Quarter Final Discussion and Predictions

[Adonis]

http://i.imgur.com/YZ7VWnt.gif


For predictions... ^^

[Adonis]

While searching for topics I found the best soundbite ever....


http://www.joblo.com/audiofiles1/simple1.wav

[gaseous snake]

Give me my topic you hate voting cunt swab.

[Adonis]

Give me my topic you hate voting cunt swab.

Was not a hate vote. I was told by certain to re-read your verse and I will for mag. But from the first read, which is all I had time for during voting, I did not enjoy

[gaseous snake]

You are such a tart.

[Adonis]

Mag will be up by Wednesday this time if not tomorrow


Who wants to be interviewed?


PM me if yes. Possibly two of you bitches

[wolfdick]

Sorry for such a weak showing guys. Had a lot of personal wolf only business to attend to and after seeing snakes verse I knew I didn't have the time to put in to beat it so I hoped a different style would atleast put on a good show

[Certain]

I preferred when the magazine was all about me, even though I wasn't participating in this tournament.

[gaseous snake]

interview me

[Adonis]

interview me

incoming tonight, but later tonight. not now pedo bear

[Template]

I think gas snake will win but adonis hate votes him into a loss
Seymour butts will win but gas snake will take out his frustration and hate vote him to a loss.
Purple puke won't check in and then DQ himself for not checking in since it caused piiz to no show

[Certain]

Is a gaseous snake a snake made of gas or a snake full of gas?

[King Ra.]

Nice job Adonis. Interesting topics.

[Adonis]

Nice job Adonis. Interesting topics.

Kinda regret it. But I been sitting on this idea for ages now and just never had shaft to go balls deep. Now that I get to create topics with out participating why not?


hahah. I keed, this was the plan before last weeks.

[Richard Schwartz]

What's the sitch on a mag?

[Adonis]

What's the sitch on a mag?

I was able to complete like 3/4's of it

Tomorrow after work I just need to add a few more tid bits and lay it out. So tomorrow around 6-7 west coast sounds about right depending on if I don't stay late to work and shit

[Template]

Richard Schwartz wanna collab? I'm thinking the topic could be:

"Did you ever notice how in the bible, when God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an Angel?...Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence praising your God, but one wing always dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?"

just pm me your lines and I go off it kthxbye

[Richard Schwartz]

Yo Template that's entrapment, yo.

Dis guy technically no-showed in the 1st rd, I call for disqualification for me to move on, cool.

[Adonis]

Yo Template that's entrapment, yo.

Dis guy technically no-showed in the 1st rd, I call for disqualification for me to move on, cool.

WTF??

he was one of the 4 people given a random bye week


Template or Richard

Interview???

gaseous snake is lagging it

[gaseous snake]

I sent you answers fuckdick

[Friend Zone Fred Zim]

WHERE DA MAG THO GAS SENT HIS SHIT B

[Adonis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idA2cvlshaQ

[Adonis]

WHERE DA MAG THO GAS SENT HIS SHIT B

Do you know I can literally befriend any person in this world at a moments notice. My persona is so natural and loveable that even when I rape you, you will come out filling sorry for me not lasting longer


These are just a few facts about life, deal with it

[Adonis]

I sent you answers fuckdick

I can beat Metal Gear Solid, original on 64 yeah? with solid and liquid, IN ONE SITTING


I did it on multiple occasions just to prove people wrong. I had no saving capabilities so would just beat at will and mastered that shit, and would even get the achievements and try again but shortly became bored.

[Adonis]

I was able to complete like 3/4's of it

Tomorrow after work I just need to add a few more tid bits and lay it out. So tomorrow around 6-7 west coast sounds about right depending on if I don't stay late to work and shit



Richard Schwartz

Right on schedule

Mag's ago

[big baby]

If you need votes on any battles just @ me I'll try to pretend I read them and vote for whoever anybody is voting for.

nah but seriously










ill vote 4 the other guy





jk ill vote honestly. just @ me.

[Adonis]

If you need votes on any battles just @ me I'll try to pretend I read them and vote for whoever anybody is voting for.

nah but seriously










ill vote 4 the other guy





jk ill vote honestly. just @ me.




Your other post made of "I'll murder that guy" made it seem like you are involved. So unless you aren't, (you can PM answer if you prefer) I can not @ you on the grounds you would have two votes



and for the record I know who One remaining member is, Maybe two. And I don't even know who they are, they told me via PM a month ago and I'm too lazy to look it up

[Piiz]

Theres a chance I'll noshow. tonight was my block to write and despite my best intentions I have yet to write a word

[Purple Puke]

Theres a chance I'll noshow. tonight was my block to write and despite my best intentions I have yet to write a word


In that case ill be keeping my verse to 10 lines so it should be easier for you to match it

[Template]

In that case ill be keeping my verse to 10 lines so it should be easier for you to match it

DON'T DO IT, IT'S A TRAP!

[sral]

Mag will be up by Wednesday this time if not tomorrow


Who wants to be interviewed?


PM me if yes. Possibly two of you bitches

I'D LIKE TO BE INTERVIEWED TO TELL YOU HOW WACK AS FUCK THE TOPICS ARE THIS ROUND AND WHAT A SHIT JOB YOU'RE DOING AS MOD

HIT ME UP IF YOU WANNA HEAR MORE

[Adonis]

I'D LIKE TO BE INTERVIEWED TO TELL YOU HOW WACK AS FUCK THE TOPICS ARE THIS ROUND AND WHAT A SHIT JOB YOU'RE DOING AS MOD

HIT ME UP IF YOU WANNA HEAR MORE

Sounds like fun lars. Let me know when you learn to not be a trolling faggot

1 Adonis
0 lars

[Template]

I like adonis he does good mod job but religious leaning topics no bueno #justsayin @justsayin +justsayin

[Richard Schwartz]

I like adonis he does good mod job but religious leaning topics no bueno #justsayin @justsayin +justsayin

Sounds like you need to get Jesus in your life, Skip

[Certain]

Template vs. Richard Schwartz is the most anticipated battle in this site's history.

[Siu Mi]

Can someone let smirnoff know that I put my poem up? Thank you ^.^

[Seymour BUTTS]

J deleted one superfluous a in The lást líne.

[Seymour BUTTS]

big baby

Vive me a linimento and i William return The Federer later

[Purple Puke]

If Piiz shows up, I lose, fact lol i aint bothered tho because he signed in.

[Richard Schwartz]

I ain't no showin Template.. i might be drunk but I'm in here, Slick

[Piiz]

How long do I have? @everyone

[Certain]

How long do I have? @everyone

Twenty minutes.

[Piiz]

lol. if i just start writing now could i have a bit of leeway with the 20 minutes?

[Certain]

lol. if i just start writing now could i have a bit of leeway with the 20 minutes?

Purple Puke only wrote 10 lines.

[Piiz]

I have 6 done now

[Richard Schwartz]

I have 6 done now

Thanks for the status update, Charlie

[Piiz]

Thanks for the status update, Charlie

BREAKING NEWS I just posted a verse. How do you like them apples you slippery platapuss faggot

[Template]

Dhfkgjskdkfjs

[Siu Mi]

When was the actual deadline? I could have put more into my poem and have you guys seymour amazing wordplay against the king of Butts but I guess it's all done now. Ah well hehe ^.^

[King Ra.]

Good showing by all. Will be voting tomorrow.

[Adonis]

Good showing by all. Will be voting tomorrow.



What's good with the MAG

How we going about it this week? I'm free tomorrow and today, currently in rehab for drunken night in which the cops put me down but let me go cause I'm swell


Holler

[Certain]

I'm going to vote on every battle, either tonight or tomorrow.

And unlike with everyone else who says that, you know I'll do it.

[Seymour BUTTS]

Man the Christian topics r like the worst ever tho imma have to consign on that

[Seymour BUTTS]

Adonis pm me interview qs and I'll reply lickety split

[King Ra.]

Adonis idk yet. Maybe I can carry the bulk of it this week since you handled this current one. If you can do an interview, review the one no show piece that'd be cool. I'll add the other stuff.

[Adonis]

Adonis pm me interview qs and I'll reply lickety split



Sent.

King Ra. I'll break the no show down and will try and add something else cause I do have actual free time today.

[Adonis]

SlutMachine Siu Mi Richard Schwartz gaseous snake Purple Puke Piiz Template


Get them votes in. 9hour warning

[King Ra.]

Word, son.

[Adonis]

big baby Split Zenland

Lil help?

[Richard Schwartz]

Get them votes in. 9hour warning
Getting on it now, Squirt. I fell asleep on a park bench while I was out feeding the ducks again.

[Certain]

Adonis, I closed Seymour BUTTS vs. Siu Mi so the other battles would get more attention.

[Template]

Mods you can close our battle. The people have spoken. I think it was an interesting battle because it showed what people value in a topical verse. On one hand you had an obviously incomplete verse, on the other an obviously off-topic verse. In the end, it is better to be off topic and complete than on topic and incomplete. Next time we meet, Richard, hopefully it will be with better showings from both of us.

[Certain]

Mods you can close our battle. The people have spoken. I think it was an interesting battle because it showed what people value in a topical verse. On one hand you had an obviously incomplete verse, on the other an obviously off-topic verse. In the end, it is better to be off topic and complete than on topic and incomplete. Next time we meet, Richard, hopefully it will be with better showings from both of us.

Looks like Siu Mi is about to vote. Also the deadline is in 27 minutes.

[Siu Mi]

I wanted schwartzenhigger and temple run to have a better fight :( maybe next time?

[Template]

Lol my verse was about Hells Angels on meth earning their red wings (eating a chick out on her period). It was unfinished though so I can understand the confusion.

[Certain]

I wanted schwartzenhigger and temple run to have a better fight :( maybe next time?

I'm scared this is your real personality.

srs

[Richard Schwartz]

The theme of the week was movies and I wrote about movies. Not off-topic, George.

And as we talked about, my verse was also incomplete... There are other things I wanted to touch on in that verse but it was Friday night and I got wasted instead, thus forcing myself to post only what I had written to that point.

But I believe your point is we both could've been better and that's true. Sorry pals!

[Template]

The theme of the week was movies and I wrote about movies. Not off-topic, George.

And as we talked about, my verse was also incomplete... There are other things I wanted to touch on in that verse but it was Friday night and I got wasted instead, thus forcing myself to post only what I had written to that point.

But I believe your point is we both could've been better and that's true. Sorry pals!

wtf it was movies? I thought it was the quote. I would've gone wild on the Jurassic Park angle had I known the quote was irrelevant. obv wasn't paying much attention

I wrote that shit in a fuckin packed costco lol, should've picked another time to go. WHAT CAN YOU DO.

anyway good match, annoyed I couldn't finish my epic tale of earning your red wings to become a man while high on meth. Schwartz vs. Butts final is obv at this point