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uh-oh
08-19-2014, 01:59 PM
there are midgets EVERYWHERE
your genitals are protected
how many do you think you could incapacitate?
i honestly could probably beast through the whole room
but what are midget heads like? are they soft or do they got regular hard human heads?
but for real tho i wonder how many midgets it would take to take me out.
PancakeBrah
08-19-2014, 02:01 PM
being naked seems irrelevant in this scenario
big baby
08-19-2014, 02:03 PM
why is my naked on bb court
Certain
08-19-2014, 02:05 PM
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3033/espm02assxi5.jpg
StarFaggot
08-19-2014, 02:28 PM
Think I'm done w the site for today.
Strikta
08-19-2014, 10:45 PM
Very underrated thread.
I don't got u beasting thru the whole room tho. Some of them joints are bout it yo.
Ud beast thru some, but eventually the stronger ones would work u over.
& their domes are like ours.. but w/ protruding foreheads.. so they're like little battering rams.
Would love to see it.
I wouldn't even waste energy trying to punch down on em, a bunch of half cocked kicks to the nuts would drop quite a few of em an leave enough stamina ta use your arms to throw a few into a few others. Beat a mother Fucker with another mother fucker type status
I'd think 15/20 would take me out tho
uh-oh
08-19-2014, 11:50 PM
if you just took off running tho
like your bulling through them they'd fly
i dont think a midget could just get trampled on like a normal human. think about stepping on a midgets knee while he's down
just grabbing, throwing, running, stomping
you cant feasibly punch them in the head if they got normal skull density tho
i would just try to throw them into eachother, ALOT.
but if they can bite and stuff that evens it out
i still think i could take out a billion.
how much force can they generate in anything?
Certain
08-19-2014, 11:51 PM
I think a strong male midget would be tougher to fight than most women.
Certain
08-19-2014, 11:56 PM
Lmfao Certain
THIS DUDE IS SQUATTING 551 POUNDS.
I'm a large fellow. I don't weigh even half of 551 pounds.
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3033/espm02assxi5.jpg
big baby
08-19-2014, 11:58 PM
tbfair he only has to travel like 2-3 inches to the ground
Ghost1
08-20-2014, 12:01 AM
if you just took off running tho
like your bulling through them they'd fly
i dont think a midget could just get trampled on like a normal human. think about stepping on a midgets knee while he's down
just grabbing, throwing, running, stomping
you cant feasibly punch them in the head if they got normal skull density tho
i would just try to throw them into eachother, ALOT.
but if they can bite and stuff that evens it out
i still think i could take out a billion.
how much force can they generate in anything?
Lolwut
Cmon man
All them midgets?
U couod def wax a dozen of em....but eventually they just gone join together like midget voltron an beat the shit out ur marb reds an cheetos ass w the quickness
PLUS
Ur dick may as well have a homing beacon on it
Ur most vulnerable spot is now at eye level to an army of ur enemies
Ur dick is now a midget speed bag
Sons gon toss eachother like little dick battering rams into ur dick ...an their heads r like them dinosaurs w the ramming heads
Better pack a lunch
Certain
08-20-2014, 12:03 AM
Lolwut
Cmon man
All them midgets?
U couod def wax a dozen of em....but eventually they just gone join together like midget voltron an beat the shit out ur marb reds an cheetos ass w the quickness
PLUS
Ur dick may as well have a homing beacon on it
Ur most vulnerable spot is now at eye level to an army of ur enemies
Ur dick is now a midget speed bag
Sons gon toss eachother like little dick battering rams into ur dick ...an their heads r like them dinosaurs w the ramming heads
Better pack a lunch
In uh-oh's scenario, his groin is invulnerable. But they'll bite right through your Achilles tendon if they get desperate. What then?
Ghost1
08-20-2014, 12:04 AM
I see now...."ur genitals are protected"
Still
Midget voltron is a real thing. Rip uhoh.
big baby
08-20-2014, 12:07 AM
tbh i fought many midget since bb same hiehgt but tbh i thinky uo could obliterate a few of hundred
they'd get smart and realzie what you're doing and the midgets that arent getting pummeled would start to formulate a tactic to override your onslaught of midgetslaughter
they'd stand on each others shoulders and keep going till they're like 300 feet tall and confront you then youd look up to the midget tower of death and concede defeat but not until you tackle the bottom midget and they all come toppling down and they drop on you ut you'd use the tackled midget as a protector for all the battering ram foreheads coming down at you, you oculd take the lead midge tand swing him around and around until they hit other midgets, and since he's lighter and they're slow/small they couldnt catch you while you do one full revolution, so you're just swapping at them constantly, but you'd get dizzy. this is when they attack.
PancakeBrah
08-20-2014, 12:14 AM
THIS DUDE IS SQUATTING 275 POUNDS.
I'm a large fellow. I don't weigh 275 pounds.
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3033/espm02assxi5.jpg
That's a lot more than 275 pounds.
uh-oh
08-20-2014, 12:17 AM
i would literally throw that midget squatting 275 lbs 275 feet through the air
by the next of his shirt and scruff of his pants like it was a western movie
i'm just picturing kicks to the chest where they bowl into eachother
i can't picture them PUNCHING. and if they grab me if i just kept moving i would destroy there feeble tendons and musculature in their weird t-rex arms
im just thinking like anatomy wise
how could they even punch? or kick?
they would have to grab and bite
if that is somehow legal in my improbable stoned afternoon fantasy than i would take on alot less of course
Certain
08-20-2014, 12:26 AM
That's a lot more than 275 pounds.
I figured greens are 50, reds are 20, whites are 5 and the bar is 45?
I don't lift.
PancakeBrah
08-20-2014, 12:30 AM
Yeah but they're Eleiko plates which are Kg's.
Certain
08-20-2014, 12:31 AM
THAT MIDGET IS SQUATTING 551 POUNDS.
If that midget is in this fight, you're done, uh-oh. That midget is the human equivalent of a chimpanzee.
THIS DUDE IS SQUATTING 551 POUNDS.
I'm a large fellow. I don't weigh even half of 551 pounds.
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3033/espm02assxi5.jpg
Yes but look at how easily it would be to nut shot him soccer volley style lmao
Like I said a half cocked kick to a dozen midget marbles would drop em.
But now that I think of it I imagine a pile of freshly kicked midgets growing ever higher till the midgets can run up the midget hill an Superman punch me trex style an almost daze me.
But tens of trex superpunches and head butts would eventually wear you down until you are one with the pile
Ghost1
08-20-2014, 12:51 AM
Obv if ur dick is immune theirs would be too. Coward.
Certain
08-20-2014, 12:53 AM
Bags wishes his dick was immune.
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