks using a grill bro lmao I got the cast iron skillet my grandmothers grandmother used an perfected an I ONLY use it for this type of shit. Gotta backup skillet for chicken

my go to method is as follows (and i have described it here countless times):

let steaks rest on counter until room temp (20-30m). cold steaks ruin the sear.

set oven to 400-450 depending upon capability.

kosher salt and black pepper on both sides of steaks, pressed. nothing else will actually be absorbed. the salt will be while you do your prep, pepper will blacken and stick.

if you have a proper skillet you won't need to oil it. high heat until smoking.

steaks go on 2.5m per side (this varies depending upon thickness of cut) to sear.

place pat of softened butter on top and put in oven until they reach ~125-130f. using a fast accurate probe like thermopen or thermopop for best results. long probes for bbq arent meant for this and will be both slow reads and inaccurate.

remove to platter and tent with foil ~5m

serve with fave sides (<3 asaparagus), eat the fat first if not trimmed because it is the heavenly part of the steak.

always buy bone in unless a filet

so now shut the fuck up if any of you think i don't know how to properly cook a restaurant steak.

the grill is a different flavor and experience. the reverse sear can be done on both cast iron and grill, btw, should you bother to follow the link. grill marks do not matter. you flip as frequently as needed in order to cook EVENLY instead a pretty hash mark with a cool area 1" from a hot area that ruins the steak.

assholes.

[veritas]

so if you know so much, you know that the steak wrapped in bacon was not cooked enough and was too rare and thus too chewy and the wrong consistency in your mouth. no homo.

confirming for you.

[Diode]

so if you know so much, you know that the steak wrapped in bacon was not cooked enough and was too rare and thus too chewy and the wrong consistency in your mouth. no homo.

confirming for you.

wrong. steak was pulled at 130 on the dot and sat for 5 minutes tented and was absolute perfection.

[veritas]

well a picture tells a thousand words.

may I ask you another question sir?

[Diode]

no.

and nik, don't even with this. you don't even have a real smoker. you can grill on charcoal without burning your house down. hi5.

[oats]

+1 diode so far. Continue.

[Split]

LOL smh. does nik even tuck in his rib-eyes before he sings them lullabies & gently cuddles them to sleep?

[Diode]

LOL smh. does nik even tuck in his rib-eyes before he sings them lullabies & gently cuddles them to sleep?

DOUBTFUL.

i teach them tenderness

[Masaii]

that's pushing rare son

I OWN U DIODE, U HEAR ME? MY FEAST FOR TWO SHITS ON YOUR ETHIOPIAN FILETS SON, SIT DOWN AND FILL UP YOUR TUMMY WITH WATER

Are you serious ?

U wrapped steaks in bacon and sat them on a grill for 8 minutes

Now u typing furiously cuz I'm not impressed
Lol

LOL ^

the meat is fucking rare OP wtf are you talking about?? Would neg if wasn't red.

[Meth]

diode hasnt changed i see

[oats]

Those saying the meat is rare - please confirm that you have eaten meat before. Preferably with picture evidence.

[Masaii]

Those saying the meat is rare - please confirm that you have eaten meat before. Preferably with picture evidence.

i can hear the cow mooing from here!

[Witty]

It's not rare tbh.

[Diode]

Those saying the meat is rare - please confirm that you have eaten meat before. Preferably with picture evidence.

[Half Wit It]

The beer is the only thing that looks disgusting about that meal.

[Hush]

Those saying the meat is rare - please confirm that you have eaten meat before. Preferably with picture evidence.

Diode is confirmed close minded
Thought you were smarter than that


Any more less cooked than that is called "blue"

Google it


Niggas with the strongest opinions often look the dumbest when the (BBQ)smoke clears

[oats]

I don't have a strong opinion, other than that it looks dank and medium-rare. I mean, I guess it's more rare than it is well-done, but look at the color of the meat towards the outside of the steak. it's not THAT rare.

[Diode]

I don't have a strong opinion, other than that it looks dank and medium-rare. I mean, I guess it's more rare than it is well-done, but look at the color of the meat towards the outside of the steak. it's not THAT rare.

hush doesn't know what medium rare looks like

hush also refers to grilling as bbq

hush's opinion is invalid

[veritas]

diode...may I ask you a question?

[Hush]

I don't have a strong opinion, other than that it looks dank and medium-rare. I mean, I guess it's more rare than it is well-done, but look at the color of the meat towards the outside of the steak. it's not THAT rare.

And diaode is not THAT much of an asshole


Bro
If I ordered medium rare and they bring me that steak id get it for free


Google steak done-ness or whatever the term is

[Destroyer]

that would be classified as rare
source: I watch master chef

[Hush]

Some niggas just don't know how to be wrong

[Swerve]

Diode tryna die from Listeria.

[Diode]

i am seriously leaned by the people who consider places like mortons or ruths chris to be top steakhouses, confuse bbq and grilling, own a small 22" kettle at best, and live in the city acting like they know the proper temperature of a steak

leaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

[Diode]

https://www.google.com/search?q=medium+rare&safe=off&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=m3zaU9y9A8unyASvj4KYBQ&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=979

even google has it right

[Diode]

these are the same dudes still cooking pork chops and loins to 165 degrees i bet

prob also dont understand how cooking lean meat works either

i bet yall put temp probes in ribs and cook pot roasts to 145 degrees too lol

[Diode]

for the lazy

http://patlafrieda.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/medium_rare.jpg

the top is what rare leans towards. cool, red center. if you can't tell the difference between cool red and warm pink, leave thread.

[Destroyer]

quad post
diode = mad

[veritas]

Diode may i please ask you a question?

[Diode]

no.

[veritas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9x8iDXKHG4

[Destroyer]

I never said the shit was rare
'pushing rare' is what I said
I stand by it

[veritas]

this wigger diode was sitting there chewing each bite like 50x talking bout "screw those guys!"

[Diode]

i'd eaten it already.

unlike most ncs clwons i dont rush to ncs right away to post everything in my life.

[Fig]

ill take some extra well done skirt steak at the park barbecue please

[Diode]

further, we were a little old for pokemon, weren't we veritas?

[veritas]

i'd eaten it already.

unlike most ncs clwons i dont rush to ncs right away to post everything in my life.

translation:

I HAD ALREADY EATEN IT, UNLIKE MOST OF NC'S WHO IS JUST LIKE ME WHICH MAKES ME A CLOWN FOR THINKING DIFFERENLTY, I POST EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE IN SECTIONS BEFORE I PARTICIPATE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LIKE ME'S APPROVAL.

[veritas]

further, we were a little old for pokemon, weren't we veritas?

MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAA.....

YOUR QUADPOST OF FRAIL ANGER WAS LIKE PSYDUCK RETURNING TO HIS POKEBALL.

F YOUR COUCH.

[Hush]

i'd eaten it already.

unlike most ncs clwons i dont rush to ncs right away to post everything in my life.

Ironically to a passer by u would seem the worst offender

[Diode]

Ironically to a passer by u would seem the worst offender

good thing we don't get passers by here.

[veritas]

Ironically to a passer by u would seem the worst offender

THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS to thread

[uh-oh]

you dudes aint fucking with my steak game

AYO

12 INCH CAST IRON I GOT FROM FAMILY DOLLAR AND DIDNT SEASON RIGHT. WASHED IN SOAPY WATER, RINSED AND SET ON FIRE ON MY STOVE UNTIL DRY TO PREVENT RUST, AFTER EVERY USE

8 DOLLAR STRIP STEAKS FROM GIANT EAGLE

SALT.
PEPPER.

GET THE PAN HOT.

TURN MY ELECTRIC STOVETOP DOWN TO 6ISH CLOSER TO 7

WALK AWAY FROM IT AND LISTEN TO HOW IT SIZZLES FROM MY BEDROOM

WHEN IT RELEASES ITSELF FROM THE PAN IT SIZZLES DIFFERENT.

GET UP.

FLIP STEAK.

LEAVE IT AGAIN.

AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE SOUND WILL LET ME KNOW ITS ALL GOOD

TAKE OFF, SET ON PLATE.

SALT PROFUSELY

EAT ON PLATE BY ITS LONESOME.

SAVE PLATE JUICE FOR BAKED POTATO WHICH I SMASH WITH A FORK IN A BUTTER SALT AND STEAK JUICE MIX

IM OUT HERE FUCK YOUR GRILL AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT WOMAN METHODS

[oats]

lol@6 closer to 7


you're a man among boys

[big baby]

just saw a fucka porno where step son bang step mmumma while she is stuck opretty kewl would recommend 10/10

[Strikta]

you dudes aint fucking with my steak game

AYO

12 INCH CAST IRON I GOT FROM FAMILY DOLLAR AND DIDNT SEASON RIGHT. WASHED IN SOAPY WATER, RINSED AND SET ON FIRE ON MY STOVE UNTIL DRY TO PREVENT RUST, AFTER EVERY USE

8 DOLLAR STRIP STEAKS FROM GIANT EAGLE

SALT.
PEPPER.

GET THE PAN HOT.

TURN MY ELECTRIC STOVETOP DOWN TO 6ISH CLOSER TO 7

WALK AWAY FROM IT AND LISTEN TO HOW IT SIZZLES FROM MY BEDROOM

WHEN IT RELEASES ITSELF FROM THE PAN IT SIZZLES DIFFERENT.

GET UP.

FLIP STEAK.

LEAVE IT AGAIN.

AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE SOUND WILL LET ME KNOW ITS ALL GOOD

TAKE OFF, SET ON PLATE.

SALT PROFUSELY

EAT ON PLATE BY ITS LONESOME.

SAVE PLATE JUICE FOR BAKED POTATO WHICH I SMASH WITH A FORK IN A BUTTER SALT AND STEAK JUICE MIX

IM OUT HERE FUCK YOUR GRILL AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT WOMAN METHODS

Lol

Word at that plate juice.

[e11even]

you dudes aint fucking with my steak game

AYO

12 INCH CAST IRON I GOT FROM FAMILY DOLLAR AND DIDNT SEASON RIGHT. WASHED IN SOAPY WATER, RINSED AND SET ON FIRE ON MY STOVE UNTIL DRY TO PREVENT RUST, AFTER EVERY USE

8 DOLLAR STRIP STEAKS FROM GIANT EAGLE

SALT.
PEPPER.

GET THE PAN HOT.

TURN MY ELECTRIC STOVETOP DOWN TO 6ISH CLOSER TO 7

WALK AWAY FROM IT AND LISTEN TO HOW IT SIZZLES FROM MY BEDROOM

WHEN IT RELEASES ITSELF FROM THE PAN IT SIZZLES DIFFERENT.

GET UP.

FLIP STEAK.

LEAVE IT AGAIN.

AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE SOUND WILL LET ME KNOW ITS ALL GOOD

TAKE OFF, SET ON PLATE.

SALT PROFUSELY

EAT ON PLATE BY ITS LONESOME.

SAVE PLATE JUICE FOR BAKED POTATO WHICH I SMASH WITH A FORK IN A BUTTER SALT AND STEAK JUICE MIX

IM OUT HERE FUCK YOUR GRILL AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT WOMAN METHODS


tears. thats how i fucking cook everything lmao.

[anime_boners]

you dudes aint fucking with my steak game

AYO

12 INCH CAST IRON I GOT FROM FAMILY DOLLAR AND DIDNT SEASON RIGHT. WASHED IN SOAPY WATER, RINSED AND SET ON FIRE ON MY STOVE UNTIL DRY TO PREVENT RUST, AFTER EVERY USE

8 DOLLAR STRIP STEAKS FROM GIANT EAGLE

SALT.
PEPPER.

GET THE PAN HOT.

TURN MY ELECTRIC STOVETOP DOWN TO 6ISH CLOSER TO 7

WALK AWAY FROM IT AND LISTEN TO HOW IT SIZZLES FROM MY BEDROOM

WHEN IT RELEASES ITSELF FROM THE PAN IT SIZZLES DIFFERENT.

GET UP.

FLIP STEAK.

LEAVE IT AGAIN.

AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE SOUND WILL LET ME KNOW ITS ALL GOOD

TAKE OFF, SET ON PLATE.

SALT PROFUSELY

EAT ON PLATE BY ITS LONESOME.

SAVE PLATE JUICE FOR BAKED POTATO WHICH I SMASH WITH A FORK IN A BUTTER SALT AND STEAK JUICE MIX

IM OUT HERE FUCK YOUR GRILL AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT WOMAN METHODS

the gawd

[NYCSPITZ]

i'd eat it

[Fart]

Lol at this weak excuse for a meal. Avg grill game at best

[Diode]

Lol at this weak excuse for a meal. Avg grill game at best

you are carrying your worst boarder of the month trophy into august, i see

[PancakeBrah]

i'd eat it

Cormac McCarthy owns your soul and you're a charlatan for copying and pasting wikipedia-found criticisms against him you savage fruit.

[NYCSPITZ]

lol the problem here is you can't think for yourself. You're a low self esteem unathletic weightlifting fagboy who probably acts very meekly in real life. McCarthy has cool wording but is he prize winning worthy? Is he on the same level as twai, dostoyevsky and hemingway? KYS asap or sooner idiot

[Fart]

you are carrying your worst boarder of the month trophy into august, i see

probably. but you still fucking suck @ cooking.

[veritas]

Lol bruh you lifted your criticism from wikipedia and saying I can't think for myself

Ayyy lmao nigga WEAK

solid retort.

[Diode]

probably. but you still fucking suck @ cooking.

you're adorable.

tell me how you saw this thread with all the gay porn spyware on your computer though?

[veritas]

you're adorable.

tell me how you saw this thread with all the gay porn spyware on your computer though?

diode...may I ask you a question today?

[NYCSPITZ]

Na it was a small book published recently which included lots of wack overdone imagery by Mac in the crossing ie dramatizing taco eating scene for no reason and unrealistically

[NYCSPITZ]

I have the best library here but doesn't surprise me u think I Wikipedia it bc u live online

[veritas]

I have the best library here but doesn't surprise me u think I Wikipedia it bc u live online

not sure about that baby girl.

[veritas]

http://i.imgur.com/yELz8sz.jpg

[Friend Zone Fred Zim]

Did that bc couldn't find book and wanted to expand minds beyond adulation to a critical faculty. So guess ur assumptions r incorrect once again young Padawan

[Friend Zone Fred Zim]

If he was on an online community he'd most likely be the best writer there but historically he's a second tier novelist behind truly great writers. Dudes give him awards like he's goat, make movies off his shit like he's goat. Untrue.

[Friend Zone Fred Zim]

The road was ill tho

[Ghost1]

Tripple post. Strong faggoting. Dumbkedorf prop17 failias. RB is currently down.

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Unfunny fagit i pray cancer on ur loved ones.

[Diode]

Tripple post. Strong faggoting. Dumbkedorf prop17 failias. RB is currently down.

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Unfunny fagit i pray cancer on ur loved ones.

that was nycspitz fyi not rb failias

[Ghost1]

3 checks stand

[Pent uP]

you are honestly a retarded person

do you live with joe metts

be srs with me huth

you go ahead and buy yourself some filets and some bacon and cook them perfectly to a medium rare with 5* sear while not burning the bacon nor undercooking it

go ahead ill wait

and if you are questioning my abilities, see my bbq threads re: ribs, pulled pork, brisket, beer can chicken, etc.

I did beer butt cornish game hens the other day. I have a pic of them looking like they're going to fight. lol

Food looks bomb diggity though.

[veritas]

Diode...may I ask you a question bro?

[Alpha Male Jim Sanchez]

Tripple post. Strong faggoting. Dumbkedorf prop17 failias. RB is currently down.

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Unfunny fagit i pray cancer on ur loved ones.

You're familiar with the fact that bullying tendencies correlate DIRECTLY with weaknesses in character and courage, right? Every single time, meaning your true nature is bitch made yet you try to act manly and it's j fucking sad bro. I can already foresee any and all lame retorts u will have to this comment. As a fellow human I encourage you to work on your character because if you are anything like this in real life, anybody with three marbles in his or her mind will sense your duplicity. Get your fucking shit together.

[veritas]

You're familiar with the fact that bullying tendencies correlate DIRECTLY with weaknesses in character and courage, right? Every single time, meaning your true nature is bitch made yet you try to act manly and it's j fucking sad bro. I can already foresee any and all lame retorts u will have to this comment. As a fellow human I encourage you to work on your character because if you are anything like this in real life, anybody with three marbles in his or her mind will sense your duplicity. Get your fucking shit together.

Solid retort.