Round 1: Pryde vs. Objective {Pryde wins}

[God Of War]

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The Regular Battle

Thisround is a regular battle and will start off the elements tourney



you know the rules to battling/topicals/ssnf we shouldnt have to explain them to you



lines min-10
line max-16

VERSES ARE DUE THURSDAY THE 25TH

goodluck to both participants

[Objective]

Signing in to get done with the least interesting genre in text.

[Objective]

No-show, hoe blow, Pryde's a duck,
his dick got stuck in a garbage truck.
Pluck, pluck, pluck said his mother goose,
buck, buck, buck, now this faggot lose.
Pow, pow, pow said his fathers gun,
Ow, Ow, Ow, said Pryde's mouth when he was done.
Dude is rolling on the carpet, dying while being a stupid fuck,
it's the best thing since faggot got switched back from Knuck.
Pryde is dying cuz his family knows that he is trash,
this idea called ''Pryde'' is simply put existence's gash.
This isn't working, shit is weird as hell,
Almost as going towards the final circle of Hell.
I swear to God, I don't really care and got nothing to hide,
But if Pryde ever was present, humanity just took a suicide.

[Greed]

Ill bust shots at anything this geek can cook up, writers quickly look stuck
Popping heat till obliques on the ground like an incomplete push up
Your dame popping pussy for pennies given up all kinds of services
For trying to stop my advance your service will begin the minute your funeral hearst is in
Affirmative? Im assured of this cause my verses are driven by pride and encouraged by greed
And really aside from nerdiness oblong bars just make for an awkward read
Lame nigga, my bitches know where to get the d they get undressed and walk in
How can you compete? All of obsessions are quickly arrested for stalking
Ima be crackin ya safe, your bitch the lookout, i asked if its safe
She put her hands down my pants, whispered 'I love you man' while she was slappin da bass
Your bz swallow d like swallowed without the e, she be drinkin nut by the sippy cup
You is a chump, you hate battling cause confrontation could possibly lead to fisticuffs
See my final fantasy x rated, I tell a bitch bring her tidus in she get a wide ass grin...
Superior style ill Fire 3 words, YUNA GON WIN.... and only object in these bars if he tries and becomes sin

[God Of War]

u a cool dude objective

this is open for votes

[Mike Wrecka]

obvious no show verse from objective backfired

pryde overdosed on nameplays but ya

vote -pryde

[Ghost1]

R we actually posed to v0te in this?

Lol

V pryde?

[SiK]

Pow, pow, pow said his fathers gun,
Ow, Ow, Ow, said Pryde's mouth when he was done.
.

That was the lotb


but

V/Pryde obv.

[Meth]

Wow lol. Sorry obj.

V/ pryde

[Xnub]

You do that style well...

mvgt: pryde

[Ghost1]

Obleaks was hot tho