whats your best pick up line?

[jilti]

mine is..

Excuse me, u dropped something. (She looks around herself) then i say "my jaw".


Works everytime. Great icebreaker

[Doug Funny]

I say hi

[PancakeBrah]

"I'm PancakeBrah from Netcees"

[Vulgar]

"I wish you'd swallow my seed, because there's something so natural about you."

[StarFaggot]

I hand her my phone & tell her to put her # in it.

[uh-oh]

yo can i get a ride tho???

[jilti]

Lol i was at WonderCon a couple years ago and this beautiful young lady was dressed as Kitana from Mortal Kombat. I asked her who she was, she said Kitana.. so i said "get over here!". She was like thats so cute

[big baby]

this gun has one ubllet in it, we can play russian roullete or i can kill u have sex with me plz

[StarFaggot]

I ask her if she's got raisins, she'll say no. Then I'll ask for her name & number.

[Immolate]

I ask her if she's got raisins, she'll say no. Then I'll ask for her name & number.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bLox94zlFc

[uh-oh]

"how much you pay for rent tho"

[Blue Bayou]

yo can i get a ride tho???

Lmao

[Blas]

this gun has one ubllet in it, we can play russian roullete or i can kill u have sex with me plz

this was an absolutely incredible post

[Suthaveli]

this was an absolutely incredible post

Curious on how many guys that line wrk on for him tho.

[White LGI]

Here's 25 bucks...you get the other 15 after I nut

[Immolate]

na but really what i do is stroll up, make sure my eyebrow game is on, lick my lips and i say "don't make me turn this rape into a murder"

[Exis]

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

[Exis]

Or, Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for...

[Ghost1]

if I can make a dog cum I can make u cum, fella

[Geno]

"Wuddup mah, can i hit that raw?"

-geno

[Destroyer]

“Put a date on it”

[DMS]

I love the alphabet, you know, BCEFGHIJKLMNOPSVWXYZ

Wait, I forgot U R A Q T and to give you the D.

[Witty]

Will you hold my drink while I go take a shit?

If she says yes, she's a keeper.

[DMS]

Will you hold my drink while I go take a shit?

If she says yes, she's a keeper.

Not sure this will actually get her to go out with you tho, so not a pickup line.

[Answer]

sup sierra dat ass titan shit, get ur nissan the floor
u can't dodge this G emcee, i'll ram u in the bed, what u afford?

my best line about pick ups

[DMS]

sup sierra dat ass titan shit, get ur nissan the floor
u can't dodge this G emcee, i'll ram u in the bed, what u afford?

my best line about pick ups

Fuck you and everything you sit for

[Aero]

na but really what i do is stroll up, make sure my eyebrow game is on, lick my lips and i say "don't make me turn this rape into a murder"

LMAO yo that’s pretty effective

[zelti]

this gun has one ubllet in it, we can play russian roullete or i can kill u have sex with me plz

Lmao

[Flow]

I just throw spunk at them and beat my chest whilst screaming until they get the hint I have taken them for my own

[Blas]

put a date on it & aero claiming its effective have me in tears, good thread revival

[Exis]

if I can make a dog cum I can make u cum, fella

Lol this clown...

[Miss Netcees]

I'm too beautiful for you smash

[Blas]

I'm too beautiful for you smash

this gun has one bullet in it, we can play russian roullete or i can kill u have sex with me plz

[Big Bolo]

"My dicks 8 inches" it's worked twice was fat bitches...pussy was tight though...

[Geno]

I aint never had a dime..
But i fucked five 2s in one night tho


Im lying bout the dime. Not the 2s tho. G shit

[Ghost1]

“Put a date on it”

lmaooooo

[DMS]

sup sierra dat ass titan shit, get ur nissan the floor
u can't dodge this G emcee, i'll ram u in the bed, what u afford?

my best line about pick ups

I hope that bitch has allot of gas.

[big baby]

exis stfu u stoop fucka retard OH IS UR MAME GOOGLE CUS stfu lmfaoo googling ideas for post STFU U IDIYPTE fucking dog rapist cum drink canine. bet u fucks couldn't w8 for jake from twilight to turn into wolf lmao lick screen when six pack shows fucks freak idiypte frootc^ stfu

[zelti]

So gone