THE VERITAS CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE THREAD

[veritas]

WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?

[PancakeBrah]

Me

[veritas]

Me

"It is leg day at the gym, you have just finished your second set of starting strenght squats and are fixing to add +5 plates to each side, when you feel a sudden and strong pain in your abdomen. Do you:

A: go to the locker room

B: tough thru it and finish out your 3x5?

[Paradox]

Second

[StarFaggot]

This thread has high view potential if executed timely and properly.

No pressure.

[Sharp]

next in line

[veritas]

Second

it is just another afternoon where you wake up with nothing to do until work later. You feel strange today, different than usual, you decide to go outside and decide to take a walk. You come to a fork in the road, do you:

A: go left
B: go right

[veritas]

This thread has high view potential if executed timely and properly.

No pressure.

shut the fish up you slant eyed gookfaced gook. leave here meastrowh.

[Paradox]

it is just another afternoon where you wake up with nothing to do until work later. You feel strange today, different than usual, you decide to go outside and decide to take a walk. You come to a fork in the road, do you:

A: go left
B: go right

B. Right

Lol this reminds me of those goosebumps books where u choose ur story arc

[veritas]

next in line


it is 11pm on saturday night you are at a local bar with your friends and some of their ladies. You are having a good time listening to live music, some alternative drivel, but yeah, the alcohol makes it groove. Your buddy sean gets up to go piss and his old lady is looking at you smiling. She says, with a hint of naughty : " good god he is so boring....want to get out of here? I have something crazy to show you?" Do you:

A: leave with her immediatly before sean comes back
B: tell shawn what has happened

[veritas]

B. Right

Lol this reminds me of those goosebumps books where u choose ur story arc

you have walked for approxiametly thirty minutes or so, and you come to yet another fork, only now there is a sign, which states:

"Whichita 3 miles east"
"Walrusville 3 miles west"

do you:

A: go east towards Whicita
B: go west towards Walrusville

[Paradox]

B- wallrusville

[Sharp]

it is 11pm on saturday night you are at a local bar with your friends and some of their ladies. You are having a good time listening to live music, some alternative drivel, but yeah, the alcohol makes it groove. Your buddy sean gets up to go piss and his old lady is looking at you smiling. She says, with a hint of naughty : " good god he is so boring....want to get out of here? I have something crazy to show you?" Do you:

A: leave with her immediatly before sean comes back
B: tell shawn what has happened

this is a tough call... I'm going with A just because shawn cant decide how to spell his own name

let's see it

[veritas]

B- wallrusville

After walking for some time you now begin to contemplate that you are nearing the time for when you would need to begin walking back to make it to your shift on time...you slow down. all of a sudden a giant purplish portal opens up in front of you, do you:

A: You turn around and decide to go back to work
B: you enter the portal

[Paradox]

B- enter the portal

This better be good, i grow tiresome of this game.

[veritas]

this is a tough call... I'm going with A just because shawn cant decide how to spell his own name

let's see it

shutup.

ok, you decide to leave shaun in the bathroom with his tinkler in his hand and follow his girl, whose name turns out to be liz. She brinks you out back into an alley and tells you, "after tonight, if you are not afraid, you will be like a god". she then points to a limosine that is parked at the end of the alley. she asks you to enter it. do you:

A: decline and say thanks but no thanks, and go back in and kick it with your boys
B: follow liz into the limo

[Sharp]

shutup.
:)))))
ok, you decide to leave shaun in the bathroom with his tinkler in his hand and follow his girl, whose name turns out to be liz. She brinks you out back into an alley and tells you, "after tonight, if you are not afraid, you will be like a god". she then points to a limosine that is parked at the end of the alley. she asks you to enter it. do you:

A: decline and say thanks but no thanks, and go back in and kick it with your boys
B: follow liz into the limo

A

make me a god v

[veritas]

B- enter the portal

This better be good, i grow tiresome of this game.

THE PORTAL CRUSHES YOU AND YOU DIE A MEANINGLESS DEATH WHICH MAKES SENSE BECAUSE YOUR LIFE WAS MEANINGLESS BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ENLIGHTENED BUT COULD NEVER EVEN MASTER PATIENCE AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO RUIN YET ANOTHER THREAD. I HAD BIG PLANS FOR YOUR WALRUSVILLE ADVENTURE BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP. LEAVE THIS THREAD AND TAKE YOUR UNORIGIANL TOOLSHED SELF WITH YOU. GOOD DAY SIR.

OPTIONS EXTINGUISHED. YOUR STORY IS OVER.

[veritas]

A

make me a god v

WAIT...you said A, but want to be a god. are you sure you want choice A then?

[Hush]

THE PORTAL CRUSHES YOU AND YOU DIE A MEANINGLESS DEATH WHICH MAKES SENSE BECAUSE YOUR LIFE WAS MEANINGLESS BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ENLIGHTENED BUT COULD NEVER EVEN MASTER PATIENCE AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO RUIN YET ANOTHER THREAD. I HAD BIG PLANS FOR YOUR WALRUSVILLE ADVENTURE BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP. LEAVE THIS THREAD AND TAKE YOUR UNORIGIANL TOOLSHED SELF WITH YOU. GOOD DAY SIR.

OPTIONS EXTINGUISHED. YOUR STORY IS OVER.

Lol

[PancakeBrah]

"It is leg day at the gym, you have just finished your second set of starting strenght squats and are fixing to add +5 plates to each side, when you feel a sudden and strong pain in your abdomen. Do you:

A: go to the locker room

B: tough thru it and finish out your 3x5?

Depends on how painful but in my experience I'd do b

[Sharp]

WAIT...you said A, but want to be a god. are you sure you want choice A then?

SHIT my bad B please

[Paradox]

THE PORTAL CRUSHES YOU AND YOU DIE A MEANINGLESS DEATH WHICH MAKES SENSE BECAUSE YOUR LIFE WAS MEANINGLESS BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ENLIGHTENED BUT COULD NEVER EVEN MASTER PATIENCE AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO RUIN YET ANOTHER THREAD. I HAD BIG PLANS FOR YOUR WALRUSVILLE ADVENTURE BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP. LEAVE THIS THREAD AND TAKE YOUR UNORIGIANL TOOLSHED SELF WITH YOU. GOOD DAY SIR.

OPTIONS EXTINGUISHED. YOUR STORY IS OVER.

Fucking lol

Good ending.

Srs.

[veritas]

SHIT my bad B please

you enter the limo and are almost immediatly glad you did. there is a stone faced man sitting somber, dressed dapper, across from you. The plush leather feels good on your bony butt (no homo) and liz is digging you. all of a sudden liz becomes very aroused and starts carressing your pants. you start getting a chubster, with potential for superstar. at this point the old man speaks, saying: "she cannot hear you right now" by now liz has your semi erect pink thing in her mouth and is fellatio. the pleasure is immense. the man speaks again: "are you ready to be a god? if so, make her stop"

do you:

A: try to stop her
B: finish in her mouth

[veritas]

Fucking lol

Good ending.

Srs.

walrusville mourns for you. I hate you today for this.

[Sharp]

you enter the limo and are almost immediatly glad you did. there is a stone faced man sitting somber, dressed dapper, across from you. The plush leather feels good on your bony butt (no homo) and liz is digging you. all of a sudden liz becomes very aroused and starts carressing your pants. you start getting a chubster, with potential for superstar. at this point the old man speaks, saying: "she cannot hear you right now" by now liz has your semi erect pink thing in her mouth and is fellatio. the pleasure is immense. the man speaks again: "are you ready to be a god? if so, make her stop"

do you:

A: try to stop her
B: finish in her mouth
lol

I have to do this

A

[StarFaggot]

A. "Spend time with us" - Veritas wife and child

[veritas]

Depends on how painful but in my experience I'd do b

you finish the 3rd set somehow but now the pain is so great that you black out.....

you awaken in darkness. you realize VEEEERRRRYYY quickly that you are trapped in somesort of bodybag, and that your arms and legs are bound. you over hear two men talking about "the experiment seems to be working" and "that last one didn't do so well". you realize you can open the zipper to the body bag from the inside with your teeth...at least part of the way. do you:

A: wait for the men to stop talking and then attempt to open the zipper
B: open the zipper as best you can right now

[veritas]

lol

I have to do this

A

you try to pull her off but only to realize that she sucks even harder, in fact you begin to feel teeth. you look to old man as if to say "help?" he smiles quietly and tosses you a knife. "be careful how you stab her, i would hate for her to clamp down".

do you:


A: slit her throat
B: shank her eardrum

[PancakeBrah]

B

[veritas]

A. "Spend time with us" - Veritas wife and child

"Eat rice with us" - eawoah's mom and dad

[veritas]

B

Your panic quickly overtakes you and your adrenaline fills you to action, you crane your neck and grab the zipper with your teeth, pulling it downward. by a mere miracle it seems that the two men had started walking out of the room as you peek your head out of the bag. you see that you are in a dark, dank, shady af looking labratory, and you immediatly smell death and foul cooch, and possibly popcorn. do you:

A: try to worm your way out of the bag while on the table
B: roll yourself off the table in the hopes of getting better leverage on the floor

[PancakeBrah]

B obv.

[veritas]

B obv.

you decide to parkour roll yourself to the left off of the table, and land on your side, it hurts slightly but nothing you can't handle. you snake your way out of the bag by sliding on the floor like a dog with parvo. you now find yourself free from the bag, but still bound. you notice instruments on a nearby counter and hop over to them. you see the following: a bone saw, and an acetylene torch. do you:

A: use the bonesaw
B: use the torch

[Sharp]

you try to pull her off but only to realize that she sucks even harder, in fact you begin to feel teeth. you look to old man as if to say "help?" he smiles quietly and tosses you a knife. "be careful how you stab her, i would hate for her to clamp down".

do you:


A: slit her throat
B: shank her eardrum

oh shit lol


A I hope haha

[PancakeBrah]

you decide to parkour roll yourself to the left off of the table, and land on your side, it hurts slightly but nothing you can't handle. you snake your way out of the bag by sliding on the floor like a dog with parvo. you now find yourself free from the bag, but still bound. you notice instruments on a nearby counter and hop over to them. you see the following: a bone saw, and an acetylene torch. do you:

A: use the bonesaw
B: use the torch

B

Less chance of cutting veins nahmean fuck a burn. Stand far enough away from torch to slow burn and minimize wounds g

[veritas]

oh shit lol


A I hope haha

amidst the most pleaurable and yet awkward and yet pleasurable sexual experience of your life, you grab the serrated blade turn it around her throat and slit it. the rush of blood gurgles up her throat and it forces the oxygen up before it, causing her throat to open releasing your skinny member. which is now covered in blood. the knife reflects her slumping body now laying on the limo floor, which by the way has now stopped. The old man begins touching himself in his private area slowly and all of a sudden teh door opens and the blood drips out. The mans speaks: "you now have a second test." if you exit this limo right now you will be returned to the bar where your friends will wonder what happended to you. if you stay, you will go on to the second test. do you:

A: go on to the second test
B: exit the limo and go back to your friends

[sral]

lmao I'm down for this

[StarFaggot]

"Eat rice with us" - eawoah's mom and dad

Solid.

[veritas]

B

Less chance of cutting veins nahmean fuck a burn. Stand far enough away from torch to slow burn and minimize wounds g

you reach over and very carefully turn on the torch with your teeth, burning your mustache off. you hop back and attempt to hop up on the counter, which after the second try do. you then very carefully position the band around your legs into the fire burning it, along with our hipster sweat pants as well, causing immense pain. you let out a scream@!!!! you then fight through the pain and position it to do the same to your hands, also burning. painscream2x!!!! by this point the adrenaline is starting to lose to the pain of the burns, but is once again kicked in because you hear feet marching rapidly down the hall toward your location. do you:

A: stay and fight
B: try and hide

[Sharp]

amidst the most pleaurable and yet awkward and yet pleasurable sexual experience of your life, you grab the serrated blade turn it around her throat and slit it. the rush of blood gurgles up her throat and it forces the oxygen up before it, causing her throat to open releasing your skinny member. which is now covered in blood. the knife reflects her slumping body now laying on the limo floor, which by the way has now stopped. The old man begins touching himself in his private area slowly and all of a sudden teh door opens and the blood drips out. The mans speaks: "you now have a second test." if you exit this limo right now you will be returned to the bar where your friends will wonder what happended to you. if you stay, you will go on to the second test. do you:

A: go on to the second test
B: exit the limo and go back to your friends

IM IN TOO DEEP

ROUND 2

AAAAAAAA

[veritas]

lmao I'm down for this

it is another gloomy night in the Queen's streets and you find yourself helplessly drunk and stumbling. you need coke. you manage to secure some from a rather tall man in a trench coat, who said something about: "this is going to blast you straight to hell". you mumbled drunkenly: "thklejre ithsl;j hell in klj;klanyway?@!?" you proceed to stagger into a fast food establishment and go ito the bathroom stall. you sit on the pot and open up the coke, it is glowing pink like himalyan salt, but not himalyan salt. you decide to be like fuck it and snort some, you have enough for 6 lines do you

A: snort half
B: snort all of mysterious pink glowing coke

[veritas]

I am fixing to punch out at work guys, I will return to this thread this evening guys.

[sral]

it is another gloomy night in the Queen's streets and you find yourself helplessly drunk and stumbling. you need coke. you manage to secure some from a rather tall man in a trench coat, who said something about: "this is going to blast you straight to hell". you mumbled drunkenly: "thklejre ithsl;j hell in klj;klanyway?@!?" you proceed to stagger into a fast food establishment and go ito the bathroom stall. you sit on the pot and open up the coke, it is glowing pink like himalyan salt, but not himalyan salt. you decide to be like fuck it and snort some, you have enough for 6 lines do you

A: snort half
B: snort all of mysterious pink glowing coke

I'd sniff the entire thing, I've no idea what Himalayan salt even is but it sounds like datshitcray.

[big baby]

approxiametly

[PancakeBrah]

you reach over and very carefully turn on the torch with your teeth, burning your mustache off. you hop back and attempt to hop up on the counter, which after the second try do. you then very carefully position the band around your legs into the fire burning it, along with our hipster sweat pants as well, causing immense pain. you let out a scream@!!!! you then fight through the pain and position it to do the same to your hands, also burning. painscream2x!!!! by this point the adrenaline is starting to lose to the pain of the burns, but is once again kicked in because you hear feet marching rapidly down the hall toward your location. do you:

A: stay and fight
B: try and hide

im outnumbered and injured. b

[Paradox]

I have awoken from my slumber and wish to resume my journey in walrusville pls V

Lets have a do over.

[veritas]

I'd sniff the entire thing, I've no idea what Himalayan salt even is but it sounds like datshitcray.

you snort all of it, and it burns soooooo good. your head, previously filled with incomprhensible blithering idiocy, is now suddenly opened. you realize that you have gone insane. calmly you stand up, and walk into the fast food restaurant. it smells of grease. you see a mother and her teen daughter in line. They are both attractive. you also see a police officer behind them, do you:

A: attempt to fondle the mother and daughter
B: leave teh restaurant

[veritas]

im outnumbered and injured. b

you at first thing about fighting but reason prevails, your movement is painful but you are able. you quickly scan the room for a place to hide, you see a window cracked open above the counter where you operated the torch, you also see a broom closet about five steps adjacent. the footsteps of roughly five guards (you assume) draw near, do you:

A: go out the window
B: choose the closet

[veritas]

I have awoken from my slumber and wish to resume my journey in walrusville pls V

Lets have a do over.

fine. shutup.


you enter the portal and all of a sudden you feel different. you look down and see that you have flippers. you try and stand up and ambulate, but you merely slide forward. you feel cold. you look down and see that you are on a piece of ice. you look around and suddenly see many walri all flopped out chilling. you look out towards the sea. you can see another island in the distance, although the current is pulling in. do you:

A: waddle over to the herd
B: swim towards the other island

[PancakeBrah]

you at first thing about fighting but reason prevails, your movement is painful but you are able. you quickly scan the room for a place to hide, you see a window cracked open above the counter where you operated the torch, you also see a broom closet about five steps adjacent. the footsteps of roughly five guards (you assume) draw near, do you:

A: go out the window
B: choose the closet

A. They'll check the closet leading to a loss for me. Might not make it through the window but it at least gives me a chance.

[veritas]

A. They'll check the closet leading to a loss for me. Might not make it through the window but it at least gives me a chance.



you use your considerable strenght to push your self up into the open window and somehow manage to pull yourself through it as you hear guards yelling stop. you start falling as you hear a guard faintly say : "Dont worry he is a dead man now for sure"

you fall into the darkness....you land on hard ground but luckily suffer no seroius injuries save your severly burned ankles and wrists. you proceed to take stock of your situation, you are in a dense jungle and looking at some sort of old decrepit building hidden amidst it. do you:

A: run away as far as possible
B: investigate the perimeter

[Paradox]

fine. shutup.


you enter the portal and all of a sudden you feel different. you look down and see that you have flippers. you try and stand up and ambulate, but you merely slide forward. you feel cold. you look down and see that you are on a piece of ice. you look around and suddenly see many walri all flopped out chilling. you look out towards the sea. you can see another island in the distance, although the current is pulling in. do you:

A: waddle over to the herd
B: swim towards the other island

im not an endurance swimmer, so option A - waddle to the heard

[Swerve]

If you have time, V, I would love to take part in this.

[PancakeBrah]

you use your considerable strenght to push your self up into the open window and somehow manage to pull yourself through it as you hear guards yelling stop. you start falling as you hear a guard faintly say : "Dont worry he is a dead man now for sure"

you fall into the darkness....you land on hard ground but luckily suffer no seroius injuries save your severly burned ankles and wrists. you proceed to take stock of your situation, you are in a dense jungle and looking at some sort of old decrepit building hidden amidst it. do you:

A: run away as far as possible
B: investigate the perimeter

A. Fuck am I going to investigate things for when I am in danger. Running far and fast.

[veritas]

im not an endurance swimmer, so option A - waddle to the heard

you waddle to the heard only to be amazed that they are able to speak. The elder Warlus tells you: "Hello Walt, how are you this morning? Would you like some fish? we have plenty. How about a flop on the rocks, we have the nicest?". You engage in the fish and flopping for many days. one day the elder looks worried, he asks to speak to you. Do you:

A: talk to the elder
B: tell the elder to kick rocks

[veritas]

A. Fuck am I going to investigate things for when I am in danger. Running far and fast.

you run as far and as fast as you can into the dense jungle. The pain from your burns becomes too intense to carry on. You come to a clearing with bright blue and bright red plants. You remember from your boy scout days that one of these plants was used to cure burns, but you forgot which one. Do you:

A: apply the red plant to the burns
B: apply the blue plant to the burns

[veritas]

If you have time, V, I would love to take part in this.


you are a fireman. A rookie. You are en-route to your first real call to a real fire. Your adrenaline is pumping, "boomp-boomp-boomp-boomp" excitement and fear almost overcome you. You remember your training. Breathe steady...in...out...in...out. You arrive at a trailer park. You notice off the bat that there is a brown and white single-wide engulfed in furious flames. "GET OVER HERE PROBY!!" yells veteran Mark Carmichael, his magnum p.i-esque mustache blowing in the wind....he is attempting to pull a victim from the window. The closer you get you notice the woman is burnt severly, you begin to piece the scene together, and notice that she is black, like negro black, but her skin looks white from the burns, the severe burns....

you and Mark manage to pull her out of the trailer (which is now almost completly engulfed), and lay her withering body on the ground. In this moment, she grabs your arm and looks intently into your eyes, she speaks: "am I going to die"?

do you:

A: tell her the 100% truth, "ma'aam I don't know".
B: lie to her, "You are going to make it ma'am, just fine, don't worry".

[Sharp]

Don't ignore the best story v

[veritas]

IM IN TOO DEEP

ROUND 2

AAAAAAAA

The old man smiles as you tell him you are ready. the limo travels for some time and then stops. The old man throws you a roll of quarters and a sock. "put the quarters into the sock" he says. you do. the old man grins showing rotting teeth, and speaks again: "I want you to get out and beat the first person you see. It must be the first person you see". you agree. you get out and see a park playground. you begin walking up and see a sweet 4 year old blonde haired girl laughing bouncing around the play place, you then see what appears to be a man (perhaps her father) watching her while reading the paper on a nearby bench. Do you:

A: choose the girl
B: choose the man

[PancakeBrah]

you run as far and as fast as you can into the dense jungle. The pain from your burns becomes too intense to carry on. You come to a clearing with bright blue and bright red plants. You remember from your boy scout days that one of these plants was used to cure burns, but you forgot which one. Do you:

A: apply the red plant to the burns
B: apply the blue plant to the burns

Fuark this is impossible. B

[veritas]

Fuark this is impossible. B

You apply the blue plant to the burns and continue on. You are making good progress, you hear guards far from you, in fact it sounds like they are moving east while you are moving north, which is good. All of a sudden you start getting dizzy, your legs begin to get weak, and teh pain of the burns is forgotten as you begin to black out....again.

You awaken in a library. You are completly alone (or so you think). On the table in front of you is a book full of names. You look and recognize some and some you do not. At this moment a man walks up to you, and speaks: "Hello, I am sure you have questions, but first, an answer to a question you have not yet thougth to ask....yes". You look perplexed. He continues: "I have a proposition for you, You were rescued from a terrible fate of torture and pain, but now you have the oppurtunity to stop those people, or you could stay here of course"? do you:

A: stay in the library with the man
B: stop the people who attacked you

[Swerve]

you are a fireman. A rookie. You are en-route to your first real call to a real fire. Your adrenaline is pumping, "boomp-boomp-boomp-boomp" excitement and fear almost overcome you. You remember your training. Breathe steady...in...out...in...out. You arrive at a trailer park. You notice off the bat that there is a brown and white single-wide engulfed in furious flames. "GET OVER HERE PROBY!!" yells veteran Mark Carmichael, his magnum p.i-esque mustache blowing in the wind....he is attempting to pull a victim from the window. The closer you get you notice the woman is burnt severly, you begin to piece the scene together, and notice that she is black, like negro black, but her skin looks white from the burns, the severe burns....

you and Mark manage to pull her out of the trailer (which is now almost completly engulfed), and lay her withering body on the ground. In this moment, she grabs your arm and looks intently into your eyes, she speaks: "am I going to die"?

do you:

A: tell her the 100% truth, "ma'aam I don't know".
B: lie to her, "You are going to make it ma'am, just fine, don't worry".

B, you gotta reassure the victim of tragedy even if you are not sure.

[PancakeBrah]

You apply the blue plant to the burns and continue on. You are making good progress, you hear guards far from you, in fact it sounds like they are moving east while you are moving north, which is good. All of a sudden you start getting dizzy, your legs begin to get weak, and teh pain of the burns is forgotten as you begin to black out....again.

You awaken in a library. You are completly alone (or so you think). On the table in front of you is a book full of names. You look and recognize some and some you do not. At this moment a man walks up to you, and speaks: "Hello, I am sure you have questions, but first, an answer to a question you have not yet thougth to ask....yes". You look perplexed. He continues: "I have a proposition for you, You were rescued from a terrible fate of torture and pain, but now you have the oppurtunity to stop those people, or you could stay here of course"? do you:

A: stay in the library with the man
B: stop the people who attacked you

A. Chillin in library 2 ez

[veritas]

B, you gotta reassure the victim of tragedy even if you are not sure.

You load the woman onto the ambulance and it speeds away into the cool autumn night. Carmicheal walks by and slaps you on the shoulder, "you did right boy, you did right". You go back to the fire station and everyone is telling you that you handled yourself like a pro, the chief comes by and ruffles your hair. You blush. you retire to the bunkhouse and get ready for bed, sleep comes quickly. You dream.

You awaken in a library. You are completly alone (or so you think). On the table in front of you is a book full of names. You look and recognize some and some you do not. At this moment a man walks up to you, and speaks: "Hello, I am sure you have questions, but first, an answer to a question you have not yet thougth to ask....no". You look perplexed. He continues: "I have a proposition for you, when you awaken you will be faced with a diffucult choice, though you know not why. I adivse you to choose wisely.

You sit up and greet the day. You slide down the pole (no homo) and head to the kitchen for coffee and bacon. Some of the guys are already up and the festive mood of yesternight is gone. Chief slides the paper to you. it reads:

"tragic house fire claims the life of 44yr old". Her name was Erma Jean Grey. She was a mother of 2 and a grandmother of 1. Her wake will be held at Abraham funeral home thursday at 5pm."

Carmicheal speaks up, "Hey kid, this happens, IT happens, more times than I can count, the boys are going to take up a donation and go, you coming"?

do you:

A: Go with the boys on Thursday
B: Just give a donation and not attend

[veritas]

A. Chillin in library 2 ez


You tell the man that you intend to "chill" in the library. His eyes turn glowing bright, and he says to you: "Your name is not written in that book, does this fact change your mind"?

does this:

A: change your mind, you will go face the people
B: Remain intent to chill in the library

[Paradox]

you waddle to the heard only to be amazed that they are able to speak. The elder Warlus tells you: "Hello Walt, how are you this morning? Would you like some fish? we have plenty. How about a flop on the rocks, we have the nicest?". You engage in the fish and flopping for many days. one day the elder looks worried, he asks to speak to you. Do you:

A: talk to the elder
B: tell the elder to kick rocks

Option A, I wish to speak to him

[Swerve]

You load the woman onto the ambulance and it speeds away into the cool autumn night. Carmicheal walks by and slaps you on the shoulder, "you did right boy, you did right". You go back to the fire station and everyone is telling you that you handled yourself like a pro, the chief comes by and ruffles your hair. You blush. you retire to the bunkhouse and get ready for bed, sleep comes quickly. You dream.

You awaken in a library. You are completly alone (or so you think). On the table in front of you is a book full of names. You look and recognize some and some you do not. At this moment a man walks up to you, and speaks: "Hello, I am sure you have questions, but first, an answer to a question you have not yet thougth to ask....no". You look perplexed. He continues: "I have a proposition for you, when you awaken you will be faced with a diffucult choice, though you know not why. I adivse you to choose wisely.

You sit up and greet the day. You slide down the pole (no homo) and head to the kitchen for coffee and bacon. Some of the guys are already up and the festive mood of yesternight is gone. Chief slides the paper to you. it reads:

"tragic house fire claims the life of 44yr old". Her name was Erma Jean Grey. She was a mother of 2 and a grandmother of 1. Her wake will be held at Abraham funeral home thursday at 5pm."

Carmicheal speaks up, "Hey kid, this happens, IT happens, more times than I can count, the boys are going to take up a donation and go, you coming"?

do you:

A: Go with the boys on Thursday
B: Just give a donation and not attend


A, as I do not think this is the question I have not yet thought to ask yet.

[PancakeBrah]

You tell the man that you intend to "chill" in the library. His eyes turn glowing bright, and he says to you: "Your name is not written in that book, does this fact change your mind"?

does this:

A: change your mind, you will go face the people
B: Remain intent to chill in the library

A. Dudes eyes are glowing no thx Jeff will go fight ppl now

[Suthaveli]

THE PORTAL CRUSHES YOU AND YOU DIE A MEANINGLESS DEATH WHICH MAKES SENSE BECAUSE YOUR LIFE WAS MEANINGLESS BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ENLIGHTENED BUT COULD NEVER EVEN MASTER PATIENCE AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO RUIN YET ANOTHER THREAD. I HAD BIG PLANS FOR YOUR WALRUSVILLE ADVENTURE BUT YOU FUCKED IT UP. LEAVE THIS THREAD AND TAKE YOUR UNORIGIANL TOOLSHED SELF WITH YOU. GOOD DAY SIR.

OPTIONS EXTINGUISHED. YOUR STORY IS OVER.

Lmfao

[veritas]

A, as I do not think this is the question I have not yet thought to ask yet.

You and the boys arrive at the wake and the mood is typical, somber, death is in the air. You make your way through the procedings, when a young woman approaches you. She screams out: "YOU!!! YOU!!! YOU LET HER DIE! YOU LETTT HER DIE WITHOUT MAKING PEACE!!! YOU COULD HAVE TOLD HER! SHE NEVER GOT RIGHT WITH THE LORD! SHE NEVER GOT FORGIVENESS! DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE WAS SMOKING CRACK AND BURNT UP HER TRAILER! DIDJA KNOW!?? DIDJA!!!??"

she holds up a baby: "HER GRANDMAW IS IN HELL BOY! BURNT BY IT'S VERY FIRES!!! YOU COULDVE TOLD HER THE TRUTH! SHE STILL WOULDVE HAD A CHANCE!" she begins to bang on your chest with one of her hands. The baby is crying ferouciously now. The boys step in and pull you away. Carmicheal tells you: "go on out and get some fresh air kid". you walk outside and look up to the sky. Your hand instinctively reaches in your right jacket pocket and you feel the flask. do you:

A: refrain from the drink
B: seek comfort in the drink

[Sharp]

The old man smiles as you tell him you are ready. the limo travels for some time and then stops. The old man throws you a roll of quarters and a sock. "put the quarters into the sock" he says. you do. the old man grins showing rotting teeth, and speaks again: "I want you to get out and beat the first person you see. It must be the first person you see". you agree. you get out and see a park playground. you begin walking up and see a sweet 4 year old blonde haired girl laughing bouncing around the play place, you then see what appears to be a man (perhaps her father) watching her while reading the paper on a nearby bench. Do you:

A: choose the girl
B: choose the man

Jesus this is getting fucked haha

The first person right?

A

[veritas]

A. Dudes eyes are glowing no thx Jeff will go fight ppl now

The jungle again.... The pain from your burns becomes too intense to carry on. You come to a clearing with bright blue and bright red plants. You remember from your boy scout days that one of these plants was used to cure burns, but you forgot which one. Do you:

A: apply the red plant to the burns
B: apply the blue plant to the burns

[PancakeBrah]

Red plant this time. Fukkin blue pant=glowing eyes librarian. A

[veritas]

Jesus this is getting fucked haha

The first person right?

A


You walk up to the girl and she looks up at you, as you are blocking up the sun and casting a long shadow over her innocent face. She pipes up: "you wanna play?" You immediately smash her in the skull with the sling. You hear it savagely crack, quarters against bone, exposing flying chunks of grey matter, she is dead instantly. you know it......

the dad has speared you and is now on top of you savagely beating you. you are beginning to black out. Your eyes are filling with blood and time is beginning to slow down. His body is blocking out the sun casting a shadow onto you. All of a sudden he falls back. The old man is standing behind him holding a bloody knife. The old man looks down at you and smiles. "I knew you were the one, now then..."

the old man begins to cut onto the dead father, eventually removing his heart. He hands it to you. "eat up" he says.

do you:

A: fuck that, no way
B: take a big bite

[veritas]

Red plant this time. Fukkin blue pant=glowing eyes librarian. A

You apply the red plant. Immediatly your sesnes highten. you feel strong. You no longer feel the fear. You feel powerful. You feel more aesthetic. You feel unstoppable. Your heart rate is slowing down yet your circulation is increasing....boomp-boomp...boomp-boomp. You feel totes alpha. You're jazzed, youre pumped. You have finally achieved the results you have always chased with every trip to GNC. You feel like you could bench press the world. You spike theh front of your hair up with your hand and pop the collar of your Ed Hardy shirt. You begin to slowly walk towards the direction of the incoming pursuants.


very quickly you meet your adversaries in a clearing. You decide to say something witty to them. in this perfect moment of battle do you say:

A: I'm here to mix protein drinks and fuck you all in the ass with my fists and I am all out of protein mix

B: Bags' sister fucks niggerssssss

[PancakeBrah]

You apply the red plant. Immediatly your sesnes highten. you feel strong. You no longer feel the fear. You feel powerful. You feel more aesthetic. You feel unstoppable. Your heart rate is slowing down yet your circulation is increasing....boomp-boomp...boomp-boomp. You feel totes alpha. You're jazzed, youre pumped. You have finally achieved the results you have always chased with every trip to GNC. You feel like you could bench press the world. You spike theh front of your hair up with your hand and pop the collar of your Ed Hardy shirt. You begin to slowly walk towards the direction of the incoming pursuants.


very quickly you meet your adversaries in a clearing. You decide to say something witty to them. in this perfect moment of battle do you say:

A: I'm here to mix protein drinks and fuck you all in the ass with my fists and I am all out of protein mix

B: Bags' sister fucks niggerssssss

B seems like the more sensible option

[Objective]

I know I'm late for this and there's a lot of people in it already, but if I can join in slap me some shit V. Shit's dope.

[veritas]

you yell out: "BAGS SISTER FUCKS NIGGGGEEERRRSSSS!!!!" two of the guards look at each other. one appears to laugh. the other takes his helmet off. ITS ANTHONY COLAVITO HIMSELF. he tells the other guys: "this ones mine". he rips his shirt off, vintage Hulkster style. This is two alpha males fixing to clash. Anthony's hairy chest reveals erect nipples. He is practicing shadow punches and popping his neck. You, in turn, begin to strech your hammies and throw a couple of spin kicks, still feeling invincible.

The moment has arrived:

A: preemptive strike
B: defense is the best offense

[veritas]

I know I'm late for this and there's a lot of people in it already, but if I can join in slap me some shit V. Shit's dope.

you haven't slept good in weeks, but tonight is different. You finally crashed. You find yourself in a deep sleep only to be awoken by the sound of your daughter screaming. You jump up and run to her room. She says: "daddy! there is a monster in my closet!"

do you

A: tell her "go back to bed sweetie, its just a bad dream".
B: check the closet first to assure her there is no monster

[Certain]

I'm only reading El Pancake's story but enjoying it immensely.

[Swerve]

You and the boys arrive at the wake and the mood is typical, somber, death is in the air. You make your way through the procedings, when a young woman approaches you. She screams out: "YOU!!! YOU!!! YOU LET HER DIE! YOU LETTT HER DIE WITHOUT MAKING PEACE!!! YOU COULD HAVE TOLD HER! SHE NEVER GOT RIGHT WITH THE LORD! SHE NEVER GOT FORGIVENESS! DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE WAS SMOKING CRACK AND BURNT UP HER TRAILER! DIDJA KNOW!?? DIDJA!!!??"

she holds up a baby: "HER GRANDMAW IS IN HELL BOY! BURNT BY IT'S VERY FIRES!!! YOU COULDVE TOLD HER THE TRUTH! SHE STILL WOULDVE HAD A CHANCE!" she begins to bang on your chest with one of her hands. The baby is crying ferouciously now. The boys step in and pull you away. Carmicheal tells you: "go on out and get some fresh air kid". you walk outside and look up to the sky. Your hand instinctively reaches in your right jacket pocket and you feel the flask. do you:

A: refrain from the drink
B: seek comfort in the drink


A. Refrain from the drink. I shall not console myself with fire water.

[PancakeBrah]

Sharps been going through some serious moral questions I highly suggest his as well

[Sharp]

You walk up to the girl and she looks up at you, as you are blocking up the sun and casting a long shadow over her innocent face. She pipes up: "you wanna play?" You immediately smash her in the skull with the sling. You hear it savagely crack, quarters against bone, exposing flying chunks of grey matter, she is dead instantly. you know it......

the dad has speared you and is now on top of you savagely beating you. you are beginning to black out. Your eyes are filling with blood and time is beginning to slow down. His body is blocking out the sun casting a shadow onto you. All of a sudden he falls back. The old man is standing behind him holding a bloody knife. The old man looks down at you and smiles. "I knew you were the one, now then..."

the old man begins to cut onto the dead father, eventually removing his heart. He hands it to you. "eat up" he says.

do you:

A: fuck that, no way
B: take a big bite

God damn

I'M IN TOO DEEP

B

[veritas]

A. Refrain from the drink. I shall not console myself with fire water.

You look up to the sky and sigh, turning away from the "fire water". Carmicheal comes out and says: "man what a fucked up day kid, you alright?"

"yes" you nod, lying.

"hey you still got that flask kid"? whispers Carmicheal. do you:

A: say yes
B: say no

[Sharp]

Sharps been going through some serious moral questions I highly suggest his as well

I SLIT A GIRLS THROAT WHILE GETTING HEAD. I HAVE TO KNOW WHY

[Diode]

i hope this is cathartic for you

everyone else:

i hope you enjoy knowing that you are getting a bald, 40-year old psych tech off.

[veritas]

God damn

I'M IN TOO DEEP

B

The old man speaks up: "You are ready to meet the boss. I need you to drive I will give you directions, you might as well get used to it anyways". You drive following the old man's directions and eventually end up in a large circular driveway in front of a giant mansion on a hill. You put the limo in park and get out. The old man is now standing in front of a giant fountain which prominently features 4 horses. He holds his hands out, in one hand is a key, the other, an ink pen. "Choose".

A: the ink pen
B: the key

[veritas]

i hope this is cathartic for you

everyone else:

i hope you enjoy knowing that you are getting a bald, 40-year old psych tech off.

thank you for reading. Care to play?

[Sharp]

The old man speaks up: "You are ready to meet the boss. I need you to drive I will give you directions, you might as well get used to it anyways". You drive following the old man's directions and eventually end up in a large circular driveway in front of a giant mansion on a hill. You put the limo in park and get out. The old man is now standing in front of a giant fountain which prominently features 4 horses. He holds his hands out, in one hand is a key, the other, an ink pen. "Choose".

A: the ink pen
B: the key

You used the word fountain

Gimme the pen

A

[Swerve]

You look up to the sky and sigh, turning away from the "fire water". Carmicheal comes out and says: "man what a fucked up day kid, you alright?"

"yes" you nod, lying.

"hey you still got that flask kid"? whispers Carmicheal. do you:

A: say yes
B: say no


Geez....A.

[Certain]

Sharps been going through some serious moral questions I highly suggest his as well

Sharp Nine is dead to me, and I hope he soon will be dead to The Mind Assassin as well.

Now, El Pancake, please choose:

you yell out: "BAGS SISTER FUCKS NIGGGGEEERRRSSSS!!!!" two of the guards look at each other. one appears to laugh. the other takes his helmet off. ITS ANTHONY COLAVITO HIMSELF. he tells the other guys: "this ones mine". he rips his shirt off, vintage Hulkster style. This is two alpha males fixing to clash. Anthony's hairy chest reveals erect nipples. He is practicing shadow punches and popping his neck. You, in turn, begin to strech your hammies and throw a couple of spin kicks, still feeling invincible.

The moment has arrived:

A: preemptive strike
B: defense is the best offense

[veritas]

You used the word fountain

Gimme the pen

A

you take the pen. It is magnificent. you are led into the house. it is amazing. grand beyond belief. your eye cannot fathom such splendor. the old man escorts you down several flights of twisting stairs to a lower level and smiles. he shows you 2 doors, he states: "the key I offerred you earlier opens both. the door on the right is your family who are currently being raped and tortured, and they will surely perish....eventually (laughs), the door on the left is the boss". do you tell him to

A: open the family door
B: open the boss door

[veritas]

Geez....A.

Carmicheal says: "thanks for holding it for me kid, you know the chief and how he sweats me about the drink". he kills it off like a veteran drinker. Yall walk to the car. Carmicheal gets in and starts it. the boys get in the back leaving you to shotgun.

do you:

A: get in
B: tell carmicheal that you will drive

[Sharp]

you take the pen. It is magnificent. you are led into the house. it is amazing. grand beyond belief. your eye cannot fathom such splendor. the old man escorts you down several flights of twisting stairs to a lower level and smiles. he shows you 2 doors, he states: "the key I offerred you earlier opens both. the door on the right is your family who are currently being raped and tortured, and they will surely perish....eventually (laughs), the door on the left is the boss". do you tell him to

A: open the family door
B: open the boss door

If you're just doing this to see what I'll accept in a story I decided to go all in from the moment I left the bar

B

have fun with my hypothetical family

[Sharp]

Sharp Nine is dead to me, and I hope he soon will be dead to The Mind Assassin as well.



the meth thing?

it's the meth thing isn't it

I'm sorry

[PancakeBrah]

you yell out: "BAGS SISTER FUCKS NIGGGGEEERRRSSSS!!!!" two of the guards look at each other. one appears to laugh. the other takes his helmet off. ITS ANTHONY COLAVITO HIMSELF. he tells the other guys: "this ones mine". he rips his shirt off, vintage Hulkster style. This is two alpha males fixing to clash. Anthony's hairy chest reveals erect nipples. He is practicing shadow punches and popping his neck. You, in turn, begin to strech your hammies and throw a couple of spin kicks, still feeling invincible.

The moment has arrived:

A: preemptive strike
B: defense is the best offense

B. Bags can't throw a punch for shit

[veritas]

If you're just doing this to see what I'll accept in a story I decided to go all in from the moment I left the bar

B

have fun with my hypothetical family


You hear their screams and walk through the door. The room is huge. There is shadowy figure in a suit. He says: "approach". You approach. "are you ready to be a god"? he asks. you say yes. he slides you an emerald knife. "slit your throat then human".

do you:

A: run
B: do it

[Sharp]

we both know this alternate universe sharp nine has nothing but bad things waiting for him outside that door

slit it

[veritas]

B. Bags can't throw a punch for shit

bags rushes you and catches you by surprise, you lose your footing. you both roll around on the ground and suddenly you feel a poke. he is erect. you suddently notice that you are erect too. He whispers to you "I am so lonely". you resond by saying: "they say we only use 10 percent of our brain, but i think we only use 10 percent of our heart". do you:

A: embrace him in passion
B: use this moment to strike

[Objective]

A: tell her "go back to bed sweetie, its just a bad dream".
B: check the closet first to assure her there is no monster

B, got to show that the proof of no monsters.

[veritas]

we both know this alternate universe sharp nine has nothing but bad things waiting for him outside that door

slit it


You find yourself in a huge library. There is a man standing over you. he has a sword that appears to be perpetually burning yet never consumed. He looks down upon you and speaks: "IS YOUR NAME IN THE BOOK"? you look, it is not. you realize you still have the pen though! do you:

A: attempt to write your name
B: tell him no

[PancakeBrah]

bags rushes you and catches you by surprise, you lose your footing. you both roll around on the ground and suddenly you feel a poke. he is erect. you suddently notice that you are erect too. He whispers to you "I am so lonely". you resond by saying: "they say we only use 10 percent of our brain, but i think we only use 10 percent of our heart". do you:

A: embrace him in passion
B: use this moment to strike

Oh dear

B, obv

[veritas]

B, got to show that the proof of no monsters.

You move to the closet and open it. Your daughter is slunched down in the corner with her knees to her chest. She whispers: "Daddy...there is a monster in my bed". Do you:

A: turn and face the bed
B: stay affixed to the closet

[Meth]

Holy lolz

I'm down

[veritas]

Oh dear

B, obv

YOU haymaker his face repeatedly and repeatedly with such power and strength that you are amazed tbh. You stand above his beaten corpse. The other guards aim there weapons at you. do you:

A: rush them
B: try to stop the bullets

[Sharp]

You find yourself in a huge library. There is a man standing over you. he has a sword that appears to be perpetually burning yet never consumed. He looks down upon you and speaks: "IS YOUR NAME IN THE BOOK"? you look, it is not. you realize you still have the pen though! do you:

A: attempt to write your name
B: tell him no

holy fuck im in cakes story

I may have obliterated a kid but I'm no liar

B

[veritas]

Holy lolz

I'm down

7th grade was a bitch, judging by the weather of your first day of 8th grade things will get no better. You are standing outside waiting for the bus and it is late and now the rain begins to pour down upon you. do you:

A: wait for the bus
B: begin heading to school

[PancakeBrah]

YOU haymaker his face repeatedly and repeatedly with such power and strength that you are amazed tbh. You stand above his beaten corpse. The other guards aim there weapons at you. do you:

A: rush them
B: try to stop the bullets

I'm on dat dere red plant steroid I can smell sounds.

B

[Meth]

7th grade was a bitch, judging by the weather of your first day of 8th grade things will get no better. You are standing outside waiting for the bus and it is late and now the rain begins to pour down upon you. do you:

A: wait for the bus
B: begin heading to school

I'm a go getter V

B

[Objective]

You move to the closet and open it. Your daughter is slunched down in the corner with her knees to her chest. She whispers: "Daddy...there is a monster in my bed". Do you:

A: turn and face the bed
B: stay affixed to the closet

A. Got to see what she's yelling about and assure her there's nothing anywhere.

[Diode]

in which veritas writes fan fiction about all of you and you encourage it.

in which it is all one big circular allegory to convince you to accept jesus christ as your lord and savior.

in which i am very disappointed in certain for not shutting this down.

[Swerve]

Carmicheal says: "thanks for holding it for me kid, you know the chief and how he sweats me about the drink". he kills it off like a veteran drinker. Yall walk to the car. Carmicheal gets in and starts it. the boys get in the back leaving you to shotgun.

do you:

A: get in
B: tell carmicheal that you will drive

B. How about you let the rook take the wheel, chief?

[PancakeBrah]

in which veritas writes fan fiction about all of you and you encourage it.

in which it is all one big circular allegory to convince you to accept jesus christ as your lord and savior.

in which i am very disappointed in certain for not shutting this down.

Or we all realize most of that but still find it entertaining and realize its harmless and not worth complaining about

[Certain]

I have a theory that El Pancake has made it to the kingdom of heaven, which for him is being manifested as Bags erections, while Sharp Nine remains in purgatory, which is the room with the book of names.

I'm v. interested in finding out if I am correct.

[Ghost1]

Pancake. ......U struck me?!?!?!?!

Story over. U have forsaken all that is right.


Sharp nine story my fav tbc.

Also swerve story seems boring....u should kill him....sumthin about his spine an or lotion or canada

[veritas]

holy fuck im in cakes story

I may have obliterated a kid but I'm no liar

B

The flaming sword chops your head off with speed unheard of. You are dead.

The next moment you are shocked as it appears that all you can see is a penis. it is pounding your face. You are stupified. you are frozen. you feel something cut into your throat. you fall back. the last thing you see is an old man touching himself. blackness....nothingness.....

THE END.

[PancakeBrah]

Lmao sharp dun goofed

[Objective]

Hahahah, you fucked up bad Sharp. Damn.

[Sharp]

wow lmao

are there do-overs to see where you were going with that or do I just have to live with suddenly being decapitated and throatfucked?

[Certain]

I just have to live with suddenly being decapitated and throatfucked
Figurative

[Batty]

This is great.

Only question is..

If Sharp took the ink pen, how does he get the key?

[Ghost1]

Jesus sharp

Think of all u did prvsly tho too......all just to get decapithroatfucked

Shame on u.

[Ghost1]

This is great.

Only question is..

If Sharp took the ink pen, how does he get the key?

Noticed this plothole also

Tho he posed the options

Tell the elder to open whichever door

I suppose the elder had the keys

But it seems pointless to have made it a point that the key was needed to open the doors...when apparently u could just tell dude to open them if u didnt get the key lol

[Batty]

Noticed this plothole also

Tho he posed the options

Tell the elder to open whichever door

I suppose the elder had the keys

But it seems pointless to have made it a point that the key was needed to open the doors...when apparently u could just tell dude to open them if u didnt get the key lol


Bro I'm thinking the pen would've cockblocked the decapitation cause the pen is truly mightier than the sword.

Sharp might deserve a different fate.

[Ghost1]

No

He had to die

He slit sum bitches throat while she was slobbin him down cuz sum homeless guy told him hed be a god

Then he beat sum 4 yr old girl to death with a roll of quarters

THEN he left his own family be tortured and raped ....all on que from sum junky who happened to be in his prom dates limo....no sir....these choices were not good choices.

[Batty]

Yeah but they had his fam the whole time.

[veritas]

Option A, I wish to speak to him

He states...."the fish we once so freely enjoyed...now are diminished. The rocks we once flopped upon so freely...have become jagged from the tides. I have heard legends of another island full of what we lack, yet the tide pulls in. What should we do?"

Do you

A: recommend that you will swim to the island to investigate
B: tell the elder someone else should

[veritas]

I'm on dat dere red plant steroid I can smell sounds.

B

They fire, simultaneously. just as they are fixing to reach them your life flashes before your eyes. you see yourself playing super Nintendo. Hide and seek with the neighborhoodt kids, you can smell your mother. The bullets stop. you have the power. you rush at the guards, you crack all of their bones with power fists. it is no competition. you look up to the sky and laugh. do you:

A: head to the building of which you escaped
B: head back into the jungle to explore your powers

[veritas]

I'm a go getter V

B

you begin to run. run from the pain of the past, run from the pain the future will surely bring. you run and run your chubby little legs off. eventually you are in the city. you had lost track of time. you see a blind homeless man with a sign that says: "change for your future?"

do you

A: give him some change
B: keep moving

[veritas]

This is great.

Only question is..

If Sharp took the ink pen, how does he get the key?

I thought you would have figured the key was for the librarian not the door. which door opened before him was still a choice Roy.

edit: let me be more clear. the key would have helped him with the librarian. the elder had the power to open the doors, do not let that point confuse you.

read on gracious reader. bear building.

edit 2x: if he would have chosen the key he would have had the choice of showing the key to the librarian. which would have set him on another path.

edit 3x: if he would have written his name with the pen it would have been sword.

I don't want to explain to much roy.....I am sure you can appreciate that.

chief Campbell to thread.

[Meth]

you begin to run. run from the pain of the past, run from the pain the future will surely bring. you run and run your chubby little legs off. eventually you are in the city. you had lost track of time. you see a blind homeless man with a sign that says: "change for your future?"

do you

A: give him some change
B: keep moving

Gotta save my change for a Mtn dew.

B

[veritas]

B. How about you let the rook take the wheel, chief?

"All right all right...kid.." Carmicheal says. you are driving back towards the station and your thoughts become distractions tbh. as the sun begins to set you are only a few miles from the station when something catches your attention. it is her. on the side of the road....burned....her lips move : "WHY">? at this point you have forgotten about the two lane road you are on and have drifted into on coming traffic!!!

do you:

A: swerve left
B: swerve right

[veritas]

No

He had to die

He slit sum bitches throat while she was slobbin him down cuz sum homeless guy told him hed be a god

Then he beat sum 4 yr old girl to death with a roll of quarters

THEN he left his own family be tortured and raped ....all on que from sum junky who happened to be in his prom dates limo....no sir....these choices were not good choices.



ANTHONY KNEW ABOUT BAD CHOICES. first he had chosen to join that stupid government army, then he decided to try and take on pancake while in super saiyan mode. As he lay nearly deAD on the ground he saw two beings approach, one of light, the other of shade. The one of light spoke: "doest thou want enlightenment?" The one of shade spoke: "doest thou want all the power of the one whom hurt you and your revenge"?

do you choose:

A: revenge and power
B: enlightenment

[veritas]

Gotta save my change for a Mtn dew.

B


you jog past the blind man who cries out: "RALPHIE...THOUGH I SEE NOT, THEE I SEE! WOE UNTO THEE FOR THINE OWN GREED WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN UPON THEE AT TIME VERY NIGH!" your chubby ginger face vibrated from fear but you said: "whatever". (this actually happened to you years ago in real life, but you forgot) you go into a convenience store and head for the cooler to grab a dew. meanwhile an armed assailant busts in and points a gun at the clerk, who has wet herself from fear. The assailant does not see you.

do you:

A: hide
B: hero

[veritas]

A. Got to see what she's yelling about and assure her there's nothing anywhere.

at this point you realize you have 2 daughters. The daughter in the bed begins to speak. "Daddy...I had the worst dream, we were at the park and I was playing and this horrible man came and broke my head to pieces!!! and (sob sob whimper) you tried to stop him, and then you were gone!!!!". at this point, the girl in the closet says: "she has been telling me all these horrible things daddy! I don't believe her and I am scared! make her go away!

Do you:

A: deal with daughter in the bed
B: deal with daughter in the closet

[Meth]

you jog past the blind man who cries out: "RALPHIE...THOUGH I SEE NOT, THEE I SEE! WOE UNTO THEE FOR THINE OWN GREED WILL BE BROUGHT DOWN UPON THEE AT TIME VERY NIGH!" your chubby ginger face vibrated from fear but you said: "whatever". (this actually happened to you years ago in real life, but you forgot) you go into a convenience store and head for the cooler to grab a dew. meanwhile an armed assailant busts in and points a gun at the clerk, who has wet herself from fear. The assailant does not see you.

do you:

A: hide
B: hero

B

Although I might need to check the dew to calm my nerves

Is that stealing?

[veritas]

B

Although I might need to check the dew to calm my nerves

Is that stealing?


yes.

you crouch down...you solid snake onto the ground. you get right around the aisle from him and hear him shouting : "cmon muthafucka break yo shit nigga, break yo shit! 40 block cuz! 40 block!" do you:

A: bum rush him
B: throw something to cause a diversion and then bum rush him

[Meth]

yes.

you crouch down...you solid snake onto the ground. you get right around the aisle from him and hear him shouting : "cmon muthafucka break yo shit nigga, break yo shit! 40 block cuz! 40 block!" do you:

A: bum rush him
B: throw something to cause a diversion and then bum rush him

There ain't no time to strategize yo

A

[Ghost1]

Revenge my nigga

Im finna fuck dancake UP ya dig.

[StarFaggot]

Veritas is boarding at unseen levels.

[veritas]

Your adrenaline carries you forward and you rush at him, you tussle and the gun goes off, it turns out that you made the robber shoot himself. you are the hero.

do you:

A: stay for the police to arrive
B: run out of the store

[veritas]

Veritas is boarding at unseen levels.

admit you are a liar, and then I will acknowledge you. If not, gtfo.

[veritas]

Revenge my nigga

Im finna fuck dancake UP ya dig.


The light being does the proverbial "sighs light Newport shtick" and disappears. The shade being enters you....analy. you don't mind because you begin to feel amazing. you can feel all of your senses heightening...you are...you are.....no longer sloppy and mediocre! you are fueled with rage and it causes you to skeet yourself, to which you notice turns into gold...decorating the outside of your military cargo pants into near golddust levels of wow. you feel like you can fly. but are scared. Do you:

A: head towards where you last saw dancake
B: Try and fly

[Meth]

Your adrenaline carries you forward and you rush at him, you tussle and the gun goes off, it turns out that you made the robber shoot himself. you are the hero.

do you:

A: stay for the police to arrive
B: run out of the store

What if they they think I murdered him?

B

[Ghost1]

Loooooooooookookollolol




Option dancake.

This ends tonite.

[veritas]

Now that I'm SuperCake I'm going back to figure wtf happened and WHY nigga. A


you are soon back at the building of which you somehow escaped. you walk in boldly through the door, somehow you knew there was a guard there, he is made short work of. you crack his neck with a vicious south Dakota mountain goat throat chop.

you go through the main foyer and see a hallway making a t in front of you.

do you:

A: go left
B: go right

[PancakeBrah]

you are soon back at the building of which you somehow escaped. you walk in boldly through the door, somehow you knew there was a guard there, he is made short work of. you crack his neck with a vicious south Dakota mountain goat throat chop.

you go through the main foyer and see a hallway making a t in front of you.

do you:

A: go left
B: go right

Left. Always left. A.

[veritas]

Loooooooooookookollolol




Option dancake.

This ends tonite.


you knew that he had to be at the secret lab. Those "strange things" happened there. He would have to have gone back there. you find a dead guard upon entering the foyer
you see a hallway making a "t". do you

A: go right
B: go left

[PancakeBrah]

dead @ Bags revenge story

If only Sharp hadn't fucked up with the ghost librarian perhaps he could've joined the Cakes/Bags universe :(

[PancakeBrah]

DON'T PICK LEFT BAGS I WENT RIGHT

[veritas]

DON'T PICK LEFT BAGS I WENT RIGHT

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO INTERFERE. DO SO WILL YIELD SEVERE PUNISHMENT.

[Sharp]

I thought you would have figured the key was for the librarian not the door. which door opened before him was still a choice Roy.

edit: let me be more clear. the key would have helped him with the librarian. the elder had the power to open the doors, do not let that point confuse you.

read on gracious reader. bear building.

edit 2x: if he would have chosen the key he would have had the choice of showing the key to the librarian. which would have set him on another path.

edit 3x: if he would have written his name with the pen it would have been sword.

I don't want to explain to much roy.....I am sure you can appreciate that.

chief Campbell to thread.

So my story was apparently doomed from the moment I took the pen?

[veritas]

So my story was apparently doomed from the moment I took the pen?

YOUR STORY WAS DOOMED THE MOMENT YOU WALKED TO TEH LIMO TBH. THE KILL IS THAT YOU HAD AMPLE OPPURTUNITY TO CHANGE IT. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR STORY SIR?

[Ghost1]

LEFT


SjndhsaijsjajsiskskskakLETS DO THIS

[Sharp]

No

He had to die

He slit sum bitches throat while she was slobbin him down cuz sum homeless guy told him hed be a god

Then he beat sum 4 yr old girl to death with a roll of quarters

THEN he left his own family be tortured and raped ....all on que from sum junky who happened to be in his prom dates limo....no sir....these choices were not good choices.

That's what I'm saying

Only I think I set myself up to go down a LOT bigger than that. I wanted to see some seriously troubling stuff but instead I got an end that fig would watch on his phone during a 15 minute break at work

[Ghost1]

Lold@fig

Too tru. Too tru.

[veritas]

That's what I'm saying

Only I think I set myself up to go down a LOT bigger than that. I wanted to see some seriously troubling stuff but instead I got an end that fig would watch on his phone during a 15 minute break at work

go back and read your story. examine it. tell me what you learned.

[Sharp]

YOUR STORY WAS DOOMED THE MOMENT YOU WALKED TO TEH LIMO TBH. THE KILL IS THAT YOU HAD AMPLE OPPURTUNITY TO CHANGE IT. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR STORY SIR?

Lol I was just going down the rabbit hole rather than have your time spent making a play by play of me at a bar with my friends

It was fun, my last post sums up my feelings on the end

I'd play again though, appreciate the time and effort. Definitely shoot me a mention if you do this again

[Batty]

The light being does the proverbial "sighs light Newport shtick" and disappears. The shade being enters you....analy. you don't mind because you begin to feel amazing. you can feel all of your senses heightening...you are...you are.....no longer sloppy and mediocre! you are fueled with rage and it causes you to skeet yourself, to which you notice turns into gold...decorating the outside of your military cargo pants into near golddust levels of wow. you feel like you can fly. but are scared. Do you:

A: head towards where you last saw dancake
B: Try and fly



Way way leaned at this.

Tipped over completely @ south Dakota throat chop



Sharp got robbed tho lol.

[Certain]

dead @ Bags revenge story

If only Sharp hadn't fucked up with the ghost librarian perhaps he could've joined the Cakes/Bags universe :(

Then he would've bored you both to death.

[veritas]

Left. Always left. A.

you find your way into a strange room filled with papers, there is many strange machinations there, and a small wispy hair man sitting in a stool.

"I knew this would happen" he stammered. "sooner or later, it would happen". "I am sure you are confused, angry, I am sorry, If you have any questions, I will answer".

do you:

A: converse
B: keep moving

[Sharp]

Then he would've bored you both to death.

While this is entirely possible I don't think this is something you'd say normally (if anything my presence would create a supporting character to kill off in advance of the cake/bags battle)

Is it the Meth thing?

[PancakeBrah]

you find your way into a strange room filled with papers, there is many strange machinations there, and a small wispy hair man sitting in a stool.

"I knew this would happen" he stammered. "sooner or later, it would happen". "I am sure you are confused, angry, I am sorry, If you have any questions, I will answer".

do you:

A: converse
B: keep moving

bags is on my trail and he's just going to be fagget and copy my every move since im a LEADER. ill converse with him until bags here. this is the final arena. the thunderdome.

A

[veritas]

Way way leaned at this.

Tipped over completely @ south Dakota throat chop



Sharp got robbed tho lol.

Sharp got what he deserved and you miss the point, you all miss the point. it is ok though.

[Certain]

While this is entirely possible I don't think this is something you'd say normally (if anything my presence would create a supporting character to kill off in advance of the cake/bags battle)

Is it the Meth thing?

You are

http://media.giphy.com/media/LMiMSv1JlkXy8/giphy.gif

[Sharp]

I am Gabe?

[Ghost1]

YEA GOOD

TALK TO DR FAGGOT

WELCOME TO STARCADE WOOOOO

[veritas]

bags is on my trail and he's just going to be fagget and copy my every move since im a LEADER. ill converse with him until bags here. this is the final arena. the thunderdome.

A

"what the hell is going on" you say

"everything...much too soon" whispyhair says meekly

"what is this place"?

"a portal, of both time and space"

"how did I get here?"

"you were picked at random...they all were".

"start making sense...I am sure you can tell that I could easily dispatch you old man." you frustratingly say....

"of course you could but before you do, try an understand....this has already happened. They have been trying to find a way to induce the mind into realizing it. This lab is located at a very unique place, there is a certain plant that grows only here....it helps the human become....like them....they have made others...but those others have gotten out of hand.....and....HE IS CLOSE YOU MUST GO! NOW!

"go where!? who!?" you ask.

"THINK ABOUT WHERE AND WHEN YOU WANT TO BE! NOW BEFORE HE ARRIVES!!!!"

DO YOU:

A: teleport to the past
B: teleport to the future

[PancakeBrah]

"what the hell is going on" you say

"everything...much too soon" whispyhair says meekly

"what is this place"?

"a portal, of both time and space"

"how did I get here?"

"you were picked at random...they all were".

"start making sense...I am sure you can tell that I could easily dispatch you old man." you frustratingly say....

"of course you could but before you do, try an understand....this has already happened. They have been trying to find a way to induce the mind into realizing it. This lab is located at a very unique place, there is a certain plant that grows only here....it helps the human become....like them....they have made others...but those others have gotten out of hand.....and....HE IS CLOSE YOU MUST GO! NOW!

"go where!? who!?" you ask.

"THINK ABOUT WHERE AND WHEN YOU WANT TO BE! NOW BEFORE HE ARRIVES!!!!"

DO YOU:

A: teleport to the past
B: teleport to the future

fuark. i feel as though no matter what i choose you're going to make it bad. so lets go the PAST. a.

bags will go to the future because retarded

[Objective]

at this point you realize you have 2 daughters. The daughter in the bed begins to speak. "Daddy...I had the worst dream, we were at the park and I was playing and this horrible man came and broke my head to pieces!!! and (sob sob whimper) you tried to stop him, and then you were gone!!!!". at this point, the girl in the closet says: "she has been telling me all these horrible things daddy! I don't believe her and I am scared! make her go away!

Do you:

A: deal with daughter in the bed
B: deal with daughter in the closet

I go for A, I deal with the daughter in the bed. If I fix her problems she'll stop bugging the other sister, and the kid in the closer will hopefully calm down as well.

[veritas]

LEFT


SjndhsaijsjajsiskskskakLETS DO THIS

you begin walking....feeling like you are a new person. a dingy bathroom catches your eye, you look into the mirror...all of a sudden, you see a vision:


drapes...with apples on them, blood, skeet, alone, books, lots of books, war, death, childhood, dad (rip), you are shocked. you know that somehow you have literally seen all past and future and all possible realities yet your mind is blown. You know realize that your revenge must be enacted and that you grow bored with the old ways of thought. you continue on.

you come upon a room filled with odd things, papers, and a wispy haired old man in a labcoat.

"he is no longer here" he said "you are too late".

do you

A: kill the man
B: talk to the man

[veritas]

What if they they think I murdered him?

B

you dip...quick.....the blind man is now standing in your way. do you:

A: knock him over
B: talk to him

[veritas]

I go for A, I deal with the daughter in the bed. If I fix her problems she'll stop bugging the other sister, and the kid in the closer will hopefully calm down as well.

you realize that both kids are the same kid right? each claiming each other to be the monster right?

[Sharp]

Sharp got what he deserved and you miss the point, you all miss the point. it is ok though.

So if I got what it deserve this is (hopefully) due to my decisions which were all basically morally wrong, doing what I was told and probably giving v a boner in the process.

Are you thinking it's something big picture? Cause if so I definitely deserved something, but I just hoping it would be tied to the decisions

We don't have to be so cryptic lol... Help a smedium brother out

[veritas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl0jKfzUan8

[Objective]

you realize that both kids are the same kid right? each claiming each other to be the monster right?

Aaah, shit, read a bit too fast. Thought I was a deluded father or something that forgets how many kids his girl/wife/whatever has put to earth. Alright.

I still go for A though.

[Ghost1]

you begin walking....feeling like you are a new person. a dingy bathroom catches your eye, you look into the mirror...all of a sudden, you see a vision:


drapes...with apples on them, blood, skeet, alone, books, lots of books, war, death, childhood, dad (rip), you are shocked. you know that somehow you have literally seen all past and future and all possible realities yet your mind is blown. You know realize that your revenge must be enacted and that you grow bored with the old ways of thought. you continue on.

you come upon a room filled with odd things, papers, and a wispy haired old man in a labcoat.

"he is no longer here" he said "you are too late".

do you

A: kill the man
B: talk to the man

Kill him? Lol jesus. For why?

No

Talk to him....hopefully he can tell me where dan is cowering.

[veritas]

fuark. i feel as though no matter what i choose you're going to make it bad. so lets go the PAST. a.

bags will go to the future because retarded


space....you are floating in it. The stars....they are all around you. you are in space. you see the earth. you think that you want to be closer, you are. you are now on top of a mountain. There is nothing but empty land formations. you know you were in South Dakota, but South Dakota was far from being. you are interested in what is going on, you decide to try an experiment:

do you:

A: try to teleport again
B: try and create something

[veritas]

So if I got what it deserve this is (hopefully) due to my decisions which were all basically morally wrong, doing what I was told and probably giving v a boner in the process.

Are you thinking it's something big picture? Cause if so I definitely deserved something, but I just hoping it would be tied to the decisions

We don't have to be so cryptic lol... Help a smedium brother out

do you not realize what happened?

[Diode]

Roy

Batty please do not tell me you are RoyBatty

please

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/asE1gjI.jpg

[Sharp]

do you not realize what happened?

Can you be more specific about what I'm realizing? What happened at the end? Something along the way?

[veritas]

Aaah, shit, read a bit too fast. Thought I was a deluded father or something that forgets how many kids his girl/wife/whatever has put to earth. Alright.

I still go for A though.

you scoop up the daughter out of the closet, and you run out as fast as you can, you hear the screams from the bed as you both hunker down in the living room. the screams stop....

do you:

A: call the police
B: go investigate

[Meth]

you dip...quick.....the blind man is now standing in your way. do you:

A: knock him over
B: talk to him

Let's talk

B

[veritas]

Can you be more specific about what I'm realizing? What happened at the end? Something along the way?

why was the old man touching himself when you slit liz's throat?

[Sharp]

why was the old man touching himself when you slit liz's throat?

He was turned on?

[Certain]

Jesus fucking Christ, Sharp Nine. You should be smarter than this. The old man is your father. His approval is all you've ever wanted, but it's driven you to dark corners of life.

[veritas]

Kill him? Lol jesus. For why?

No

Talk to him....hopefully he can tell me where dan is cowering.


he travelled to the past

wat?

yes...and you must also.

how?

feel him

how???

FEEL HIM YOU CRETIN!@

I cant....

YES YOU CAN.

help me

I CANT AND I WONT

why wont you old man

BECAUSE YOU ARE OF PURE EVIL YOU ARE WRONG I CAN SMELL THEIR STINK EMINATING FROM YOUR BACKSIDE AND I SEE THEIR MARKINGS ON YOUR PANTS! YOU ARE NOT READY AND YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT HIM. THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL

you mind knife his stomach and his guts pour forth from the floor. you reach down and take a length of his intestines and wear them as a necklace. "MR. IN-T-STINS MUTHAFUCKER!" you laughed in that shrill colavito tone. the tone that dries vaginas. you all of a sudden feel dancake...he is in the past....all you have to do is think......then your mind is flooded with options.

do you

A: travel to the past
B: travel to the future

[veritas]

He was turned on?

what did he know that you didn't at the time?

[veritas]

Let's talk

B

"YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT I SEE! THE IRONY OF YOUR GREED! ALL THE GOOD DEEDS IN ALL OF THE WORLD DONE BY A WICKED HEART ARE MERE FODDER FOR THE FLAMES! GOOD LUCK AT SCHOOL TOMMORROW BOY! LOOK INTO THE MIRROR AT TEH RIGHT TIME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!"

do you:

A: keep going

B: ask him to explain

[Meth]

"YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT I SEE! THE IRONY OF YOUR GREED! ALL THE GOOD DEEDS IN ALL OF THE WORLD DONE BY A WICKED HEART ARE MERE FODDER FOR THE FLAMES! GOOD LUCK AT SCHOOL TOMMORROW BOY! LOOK INTO THE MIRROR AT TEH RIGHT TIME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!"

do you:

A: keep going

B: ask him to explain

What could go wrong

A

[veritas]

What could go wrong

A

you go home and speak not of the day, nothing of it. of course your parents could care less enough to ask you about your day. you sleep and dream of mirrors.

you awaken the next morning and head to school, on the bus. you sit alone.
you get to school and it is business as usual. you are drawing icp propaganda in your note book when you notice a black boy to the right of you ice-grilling. hard.

do you:

A: tell the teacher
B: excuse yourself from class

[Sharp]

what did he know that you didn't at the time?

Probably every ensuing event? Who the boss is? That I'll be slitting my own throat later? That they have my family?


And certain I'll have you know that my father and I have a great relationship lol

[Ghost1]

he travelled to the past

wat?

yes...and you must also.

how?

feel him

how???

FEEL HIM YOU CRETIN!@

I cant....

YES YOU CAN.

help me

I CANT AND I WONT

why wont you old man

BECAUSE YOU ARE OF PURE EVIL YOU ARE WRONG I CAN SMELL THEIR STINK EMINATING FROM YOUR BACKSIDE AND I SEE THEIR MARKINGS ON YOUR PANTS! YOU ARE NOT READY AND YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT HIM. THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL WIN! THE LIGHT WILL

you mind knife his stomach and his guts pour forth from the floor. you reach down and take a length of his intestines and wear them as a necklace. "MR. IN-T-STINS MUTHAFUCKER!" you laughed in that shrill colavito tone. the tone that dries vaginas. you all of a sudden feel dancake...he is in the past....all you have to do is think......then your mind is flooded with options.

do you

A: travel to the past
B: travel to the future


Well...that took a dark turn.

Nevertheless...dan must pay. Past.

[Meth]

you go home and speak not of the day, nothing of it. of course your parents could care less enough to ask you about your day. you sleep and dream of mirrors.

you awaken the next morning and head to school, on the bus. you sit alone.
you get to school and it is business as usual. you are drawing icp propaganda in your note book when you notice a black boy to the right of you ice-grilling. hard.

do you:

A: tell the teacher
B: excuse yourself from class

It's go time

A

[veritas]

Probably every ensuing event? Who the boss is? That I'll be slitting my own throat later? That they have my family?


And certain I'll have you know that my father and I have a great relationship lol

this is the last I will say to you because you cheapen it.

1. he was aroused because you killed yourself in the limo. multidimensionality. see existence without space or time contrasts.

and even though you died, you still live on in this thread if you are reading along in others stories.

good night. I am playing golf with batty.

[Sharp]

Appreciate it, thanks for the adventure

[Objective]

you scoop up the daughter out of the closet, and you run out as fast as you can, you hear the screams from the bed as you both hunker down in the living room. the screams stop....

do you:

A: call the police
B: go investigate

B, I got to investigate. No need for the police yet.

[PancakeBrah]

space....you are floating in it. The stars....they are all around you. you are in space. you see the earth. you think that you want to be closer, you are. you are now on top of a mountain. There is nothing but empty land formations. you know you were in South Dakota, but South Dakota was far from being. you are interested in what is going on, you decide to try an experiment:

do you:

A: try to teleport again
B: try and create something

B. I want to be teh creater.

[Swerve]

"All right all right...kid.." Carmicheal says. you are driving back towards the station and your thoughts become distractions tbh. as the sun begins to set you are only a few miles from the station when something catches your attention. it is her. on the side of the road....burned....her lips move : "WHY">? at this point you have forgotten about the two lane road you are on and have drifted into on coming traffic!!!

do you:

A: swerve left
B: swerve right

B. Swerve right.

[Paradox]

He states...."the fish we once so freely enjoyed...now are diminished. The rocks we once flopped upon so freely...have become jagged from the tides. I have heard legends of another island full of what we lack, yet the tide pulls in. What should we do?"

Do you

A: recommend that you will swim to the island to investigate
B: tell the elder someone else should

Peoples champ

Option A, i swim

[Certain]

Aero, how many views will this thread get? I could see it topping 3,000 easily if our storyteller continues.

[Batty]

Batty please do not tell me you are RoyBatty

please



Why would I tell you that?

Diode

[Batty]

Sharp got what he deserved and you miss the point, you all miss the point. it is ok though.


I get that, but he chose the pen and it should be relevant... you could've at least had Supa Dave show up in the story and use the pen to make a homemade prison tat gun.

the line must be drawn here!

[Paradox]

you look into the mirror...all of a sudden, you see a vision:


drapes...with apples on them,

fucking dead! post of the thread omg

I literally lold

[sral]

you snort all of it, and it burns soooooo good. your head, previously filled with incomprhensible blithering idiocy, is now suddenly opened. you realize that you have gone insane. calmly you stand up, and walk into the fast food restaurant. it smells of grease. you see a mother and her teen daughter in line. They are both attractive. you also see a police officer behind them, do you:

A: attempt to fondle the mother and daughter
B: leave teh restaurant

YOLO. GROPE THAT RELATED PUSSAY. A.

[veritas]

I get that, but he chose the pen and it should be relevant... you could've at least had Supa Dave show up in the story and use the pen to make a homemade prison tat gun.

the line must be drawn here!

It was very relevant....but he chose not to use it. Remember?

There are four lights!!!

[Split]

I've got the juice, V.

hit me.

[veritas]

attention sharp. Batty and I had a good talk today and I realize that I did in fact say that the key was to open the doors and i promise i did not mean to. forgive this typo. there is no plot hole however, as your death gives you just what you wanted, i will wait for you to figure that out. plus you are still in the story.....

Batty I appreciate your point, would you like a story?

A: yes
B: no

[veritas]

Well...that took a dark turn.

Nevertheless...dan must pay. Past.

*poof* you obsvere a vast barren landscape. You see Dancake atop a mountain in the distance with your super vision. You contemplate heading in his direction, when suddenly your pocket vibrates, it is your cell phone, it is a call from "6019173913"

do you:

A: answer it
B: ignore it and pursue dancake

[veritas]

B. I want to be teh creater.


you focus your mind and attempt to create. a cannister of baby oil suddenly appears in front of your face and drops down to the ground. You shake your head "no no" you say...you try again: This time you really focus *Poof* you see suddenly a picture of bags float down in front of you, then all of a sudden another picture of bags falls. you look down and see both lying there. one picture has you standing over bags with him holding your pockets, the other has you and bags holding hands walking through an apple orchard.

Do you:

A: pick up bags holding pockets
B: pick up bags holding hands

[veritas]

B. Swerve right.

Time dilates. HOOOOOOLLLLYYYYYY SHHHHIIITTTTT you hear Carmicheal say as you jerk the wheel to the right hard. The vehicle careens down the embankment and tumbles numerous times shaloming you and the guys all around the car like cow shit in a twister.

carnage.

At some point you come to and assess the situation. You have been impaled in your abdomen with some shrapnel, Mark is nearly unconsiuos and babbling inchoherently about "i don't understand...your eyes are glowing....". Teh boys in the back are obviously dead. The engine is on fire....and spreading. Do you:

A: help mark
B: help yourself

[veritas]

Peoples champ

Option A, i swim

"I will do it" you bravely say.

"thank you Walt" the elder says

you mosey back over to the rocks and try and swim into the ocean but alas the tide grips you and pulls you in. you try again, same, you try again, same. you try again, same. ad infinitum. you return to the rocks dejected. you appear to be sleepy and wish to rest, weary from your day's failed toils. Do you:

A: plan to try again tom?
B: think of a new plan?

[veritas]

YOLO. GROPE THAT RELATED PUSSAY. A.

The colors swirl. Your little dick starts getting aroused, it feels pulsating. You rush for the women like a savage, you run your hands up and down the girl while hunching on the woman they both scream and cry and claw but you feel nothing. The policeman, initially shocked, comes to and rushes at you: do you

A: surrender
B: fight the police officer

[veritas]

I've got the juice, V.

hit me.


You have spent the last 15 years, your twilight working dilligently to prove them wrong. Their stupid brains could never understand the potential of your scientific work. You had the vision, The beings contacted you, they showed you where the plants grew, they gave you the design of how to harvest it. They told you not why you were chosen, though you always, since you were a boy, thought yourself special. perhaps God was choosing you for some great feat? On the day you discovered the powers of the chemical in the plant you were amazed at how it made that monkey act, it bent the bars of it's cage and suddenly dissapeared. All personal vendettas and ego were temporarily suspended as you consider what this would do to humanity, how it could help!

Do you:

A: keep the results secret and try and find humans to test it on
B: share the knowledge with those of importance and power in the govt

[veritas]

B, I got to investigate. No need for the police yet.

you return to upstairs with your daughter in tow. You creek open the door and you see that there is no one there now. Your daughter says: "daddy I am sleepy, but scared, will you sleep with me to protect me?"

do you:

A: tell her she is a big girl and it was all a bad dream
B: lay down next to her in the bed until she falls asleep

[Split]

no way this shit is getting FDA- approval. Not slopping more power on the powerful's plates.

A

[MKG]

I'd like to try this.

[Ghost1]

*poof* you obsvere a vast barren landscape. You see Dancake atop a mountain in the distance with your super vision. You contemplate heading in his direction, when suddenly your pocket vibrates, it is your cell phone, it is a call from "6019173913"

do you:

A: answer it
B: ignore it and pursue dancake

Well. ....that phone call oppurtunity has been availabke now for 3 yrs or so.....id imagine that window will still be availabke when im ready

Pursue dan

[veritas]

Well. ....that phone call oppurtunity has been availabke now for 3 yrs or so.....id imagine that window will still be availabke when im ready

Pursue dan

you toss the phone, pshhh foolish garbage you think. Your feet begin to tingle....there is a pressure eminating from them...LIFT OFF! you are flying BAGS! you are really flying! you are scared at first, but quickly get the hang of it, and you move quickly to the mountain where dancake stands atop. You come up from behind and see him looking at a picture. You decide now is time to say something witty to make him pay for saying that your sister has been palmed by more blacks than spalding.

do you scream out:

A: ""THIS COULD BE US BUT YOU PLAYING!!!!
B: "DANCAKE YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED ME! ALTHOUGH MY BONER WAS FROM AROUSAL THIS CURRENT ONE IS FROM PURE 100 PERCENT HATRED FILLED REVENGE!!!!"

[sral]

The colors swirl. Your little dick starts getting aroused, it feels pulsating. You rush for the women like a savage, you run your hands up and down the girl while hunching on the woman they both scream and cry and claw but you feel nothing. The policeman, initially shocked, comes to and rushes at you: do you

A: surrender
B: fight the police officer

I'm nice wit dem hands, b. You know this. B.

[Paradox]

"I will do it" you bravely say.

"thank you Walt" the elder says

you mosey back over to the rocks and try and swim into the ocean but alas the tide grips you and pulls you in. you try again, same, you try again, same. you try again, same. ad infinitum. you return to the rocks dejected. you appear to be sleepy and wish to rest, weary from your day's failed toils. Do you:

A: plan to try again tom?
B: think of a new plan?

option b, I was never a great swimmer to begin with, even as a walrus

[Swerve]

Time dilates. HOOOOOOLLLLYYYYYY SHHHHIIITTTTT you hear Carmicheal say as you jerk the wheel to the right hard. The vehicle careens down the embankment and tumbles numerous times shaloming you and the guys all around the car like cow shit in a twister.

carnage.

At some point you come to and assess the situation. You have been impaled in your abdomen with some shrapnel, Mark is nearly unconsiuos and babbling inchoherently about "i don't understand...your eyes are glowing....". Teh boys in the back are obviously dead. The engine is on fire....and spreading. Do you:

A: help mark
B: help yourself


B. My eyes are glowing, I'm impaled and I'm about to go fuck Bags sister as soon as I get out of this.

[Batty]

Ok, I want to get in on this now (no penmo)

[Ghost1]

you toss the phone, pshhh foolish garbage you think. Your feet begin to tingle....there is a pressure eminating from them...LIFT OFF! you are flying BAGS! you are really flying! you are scared at first, but quickly get the hang of it, and you move quickly to the mountain where dancake stands atop. You come up from behind and see him looking at a picture. You decide now is time to say something witty to make him pay for saying that your sister has been palmed by more blacks than spalding.

do you scream out:

A: ""THIS COULD BE US BUT YOU PLAYING!!!!
B: "DANCAKE YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED ME! ALTHOUGH MY BONER WAS FROM AROUSAL THIS CURRENT ONE IS FROM PURE 100 PERCENT HATRED FILLED REVENGE!!!!"

Lol

The hate boner one

[Batty]

way leaned @ hate boner

[veritas]

B. My eyes are glowing, I'm impaled and I'm about to go fuck Bags sister as soon as I get out of this.

.....

You manage to somehow kick open the door and you crawl out...mark is crying out: "it's gonna happen it's gonna happen! the sword! the sword!" you have bleedingly crawled a few feet when the vehicle explodes and blasts you up the ravine. You see a vision of the library again, the book....without your name. You fade in and out.

The paramedics arrive, a young man and an older woman, you weakly squeek to the young man: "Am....I....Gonna Die?"

"No...everything will be allright man, just hang in there".

Darkness approaches...


The fire alarm sounds out waking you from a deep slumber, you hop out of bed and find Mark Carmicheal running up to you, he says:

"GRAB YER GEAR PROBY! WE GOT YOUR FIRST CALL, IT'S A TRAILER FIRE, DON'T WORRY YOU WILL BE FINE KID".


THE END.

[veritas]

I'm nice wit dem hands, b. You know this. B.

ONE PUNCH. one punch is all it took. You crush the officer's skull and feel his brain on your hands, the mom runs as does the daughter. No one else dares approach you. You reach down and grab the officer's pistol. Do you:

A: calmly leave
B: kill a few people then leave

[veritas]

option b, I was never a great swimmer to begin with, even as a walrus

The next day you are flopping on the rocks, albeit uncomfortably, and hungry. You realize that perhaps you could fashion a sort of "rock ladder" and then climb it

it looks like


_______________ <---you would spring board off here
_
_ ^^^^ <----the current



you contemplate the elders words though, it must be secret. how would you assemble such a structure on your own? do you:


A: forget the elder's words enlist help
B: do your best to make it yourself

[veritas]

Fuck that nigga. A

you can feel him. You hear him scream out something about a hate boner and you smirk. "He is a blatant faggot and I will crush him". you turn and face him. He stands floating in the air. Impressive. You match him and levitate a few feet above your mountainous perch. you start moving towards him.

do you:

A: attack first
B: defend first

[veritas]

Lol

The hate boner one

you scream out your current feelings. IT feels good. It always feels good now. You notice that Dancake drops the picture and turns around. you see him smirk and levitate a few feet off the precipice....he is moving near you. he looks serious

do you:

A: make the first move, fly at him
B: play the defense

[veritas]

no way this shit is getting FDA- approval. Not slopping more power on the powerful's plates.

A

you contemplate the future. You know this discovery needs to be kept on the low. The visitors deemed it such. You went to the woods where you once discovered them and sat down. You screamed out: "here i am! it worked! here i am! it worked!"

suddenly a being of light and being of shade entered your view. it was them. again. the light spoke: "I will show you a vision if you continue down this course" The shade spoke: "I will show you a vision if you continue down this course".

do you:

A: light vision
B: shade vision

[veritas]

What could go wrong

A

You decide to raise your hand and ask to speak to the teacher. She says sure and you exit the classroom, you tell her that the boy was staring at you and that you felt very uncomfortable and threatened. she says: "What boy?"

You peek back in teh classroom and he is not there, there is another student there, sitting in the desk, a meek chineese kid. You look back to the teacher and say that you don't feel good and may you please go to the bathroom she says sure, looking puzzled. You walk down the hall and begin to think...

do you:

A: leave school
B: go to the bathroom

[PancakeBrah]

you can feel him. You hear him scream out something about a hate boner and you smirk. "He is a blatant faggot and I will crush him". you turn and face him. He stands floating in the air. Impressive. You match him and levitate a few feet above your mountainous perch. you start moving towards him.

do you:

A: attack first
B: defend first

Oh shit fucking final showdown 0_0

A. Switch it up.

[veritas]

Ok, I want to get in on this now (no penmo)

years ago, a man wrote the following:

I'm going to tell you something that you've already started to piece together as have I. We both have met before and we both come from a TIME and PLACE where TIME and PLACE do not exist as they do in HUMAN FORM. In our other forms, we exist with names that are not said, but are MEANT - therefore it would be impossible to translate them into something that would be understandable in human terms. I have begin to suspect that you have started piecing this together even when you don't notice. This explains why you have the feeling that I might actually know you better than you know yourself. It's because I know your other form better than you can remember it right now, that shall change, sir.

MEANINGS:

REMEMBER THE FUTURE - is the closest way HUMANLY POSSIBLE to describe a form of thought from our "home world". It is basically like saying "things will happen as we already know they have happened". Again, time has no weight in our other forms.

ANDROMEDA - your way of referencing "where" we are from, perhaps the sci-fi fan in you has subconsciously conjured this up to describe our other form.
Again, PLACE has no weight in our other forms, so we can not be from an actual planet/world/etc.

ALIEN ANGEL - This is as close to a description of us as possible in our other forms. If people were to realize how much these 2 things are the same, they would probably implode from the knowledge. I am not even allowed to see it full spectrum as I exist right now.

TOO SOON - You say this in reference to the thought of time actually existing as it does in our human forms, it is humor. In your other form, the irony is that you are actually the sarcastic one and you do have what could be considered "long black flowing hair" by human standards - also funny, is the fact that I am bald in my other form. Believe it or not, we do have the uncontrollable ability of being able to influence other lifeforms to "remind" us of fragments of our other minds (this includes CATS as well as CATLADIES, animals are equally capable vessels). My HUMAN FORM has tried to pass this off as coincidence or deja vu, but you have never bought into it, you always suspected otherwise.

777 - perfection of mind body and spirit (3 7's), the devine enlightenment of each to it's greatest degree possible of perfection. A joke, because we know it is not allowed in HUMANS. In our world, they are all one-in-the-same with no seperation. Also, the reason why you are conflicted on the differences of mind & heart... It is a total confliction in your human form, thus we struggle to grasp these concepts. All we know is that we FEEL differently.

The greatest discovery THE HUMAN MIND has made (to us) is that as human forms, we are only allowed use of a small percentage of our brains, because once humans did this they would be overcome by how irrelevant time & place is...they would learn to overcome things like disease and old age, etc.

You may think this is not true, but search your feelings... try hard to disprove it. Try your best not to think about, dream about, etc. Try to find fault in it if you can but can you really say that what you have experienced doesn't lead to something like this? Otherwise, what else could it be?

he thought about sending it to his friend, which he did. He left work that day and thought nothing of it. His life was great and his wife and kids and dog and porch cat all greeted him with dinner and love. He watched xbmc and then settled in for the evening's sleep. His dream was strange.


He was bald. He saw a sword. it was floating in the air. It was on fire. sometimes it wasnt. He saw a book, he saw his name in it. there were books all around, but this book was special. His name glowed bright bright bright. All of a sudden he saw his friend, long dark hair pushed down into his face sitting at a table laughing.

"I have to move on"..."I have earned the next level". "The council asked me who should replace me and I thought...you".

"you have hair@!?" you said, always the consumate joker (though that would change).

"of course" he replied.

do you:

A: blindly accept being the replacement
B: ask more qualifying questions

[Split]

you contemplate the future. You know this discovery needs to be kept on the low. The visitors deemed it such. You went to the woods where you once discovered them and sat down. You screamed out: "here i am! it worked! here i am! it worked!"

suddenly a being of light and being of shade entered your view. it was them. again. the light spoke: "I will show you a vision if you continue down this course" The shade spoke: "I will show you a vision if you continue down this course".

do you:

A: light vision
B: shade vision


A. Show me the light

[Batty]

A: blindly accept being the replacement
B: ask more qualifying questions



Definitely B, I want to be good in The Nines.

[Objective]

you return to upstairs with your daughter in tow. You creek open the door and you see that there is no one there now. Your daughter says: "daddy I am sleepy, but scared, will you sleep with me to protect me?"

do you:

A: tell her she is a big girl and it was all a bad dream
B: lay down next to her in the bed until she falls asleep

B, that shit freaked me out a bit too.

[Ghost1]

OHHHHHH SHIT NIGGGGA


A

FUCK A DEFENSE

THE MEGAPOWERS MUST COLLIDE

[Meth]

You decide to raise your hand and ask to speak to the teacher. She says sure and you exit the classroom, you tell her that the boy was staring at you and that you felt very uncomfortable and threatened. she says: "What boy?"

You peek back in teh classroom and he is not there, there is another student there, sitting in the desk, a meek chineese kid. You look back to the teacher and say that you don't feel good and may you please go to the bathroom she says sure, looking puzzled. You walk down the hall and begin to think...

do you:

A: leave school
B: go to the bathroom

I'm outtie.
This is fycked

A

[Paradox]

The next day you are flopping on the rocks, albeit uncomfortably, and hungry. You realize that perhaps you could fashion a sort of "rock ladder" and then climb it

it looks like


_______________ <---you would spring board off here
_
_ ^^^^ <----the current



you contemplate the elders words though, it must be secret. how would you assemble such a structure on your own? do you:


A: forget the elder's words enlist help
B: do your best to make it yourself

i must listen to the wise walrus - option B

[veritas]

OHHHHHH SHIT NIGGGGA


A

FUCK A DEFENSE

THE MEGAPOWERS MUST COLLIDE

Oh shit fucking final showdown 0_0

A. Switch it up.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9qGSYPc42E

^recognize and analyze


Warning: epic muthafucking post right here


THE FINAL BATTLE OCCURED. I HAVE NOT THE SPACE TO DESCRIBE IT. THIS IS CLOSEST DESCRIPTION OF IT BELOW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waHIOciJmVc



.THE SMOKE CLEARED. BAGS HAD ONE. HE GENTLY LAID DOWN AND KISSED PANCAKES BLOODY FOREHEAD THEN PULLED OUT HIS POCKET. dANCAKE KNEW HE WAS BESTED.....DANCAKE GRABBED THE POCKET.

at this moment Bags used his superior power of thought to come up with a plan. He would rule this world in the future, and Pancake would be his prophet.....one would be darkness....the other a darkness disguised as light.


teleport....


bags smiled from behind the desk, he held a key...and a pen........and cracked a smile...Dan walked in......the battle had aged him, he spoke: "nice choice of mansion boss".

"thank you" Bags stated. "oh by the way, the time for our plan to conquer this planet and then all of existence is ready, the limo is out front, our targets suspect nothing"....and tossed Dan the key and the pen.


THE END...........?

[Ghost1]

!!!!!!!!!

Just perfect.

[veritas]

Definitely B, I want to be good in The Nines.

you look at your friend.....who looks like someone else but speaks as your friend and simply say:

"quit trolling bro, I am just dreaming".

"no troll, this is the future me who died and thus exists in this realm...."

"so that means....."

"exactly".

"oh no....."

"yes"

"no..."

"yes..but fear not, even though I have to leave, I think you will appreciate this stop, after all...your name is in the book".

"what is this place?" you ask your friend (a fair question)

"consider this the main outpost.....the final portal.....you are to be it's guardian now. You also have a lot of other cool auxillary functions."

"like?"

" ironing out rifts in the time-space continuum for one sir...and that brings us to the crux of this matter. Please understand that I have to go, what with the level up and all, but after I explore some, I will come back and check on you, are you interested?"

you say YES.

your friend slides the book to you...you touch it. it is alive.....then your friend pulls out a sword....it is on fire, yet not consumed. you touch it and it pulses in your grip (no homo).

"now then "Roy"" your old friend says....business time....I will be honest, I hate to leave at such a bad time, but it is needed, the continuum is under attack currently and there are roughly 5-6 rifts in it that could threaten all of existence on earth and in this plane, and you are gonna need to iron it out. "

your friend proceeds to tell you that there is a great evil which should not be, yet is, and it seems always was. he tells you of a man who exists yet doesn't yet might not and yet might. he tells you of a chubby ginger kid who is stuck amidst all the realities of possibility, he then tells you of an old man whose desire for revenge fuels the very evil that made itself in the beginning of the end which was the beginning. He also tells you of a ghastly man who is a wild card, and has the potentiality to destroy things merely by living long enough...... Lastly he tells you of a lonely man who became a walrus by finding a secret backroad and is now going to have to find a way to save his herd and somehow become a man again.

your mind would have been blown but now it can handle it.

Your friend then smiles and says "...oh yeah....one thing, it is standard procedure it turns out....take this, he throws you a pen." he continues "the darkness knows of this pen and has tried to counterfeit it but to no avail, also take this" he hands you a glowing key. "same deal".

"now....if you need to you can use the key to enter the world once, or allow another to do so...but they return right back to where they were with no memory of this. Also you can use this pen to write a person's name in the book, but only once, and all that has happened to them will be remembered no more and they will level up"........he pauses......"you can use it if you want, I have to tell you that".....you can use the key right now and go back to your bed and the breath will enter you again and your wife's tears will stop and this will just be a strange dream if you would like...you don't need the pen as you already in the book.....so?"

do you:

A: use the key and go back...forgetting all this and choosing "life"
B: stay in the library and attempt to save existence.

[Paradox]

Lmao this is the best.thread.ever.

Not rly sure if ur answers make a diff tho, i think v just wanted dancake to hold them pockets

[Split]

one day, this thread will be HOF'd

[veritas]

you contemplate the future. You know this discovery needs to be kept on the low. The visitors deemed it such. You went to the woods where you once discovered them and sat down. You screamed out: "here i am! it worked! here i am! it worked!"

suddenly a being of light and being of shade entered your view. it was them. again. the light spoke: "I will show you a vision if you continue down this course" The shade spoke: "I will show you a vision if you continue down this course".

do you:

A: light vision
B: shade vision

I have always existed, all though I do not yet exist, and you will be my father, although one could argue you would not exist without me.....I will give you the knowledge of how to synthesize the red plant....I will now show your future.

you see yourself writing down numerous chemistry equations, you see yourself very afraid......you see yourself standing in front of a light laughing as it rips into you....darkness....


Well professor.....It is time. The knowledge is in your mind....


time passed, you learned how to synthesize it into a powder. You realize that you would need to test it on few people, yet random people. You have successfully prepared the first batch. you look at it...it looks almost pink like....it is glowing.

suddenly there is a knock on the door: you walk to the front of the lab and open it. This should have struck you as strange as you are in the middle of a remote jungle but you were so absorbed in your work you think nothing of it. A tall man holding a canister of "gnc pre-workout" and an empty plastic baggie says: "give me the first batch" him being so tall you forget to look at his feet, and then notice them as he slides a brief case to you. you bend down and open it...it is full of 100's you estimate there are multiple millions!!!! your time has come!!!

do you:

A: accept the money and give the tall man the powder?
B: no way jose this is mine!

[Split]

Give me the A

[veritas]

B, that shit freaked me out a bit too.
you lay down and sleep for the first time in a long time

......

you see a bald man in a library. He looks as big as a yeti. This is the grandest library ever. IF EVERY HIPSTER COULD SOMEHOW TUCK TEN BOOKS UNDER THEIR ARMS AND WALK THROUGH STARBUCKS, THE LIBRARY WOULD STILL BE UNEXTINGUISHED.

"I have been expecting you".....This will be difficult to understand now, but the answer to the question is that there is no easy answer for the choice, but a choice will be needed....I will say this, if you see the limo it is already too late......unless..."

the sun wakes you up. It was the fastest 10 hours of your life. You wake up in your daughters bed and are freaked out that she is not there! You run down stairs only to find that she is at the kitchen table drawing....

"it's a walrus daddy!...his name is Walt! he is really a man, but he is trapped and they are all going to die, but the nice book man told me that that was silly and that Everything was going to be ok for everyone....can we go play?"

do you:

A: say yes to play
B: say no to play