So I'm at this party..

[Fig]

2 days ago. Yes on a Monday night. We wildin out here.

Anyways, this lesbian chick is smaaaashed, and she's butt naked at this point trying to play BP, with hella people recording her.

So the dude that owns the house pulls her in the back, you know, basically about to rape her, and I'm like ah hell naw

Now at this point I'm on molly, vicodin, little alcohol, and of course weed, so I'm like, in no real state to be saving lesbos from potential rapists, but I carry on

I'm like, hey nigga, Brooke here is a dyke. And drunk. Stahp.
Dude just stares at me while she's limp in the hallway and is tryna tell me this is his house and to mind my own business and blah blah blah so I go LISTEN FUCKER, YOU'RE WEIRD TRYNA RAPE THIS WHITE GIRL. LEAVA ALONE

my friends pop up with the chicks shirt, we hand her over to her friends, and dip. Dude didn't even try to fight. He just went on partying.

The next day, yesterday, dude throws another party, and guess who was there? Brooke

WELL TOUGH LUCK BITCH, I HOPE YOU GET DICK TONIGHT YA DUMB HOE

[Meth]

Good job.

[StarFaggot]

Good work Fig. You potentially saved his life as well. I don't like sloppy drunks and if they're aggressively on me the most I'll let them do is touch it a couple times then I smack their hand away.


What

[Fig]

I agree. You can feel her boobs. I believe a couple honks is the legal limit.

[Diode]

mah figga

cpt save a ho

dap.

[Witty]

I'm proud of you fig.

Ppl are assholes.

[BROKE LESNAR]

Cockblocker.

[Fig]

I can't deny it though, that bitch was sexy, and that molly had me goin aaaarrrggghhhhhh lightly biting my knuckle

But rape is gay

[DLB]

it obv wasnt rape if brooke went back the next day tho

[Fig]

it obv wasnt rape if brooke went back the next day tho

If you would've been present, there would be no doubt, it was attempted rape.

Brooke is a dumb hoe though who prolly didn't deserve the save since she went back. She says she doesn't remember it, SO IT'S NOT REAL TO HER

[Witty]

Brooke will have a minimum of 2 kids by the time she is 24.

[PancakeBrah]

Fig dun good.

[anime_boners]

it obv wasnt rape if brooke went back the next day tho

please don't tell me you believe this


(though I can't deny how fuckin stupid it is of her to go back)


@fig, ya dun good thing yuong man

[Greed]

Yes means yes

[Wise Wiggles]

fuck is the big deal about rape anyway?

[StarFaggot]

fuck is the big deal about rape anyway?

It's like excuse me for forcibly giving you pleasure. If I forcibly gave you $100 you wouldn't complain.

[Fig]

It's like excuse me for forcibly giving you pleasure. If I forcibly gave you $100 you wouldn't complain.

Damn

Straight up, I've never thought about it that way

I shouldn't have tapped that guy out, I should've been his tag team partner. That like, $200

[DLB]

please don't tell me you believe this


(though I can't deny how fuckin stupid it is of her to go back)


@fig, ya dun good thing yuong man

if she went back to another party by that dude, it ain't rape. she trying to get fucked or she a hoe

that "rape attempt" would've been dismissed in court if all she said was " I went back the next day". i know party girls, like straight wannabe EDM loving sloot party chicks who say they got raped, one sounded legit. she got raped by a chick, stopped partying and all that. women say all kinds of shit but actions show more bro

[Witty]

Yeah it's still rape.

[anime_boners]

if she went back to another party by that dude, it ain't rape. she trying to get fucked or she a hoe

that "rape attempt" would've been dismissed in court if all she said was " I went back the next day". i know party girls, like straight wannabe EDM loving sloot party chicks who say they got raped, one sounded legit. she got raped by a chick, stopped partying and all that. women say all kinds of shit but actions show more bro

going back the next day makes her really foolish, naive, etc

but it would still be rape regardless

[DLB]

nah

she could've consented to some weird shit like that, but who cares? fig saved the day and that's all

[Certain]

Good work Fig. You potentially saved his life as well. I don't like sloppy drunks and if they're aggressively on me the most I'll let them do is touch it a couple times then I smack their hand away.


What

http://i.imgur.com/baCBrhQ.jpg

[Hush]

Really
Lol
Really?

And he gets a pat on the back



Wish I could neg all y'all

[Diode]

http://i.imgur.com/baCBrhQ.jpg

is that a dude

[StarFaggot]

She's the truth. If I get an IG I'll fly her out.

[El Muffin]

not that attractive

but that ass doe