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big baby
08-15-2014, 09:06 PM
rich entrepreneur stock broker, celebrity dater/big bank little bankers: 1 (@aero)

teacher of retarded special ed kids: 3 ( Mike Wrecka, Joe Metts, oats)

software engineer/fake hackers, lamb cooker legs. secretly/openly root for germany on fifa: 2 ( Diode, Lars sraL)

busser/waiter/slave: 2 ( Figurative, rawn)

construction, tough guys with insight on world with many illnesses: 2 (@uh-oh, dull boy)

beardichios: 4 (uh oh, Bags, Zen, joe)

mall cops: 1 (masaii)

guys with baby mommas and child support that are white: 2* (possibly 10 more, unsure) (constrikta, geno, maybe bags?*)

live with moms but rich somehow [salute]: 4 (gamble, Hush, Meth, figurative)

fake bankers: 2 ( El Pancake, Neighbor)

ravers/partiers that leave netcees cause they are in a relationship with a girl but not really: 2 ( Wise Ways, Split)

overseas fake shit, too busy, cant post for a thousand years: 2 ( Muff Diggity, Sharp Nine)

stay at home dads: 4 ( Adonis, YDK, TYSON, Innovator)

goes to school: 1 ( Vulgar)

unknown job but is important cause they "Dress up": (many) (bags, ill nik-A, aero, el pancake, neighbor, lars etc)

telephone company: 1 ( Destroyer)

fake psychologists: 1 (veritas, The Mind Assassin NYCSPITZ )

sad, have a lot of coffe and cigarette breaks at work: 1 ( dead man)

lives in basement, including but not limited too: (many) (chyeahhh, Hush, ??? )

funny decor: 2 (bags, diode)

lightskin skinny guys that have prominent curly hair/smoke weed: 2 ( anime_boners, Innovator)

fake writers so they took a job as editing shit: 1 (certain)

Unknown job random avatars types a lot of paragraph tldr: 2 ( Witty, Objective)

private eye: 2 (beyond, broke lesnar)

dead relatives used for punchlines: 2 (tic-tac, beyond)

owns dying website: 2 ( Diode, namix @mark zuckerberg)




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Eŋg
08-15-2014, 09:13 PM
i have a beard and go to school.

thanks.

big baby
08-15-2014, 09:17 PM
i have a beard and go to school.

thanks.

pics of beard faggachio

Meth
08-15-2014, 09:19 PM
I no live with mom or rich... :(

I wish doe

PancakeBrah
08-15-2014, 09:22 PM
I've revealed my specific job title many times before.

I am a fake banker, though.

NYCSPITZ
08-15-2014, 09:25 PM
Na ass scoping renegade salesman, dece try

StarFaggot
08-15-2014, 09:31 PM
Bwahaha bb is a loose cannon. I'd tell you guys what I do (besides stocks & real estate) but it's personal.

Witty
08-15-2014, 09:32 PM
I have also spoken of my job many times.

StarFaggot
08-15-2014, 09:34 PM
You forgot Lars

Diode
08-15-2014, 09:58 PM
i'm in sales, but get this rep.

hahaha almost gave away too much info, silly diode.

Moe Jetts
08-15-2014, 10:14 PM
That's not what I do but it was funny the way you put it.

big baby
08-15-2014, 10:16 PM
O OK LET ME FUCKING DIG INTO MY MEMORY BANK AND REMEMBER ALL UR SPECIFIC JOB TITLES, YEAH NO FUK U

Split
08-15-2014, 10:16 PM
no job crew checking in

YDK
08-15-2014, 10:24 PM
I've revealed my specific job title many times before.

I am a fake banker, though.

Same here. Stay at home dad would be much nicer lol

Split
08-15-2014, 10:30 PM
Same here. Stay at home dad would be much nicer lol

I thought you changed flat tires on airplanes

StarFaggot
08-15-2014, 10:31 PM
Same here. Stay at home dad would be much nicer lol

Bro don't tell me you're a stay at home dad and you have a black BM. Real talk I'll save her.

Objective
08-15-2014, 10:39 PM
I take pride in the paragraphs few (no-one) lack the attention span to read.

I'm checking in to the ''no job crew'', I am unemployed but I live by myself tho'. I'm just running into projects now and then but no full time shits and it's mostly voluntary work that gives me free food and free tickets to concerts that I somtimes can hand out to people so they'll think I'm cool. I have no shame in buying friends.

El Muffin
08-15-2014, 10:45 PM
I eke out a living working 12 hr shifts for months straight

last two months

56 days working..3 days off

respect it

dont lump me n sharp with sad ppl n ravers k thx bb da bb

im tryin to grind outchear...n the future looks bright as fuck

if I stay at it for 6 months..im a shoe in for a position that brings in right at 2k a week

to those struggling but willing to work

find offshore work

we need bodies

opportunities are to be had

just expect not to see pussy for a month straight

im coppin a charger after my next hitch

YDK
08-15-2014, 10:56 PM
I thought you changed flat tires on airplanes

Lmao naw I use to work at a private airport for Delta fueling planes changing oil in the turbine engines de-icing during the winter and towing em in an off the ramp an hangar but left there to work at Citibank making about 200 more a week an inside away from the airplane propellers an shit weather

YDK
08-15-2014, 10:58 PM
I eke out a living working 12 hr shifts for months straight

last two months

56 days working..3 days off

respect it

dont lump me n sharp with sad ppl n ravers k thx bb da bb

im tryin to grind outchear...n the future looks bright as fuck

if I stay at it for 6 months..im a shoe in for a position that brings in right at 2k a week

to those struggling but willing to work

find offshore work

we need bodies

opportunities are to be had

just expect not to see pussy for a month straight

im coppin a charger after my next hitch

Don't get a charger bro, I had one. They look cool but they got stupid problems the aerodynamics are garbage as fuck. I literally flicked a cig out the driver window an it came in the back passenger window lol an the visibility in the fuckers ain't shit. Stay away bro

El Muffin
08-15-2014, 11:03 PM
idc about the aerodynamics ..but that visibility shit concerns me

im sure I will notice this when I test drive it

if its that bad..ill cop suttin else not entirely sure

StarFaggot
08-15-2014, 11:04 PM
Don't get a charger bro, I had one. They look cool but they got stupid problems the aerodynamics are garbage as fuck. I literally flicked a cig out the driver window an it came in the back passenger window lol an the visibility in the fuckers ain't shit. Stay away bro

I asked you a question.

YDK
08-15-2014, 11:09 PM
I asked you a question.

Pretty sure I answered it before you ever asked. I said I'm a banker, stay at home dad WOULD BE NICE tho. Ya know, like not have ta do shit but spend time with my family

YDK
08-15-2014, 11:12 PM
idc about the aerodynamics ..but that visibility shit concerns me

im sure I will notice this when I test drive it

if its that bad..ill cop suttin else not entirely sure

Word. The struts go retarded same with the Chrysler 300s they git the same suspension set up as the chargers, they're garbage an will need to be replaced. The sound system is dope an the comfort level is high but the engines are iffy too. But the visibility when your changing lanes or in reverse is dangerous forreal you get use to it after while but you can Ger much better for your dollar

El Muffin
08-15-2014, 11:14 PM
Word. The struts go retarded same with the Chrysler 300s they git the same suspension set up as the chargers, they're garbage an will need to be replaced. The sound system is dope an the comfort level is high but the engines are iffy too. But the visibility when your changing lanes or in reverse is dangerous forreal you get use to it after while but you can Ger much better for your dollar

like what?

something nice plz

YDK
08-15-2014, 11:34 PM
like what?

something nice plz

Depends what your looking for. The darts are cool but kinda small, the camaros are similar to the charger but a lil better visibility. Mustangs are always solid, but if you got the money I'd check out a Challenger or even the scion TC

Sharp
08-15-2014, 11:41 PM
dammit bb I been sporadically posting for like 2 weeks IM STILL HERE


also student

Masai
08-15-2014, 11:44 PM
Lol solid thread.

Tbaccurate tho my job chronology is: student>bouncer>mall cop>5 star hotel security (security for Eminem included yeah bitches) + bouncer> government/corporate security (where im at now).

El Muffin
08-15-2014, 11:51 PM
lol at my.nig masaii segwaying literally from paul blart to secret service

im so proud of u

Masai
08-16-2014, 12:41 AM
lol no im trying for police. relevant background. Interview next month.

Blanco Bishop
08-16-2014, 12:50 AM
Some ncs doing something with their lives ic.

kannon
08-16-2014, 01:00 AM
I guess I would fall under the "fake banker" category, beardo and dress up.

taking the series 7 next year

StarFaggot
08-16-2014, 01:35 AM
I guess I would fall under the "fake banker" category, beardo and dress up.

taking the series 7 next year

Take it this year, good shit! I got my series 7 when I was 24

Zen
08-16-2014, 02:10 AM
BEARDICHIO

El Muffin
08-16-2014, 02:38 AM
aero

pics nigga

namix
08-16-2014, 03:28 AM
lol

I'll have you know that we had our 2nd most active day since the site's re-inception on 7/25 -- and august is the most active start to a month since march.


eitherway, your point is still taken and I will look to sell this site once I can acquire some fresh shares in napster

sral
08-16-2014, 07:25 AM
lmao I'm a government official, work in registration/deal with immigration here etc

you got my occupation way wrong bruh

anime_boners
08-16-2014, 10:04 AM
i actually receive child support from kids dead beat mom who is white

weird bizarro world scenario i know

Split
08-16-2014, 10:58 AM
idc about the aerodynamics ..but that visibility shit concerns me

im sure I will notice this when I test drive it

if its that bad..ill cop suttin else not entirely sure

Why would you buy a Charger when you could buy a Camaro

YDK
08-16-2014, 11:47 AM
I guess I would fall under the "fake banker" category, beardo and dress up.

taking the series 7 next year

word i'm lookin into the series 7 but could be going a different route instead

Hush
08-16-2014, 12:07 PM
Did u spent all Friday night on here doing weird shit?
Da fuvk type of life is that

Seymour BUTTS
08-16-2014, 07:40 PM
Do u need series 7 to trade commodities Aero

oats
08-16-2014, 08:03 PM
I actually teach english as a second language now.

YDK
08-16-2014, 08:27 PM
I actually want my series 9s

Diode
08-17-2014, 06:07 PM
Why would you buy a Charger when you could buy a Camaro

LOLGM

that hellcat tho

Ghost1
08-17-2014, 08:01 PM
Was funny

Ive said multiple times that i process insurance claims for a medical health insurance provider tho

big baby
08-17-2014, 09:17 PM
LOOK YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKS I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE FUCKING OH I PROCESS INSURANCE STFU I DONT GIVE A SHIT BITCH IVE SAID MULTIPLE TIMES THAT YEAH IDC NIGGA FUCK OUTTA BEARDICIHIO FAGGOT

OH IVE SAID MULTIPLE TIMES

NIGGA IF YOU CTRL +f THIS FUCKING THREAD THE PHRASE 'MULTIPLE TIMES' WILL COME UP A NEAR INFINITE FUCKING TIMES

I DONT GIVE A FUCK YOU THINK A FUCKING PAINT GRAPH IS REALLY THAT FUCKING ACCURATE


IVE SAID MULTIPLE TIMES THAT










I KNOW GUYS, I KNOW


YOU HAVE SHITTY JOBS, I KNOW

















BUT I SAID MULTIPLE TIMES





ALL DEFENSIVE FUCKING BITCHES





LMAO ITS FUNNY BUT IVE SAID..MULTIPLE TIMES



MY "PERSONAL LIFE"



"LOL I LAUGHED BUT..."


STFU GOD DAMN

big baby
08-17-2014, 09:17 PM
"ACTUALLY I TEACH ENGLISH" STFU OATS FUCKING LOSER FAGGOT

Ghost1
08-17-2014, 09:21 PM
Mustacio no

Im on anti biotics i cant defend myself

Y?

El Muffin
08-18-2014, 08:09 AM
process claims

drapes sauteed in great dane afterbirth

legit

Inno
08-18-2014, 09:18 PM
i wish i was a stay at home dad shiiiit.