Advanced Placement [VS] Karpnados [Karpnados WINS]

[Paradigm]

Battle Arena Tag Team Tournament

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due WEDNESDAY,
August 20th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Check Ins are due TUESDAY, August 19th 2014
Voting ends SUNDAY August 24th 2014 11:59 PM PST.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours
You will be GRANTED ONE EXTENSION AS A TEAM throughout the Tourney. Any extension beyond the first will result in loss of votes.


Line Limit:

Min. = 20 lines
Max. = 32 lines
Limit MUST be agreed upon


General Rules:

First to 7, Win by 2, 5-0=KO
1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will be disqualified.
A check in ISmandatory.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.


EACH TEAM NEEDS FOUR VOTING LINKS COMBINED. IF YOU CANNOT FIND A LINK FROM HERE VOTE ON THE SUMMER CLASSIC OR THE BATTLE ARENA TO FINISH OFF YOUR LINKS. DO NOT FORCE ME TO TAKE AWAY VOTES

[StarFaggot]

Min 20 lines sheesh...

Let's go 20.

[Dominate]

Hi

[sound]

yup.

[Destroyer]

here

[Destroyer]

no word from sound so...
I'm gonna need the ext if I'm writing this all myself

[StarFaggot]

Cool.

[Destroyer]

Chinese? Japanese? whateverese, this brother's gay
aero's a perfect name cuz when u show up, everybody points the other way
u bitches can't hack it, its just time that u fags quit
too bad it's text, cuz even though sound's gone, I still gotta read ur wack shit
des comes with malice... s'why my bars explode with talent
if dom dropped a cold flow, he just finished doin the ice water challenge
aer acts like he's white collar, but I predict he'll be in jail soon
just sold my house & made 14k, while ur pawning 14k to pay for ur motel room
Beating me? its fantasy dude... Dom, just relax while I beat u
it's ironic u come from 'down under' and that's exactly where I plan to leave u
& Aero, ur not shit. how many times u gotta get knocked off...
to realize u wouldn't be goat if u chewed & swallowed a fucking washcloth?
if text was the NBA, I'd still be telling this man, 'quit.'
cuz if Aer Jordan... nah, not even ill nik-A is buying that shit
des is old and has ghostwriters! that's what all the haters said
so, i get help from bags... that's more than I can say for ur lady friends
aer portrays investor status, but des can see ur number assets
in reality, ur so broke... that u may just win the summer classic
I mean, ur life is so tragic, there's not a highlight that could be found...
if ur life is a 'completed checklist,' it's clear u never wrote 'pussy' down

[Paradigm]

Karpnados wins by No Show. Open for feed.

[StarFaggot]

Good verse.

Lol'ed at goat chew a wash cloth lol wtf
Broke Summer Classic was dope
Completed checklist nice

[Blanco Bishop]

Fire.

Des might win this on his own.

Dude on a roll.

[Destroyer]

ahhhhh, wtf aer dom?!?!

[sound]

well done...

[murda sho]

That verse was crazy Des

[Destroyer]

thanks yo

[Ghost1]

Des team is cqlled karpnados?? Im so confused

Chinese? Japanese? whateverese, this brother's gay
aero's a perfect name cuz when u show up, everybody points the other way

Ok

u bitches can't hack it, its just time that u fags quit
too bad it's text, cuz even though sound's gone, I still gotta read ur wack shit

Cool

des comes with malice... s'why my bars explode with talent
if dom dropped a cold flow, he just finished doin the ice water challenge

Clean

aer acts like he's white collar, but I predict he'll be in jail soon
just sold my house & made 14k, while ur pawning 14k to pay for ur motel room

Not bad. Good wording

Beating me? its fantasy dude... Dom, just relax while I beat u
it's ironic u come from 'down under' and that's exactly where I plan to leave u

Again good wording. Seen the concept before

& Aero, ur not shit. how many times u gotta get knocked off...
to realize u wouldn't be goat if u chewed & swallowed a fucking washcloth?

This is going over my head? Explain?

if text was the NBA, I'd still be telling this man, 'quit.'
cuz if Aer Jordan... nah, not even ill nik-A is buying that shit

Cool

des is old and has ghostwriters! that's what all the haters said
so, i get help from bags... that's more than I can say for ur lady friends

LOL dope

aer portrays investor status, but des can see ur number assets
in reality, ur so broke... that u may just win the summer classic

Nice

I mean, ur life is so tragic, there's not a highlight that could be found...
if ur life is a 'completed checklist,' it's clear u never wrote 'pussy' down

Lmao got em


Des wording is getting crisper with each drop. Really clean stuff here. Props.

[Destroyer]

aww, thanks bagsy

goats eat towels and shit
it's no deeper

[Paradigm]

LOL at goats eat towels

Sounds gone was dope, checklist was good I liked last rounds verse more cuz it was more creative but word at the wording. keep it up yo

[Alvin Karpis]

yeah i'm not sure why the goat eat towels line is dope, I don't even get it


But overall decent verse

[Ghost1]

Lmfao@goats eat towels wtf
Aero is this why u tbought it was ill?

Also

Karpnados?

I was expecting this to be karps team lol

[Destroyer]

haha I couldn't think of a name and I was watching sharknado 2

[Ghost1]

Lmao!

[StarFaggot]

haha I couldn't think of a name and I was watching sharknado 2

Right but where did Karp come in

[Destroyer]

karp=shark

[Swerve]

Chinese? Japanese? whateverese, this brother's gay
aero's a perfect name cuz when u show up, everybody points the other way
Alright
u bitches can't hack it, its just time that u fags quit
too bad it's text, cuz even though sound's gone, I still gotta read ur wack shit
Nice
des comes with malice... s'why my bars explode with talent
if dom dropped a cold flow, he just finished doin the ice water challenge
Relevant, but really expected
aer acts like he's white collar, but I predict he'll be in jail soon
just sold my house & made 14k, while ur pawning 14k to pay for ur motel room
Eh
Beating me? its fantasy dude... Dom, just relax while I beat u
it's ironic u come from 'down under' and that's exactly where I plan to leave u
Been done
& Aero, ur not shit. how many times u gotta get knocked off...
to realize u wouldn't be goat if u chewed & swallowed a fucking washcloth?
LMAO
if text was the NBA, I'd still be telling this man, 'quit.'
cuz if Aer Jordan... nah, not even ill nik-A is buying that shit
Solid
des is old and has ghostwriters! that's what all the haters said
so, i get help from bags... that's more than I can say for ur lady friends
Meh
aer portrays investor status, but des can see ur number assets
in reality, ur so broke... that u may just win the summer classic
Meh
I mean, ur life is so tragic, there's not a highlight that could be found...
if ur life is a 'completed checklist,' it's clear u never wrote 'pussy' down
Decent


Had some bangers in there Des...you old erectile dysfunctional faggot

[Allen Knight]

haha I couldn't think of a name and I was watching sharknado 2

the real question is why are u watching that movie

[Destroyer]

what?
the question is why haven't you?

[King Karaoke]

Hi...


u bitches can't hack it, its just time that u fags quit
too bad it's text, cuz even though sound's gone, I still gotta read ur wack shit
des comes with malice... s'why my bars explode with talent
if dom dropped a cold flow, he just finished doin the ice water challenge
Beating me? its fantasy dude... Dom, just relax while I beat u
it's ironic u come from 'down under' and that's exactly where I plan to leave u
if text was the NBA, I'd still be telling this man, 'quit.'
cuz if Aer Jordan... nah, not even ill nik-A is buying that shit
des is old and has ghostwriters! that's what all the haters said
so, i get help from bags... that's more than I can say for ur lady friends
aer portrays investor status, but des can see ur number assets
in reality, ur so broke... that u may just win the summer classic
I mean, ur life is so tragic, there's not a highlight that could be found...
if ur life is a 'completed checklist,' it's clear u never wrote 'pussy' down


This verse was pretty dope...
Some of the lines may not have hit as hard in a battle but they stood out here...
bags and broke lines were slick but that closer was your best...
good shit...

Bye...