Germany fucked me up (ask me anything ITT) (split is a douchecanoe)

[Split]

I've drank four beers in the last forty minutes. I am stone cold sober. I'm trying to write for this ALIAS TOPICAL but fuckin ell m8


EDIT: i also can't get high off of a bowl pack anymore b/c hash -_-

[Split]

pls respond


EDIT: pls respond

[Split]

did u get my last msg bb?


EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsuWAlQgbVc

EDIT: i put an s so u'd have to click thru

EDIT: thots on my avy? thots at my addy. thots from my addies are probably crashing. into highway dividers with median gravestones. i listen to music and believe i can change, though. secretly can't change, broke. camp previously plain prose. now i'm a poet. my text games on point tho this love is a bitch tho loving is bliss. always on the border of gone full NC and awfully overbearing. Nessy's is obviously a stone to carry. check the lime green and wish you didnt. LOL IM RELATABLE VOTE FOR ME IN THE TOURNEY

[big baby]

nah, i havent received nada from u irregardless

[big baby]

split im worried call me and confirm u are okay i will be expecting a call within 10 minutes if i dont get anything i will start to call around for you.

Thx

[Split]

I cancelled my phone service and bought a bushel of carrier pigeons. Can't.

[veritas]

I know some people like to say "Both sides are just as bad" but I've never seen Democrats take so many contradictory positions at the same time while simultaneously attacking someone else for not doing what they wanted.

a stoopid said that.

[Pent uP]

1st) I read douchecanoe as deutschecanoe

2nd)Isn't "gurke' the funniest sounding german word?

[Fig]

EDIT: i also can't get high off of a bowl pack anymore b/c hash -_-

start smokin hash keif sandwiches and find yourself

wash it down with a dab for full effect