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Fig
08-15-2014, 12:55 PM
I become over conscientious of it and try to like, hunch over a bit so that there's more of a space between my cock and the shirt. Otherwise, they might see the outline?

But then they usually say stupid shit like, "why are you hunched over?"

Fuck you mom, if you don't let me go back to masturbating, I'm at serious risk for urethra blockage. You become more susceptible to it when your parents don't FUCKIN cut your tip at birth. All I have on my hands is extra maintenence, an ugly dick, and jizz.

So yes, I think it is.
Witty
08-15-2014, 12:57 PM
The answer is yes.



I had this mastered as a teenager...I could go in to stealth boner mode at any time.
Nemean
08-15-2014, 01:02 PM
Stealth Boner mode.....done
Fig
08-15-2014, 01:03 PM
Can you look your mom in the eyes with blood pumpin through your weiner?

I can. And I have.
Witty
08-15-2014, 01:04 PM
My mom doesnt have eyes.
Fig
08-15-2014, 01:05 PM
My mom doesnt have eyes.

I gotta admit Witty. That turns me on.
Witty
08-15-2014, 01:05 PM
Me too.
Nemean
08-15-2014, 01:06 PM
WOW...

Im hoping yall live in a house with single parents
Fig
08-15-2014, 01:08 PM
WOW...

Im hoping yall live in a house with single parents

... Why?
anime_boners
08-15-2014, 01:10 PM
gone @ stealth boner

i like this thread
Zen
08-15-2014, 01:11 PM
Nemean I am dangerously close to negging you.
anime_boners
08-15-2014, 01:12 PM
I want to neg him because I can't pronounce his name
Nemean
08-15-2014, 01:16 PM
Haha
Diode
08-15-2014, 01:23 PM
i also did this whenever your mom is speaking to me

before i hand her the money, anyway
StarFaggot
08-15-2014, 01:26 PM
Teehee^
veritas
08-15-2014, 02:09 PM
this whole thread makes me want to neg humanity.
Batty
08-15-2014, 02:38 PM
This thread made my day better. I'm not sure if that is a testament to how shitty my day has been or just how good this thread is.
El Muffin
08-15-2014, 02:54 PM
is that a pez dispenser or are u just happy to see me lookin ass nigga
Blanco Bishop
08-15-2014, 03:25 PM
This thread made my day better. I'm not sure if that is a testament to how shitty my day has been or just how good this thread is.



Literally almost pissed m pants.


Lmao.



This is best thread of the week.


Stealth boner execution is an absolute art.
Alphadog
08-15-2014, 05:25 PM
I become over conscientious of it and try to like, hunch over a bit so that there's more of a space between my cock and the shirt. Otherwise, they might see the outline?

But then they usually say stupid shit like, "why are you hunched over?" .

Couldn't help smiling wen i read this,,,,, SNAP
uh-oh
08-15-2014, 06:03 PM
NEMEAN GETS THIS REP
Nemean
08-15-2014, 06:10 PM
I have no idea what this shit is but I am glad I found a bunch of people as warped as I am tbh
Sharp
08-15-2014, 11:45 PM
The answer is yes.



I had this mastered as a teenager...I could go in to stealth boner mode at any time.

this

I recall giving a presentation in 7th or 8th grade history hard as a rock with my dick hidden in my waistband, then at a critical moment moved behind a chair that had its back just at my waist level

That was when I first realized I had some prowess for public speaking
El Muffin
08-16-2014, 12:01 AM
lol @ giving a speech on the pros n cons of capital punishment with a raging boner

u sick madafucka
Sharp
08-16-2014, 12:10 AM
lmaooo no lie, it was actually a report on the transcontinental railroad

I could not understand why I was suddenly so attracted to that topic
big baby
08-16-2014, 12:26 AM
lmaooo no lie, it was actually a report on the transcontinental railroad

I could not understand why I was suddenly so attracted to that topic

pics of your transcocknental railroad ;)
namix
08-16-2014, 12:38 AM
it depends.

were you wearing a shirt?
Sharp
08-16-2014, 12:41 AM
pics of your transcocknental railroad ;)

lmaoo I was 12

and you're a baby

this is not ok