George Zimmerman Wins Florida State Lottery

[Pyro]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/george-zimmerman-wins-florida-state-lottery,33139/

http://inagist.com/all/357207257404022785/?utm_source=inagist&utm_medium=rss

whats this........? Believable or nah?

[Sharp]

have you ever read the onion before?

[Pyro]

have you ever read the onion before?

na..

[Sharp]

in that case it must be true, the onion is one of america's most reputable news sources

[dead man]

there is not a face palm in existence of the magnitude this thread deserves. die.

[Pyro]

shit,......

[ill nik-A]

Smh

[Pyro]

there is not a face palm in existence of the magnitude this thread deserves. die.

easy..... don't enter

[Mike Wrecka]

immediately remove any trace of the New York Knicks from your existence thank you

[Pyro]

immediately remove any trace of the New York Knicks from your existence thank you

son.... shut up... XD

[Split]

Wow that's super crazy cuz

Hear they found a squirrel carcass on Mars?

[Mike Wrecka]

cool signature btw. doesn't make you seem gay at all

[Pyro]

horrible

[Sharp]

yo did you guys hear newt gingrich wrote all the harry potter books?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/jk-rowling-revealed-to-be-pseudonym-for-newt-gingr,33122/

[Lecture]

Its been all over the news, Martins parents are going ape shit.

[Boredom]

smfh @ this thread... kys

[Chyeahhh!!!]

dude this is reach. Thats coming from me so you know you flucked up pretty bad

[Fig]

Nooooooo!

[Ghost1]

Ur doing well on this site so far.

Post MOAR

[Void]

lol

Quality thread.

[Pyro]

Ur doing well on this site so far.

Post MOAR

lmao!!

[Void]

Your sig matches your name. That's cute. Wish I could have seen your face when you thought how cool that was.

[Pyro]

^sig worthy...... But a blank stare.. :|

[Void]

Keep those emotional cart wheels internalized. I understand. Smiles and cries, Ethan.

[Pyro]

you got the idea....

[Hush]

Ok now I'm convinced this dude is just lonely

[SiK]

cool signature btw. doesn't make you seem gay at all

I died

[KZVR]

Pyro

how old are you?

[Ronic]

lmfao @ this shit... onion movie was aight tho cockpuncher made me lose my shit lmao

[...the Nagger]

pyro, theonion is a joke site.

all they make is jokes based off events that happen irl

[Pyro]

ah... never heard of it so i wouldn't know lol @ the reactions though.. i love'em

[anime_boners]

in that case it must be true, the onion is one of america's most reputable news sources

hahahahahahahahhaha