Somebody give Allen iverson a coaching job or something...

[TYSON]

Supposedly he was seen outside Lenox mall begging for change and security had to make him leave. Fucked up he got 30 million in a trust with reebok but can't touch till he 55.

http://www.thenewsnerd.com/sports/allen-iverson-begging-for-change-in-atlanta/

[PancakeBrah]

Are we supposed to feel bad for him?

Because I don't. At all.

[Certain]

I'm about to make a hack for a new user group that isn't allowed to post links.

[TYSON]

I do. At the same time how can't u find a job, u are Allen iverson. Boom your hired...

[StarFaggot]

AI could do a celebrity host event at a night club and make $15,000 in one night. He has many avenues he could still make money from restaurants to just about anything. I don't necessarily believe this story.

[PancakeBrah]

He made over 200 millions dollars (before taxes but still) before 40 and is now broke.

No sympathy.

[TYSON]

I'm about to make a hack for a new user group that isn't allowed to post links.

Bitch nigga just engage in the fucking discussion.

[Half Wit It]

Bitch nigga just engage in the fucking discussion.

Lol.

Hmm..I find this story odd considering I live in Atlanta and have heard no other mentions of this. Need further confirmation.

[StarFaggot]

He made over 200 millions dollars (before taxes but still) before 40 and is now broke.

No sympathy.

In order to have sympathy you'd have to have at least been somewhat successful in life so you could be in a position to turn your nose down at someone. You've been broke your entire life if anything it'd be empathy at his current condition.

[PancakeBrah]

(Ignores Aero talking about money until he proves anything he's ever said)

[TYSON]

He has had hardships since his divorce. Shit she took half his trust fund that he can't touch.

[Vulgar]

Sounds like he got financially crossed over.

[Zen]

Oy vey.

"The stories posted on TheNewsNerd are for entertainment purposes only. The stories may mimic articles found in the headlines, but rest assured they are purely satirical. "

[TYSON]

LmAo I give up

[Diode]

I'm about to make a hack for a new user group that isn't allowed to post links.

it's not even a hack.

just make the group and drop people into it. clone it from regular then strip permissions.

i can show you the way.

[Certain]

it's not even a hack.

just make the group and drop people into it. clone it from regular then strip permissions.

i can show you the way.

I did that for a No Threads user group. But this was a joke.

[anime_boners]

Sounds like he got financially crossed over.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2glasses.JPG

[Sho Money EMG]

AI could do a celebrity host event at a night club and make $15,000 in one night. He has many avenues he could still make money from restaurants to just about anything. I don't necessarily believe this story.

Exactly

My brother does those types of meet and greet events... Autogrpah signings and these are guys not even close to the athlete Ai is... I could only imagine how much bread he'd be for the venue

[oats]

Coach Iverson, when's practice?

Practice? Practice?

[Certain]

Just to be clear, TYSON:

ABOUT THE NEWS NERD
The stories posted on TheNewsNerd are for entertainment purposes only. The stories may mimic articles found in the headlines, but rest assured they are purely satirical.

No threads for a while?

[Diode]

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2glasses.JPG

did you know that i own the david caruso comics facebook page

*** the more you know

[El Muffin]

is tyson hooked 2 facebook-esque news reporting now?

[Pharaohs Army]

Coach Iverson, when's practice?

Practice? Practice?

Not a game.. Not a game.. Not A Game..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d29VsG35DQM