Rip babycakes

[Allen Knight]

Hahhahahahah
I wrote that verse in 5 min alone u suck u dumb Faggots.

[El Muffin]

is ur partner contributing at all?

if not let me.fill that vacancy
im writing again

[Paradigm]

LOL

I like Aeros point system vote with no points assigned to the bars lol

[Destroyer]

did you write the whole thing tho?

[Destroyer]

never mind. I'm guessing that's what you meant by the word alone.
props
me too

[Split]

Audiboys? Is that like Pep Boys but for cars that depreciate $4,000 every year?

[Allen Knight]

did you write the whole thing tho?

Yes I wrote it all, even the simple ones from ak u said u herbzilla

[Destroyer]

lmfao

[Allen Knight]

YEAA U SHOULDA WON CALLING US MEXIAN AN PICKING FRUITS SOOO FIRREEEE

[Allen Knight]

COUNTER PRODUCTIVE WAS SO ILLLLL


LMAO STICK TO TOPICALs U SCUM SUCKING FAGGOT NIGGA

[Destroyer]

I laughed at the picking fruit line, not gonna lie

[Allen Knight]

SUTH PECKS NIGGA U LOST SOON AS U SAID THAT

[Paradigm]

The low hanging fruits was good though but whoever wrote that counter productive line should be banned for minimum 3 days.

[Allen Knight]

The low hanging fruits was good though but whoever wrote that counter productive line should be banned for minimum 3 days.

Repped for banning

[dull boy]

'gotta arsonal of weapons, tech w/ the laser pointed at yah back son'

lol

[big baby]

tell me y counter productive sucked?

[Allen Knight]

Lmaooooooooo stick to topicals u dumb fags

[big baby]

curious tbh. pampers/hug goes diff brands

[big baby]

pancreatitis verse. gut wrenching wack. p

ance ratites


pancreatitis

tightest verse. pan create tightest


no

[Certain]

Aaliyah had some jams.

http://media.giphy.com/media/2lTaftnQ3hhGE/giphy.gif

http://media.giphy.com/media/VSQBtuXwd3rFK/giphy.gif

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[Allen Knight]

The funniest part is I bet yahll pm each other bars Tryna make sucha dope verse all week
Hahaha an I keyed 5 mins an almost didnt care to post

R.I.P babycakes

[big baby]

explained pancreatitis verse

[Hush]

Lol

[Witty]

Not many text heads would even get a vote if it was the other way around and the battle was a topical tbh.

[big baby]

lol. it's aiight. every battler that beats me makes a thread about it. it's common, joe, nik, allen. gamble made one but I bodied him. it's because everyone thinks I'm bwhaha. and they like him, and his persona. but they dislike bb, lol. the PMS you guys send bwahaha is realy admirable and you guys love him. you guys read his and my writing and are intrigued. dull boy, too. the PMS are adorable. but bbs like the face of evil, so when they finally beat someone they think is better than them and is an annoyance, they make threads about it. no other battler made a thread about topical battlers they beat. except me. my oms aren't the most viewed cause I suck. maybe I can get bwhaha back in here, but he thinks very low out of most of you. it's. aiight. Allen, you're still cool in my book. lol. all excited. beat someone who they think is bwahaha. it's cool, really, no hard feelings. I tried so hard in this battle. spent 8 hours on it. tried really hard. like I was sweating. I'm
not as good as you guys, or bwhaha. or dull boy. you gus are on another level. I'm just bb.

[PancakeBrah]

aiight

[Witty]

BB ur the best.

<3

[El Muffin]

allen answer my question u fuckface

[Witty]

Allen dope too.

And pancake.

Plz be friends.

[Allen Knight]

lol. it's aiight. every battler that beats me makes a thread about it. it's common, joe, nik, allen. gamble made one but I bodied him. it's because everyone thinks I'm bwhaha. and they like him, and his persona. but they dislike bb, lol. the PMS you guys send bwahaha is realy admirable and you guys love him. you guys read his and my writing and are intrigued. dull boy, too. the PMS are adorable. but bbs like the face of evil, so when they finally beat someone they think is better than them and is an annoyance, they make threads about it. no other battler made a thread about topical battlers they beat. except me. my oms aren't the most viewed cause I suck. maybe I can get bwhaha back in here, but he thinks very low out of most of you. it's. aiight. Allen, you're still cool in my book. lol. all excited. beat someone who they think is bwahaha. it's cool, really, no hard feelings. I tried so hard in this battle. spent 8 hours on it. tried really hard. like I was sweating. I'm
not as good as you guys, or bwhaha. or dull boy. you gus are on another level. I'm just bb.



First off I only made the thread to mock yahll for saying Rip audi boys every where
an pancake PM:D me rip audi boys lmaooo so this makes me laugh more now.
An ur still cool in my book.

[El Muffin]

motherfucker

ghhgfg

allen im going to kill you

[Allen Knight]

motherfucker

ghhgfg

allen im going to kill you

Lmaoo I was like wtf for Wat lol my bad just seen ur post
Hush will show next rd if not ill let u kno asap

[El Muffin]

ight.

hush will abandon you

he did that shit to me

left me to battle cane n metasin by my lonesome

still almost took it

[oats]

PAMPERING PAMPERS BIG BABY HUGGIES

FUCK

BARS

SO HOT RIGHT NOW

BAGS USED CAKE=STRIPPER WORDPLAY BEFORE. BETTER. YOURS WORSE

BIG BANG THEORY STARS FUCKING NERDS ONLY NEVER HOT ONES PLUS DUDES HOMO

FUCKING FIRE ALLEN

YOU SUCK NIGGA

VOTING FRAUD

GOT ROBBED
oats

Certain

[Certain]

Figurative

[Destroyer]

has anyone won a tag tourney alone before?

[Paradigm]

lol you guys can't switch partners in the middle of a tourney

you guys shouldve picked more reliable people
Swerve A.Knightmare @anyone else

[Hush]

ight.

hush will abandon you

he did that shit to me

left me to battle cane n metasin by my lonesome

still almost took it

Grow up nigga

[StarFaggot]

I 5-0'ed my opponents by myself. Knight struggled with topical heads. This thread is in bad taste. Hopefully Hush shows next week.

[oats]

VOTE: BATTLERS BECAUSE THEY BATTLE

you guys can't deny that many of those votes were suth's pecs

[ill nik-A]

VOTE: BATTLERS BECAUSE THEY BATTLE

you guys can't deny that many of those votes were suth's pecs

I lol'd irl

[big baby]

PATCH ALREADY HUNG HIMSELF THIS WEEK OH YEAH STFU FAGGOT

[Destroyer]

gotta admit I'm in the 'battlers can topical, but topical heads can't battle' camp
there are a few exceptions, as with anything

[big baby]

Destroyer set it up pinkslip
sound gonna need a new partner.

[big baby]

shower destroyers spine with presents at a shower nigga shoot at ya tech son

[oats]

gotta admit I'm in the 'battlers can topical, but topical heads can't battle' camp
there are a few exceptions, as with anything

this is an illusion because topicalists give a fairer shake to battlers who try their hand at topicals. you won't see a single mention of "well you're a battler biting many topicalist styles obv" they just talk about the verse.

almost every single vote against one of the "topical" teams mentioned that they were primarily topical writers. you guys tend to have stronger biases before reading, instead of just reading the punches, so shit that would fly if it came from a well-known battler becomes wack, and vice versa.

if you're good at either of them, you can be good at the other, just have to adapt your writing, which can take time.

[Destroyer]

lol
u want to pink slip me?

nah
but srs tho
srs

[big baby]

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?p=383467#post383467
Destroyer


stop the pre-talk gayness and step up fagg0t

[Witty]

gotta admit I'm in the 'battlers can topical, but topical heads can't battle' camp
there are a few exceptions, as with anything

I can do both.

[big baby]

this is an illusion because i have alittle dick topicalists give a fairer shake parkinsons cause im a faggot. to battlers who try their hand at handjobs are weird because im in korea and tumblr gifs. at topicals. you won't see a single mention of me in my wifes mouth cause she hates my guts idk why she said yes. of "well you're a battler biting many topicalist styles obv" they just talk about the verse. and bags sister.

almost every single vote against one of the "topical" teams had topical cream mentioned that they were primarily primates. you cant beat a chimp in a fight cause bj penns a fucking loser retired faggot. topical writers. you guys tend to have stronger biases because you guys wear jordans and battle text online and have never battled in real life. before reading, i usually laugh at myself cause im gay and you guys cause you're gayer. instead of just reading the punches, i read the leg kicks. so shit that would fly cause its a bird and you guys are bird ass nigga. if it came from a well-known battler becomes wack, and vice versa.

if you're good at either of them, you can be good at the other, just have to adapt your writing, which can take time. except if you're a battle cause yall niggsa suck. but im both cause im gay

[Paradigm]

this is an illusion because topicalists give a fairer shake to battlers who try their hand at topicals. you won't see a single mention of "well you're a battler biting many topicalist styles obv" they just talk about the verse.

almost every single vote against one of the "topical" teams mentioned that they were primarily topical writers. you guys tend to have stronger biases before reading, instead of just reading the punches, so shit that would fly if it came from a well-known battler becomes wack, and vice versa.

if you're good at either of them, you can be good at the other, just have to adapt your writing, which can take time.


This that shortbar site culture.

and the Netcees civil war continues...

[big baby]

about to spit allen knights verse on the mic

[Destroyer]

yeah,I don't pink slip battle bro
get in line

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/EyrpkMK.gif

[Paradigm]

http://i.imgur.com/EyrpkMK.gif

No one liked that bar... I was a little saddened tbh

[oats]

This that shortbar site culture.

and the Netcees civil war continues...

I've never been on a long bar site, so I wouldn't know. I'm just saying the fact that anyone considered the red/coats line anything above a solid jab blows my mind. but I guess times have changed.

no civil war, it was fun, I wish there was more intermingling in leagues.


big baby

[big baby]

yeah,I don't pink slip battle bro
get in line

then reg battle.

[Destroyer]

then reg battle.

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=89221

[dull boy]

Battling Vs. Topical writing, again, huh?

Battling is very one dimensional.

I'm cocky and I can turn phrases and knowledge of personal information into gimmicky jokes, and on my better days can mix in some wordplay for style points.

It's fun, but I really don't understand how people can do it beyond a certain amount of time. Especially when you're trying to WIN battles. Voting is on some school yard popularity, majority style rule type shit. It gets old for anyone with a little more than half a brain.

A lot of winning battles involves building a reputation. Reputation makes mediocre bars good and good bars great. Like oats said, if you look at a verse from someone with a reputation as a battler, then you perceive it differently. The more a 'persona' lets on weakness, or vulnerability, the more the audience will turn on them. The attitude is all part of the performance. It's why actors in an established role seem out of place in another, even if they are quality performers in the new role. It takes time for your perception to shift.

lol

[big baby]

dull boy knows everything hes like a encylopedophile

i can turn that into a bar

NIGGA MY WORDS TOUCH PEOPLE AT YOUNG AGES, ENCYCLOPEDOPHILE....
Aero El Pancake

did i doit write? or do I have to do a set up before it too

I'm the GOAT at text, ask around most are fiending my style
My entries touch people at young ages, I'm the encyclopediophile

40/40 decent hit botched execution couldve been worded heard it before twice ON RB

[Allen Knight]

I 5-0'ed my opponents by myself. Knight struggled with topical heads. This thread is in bad taste. Hopefully Hush shows next week.

I keyed right before it was due I have a life
U sit for days coming up w shit, don't start me u fraud faggot
it wont end well

[StarFaggot]

I keyed right before it was due I have a life
U sit for days coming up w shit, don't start me u fraud faggot
it wont end well

You butcher bars it don't matter how much time you had. That's why Dom and I were able to murder you and Neighbor because you are ass cheeks.

[Paradigm]

You butcher bars it don't matter how much time you had. That's why Dom and I were able to murder you and Neighbor because you are ass cheeks.

You about to be at the mercy of A Karp Neigh Doe
Destroyer

[StarFaggot]

You about to be at the mercy of A Karp Neigh Doe

Destroyer vs Aero & Dom....


Gluck

[Certain]

John Dough was good. What happened to him?

[Paradigm]

Destroyer vs Aero & Dom....


Gluck

You want to do a Q&A for the mag?

[StarFaggot]

You want to do a Q&A for the mag?

Sure

[Allen Knight]

You butcher bars it don't matter how much time you had. That's why Dom and I were able to murder you and Neighbor because you are ass cheeks.

Ur wack. U have done nothing besides get carried by dom in a tag torney
u can say anything from now on an its irrelevant cuz ur wack an a faggot

[StarFaggot]

Ur wack. U have done nothing besides get carried by dom in a tag torney
u can say anything from now on an its irrelevant cuz ur wack an a faggot


Too bad Neigh couldn't carry you.

[Destroyer]

sheetrocks pierced

[Certain]

I think Aero is really good, probably top 10-15 on this site, but that résumé does have some big holes.

[StarFaggot]

I think Aero is really good, probably top 10-15 on this site, but that résumé does have some big holes.

My resume is over. From 2005-2007 I was the best text battler. Now I text battle for the people.

Nice verse against Beyond and Para.

[Split]

i hate everything

[oats]

I beat Allen Knight in a fight night final

[Allen Knight]

I beat Allen Knight in a fight night final


cuz my verse got erased on my phone, an u barley won still.
but congrads

[Certain]

I beat Allen Knight in a fight night final

True, and you got the battler vote (Destroyer, Aero and Sharp Nine) in that win ... which kind of defeats your point.

[oats]

RIP Allen Knight

El Pancake

[oats]

allen I thought you keyed your verses in like 5 minutes tho, gawd? and 6-3 is not a barely win, it's a comfortable one. it's all right man

[Allen Knight]

allen I thought you keyed your verses in like 5 minutes tho, gawd? and 6-3 is not a barely win, it's a comfortable one. it's all right man

nigga stop talking to me, if my verse didnt get erased on my phone u woulda lost
u can get pinked slipped if want to do somthing, ho

[Ghost1]

Lmfao

This thread is so strong

[El Muffin]

hush lets not go there

dead @grow up

[oats]

nigga stop talking to me, if my verse didnt get erased on my phone u woulda lost
u can get pinked slipped if want to do somthing, ho

I already dominated you once in your arena. join AOWL when it starts up if you wanna get this work

[Allen Knight]

I already dominated you once in your arena. join AOWL when it starts up if you wanna get this work

Lmaoo u duck faggot

[Paradox]

Guys online arguing about text careers and poetry on what is a Saturday night for them.

How embarra

[Paradigm]

Guys online arguing about text careers and poetry on what is a Saturday night for them.

How embarra


Guy posting about guys posting online about their text careers and poetry on a Saturday night for them.

Dammit. lol

[oats]

Lmaoo u duck faggot

lmaooo I already slaughtered you on your home court lmaooo you ducking the away game now lmaooo come do a topical and then I'll beat you and do another battle and go up 3-0 then you can stfu lmaooo

Paradox it's sunday for me so less lame tbh

[Allen Knight]

lmaooo I already slaughtered you on your home court lmaooo you ducking the away game now lmaooo come do a topical and then I'll beat you and do another battle and go up 3-0 then you can stfu lmaooo

Paradox it's sunday for me so less lame tbh

i dont do topical an u kno that, an u didnt slaughter shit u barly beat a verse i had to rewrite off memory in 3 mins cuz i erased the orginal i worte by mistake, ur not good nigga w ur played ass shit plz. if u wanna battle we can if not stay duckin coward

[oats]

I'm scared an u kno that, an u didnt slaughter shit u barly beat a verse i had to write off memory in 3 mins cuz i erased the orginal i worte by mistake, ur not good nigga w ur played ass shit plz. if u wanna battle we can if not stay duckin coward

is what you're saying. and you're ducking the topical challenge bro, I said I'd battle you if you did a topical match first so I can go up 3-0.

[Allen Knight]

anytime u wanna man up an battle real, hit me up till then ur a faggot.

[dull boy]

Every time something like this happens I'm both amused and further let down by you people.

lol @ calling him a coward to goat him. Are you 15?

Yeah, I asked if you were 15. You sound 15 A.Knightmare

[Certain]

Every time something like this happens I'm both amused and further let down by you people.

lol @ calling him a coward to goat him. Are you 15?

Yeah, I asked if you were 15. You sound 15 A.Knightmare

*goad

[Certain]

big baby

[dull boy]

Certain. Fuck you.

I love you.

*shamed*

[Allen Knight]

Every time something like this happens I'm both amused and further let down by you people.

lol @ calling him a coward to goat him. Are you 15?

Yeah, I asked if you were 15. You sound 15 A.Knightmare

stfu captain save a ho, no ones talkin to u

[dull boy]

I would defeat you in a physical altercation. A.Knightmare

[dull boy]

You... you... man who has sexual relations with other men, which is frowned upon, in case you were otherwise unaware. So yeah. Take that.

[Paradox]

Paradox it's sunday for me so less lame tbh

if youre still in korea youre 1 hour behind me. ALL GHOOD BRAH.

[oats]

if youre still in korea youre 1 hour behind me. ALL GHOOD BRAH.

where you at?

[Paradox]

where you at?

Sydney

http://i.imgur.com/nQUYLQy.jpg

ya wot m8?

[El Muffin]

that nigga is a beast^

[Hush]

hush lets not go there

dead @grow up

No let's do go there



Didn't give a fuck then
Don't now


U apparently do


Oh yea

U can't beat me
Ill throw that in there 2

[Hush]

about to spit allen knights verse on the mic

I know I'm wack at topical man poems

I hope u know u suck at battling tho

[Hush]

Guys online arguing about text careers and poetry on what is a Saturday night for them.

How embarra

Lol oh masaii stop

[Paradox]

Lol oh masaii stop

Hands?

[oats]

I know I'm wack at topical man poems

I hope u know u suck at battling tho

I recall you having a couple of dope OM's though?

If you guys put in a fraction of the time as you have thinking of clever ways to call people faggots you wouldn't be wack.

[El Muffin]

No let's do go there



Didn't give a fuck then
Don't now


U apparently do


Oh yea

U can't beat me
Ill throw that in there 2

I beg to differ

if you think it isnt a possibility..your more arrogant than I thought you were

such a shame

have you not learned from your predecessors?

I shall remind you soon enough

pic battle

[big baby]

dead at this nigga hush thinks he's actually battling, correction mexicant, online keyboard text disses** it's not BATTLING.

[big baby]

lmaooooo hush think he a warrior, SALUTE and refers to his online profession as BATTLING. think he a gladiator Maximus decimus LMAO!! FUCKA losah

[El Muffin]

lol lets just make netcees a haven where everyone is a snowflake n we all evaluate the human condition

not to mention we accept unbridled faggotry..half naked ronaldos n speculation of possible gey sex between geno n seadad

you left wingers tryin to take nc guns away ..n make us accept homosexuality

rise nc battlers rise

before bb inserts an infantile weiner into us all

umm yea

I think thats wats happening

ARRRRR

[big baby]

I imagine warriors going toe 2 toe in golden armor dis nigga in his boxers while his mom brings him empanadas scratching his balls and says BATTLING

practice what's pRACTICE

[El Muffin]

dead

[big baby]

stop making it sound cool. it's not. it's text disses usually caking them gay. that character development in the cypher is funny tho. but would get a HMM DECENT OK. lmao BATTLING WHATS BATTLING. BATTLING SOMEONE USUALLY COMES OUT WITH BLOOD. when I lose it's made into a thread. so it's like keyboard text dissing biased internet rhyme couplets. you guys are poets too. using stanzas and shit lololol BATTLING, battlers, LOL BATTLERS.


hushs mom social worker to get him out of house: Vic what do you wanna do with ur life
hush: YOU KNOW HOW TO ASK ME THAT QUESTION
hush mom social worker to get him out of house: SPARTAN WHAT OS UR PROFESSION
hush: salute SALUTE SALUTE!!!

[big baby]

nobody gona mention hush and his extradition ofthe four second tourney he threw after he met up with aero and made out in. a hotel.

HOTEL ass nigga. FOH cassidy

[big baby]

if blues can do then hush can too!! woooooo woooooooooop

[Allen Knight]

stop making it sound cool. it's not. it's text disses usually caking them gay. that character development in the cypher is funny tho. but would get a HMM DECENT OK. lmao BATTLING WHATS BATTLING. BATTLING SOMEONE USUALLY COMES OUT WITH BLOOD. when I lose it's made into a thread. so it's like keyboard text dissing biased internet rhyme couplets. you guys are poets too. using stanzas and shit lololol BATTLING, battlers, LOL BATTLERS.


hushs mom social worker to get him out of house: Vic what do you wanna do with ur life
hush: YOU KNOW HOW TO ASK ME THAT QUESTION
hush mom social worker to get him out of house: SPARTAN WHAT OS UR PROFESSION
hush: salute SALUTE SALUTE!!!


u write poems stfu

[El Muffin]

glad u like the line bb

cypher is cypher

what we do has been called battling for time IMMEMORIAL

I think that isnt important in the grand scheme of things

just accept that there will always be a great schism among us

I can appreciate you guys...i like to joke around like I dont but I rly do.......can you do the same

[big baby]

nah, I used to battle when I was younger than fig with dull boy. now we go on sites on Saturday/Friday night and call it a day. BATTLING.

[El Muffin]

lets not be a hypocrite

[big baby]

money made from text battling, salary (through a consensus of 20 years, divided by 20 years, taken in account prize money, etc): 46.00$ (assuming you're good)

Poets: 20,000-150,000$

mods close thread

and allen im a better mechanic than you.

[El Muffin]

ok u lost me

have nice day

[Hush]

Just stirring the pot muff

I don't wana battle
If I did I would of wrote for this weirdo in here posting non stop

[El Muffin]

aight

[Fig]

Figurative

I wish I could've been there for you

:'l

[Suthaveli]

lol. it's aiight. every battler that beats me makes a thread about it. it's common, joe, nik, allen. gamble made one but I bodied him. it's because everyone thinks I'm bwhaha. and they like him, and his persona. but they dislike bb, lol. the PMS you guys send bwahaha is realy admirable and you guys love him. you guys read his and my writing and are intrigued. dull boy, too. the PMS are adorable. but bbs like the face of evil, so when they finally beat someone they think is better than them and is an annoyance, they make threads about it. no other battler made a thread about topical battlers they beat. except me. my oms aren't the most viewed cause I suck. maybe I can get bwhaha back in here, but he thinks very low out of most of you. it's. aiight. Allen, you're still cool in my book. lol. all excited. beat someone who they think is bwahaha. it's cool, really, no hard feelings. I tried so hard in this battle. spent 8 hours on it. tried really hard. like I was sweating. I'm
not as good as you guys, or bwhaha. or dull boy. you gus are on another level. I'm just bb.

Thas some rs. Props..


Doesn't stop you from being a lame tho