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veritas
07-17-2013, 10:14 PM
I want to offer you an olive branch. I will buy you a plane ticket and you can come to my hometown and we can hang. I will pay for your expenses. What say you?

Ghost1
07-17-2013, 10:15 PM
LOL.

Ur moving to fast for me.

veritas
07-17-2013, 10:24 PM
This is why we can't have nice things.

I will pay. Come spend a few days with my family.

Vulgar
07-17-2013, 10:26 PM
This is the opportunity of a lifetime. Bags

veritas
07-17-2013, 10:28 PM
My wife was cool with it.....


...unitl I let it leak that I was going to kill you in the woods....

...then she said no.

Would you have been down though?

Ghost1
07-17-2013, 10:35 PM
Leaned.

veritas
07-17-2013, 10:38 PM
Look...I could prolly convince her I was just joking, but she does know of what a foul person you are. I am going to tell her that you have changed and you are trustworthy, fair enough?

How is your work schedule like? are you able to get off>?

whatchu think?

Strikta
07-17-2013, 10:38 PM
I'll go.

Just Western Union the cost of the plane ticket & I'll take care of the rest.

PancakeBrah
07-17-2013, 10:39 PM
lol @ Veritas having conversations about Bags with his wife.

veritas
07-17-2013, 10:40 PM
My wife laughed her ass off at our video battle debacle. She said and I qoute: "he sounds weird?"

deaddddxxxxx.

Strikta
07-17-2013, 10:40 PM
V, what does ur wife look like?

veritas
07-17-2013, 10:41 PM
I'll go.

Just Western Union the cost of the plane ticket & I'll take care of the rest.


I dont trust you. I think you would try to rob me, and I don't think all the drugs you have done and the roughness of your life would make your flesh taste as good as Anthonys....

damn..forget i said that.

you really want to come kick it>?

Allen Knight
07-17-2013, 10:41 PM
lmaoo

veritas
07-17-2013, 10:42 PM
V, what does ur wife look like?

a country queen dude. that is all I will divulge. You will meet her, she is great. Thimk about it...she is VERITAS wife lol.

but I am not really like this in real life either.

Ghost1
07-17-2013, 10:46 PM
So.....lol

I should.check my work schedule to come "kick it" in deliverance with u an ur wife......then u will murder me in the woods.....and judging from ur other post ultimately eat me......

Ill have to see how much annual time i have avail......

Meth
07-17-2013, 10:47 PM
I can't imagine what V acts like off netcees, tbh.

veritas
07-17-2013, 10:48 PM
dude I was just joking....I would never eat you. I live in the suburbs....but the woods are about 15 min drive.

What would you want to do when we kicked it buddy?

PancakeBrah
07-17-2013, 10:48 PM
prob real mild mannered. people watcher n shit

veritas
07-17-2013, 10:49 PM
I can't imagine what V acts like off netcees, tbh.

this ought to mind fuck you prettty good...

I am a director of an entire unit of a state hospital...plus I moonlight as an on call assessor and admissioner.

I also preach when called upon.


I am also a husband and father...

veritas
07-17-2013, 10:50 PM
prob real mild mannered. people watcher n shit


I am a literal alpha. I speak when needed and people listen. I listen and deduce.

PancakeBrah
07-17-2013, 10:51 PM
Good job man.

Ghost1
07-17-2013, 10:51 PM
We.could run train on ur wife i guess?

Thatd be neat!

Strikta
07-17-2013, 10:54 PM
lolol

veritas
07-17-2013, 10:55 PM
We.could run train on ur wife i guess?

Thatd be neat!

see I knew you would say some fucked up shit like that smh, why cant you be serious.

Anyway, she don't need you. I do fine. You could watch us make love if you would like though? You could fap into a wad of toilet tissue in the master bedrooms bathroom?

you could hold the lube? icci....

but naw we aint swingers cuz.

is your baby momma a swinger and drug addict as well?

IGotzJockaZ
07-17-2013, 10:55 PM
O J

Ghost1
07-17-2013, 10:58 PM
U asked?

I mean...


We should go to church then?

And u will give us a sermon and.then baptise me in the.blood of christ?

IGotzJockaZ
07-17-2013, 10:59 PM
Baptism... In wine?

Lush.

Mimosa!

veritas
07-17-2013, 11:00 PM
Dude.....yeah I asked, if that is what you wanted to do? I aint jealous, I mean I know simply from our online personas that my cock is bigger than yours, so what I got to worry about?

Anyway, I tell you what....give me your address and I will mail you a message I just preached. You aint ready though.

what do you say? I will add the painting also?

Ghost1
07-17-2013, 11:01 PM
Lmfao. The painting again?

veritas
07-17-2013, 11:02 PM
I am just trying to connect Anthony. I want us to have nice things.

I want you to trust me. I wont hurt you man. I actually like you. you have done well under the cruel tutelage of pie mei (aka Veritas, you Uma)

Ghost1
07-17-2013, 11:06 PM
Sign up for the elements. Ill write all ur battle rounds then we can rematch in topical

veritas
07-17-2013, 11:10 PM
don't. Be smart.

veritas
07-17-2013, 11:10 PM
FUCK THE INTERNET! THIS IS REAL LIFE ANTHONY! WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND ADDRESS?

Ghost1
07-17-2013, 11:14 PM
Ok.

Well thanks for the offer.come.to ur house an wack.off to u having sex with ur wife after watching u preach for sunday mass then bringing me.out to the woods to potentially murder me & eat my skin. Tho i dont think i should give u my number and address.

veritas
07-17-2013, 11:20 PM
I would take you to church that is all. not mass that is catholic. just saying.

I can't believe you are acting so creeped out, I was just being funny bro. you would sleep in the guest room, or I could put you up in a hotel>?

we could go get a drink and I could show you how to properly abuse hookers in seedy motels>

wait...forget I said that. We could play playstation>? You like games anthony?

veritas
07-17-2013, 11:20 PM
just the address is fine. no phone number needed sir?

Meth
07-17-2013, 11:32 PM
Gone at you like games Anthony?

SiK
07-17-2013, 11:51 PM
This would make for a shitty indie movie


Anthony befriends a Douglas on a hip hop site. Douglas offers to fly him to his lavish home in North Dakota. He arrives to find that Douglas is married to the mother of Honey Boo Boo. They get back to said lavish home and Douglas lures Anthony into a trap door that leads to his basement. Once there Douglas forces Anthony to indulge in the vagina of his obese wife with his mouth piece. Douglas continues to make mediocre attempts at hurting peoples feelings over said rap site while Anthony is a slave to his basement and starved to the point of malnutrition due to the fact he is only fed the vagina of a donut eating walrus. Douglas soon gets sick of watching his wife drool over Anthony's head while he gasps for air so he kills them both, guts his wife from pussy to cranium and climbs inside with the corpse of Anthony to enjoy a life of eternal masturbation.

veritas
07-18-2013, 11:50 AM
that bit of tryhard-ing almost stuck the tip in ROFLZ warm cooch brother....keep at it!

Joe Metts
07-18-2013, 12:22 PM
You were tryna pay me a hundred bones to punch ant in the face lol

Witty
07-18-2013, 12:29 PM
I'll come see you.

I'm very well mannered and I taste like chicken.

SpookyDeep
07-18-2013, 12:30 PM
This would make for a shitty indie movie


Anthony befriends a Douglas on a hip hop site. Douglas offers to fly him to his lavish home in North Dakota. He arrives to find that Douglas is married to the mother of Honey Boo Boo. They get back to said lavish home and Douglas lures Anthony into a trap door that leads to his basement. Once there Douglas forces Anthony to indulge in the vagina of his obese wife with his mouth piece. Douglas continues to make mediocre attempts at hurting peoples feelings over said rap site while Anthony is a slave to his basement and starved to the point of malnutrition due to the fact he is only fed the vagina of a donut eating walrus. Douglas soon gets sick of watching his wife drool over Anthony's head while he gasps for air so he kills them both, guts his wife from pussy to cranium and climbs inside with the corpse of Anthony to enjoy a life of eternal masturbation.

That was incredibly stupid faggot

Chyeahhh!!!
07-18-2013, 01:19 PM
So.....lol

I should.check my work schedule to come "kick it" in deliverance with u an ur wife......then u will murder me in the woods.....and judging from ur other post ultimately eat me......

Ill have to see how much annual time i have avail......


lmao

but yo this is wassup. Party at Veritas house.

Chyeahhh!!!
07-18-2013, 01:23 PM
man fluck hannibal, he aint got nothing on this thread. The damn diaglogue alone would be enough to keep me hooked for a season

veritas
07-18-2013, 02:13 PM
You were tryna pay me a hundred bones to punch ant in the face lol

shhhhhhhhhh Joe Metts! Damn son!

veritas
07-18-2013, 02:15 PM
lmao

but yo this is wassup. Party at Veritas house.



CHeyeahh....I am happy to help your survival team out of a jam or two in the future. fyi.

you could say: "we need to find this guy I know...he is perfect for this job."


remember the future.

I want to puncture Anthony's organs and drink. too soon?

Ghost1
07-18-2013, 02:15 PM
Thats cold V

veritas
07-18-2013, 02:17 PM
What Ant?

I want us to hang out?

what is your address? I will come kick it round your way...i got kin in wilksbarre.

Ghost1
07-18-2013, 02:41 PM
U tryed to pay joey 100bills to snuff me?

But y, V

Tgis makes me weary of ur words of comoromise

Joe Metts
07-18-2013, 02:53 PM
Bags been known this since our last phone convo v.

My bad homie.

Boredom
07-18-2013, 03:00 PM
fucking. strange.

Ghost1
07-18-2013, 03:07 PM
Lol@joe....u mentioned it b4 actually lol

Did u consider it joe?

veritas
07-18-2013, 03:17 PM
Joe Metts: no hate.

Bags: Real talk I want to compromise, but you don't trust me. you will not accept my artwork I had custom made for you, you will not call me and you do not want to fap to my wife and I making sweet love. I dont understand your behavior>? you ask for compromise but it is obvious you dont trust me, and you should. I want you to text me. Let us start there. I believe we were destined to know each other. either as bitter enemies or kindred warriors. I need to know.
text me: 6019173913

what is your address sir?

Boredom
07-18-2013, 03:19 PM
VERITAS u have problems mannnnnn

Joe Metts
07-18-2013, 03:19 PM
Probably for a minute. But at a different place in my life for stupid shit like that. Id go further into detail but everybody here is wanna be super thugs and will talk slick about my new positive way of life.


They might fuck around and turn me back to the old me.

...the Nagger
07-18-2013, 03:22 PM
yo I'm down, wassup

Witty
07-18-2013, 03:34 PM
I love this thread.

Ghost1
07-18-2013, 03:57 PM
I will send my cardigan clad associate, E Munny in my absence....if he is returned to his place of residence safely & unharmed afterwords, i will consider this further...

Wise Wiggles
07-18-2013, 04:38 PM
BUUUUUCAAAACCKKK BUH BUH BU***CKKKKKK

Hush
07-18-2013, 04:57 PM
Pm me if u ever in NYC V

veritas
07-18-2013, 05:00 PM
dude I will..my sister just got accepted to John Jay and she is moving there...so it could happen. I got kin out in nyc also.

what would you want to happen hush? you wanna chill or you wanna smoke or you wanna fight or fuck or what?

veritas
07-18-2013, 05:01 PM
I will send my cardigan clad associate, E Munny in my absence....if he is returned to his place of residence safely & unharmed afterwords, i will consider this further...

it has to be you bags.

congrats on the HOF

WE DID IT?

Hush
07-18-2013, 05:32 PM
dude I will..my sister just got accepted to John Jay and she is moving there...so it could happen. I got kin out in nyc also.

what would you want to happen hush? you wanna chill or you wanna smoke or you wanna fight or fuck or what?

Smoke, I don't want to fight you old man



Ill show ur bumpkin ass real city life

veritas
07-18-2013, 05:34 PM
I don't smoke but I will if you want.

what do you think would happen if we engage in fisticuffs?

dude I grew up and lived in New Orleans for 20 years....i know city life


vote for pedro.

namix
07-18-2013, 05:51 PM
what would you want to happen hush? you wanna chill or you wanna smoke or you wanna fight or fuck or what?

damn @ chill, smoke, fight or fuck haha

that's some range

veritas
07-18-2013, 06:09 PM
I will fuck him up one way or the other nam

Hush
07-18-2013, 06:45 PM
I don't smoke but I will if you want.

what do you think would happen if we engage in fisticuffs?

dude I grew up and lived in New Orleans for 20 years....i know city life


vote for pedro.


Pm if u hit NYC

Aside from that
Good day faggot

veritas
07-18-2013, 07:21 PM
Good just as long as we established that irl I would fucking murder you with my fists and tonio that ass.


Athh.

Destroyer
07-18-2013, 08:45 PM
v/hush
also v/ stoned veritas

veritas
07-18-2013, 08:52 PM
What would happen if I got stoned?

namix
07-19-2013, 07:21 AM
What would happen if I got stoned?

probably increase your appetite for eating someones flesh, but make you less motivated to actually go through the motions of it lol

veritas
07-19-2013, 07:36 AM
That definetly does not convince me sir.....