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Certain
08-22-2014, 12:28 AM
http://i.imgur.com/nd3XTQs.gif

Welcome to Round 1!

Topics for this round are Kanye West song titles. Keep in mind that the song itself is not your topic, only the title. The title can therefore be interpretted however you'd like, regardless of correlation to the song.

Keep in mind that you must check into your battle thread by Monday. The magazine will be up tomorrow.

Now make your predictions (with topics listed next to matchups):

UPPER BRACKET
1. dead man vs. 16. MKG | Don't Look Down
8. trap vs. 9. Adonis | Drop Dead Gorgeous
12. Badi Alii vs. 5. kannon | Touch the Sky
13. jilti vs. 4. NYCSPITZ | Last Call
3. Split vs. 14. MMLP | Drive Slow
6. Atheist vs. 11. timeless | Blame Game
10. Zen vs. 7. Genocide | Paranoid
15. Blanco Bishop vs. 2. Darth Yoda | See You in My Nightmares

LOWER BRACKET
1. El Pancake vs. 16. Drunken Master | Lost in the World
8. YDK vs. 9. Mike Wrecka | Everything I Am
12. UnbornBuddha vs. 5. Eŋg | Dark Fantasy
13. pharaohsarmy52 vs. 4. Pinot Grij | Welcome to the Jungle
3. Camarac vs. 14. Greed | We Don't Care
6. Soulstice vs. 11. Objective | My Way Home
10. King Ra. vs. 7. Diode | All Falls Down
15. Defiant vs. 2. oats | New Day

PancakeBrah
08-22-2014, 12:29 AM
I just came.


(1rd)

kannon
08-22-2014, 12:52 AM
you mixed up your #12s. either on the picture or on the matchups list...

Certain
08-22-2014, 01:03 AM
Thanks. It's fixed.

Eŋg, your velar nasal annotation was not available in the font I used for the bracket.

oats
08-22-2014, 05:50 AM
Who is camarac?

Camarac
08-22-2014, 05:53 AM
No idea.

trap
08-22-2014, 06:06 AM
Who is camarac?

Really?

oats
08-22-2014, 06:46 AM
Lars? idk, new alias to me

Camarac
08-22-2014, 07:17 AM
werent you at rapsearch?

oats
08-22-2014, 07:18 AM
briefly, many moons ago. have we crossed paths before? I wasn't asking in a tone of disrespect, I was just curious cuz the name is unfamiliar lol

Camarac
08-22-2014, 07:19 AM
its Lars

this was my name wayyyyyyyyy back as a newb

oats
08-22-2014, 07:25 AM
lol gotcha. I don't recall it - I only remember nazty, akshun, vlad the impaler, and a handful of other names off the top. I was on rap search for a few months when planetrap crashed. I figured it was you since Caramacs are british (they're also caramel macadamia nut treats in Hawaii that are delicious FYI).

Camarac
08-22-2014, 07:45 AM
Seyance is from there originally. MC4Eyez and Galaxian, Denze, Cartoon, Sensai etc

oats
08-22-2014, 08:31 AM
all of those names are familiar now that I see them. I'm pretty sure I battled MC4Eyez, Denze and Sensai. I also remember Ill Syndrome now that I think about it. what would you say is your home site?

Drunken Master
08-22-2014, 09:04 AM
Good luck El Pancake

Diode
08-22-2014, 09:16 AM
i sometimes wonder why i am forever getting matched up against a top 2 seed if i make it to the second round.

oats
08-22-2014, 09:36 AM
UPPER BRACKET
1. dead man vs. 16. MKG | Don't Look Down
8. trap vs. 9. Adonis | Drop Dead Gorgeous
12. Badi Alii vs. 5. kannon | Touch the Sky
13. jilti vs. 4. NYCSPITZ | Last Call
3. Split vs. 14. MMLP | Drive Slow
6. Atheist vs. 11. timeless | Blame Game
10. Zen vs. 7. Genocide | Paranoid
15. Blanco Bishop vs. 2. Darth Yoda | See You in My Nightmares

LOWER BRACKET
1. El Pancake vs. 16. Drunken Master | Lost in the World
8. YDK vs. 9. Mike Wrecka | Everything I Am
12. UnbornBuddha vs. 5. Eŋg | Dark Fantasy
13. pharoahsarmy52 vs. 4. Pinot Grij | Welcome to the Jungle
3. Camarac vs. 14. Greed | We Don't Care
6. Soulstice vs. 11. Objective | My Way Home
10. King Ra. vs. 7. Diode | All Falls Down

lower bracket seems more stacked tbh. it'll be interesting to see how some people's styles will translate into shortened verses.

Camarac
08-22-2014, 09:40 AM
all of those names are familiar now that I see them. I'm pretty sure I battled MC4Eyez, Denze and Sensai. I also remember Ill Syndrome now that I think about it. what would you say is your home site?

a small part of me will always consider RB home, tbh.

oats
08-22-2014, 10:28 AM
a small part of me will always consider RB home, tbh.

I feel you. I do too, it was the first place I frequented when I rediscovered text forums. I enjoyed my time there. I just vibe with NC's personality better now, and they're pretty devoid of topical talent at this point. Couple of decent dudes, nobody top tier.

PancakeBrah
08-22-2014, 04:09 PM
Bottom bracket is the group of death. Although the top bracket 1-3 is maybe tougher than the bottom.

oats I suggested to Certain that you should've been #1. You are a superstar.

Drunken Master same to you.

CopyPat

Certain
08-22-2014, 04:21 PM
You probably underrate kannon, Atheist and trap because of a lack of familiarity.

PancakeBrah
08-22-2014, 04:38 PM
That's probably true.

Certain
08-22-2014, 05:03 PM
Anyone who wants to fill out a bracket with full-tournament predictions for the magazine, a la NCAA pools, PM me your picks.

NYCSPITZ
08-22-2014, 05:35 PM
Four is my favorite number, perfect ranking thanks. Slayed #2 in fight night and black is dope so I'm good with that. Split must've elevated in college, no surprise he's in a dorm rooms writing essays while I get this money, good shit. #4 = Bobby Orr and that's how I'm attacking netcees right now...greatest defenseman of all time. Split

Cake over oats and lars is debatable but all are dope.

PancakeBrah
08-22-2014, 05:37 PM
YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS DEBATABLE NIGGA

oats
08-22-2014, 06:57 PM
El Pancake you know how to make a girl blush. I hope I see you in the semis, if I can get past the murderer's row in front of me that is.

NYCSPITZ
08-22-2014, 06:59 PM
melodramatic

NYCSPITZ
08-22-2014, 07:00 PM
damn dead man in my bracket that's like an entire sea of flaming skulls with razor fin killer dolphings leaping in agony throughout with jaws of steel

come on son

PancakeBrah
08-22-2014, 07:00 PM
melodramatic

jk teehee

NYCSPITZ
08-22-2014, 07:01 PM
It's soulstice or lars prob soulstice, will be a good semis

PancakeBrah
08-22-2014, 07:02 PM
I HAVE YOU LOSING ROUND 1 NIGGA

NYCSPITZ
08-22-2014, 07:04 PM
cake fuck outta my lane lil nigga U FEEL ME

PancakeBrah
08-22-2014, 07:05 PM
jk

oats
08-22-2014, 07:10 PM
gime me my melodrama, Justin. It's all I have left.

Atheist
08-22-2014, 07:23 PM
UPPER BRACKET
1. dead man vs. 16. MKG | Don't Look Down
8. trap vs. 9. Adonis | Drop Dead Gorgeous
12. Badi Alii vs. 5. kannon | Touch the Sky
13. jilti vs. 4. NYCSPITZ | Last Call
3. Split vs. 14. MMLP | Drive Slow
6. Atheist vs. 11. timeless | Blame Game
10. Zen vs. 7. Genocide | Paranoid
15. Blanco Bishop vs. 2. Darth Yoda | See You in My Nightmares

LOWER BRACKET
1. El Pancake vs. 16. Drunken Master | Lost in the World
8. YDK vs. 9. Mike Wrecka | Everything I Am
12. UnbornBuddha vs. 5. Eŋg | Dark Fantasy
13. pharoahsarmy52 vs. 4. Pinot Grij | Welcome to the Jungle
3. Camarac vs. 14. Greed | We Don't Care
6. Soulstice vs. 11. Objective | My Way Home
10. King Ra. vs. 7. Diode | All Falls Down
15. Defiant vs. 2. oats | New Day

Camarac
08-23-2014, 05:01 AM
UPPER BRACKET
1. dead man vs. 16. MKG | Don't Look Down
8. trap vs. 9. Adonis | Drop Dead Gorgeous
12. Badi Alii vs. 5. kannon | Touch the Sky
13. jilti vs. 4. NYCSPITZ | Last Call
3. Split vs. 14. MMLP | Drive Slow
6. Atheist vs. 11. timeless | Blame Game
10. Zen vs. 7. Genocide | Paranoid
15. Blanco Bishop vs. 2. Darth Yoda | See You in My Nightmares

LOWER BRACKET
1. El Pancake vs. 16. Drunken Master | Lost in the World
8. YDK vs. 9. Mike Wrecka | Everything I Am
12. UnbornBuddha vs. 5. Eŋg | Dark Fantasy
13. pharoahsarmy52 vs. 4. Pinot Grij | Welcome to the Jungle
3. Camarac vs. 14. Greed | We Don't Care
6. Soulstice vs. 11. Objective | My Way Home
10. King Ra. vs. 7. Diode | All Falls Down
15. Defiant vs. 2. oats | New Day

Darth Yoda
08-23-2014, 03:20 PM
thanks. Slayed #2 in fight night

usually prewritten verses are frowned upon.

lol

Darth Yoda
08-23-2014, 03:24 PM
don't log into my account anymore big baby.

Certain
08-23-2014, 03:36 PM
I'm posting the magazine tonight with or without Split's contribution.

NYCSPITZ
08-23-2014, 07:03 PM
usually prewritten verses are frowned upon.

lol

lol no.

but it was unfair bc u didnt use as much time as i did compadre so imma GIVE U THAT

Camarac
08-24-2014, 11:30 AM
is Ath actually showing for this?

I haven't seen a verse from him in years. I missed his league run, know he was in the RSTL as some other name towards its end but I forget it haha!

Eŋg
08-24-2014, 04:56 PM
Certain sorry. the latin character is cute but i might revert to my original name. am i effectively ranked ninth/tenth?

UPPER BRACKET
1. dead man vs. 16. MKG | Don't Look Down
8. trap vs. 9. Adonis | Drop Dead Gorgeous
12. Badi Alii vs. 5. kannon | Touch the Sky
13. jilti vs. 4. NYCSPITZ | Last Call
3. Split vs. 14. MMLP | Drive Slow
6. Atheist vs. 11. timeless | Blame Game
10. Zen vs. 7. Genocide | Paranoid
15. Blanco Bishop vs. 2. Darth Yoda | See You in My Nightmares

LOWER BRACKET
1. El Pancake vs. 16. Drunken Master | Lost in the World
8. YDK vs. 9. Mike Wrecka | Everything I Am
12. UnbornBuddha vs. 5. Eŋg | Dark Fantasy
13. pharaohsarmy52 vs. 4. Pinot Grij | Welcome to the Jungle
3. Camarac vs. 14. Greed | We Don't Care
6. Soulstice vs. 11. Objective | My Way Home
10. King Ra. vs. 7. Diode | All Falls Down
15. Defiant vs. 2. oats | New Day

make it interesting, people.

NYCSPITZ
08-24-2014, 05:01 PM
Lol Oxford lol james bonds alma mater lol Nerd shit yo, Books And shit lmafo libraries

Eŋg
08-24-2014, 05:09 PM
Lol Oxford lol james bonds alma mater lol Nerd shit yo, Books And shit lmafo libraries

i think it was Eton. re: nerd - you have one of the most powerful (and obscure) characters in the Marvel-verse in your sig. libraries = pussy, tbh. fucking intellectual chicks who ask about tobacco complimenting the post-coital tristesse when i insist on sparking one afterward. what's good, my ninja?

Seymour BUTTS
08-24-2014, 05:12 PM
Word word feel u that nig beyonder ... Unfuckwithable

NYCSPITZ
08-24-2014, 05:14 PM
Hahajajahajaja fucking spanish ipad bullshit al los j todo mucho

Adonis
08-25-2014, 12:25 AM
is Ath actually showing for this?

I haven't seen a verse from him in years. I missed his league run, know he was in the RSTL as some other name towards its end but I forget it haha!


He's been posting in Alias tourney each week

won't say who though

Adonis
08-25-2014, 12:28 AM
UPPER BRACKET
1. dead man vs. 16. MKG | Don't Look Down
8. trap vs. 9. Adonis | Drop Dead Gorgeous
12. Badi Alii vs. 5. kannon | Touch the Sky
13. jilti vs. 4. NYCSPITZ | Last Call
3. Split vs. 14. MMLP | Drive Slow
6. Atheist vs. 11. timeless | Blame Game
10. Zen vs. 7. Genocide | Paranoid
15. Blanco Bishop vs. 2. Darth Yoda | See You in My Nightmares

LOWER BRACKET
1. El Pancake vs. 16. Drunken Master | Lost in the World
8. YDK vs. 9. Mike Wrecka | Everything I Am
12. UnbornBuddha vs. 5. Eŋg | Dark Fantasy
13. pharaohsarmy52 vs. 4. Pinot Grij | Welcome to the Jungle
3. Camarac vs. 14. Greed | We Don't Care
6. Soulstice vs. 11. Objective | My Way Home
10. King Ra. vs. 7. Diode | All Falls Down
15. Defiant vs. 2. oats | New Day

Witty
08-25-2014, 10:17 AM
Hey Certain did you see Liverpool are signing Mario Balotelli for £16m?

If so, thoughts?

sral
08-25-2014, 10:50 AM
He's been posting in Alias tourney each week

won't say who though

Hmmmmmmmm... Interest peaked...

Lemme check it out right quick.

oats
08-25-2014, 10:53 AM
Hmmmmmmmm... Interest piqued...

Lemme check it out right quick.

I got you boo

sral
08-25-2014, 10:59 AM
LOL I'd say Ath is Richard Schwartz and oats is SlutMachine

Ath could be Rich's opponent though, I remember him losing a little of his edge in the RM league as Kuja, IIRC.

Split
08-25-2014, 11:08 AM
UPPER BRACKET
1. dead man vs. 16. MKG | Don't Look Down
8. trap vs. 9. Adonis | Drop Dead Gorgeous
12. Badi Alii vs. 5. kannon | Touch the Sky
13. jilti vs. 4. NYCSPITZ | Last Call
3. Split vs. 14. MMLP | Drive Slow
6. Atheist vs. 11. timeless | Blame Game
10. Zen vs. 7. Genocide | Paranoid
15. Blanco Bishop vs. 2. Darth Yoda | See You in My Nightmares

LOWER BRACKET
1. El Pancake vs. 16. Drunken Master | Lost in the World
8. YDK vs. 9. Mike Wrecka | Everything I Am
12. UnbornBuddha vs. 5. Eŋg | Dark Fantasy
13. pharaohsarmy52 vs. 4. Pinot Grij | Welcome to the Jungle
3. Camarac vs. 14. Greed | We Don't Care
6. Soulstice vs. 11. Objective | My Way Home
10. King Ra. vs. 7. Diode | All Falls Down
15. Defiant vs. 2. oats | New Day

Certain
08-25-2014, 11:15 AM
Hey Certain did you see Liverpool are signing Mario Balotelli for £16m?

If so, thoughts?

He's way overrated.

Adonis
08-25-2014, 11:35 AM
It's all about Chelsea anyways bros

Fuck the rest

Witty
08-25-2014, 11:45 AM
He's way overrated.

16m tho for someone who is still only 24 and has a proven goal scoring record in the premier league...I will take that, 16m is nothing these days. Even if he is a flop, Liverpool will still get back most of the money if they choose to sell him on.

Man United paid 30m for Luke Shaw...and are reportedly going to pay 75m for Di Maria...this is insane money for those players, Di Maria is worth no more than £50m in today's market...Luke Shaw should not be valued anywhere over 20m.

Adonis Chelsea look early favourites for the league, they strengthened every position that needed strengthening....gonna take a lot for anyone to finish above them.

Certain
08-25-2014, 11:47 AM
I don't pay much attention to money in soccer because it doesn't make sense to me.

Witty
08-25-2014, 11:51 AM
I don't pay much attention to money in soccer because it doesn't make sense to me.

What do you mean?

Adonis
08-25-2014, 02:30 PM
I mean Suarez was paid what? 900 bazillion while suspended for a few months

Certain
08-25-2014, 02:32 PM
What do you mean?

The concept of loans never interested me enough to get into it. We don't have those here.

Orc
08-25-2014, 02:36 PM
James Rodriguez was the same price as Di Maria. I know we agreed he was the best player at the WC Certain but he's not as good as Di Maria. So my question, Witty, would be why are people saying United overspent? Overspent for arguably Madrid's best player last year, a man who shone for Argentina, and also put in a Man of the Match performance in last years CL final? Maybe not.

Certain
08-25-2014, 02:37 PM
I still think James Rodriguez was a product of circumstance more than anything.

Witty
08-25-2014, 02:37 PM
I mean Suarez was paid what? 900 bazillion while suspended for a few months

Suarez is a beast though, well worth every penny...Barcelona are gonna be frightening this season.

Certain yeah the loan system is weird, we bought him outright tho..the 16m is what both teams decided was a fair price for Liverpool to buy him out from the remainder of his contract at AC Milan. The longer left on the contract, the more you will have to pay. Loans are normally for when you just don't have room in your team for a player but still see him as someone who could make an impact in the future, so you send him to play for another team to keep him fit and sharp...most clubs still pay the players wages even if he is on loan at another club.

Witty
08-25-2014, 02:43 PM
James Rodriguez was the same price as Di Maria. I know we agreed he was the best player at the WC Certain but he's not as good as Di Maria. So my question, Witty, would be why are people saying United overspent? Overspent for arguably Madrid's best player last year, a man who shone for Argentina, and also put in a Man of the Match performance in last years CL final? Maybe not.


I definitely rate him as a player, but I don't think he is as good as the likes of Suarez, Ronaldo, etc. Gerrard put in a MoTM peformance in a CL final, and in the same season was the best midfielder in England and possibly the world imo but I would never have said he was worth that kind of money either because I think that should be reserved for the best of the best, I wouldn't put him (in his prime) or Di Maria in that bracket, tho very close. I also think Rodriguez was over priced btw, and I agree Di Maria justifies it more but I think United are being overpriced with every player they have bought simply because teams know they need the players. I still think 50m is a fair price for Di Maria, he is world class but 75m is too much imo.

Witty
08-25-2014, 02:47 PM
Liverpool vs Man City coming up in 15 minutes.

Not overly confident tbh but who knows.

Orc
08-25-2014, 02:47 PM
Yeah, United are being bullied because they are desperate at the moment. I agree. I get what you're saying about Gerrard but in 2005 30 million pound was an enormous fee and that's what he was valued at. The player valuations the last 18 months has just been outrageous. I'm really excited to see Di Maria at United, though. Balotelli is going to be fun to watch too.

Witty
08-25-2014, 02:52 PM
Yeah, United are being bullied because they are desperate at the moment. I agree. I get what you're saying about Gerrard but in 2005 30 million pound was an enormous fee and that's what he was valued at. The player valuations the last 18 months has just been outrageous. I'm really excited to see Di Maria at United, though. Balotelli is going to be fun to watch too.

He'll definitely give United that outlet on the wide which they have desperately needed, they'll be more of a force going forward for sure...it's a good buy, a big name will give the fans confidence too and perhaps ease the pressure on Van Gaal who I rate as a top manager. Balotelli will go two ways...he will finally fulfill his potential to be one of the top strikers in the world, he's 24 and now is when he really should be starting to fire them in regularly...orrr he could self destruct and be sold for 10m next summer...either way it'll be interesting lol

If he does fulfill his potential tho, we will have a top quality front 3.

Certain
08-25-2014, 07:14 PM
The Alias Topical Tournament still needs votes:

Seymour BUTTS vs. SlutMachine (http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=89379)
Richard Schwartz vs. Purple Puke (http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=89378)

oats
08-25-2014, 09:53 PM
I get almost no sport coverage out here. unless you're interested in how the Doosan Bears season is going. I know all about that.

PancakeBrah
08-25-2014, 11:05 PM
Starcraft?

Split
08-25-2014, 11:54 PM
Q: does a bear shit in the woods?
A: only if they are a Doosan Bear

oats
08-26-2014, 05:41 AM
I see what you did there. Unfortunately Korea's number one sport is baseball, and I'm not much of a baseball fan.

Camarac
08-26-2014, 11:19 AM
FOOTBALL THREAD? FOOTBALL THREAD.

I think Newcastle United will have a good season, our new signings are performing well @eng

MMLP
08-27-2014, 04:50 AM
FOOTBALL THREAD? FOOTBALL THREAD.

I think Newcastle United will have a good season, our new signings are performing well @eng

Preposterous, which one you referring to, good sir!

#COYG

Split
08-27-2014, 05:05 AM
TO THOSE OF YOU MAKING SMIDE REMARKS ABOUT MY INTERPRETATION OF TRAP'S VERSE


I WAS HIGH ON CRACK

AND HE STARTED IT OFF BY PERSONIFYING SOMETHJNG REFERRED TO AS "Fergie"

I REST MY CASE

sral
08-27-2014, 08:08 AM
Preposterous, which one you referring to, good sir!

#COYG

Remy Cabella, Ayoze Perez, Riviere, Ferreyra

Riviere has done really well, he's got pace, power and leads the line well. Good signing.

Ferreyra got two in the reserves game he played.

Perez is bulking up considerably with mucle, he'll be a problem.

LOL @ MAN UTD LOSING TO GILLINGHAM. 4-0. AMAZING. HOPE LEE FANCIES A NIGHT OUT THIS WEEKEND HAHA!

sral
08-27-2014, 08:10 AM
MMLP if i can find it out, i've got an Eminem figure of Kel's you can have if you want it.

looks like this from memory:



http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.77134.1329511337!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/gal-doll-eminem.jpg

gonna see what Ebay is selling them for, if its not crazy money you're welcome to it

MMLP
08-27-2014, 08:56 AM
sraL Cabella and Riviere are top quality but we havent seen that as yet, couldnt even break down lowly Villa LMAO

MAN UTD are gonna be the new Leeds, its amazing, remember that 500quid bet with Lee in October of 2000........ and something

sral
08-27-2014, 08:59 AM
lmao Villa play with 11 defenders at home, two regimented blocks of 5, absolutely no intention of even attempting an attack infront of their 12th man

their priority isnt to try and win games, its to try and not come out of a game empty handed

theyre playing to avoid relegation and the seasons only two games old

its shocking

Lees signing of Di Maria just makes the fail all the more amazing when it inevitably happens

Atheist
08-27-2014, 10:08 AM
LOL @ MAN UTD LOSING TO GILLINGHAM. 4-0. AMAZING. HOPE LEE FANCIES A NIGHT OUT THIS WEEKEND HAHA!



Mk Dons :)

Camarac
08-27-2014, 10:25 AM
sup Ath?

Long time no see.

- Baron Mynd

sral
08-27-2014, 11:38 AM
Mk Dons :)

LOL ONLY JUST GOT THAT

It was because i'd been talking Newcastle. What a superb own goal scored by an ex-Sunderland player to see us through to the third round. :)

Witty
08-27-2014, 02:42 PM
Newcastle have always been my 2nd team due to having family there, and because I think their fans are the best in the world (besides Liverpool fans of course)...I do hope they can improve on last season and I think they will.

dead @ LOLchester United losing 4-0 to MK Dons.

Best result of the season, don't even care what happens for the next 9 months.

Dagel
08-27-2014, 02:42 PM
I always miss the fun stuff.

Objective
08-27-2014, 04:56 PM
dead @ LOLchester United losing 4-0 to MK Dons.

Lmfao @ you thinking that was our first team although I agree it was hard to watch. LvG want to rebuild, I bet you five hundred vehicles of my choosing those people played for their future in there and some youngins getting a chance to show what they're good for. I mean, Evans as captain? Lmfao, he testing the regs to see who's worth keeping and not and if the younger kids got something to show for. Shit was mad risky and it's nice seeing some confidence in our manager for once, it's what we lacked during the season we've already forgot about. Just wait brur, and that Angel Di Maria signing is just another nail in your coffin' bitch. Them Devils come knocking on everyones door this year. In the very least next year... Takes time to rebuild.

In your case, Pool supporter or not... You'll always walk alone you pussy ass scouse. Fuck all y'all doubters. (Still love you though.)

Witty
08-27-2014, 05:07 PM
Lmfao @ you thinking that was our first team although I agree it was hard to watch. LvG want to rebuild, I bet you five hundred vehicles of my choosing those people played for their future in there and some youngins getting a chance to show what they're good for. I mean, Evans as captain? Lmfao, he testing the regs to see who's worth keeping and not and if the younger kids got something to show for. Shit was mad risky and it's nice seeing some confidence in our manager for once, it's what we lacked during the season we've already forgot about. Just wait brur, and that Angel Di Maria signing is just another nail in your coffin' bitch. Them Devils come knocking on everyones door this year. In the very least next year... Takes time to rebuild.

In your case, Pool supporter or not... You'll always walk alone you pussy ass scouse. Fuck all y'all doubters. (Still love you though.)

The team had a combined 850 first team games.

MK Dons are a league one team.

Objective
08-27-2014, 05:12 PM
The team had a combined 850 first team games.

MK Dons are a league one team.

Ye, and your point is? It's still a team we should be able to beat or at the very least put up a decent fight even with a team like that. Fuuuuck... Did you see the match? I foresee some people getting the boot after this, damn.

Witty
08-27-2014, 06:19 PM
I meant the United team but I was actually mistaken, it was 661 combined first team appearances between them, it was not an inexperienced team, there were young players but there were also experienced players on the pitch.

Dagel
08-27-2014, 06:23 PM
Darryl I'm sorry I no showed in SS. Been busy since I moved. I have like a 15% accuracy with leagues lately lol.

Objective
08-27-2014, 07:26 PM
I meant the United team but I was actually mistaken, it was 661 combined first team appearances between them, it was not an inexperienced team, there were young players but there were also experienced players on the pitch.

Ye, but the experienced players on the pitch have been in doubt lately because of new blood and performance (looking at you Welbeck) and haven't led up to expectations. Evans just came back from an injury though, but him and the players on the pitch were still underperforming. There's also been links to other clubs with Welbeck and I bet quite a few players will be sold unless they step their game up. I mean, you really think LvG would leave out people like Mata, Rooney, Persie and Shaw in a match he'd go for? They weren't even on the bench, heck even Anders Lindegaard wasn't on the bench, it was Ben Amos as a sub for De Gea. The only player on the pitch that we can say for sure isn't in doubt for the time being that was playing is David De Gea and he's the goalie...

I still got mad love and think we'll see a lot from Kagawa and Januzaj in the future though. But ye, I think LvG was testing these people out.

Witty
08-27-2014, 07:39 PM
Ye, but the experienced players on the pitch have been in doubt lately because of new blood and performance (looking at you Welbeck) and haven't led up to expectations. Evans just came back from an injury though, but him and the players on the pitch were still underperforming. There's also been links to other clubs with Welbeck and I bet quite a few players will be sold unless they step their game up. I mean, you really think LvG would leave out people like Mata, Rooney, Persie and Shaw in a match he'd go for? They weren't even on the bench, heck even Anders Lindegaard wasn't on the bench, it was Ben Amos as a sub for De Gea. The only player on the pitch that we can say for sure isn't in doubt for the time being that was playing is David De Gea and he's the goalie...

I still got mad love and think we'll see a lot from Kagawa and Januzaj in the future though. But ye, I think LvG was testing these people out.

All of the top teams do this, they do not all lose 4-0 against Mk Dons.

Objective
08-27-2014, 08:12 PM
All of the top teams do this, they do not all lose 4-0 against Mk Dons.

You got to look at the history here as well. First Fergie retired, then a lot of shit happened with Moyes, new players in and several key players out (Vidic which used to be a captain for example) Moyes also tried to incorporate his own style which is perfectly reasonable to do, but stuff like that cause ripples. Then LvG comes in and does further adjustments + bringing forth his own gameplan and new formations which needs time to be incorporated completely into the team. If SAF was still around you wouldn't have seen these issues at the same level, I doubt you'd see these problems at all. That on top of new players and uncertainty + a team that isn't even top level will cause certain issues a team who have had their manager for several years wouldn't have.

But I definitely agree, the players still under performed and should have done a better job on the pitch. It probably wasn't fun to see LvG after that game.

Certain
08-28-2014, 12:10 AM
Verses are due in less than 27 hours.

Reminder: There are no extensions.

We have plenty of replacements lined up. You'll have had eight days to write 10 lines. I make no exceptions.

sral
08-28-2014, 03:46 AM
dead @ LOLchester United losing 4-0 to MK Dons.

Best result of the season, don't even care what happens for the next 9 months.

repped

PancakeBrah
08-28-2014, 01:38 PM
Drunken Master

Are you going to show? I'm nearly done with my verse. Might work on some wording/edit tonight but I'm going to show.

Certain
08-28-2014, 04:22 PM
Reminders that the due date is in less than 11 hours to oats, jilti, Pinot Grij, Eŋg, MKG, dead man, Darth Yoda, Blanco Bishop, Mike Wrecka, YDK, Atheist, timeless, Badi Alii, kannon, Greed, Diode, Drunken Master, El Pancake and King Ra.

You can't get an extension. I have reserves lined up, trying to get in.

And if your opponent no-shows, your battle will be extended to Saturday for the reserve getting subbed in to show. You can then pull back your verse and revise, if you'd like.

Certain
08-28-2014, 04:22 PM
Reminders that the due date is in less than 11 hours to oats, jilti, Pinot Grij, Eŋg, MKG, dead man, Darth Yoda, Blanco Bishop, Mike Wrecka, YDK, Atheist, timeless, Badi Alii, kannon, Greed, Diode, Drunken Master, El Pancake and King Ra.

You can't get an extension. I have reserves lined up, trying to get in.

And if your opponent no-shows, your battle will be extended to Saturday for the reserve getting subbed in to show. You can then pull back your verse and revise, if you'd like.

Edit: As El Pancake says, you also can send your verses to me via private message.

PancakeBrah
08-28-2014, 04:23 PM
Or just pm it.

Blanco Bishop
08-28-2014, 05:07 PM
Prrat prrrat

Witty
08-28-2014, 05:24 PM
Or just pm it.

lol

PancakeBrah
08-28-2014, 05:43 PM
We gone bombard Certains inbox y'all

I'm usually against pm'ing verses but this situation with sub's may call for it.

Mike Wrecka
08-28-2014, 07:56 PM
we should have just made this a 1-2 topical tourney.

YDK
08-28-2014, 08:24 PM
I'm here an will be droppin

Mike Wrecka
08-28-2014, 09:36 PM
I'm here an will be droppin

U finally sigged up. Smart move The Outlaws the future of hip hop



Represent

YDK
08-28-2014, 09:47 PM
You fuckin dick lmao unsig me dammit

kannon
08-28-2014, 10:13 PM
man, shit. I've literally written 3 verses for this shit. Just trying to decide which one I like best.

10 bar battles is tough. I had a couple different ideas on how to flip the topic, and I was like "OH WELL ITS JUST TEN BARS, I'LL WRITE A COUPLE." and now I can't decide. I'll post one before the night is out... or I might write a new one.

PancakeBrah
08-28-2014, 10:41 PM
I reserve my right as admin to delete the fuck out of my verse if DM doesn't show.

Certain
08-28-2014, 11:12 PM
I reserve my right as admin to delete the fuck out of my verse if DM doesn't show.

Your verse has been seen. The no-showing appears to be problematic right now.

Diode
08-28-2014, 11:17 PM
We gone bombard Certains inbox y'all

I'm usually against pm'ing verses but this situation with sub's may call for it.

that's why i did it.

big baby
08-29-2014, 12:05 AM
fucking gone @ the last 30 minutes

Certain
08-29-2014, 01:58 AM
Diode, I know you are anti-hop, but surely you can respect this:

http://i.imgur.com/GU2C7Uw.jpg

It was canned this month.

Diode
08-29-2014, 01:59 AM
i know how big a deal that is for hop heads, so enjoy.

i also have the 4-pack of the 90s tmnt pint glasses

MKG
08-29-2014, 02:25 AM
Dropped dead man. Est of luck

MKG
08-29-2014, 03:48 AM
Someone edit that pic out its fucking up everything

Atheist
08-29-2014, 05:43 AM
My apologies for some reason i had it in my head i had til tonight, my bad. Ill definitely be around for the league when it starts up again.

trap
08-29-2014, 06:21 AM
I will be casting all my votes on Sunday when I am at work and near a computer.

sral
08-29-2014, 09:31 AM
My apologies for some reason i had it in my head i had til tonight, my bad. Ill definitely be around for the league when it starts up again.

FUUUUUUUUU-------

Split
08-29-2014, 09:41 AM
Doesnt Zen get til Friday to write a verse?

sral
08-29-2014, 10:07 AM
I thought the ruling here was always that the first person had until the second person had posted their verse to edit their own?

It sucks for Zen in this case, I agree, but it was made clear replacements were lined up were anyone to no-show so nobody should have been dropping no-show verses.

Split
08-29-2014, 10:12 AM
I thought the ruling here was always that the first person had until the second person had posted their verse to edit their own?

It sucks for Zen in this case, I agree, but it was made clear replacements were lined up were anyone to no-show so nobody should have been dropping no-show verses.

I agree, but Certain did say that people would get time to review and edit their verses for a second opponent

I think posting no-show verses is a bad habit but at least this way we'll get an interesting battle.

Diode
08-29-2014, 10:18 AM
I thought the ruling here was always that the first person had until the second person had posted their verse to edit their own?

It sucks for Zen in this case, I agree, but it was made clear replacements were lined up were anyone to no-show so nobody should have been dropping no-show verses.

certain even commented on the thread you voted in saying zen had until friday

come on, guy.

Certain
08-29-2014, 10:24 AM
Zen didn't write that as a no-show verse. Lars just doesn't know Zen. I liked it.

Camarac
08-29-2014, 10:29 AM
certain even commented on the thread you voted in saying zen had until friday

come on, guy.

??????

just checked and i dont see any post from Certain after my vote?

Diode
08-29-2014, 10:30 AM
??????

just checked and i dont see any post from Certain after my vote?

it was prior to your vote.

certain has since deleted it.

Certain
08-29-2014, 10:35 AM
Orc was subbed in Tuesday, so he got until Friday to write. Zen and Orc both knew that. Zen's verse had been up since Saturday. There is no controversy here. Troll in Discussion if you want.

sral
08-29-2014, 10:42 AM
lmao i dont troll shit outside the disc board

diode plays his own game

Split
08-29-2014, 10:43 AM
Oh, I thought it was a no-show verse and there wasn't an "open for votes" thing when sraL voted, sorry for confusion, just didnt watn people to vote on a match if their votes were gonna be invalid

PancakeBrah
08-29-2014, 10:47 AM
Lol split didn't hold any punches in his ydk/mike wreckage vote

Diode
08-29-2014, 10:55 AM
Oh, I thought it was a no-show verse and there wasn't an "open for votes" thing when sraL voted, sorry for confusion, just didnt watn people to vote on a match if their votes were gonna be invalid

pretty much this.

foh with the trollcusations, certain

Diode
08-29-2014, 10:59 AM
this shit was gamble level wtf:

Emotions more scattered than the stars in the skies,
Like lasik surgery I see the scars in your eyes

can we get a wtf of the week in the mag

YDK
08-29-2014, 12:11 PM
hey...fuck you buddy

Diode
08-29-2014, 12:22 PM
hey...fuck you buddy

come on man. you got a rep boost in season 3 and i come in and see "you're scarred like eyes after lasik" and can't believe this is life

why did you do that

WHY

YDK
08-29-2014, 12:34 PM
come on man. you got a rep boost in season 3 and i come in and see "you're scarred like eyes after lasik" and can't believe this is life

why did you do that

WHY

to be fair...i thought lasik eyes look cool...and still think so. have you ever seen them upclose after surgery?

Diode
08-29-2014, 12:47 PM
to be fair...i thought lasik eyes look cool...and still think so. have you ever seen them upclose after surgery?

i had lasik done in september, so yes.

but that comparison is so.. ugh. you're better than that.

YDK
08-29-2014, 12:51 PM
i had lasik done in september, so yes.

but that comparison is so.. ugh. you're better than that.

sober on a phone? not really

YDK
08-29-2014, 12:53 PM
okay maybe a bit...but i'm not makin excuses lol

YDK
08-29-2014, 01:06 PM
and just for fun i gonna point out every simplified phrase split used in his verse too lol i aint the only one! Split

dead man
08-29-2014, 01:14 PM
:/

Split
08-29-2014, 01:23 PM
and just for fun i gonna point out every simplified phrase split used in his verse too lol i aint the only one! Split

hey man opinions are like assholes:


























mine is bleached

Zen
08-29-2014, 01:24 PM
Zen didn't write that as a no-show verse. Lars just doesn't know Zen. I liked it.

Thanks. He knows me, but I don't think he knows that I always try different things with competition verses. Maybe I want the other guy to win? Idk. Probably.

YDK
08-29-2014, 01:38 PM
hey man opinions are like assholes:


mine is bleached

lmao nasty muh fucka

Diode
08-29-2014, 01:40 PM
hey man opinions are like assholes:


























mine is bleached

artemis?

Certain
08-29-2014, 07:40 PM
We already have our first second-round matchup: Orc vs. Darth Yoda.

And with dead man out, those two might be the favorites in the upper division.

PancakeBrah
08-29-2014, 08:54 PM
I'm on that double no-show time.

Certain
08-29-2014, 09:01 PM
I'm on that double no-show time.

It's possible. And there will be no third round of replacements.

jilti
08-29-2014, 09:07 PM
We already have our first second-round matchup: Orc vs. Darth Yoda.

And with dead man out, those two might be the favorites in the upper division.

Should be best match of 2nd round

Certain
08-29-2014, 09:13 PM
Both potential 4-5 matchups are great, too.

Diode
08-29-2014, 09:43 PM
Etrr.. dont I havd oats next rd if I win?

Certain
08-29-2014, 09:45 PM
Etrr.. dont I havd oats next rd if I win?

If he wins and you win, you would face each other.

big baby
08-29-2014, 09:55 PM
Blanco Bishop heard you got buttfucked by my nigga darth?

big baby
08-29-2014, 09:55 PM
DONT YOU EVER TALK SHIT AGEN BISH

Blanco Bishop
08-30-2014, 02:30 AM
Lol.

First topical verse ever.




Its k tho.



Keyed in 5 min as allen would say.

Orc
08-30-2014, 04:19 AM
I'll have to spend time on a verse if I want to compete with Yoda. He was the only one I didn't want to battle until later rounds haha. Nice though.

trap
08-30-2014, 08:59 AM
I wanted to face deadman next round, but Frank is definitely no slouch...if he shows.

Certain
08-30-2014, 10:19 AM
Frank, Cormier, Innovator, Vividlyvague and sound, verses are due tonight.

PancakeBrah
08-30-2014, 11:50 AM
Certain switch Diode and Mike Wrecka's spot.

I'M GOING TO EAT THAT NIGGA'S SOUL

sral
08-30-2014, 11:55 AM
how long these faggots got left to post?

its like 5pm here UK time, I'm out for the night at 7ish so I wont be around to vote on any more today like I wanted to

sorry Certain i'll try and hit more on Sunday

MKG
08-30-2014, 11:57 AM
It's 9:00 am pacific time right now sraL

Inno
08-30-2014, 12:22 PM
Frank, Cormier, Innovator, Vividlyvague and sound, verses are due tonight.

Posting in a,few.

PancakeBrah
08-30-2014, 12:26 PM
oh yeah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsK7iZns5gI

Certain
08-30-2014, 01:26 PM
I'm not going to be near a computer for the next three hours, but I planned to leave the current battles open until the reserves showed up anyway.

Diode
08-30-2014, 04:36 PM
Certain switch Diode and Mike Wrecka's spot.

I'M GOING TO EAT THAT NIGGA'S SOUL

lol you arent even alive

PancakeBrah
08-30-2014, 04:37 PM
i dont know what that means so im taking it as an insult

YOU'RE DONE FOR GUY

Diode
08-30-2014, 06:10 PM
i dont know what that means so im taking it as an insult

YOU'RE DONE FOR GUY

NOT EVEN HUMAN GO AWAY

PancakeBrah
08-30-2014, 06:12 PM
If I'm not a human how did you no show? Ponder that, ol steakmeister.

Mike Wrecka
08-30-2014, 06:59 PM
Pancake is coming up with new and creative ways to duck me


I am going to obliterate u

PancakeBrah
08-30-2014, 07:10 PM
teehee

so confident very scared

Pent uP
08-30-2014, 08:01 PM
can i Sub for a no show? I can have a verse by the end of the night

Certain
08-30-2014, 08:11 PM
It looks like only sound and maybe Vividlyvague aren't going to show. If kannon says it's OK, you can replace sound IF sound no-shows. (He hasn't logged in since being added.)

But you would need to PM me a verse by the deadline.

Pent uP
08-30-2014, 08:12 PM
I'll PM you a verse in the next 5 hours. Between working and bullshitting I'll get to it.

Certain
08-30-2014, 08:21 PM
I'll PM you a verse in the next 5 hours. Between working and bullshitting I'll get to it.

As a warning, I'm not going to put you in unless kannon OK's it. He's already had his opponent change once, and you'd obviously be way underseeded in a No. 12 slot.

Pent uP
08-30-2014, 08:23 PM
As a warning, I'm not going to put you in unless kannon OK's it. He's already had his opponent change once, and you'd obviously be way underseeded in a No. 12 slot.

thats weak but at the same time whatever. It's 10 lines...wont hurt me to write it.

PancakeBrah
08-31-2014, 12:59 AM
Pancake is coming up with new and creative ways to duck me


I am going to obliterate u

Bring it, dicknose. I'm not ducking shit. I'm going to murder your mother.

Diode knows what's up.

Mike Wrecka
08-31-2014, 01:02 AM
teehee

so confident very scared

PancakeBrah
08-31-2014, 01:08 AM
teehee

so confident very scared

I'm going to rip your brain off.

Do you hear me motherfucker!?

Not playing anymore. Going to write, starting now. Writing things currently.

"The cow moos, a foul tune."

^Start. You're fucked.

Diode
08-31-2014, 01:09 AM
Bring it, dicknose. I'm not ducking shit. I'm going to murder your mother.

Diode knows what's up.

what is up?

Certain
08-31-2014, 01:09 AM
The chickens cluck, a fowl tune.

PancakeBrah
08-31-2014, 01:10 AM
haha oh shit Certain.

Diode call me not human again. DO IT. I LIKE IT.

I hope you get to the Championship match and face me and then you have to go to Martha's Vineyard and you can't show you SOUTH CAROLINIAN FUCK!

Certain
08-31-2014, 03:12 AM
Where we stand right now:

http://i.imgur.com/yh5Lc2d.gif

kannon
08-31-2014, 03:50 AM
It looks like only sound and maybe Vividlyvague aren't going to show. If kannon says it's OK, you can replace sound IF sound no-shows. (He hasn't logged in since being added.)

But you would need to PM me a verse by the deadline.

im cool with whatever

kannon
08-31-2014, 03:51 AM
also, ive had a super busy weekend. but ill get my votes in tomorrow.

Pent uP
08-31-2014, 03:55 AM
Certain he said yea yo

Camarac
08-31-2014, 08:20 AM
can i Sub for a no show? I can have a verse by the end of the night

you can take my spot in rd 2 if you want

ive too much on atm to take part

Diode
08-31-2014, 10:19 AM
haha oh shit Certain.

Diode call me not human again. DO IT. I LIKE IT.

I hope you get to the Championship match and face me and then you have to go to Martha's Vineyard and you can't show you SOUTH CAROLINIAN FUCK!


I think this is a good thing? Yes, I would gladly skip out on a text rap battle tourney to hang out with rich white people. They have the best food at their parties!

PancakeBrah
08-31-2014, 10:21 AM
I'll go to. RSVP. Thanks Diode.

Adonis
08-31-2014, 12:35 PM
MKG

What does your name stand for?

Certain
08-31-2014, 01:07 PM
Michael Karter-Gilliams.

MKG
08-31-2014, 01:41 PM
LOL Michael kidd gilchrist

kannon
08-31-2014, 02:39 PM
you should leave the no show threads open for feedback, no?

MKG
08-31-2014, 03:30 PM
You know god damn well you only included the horse cause it rhymed with divorce

Lmfao kannon repped

kannon
08-31-2014, 04:40 PM
fucker closed the objective/soulstice battle while I was voting.
Objective Soulstice


Soulstice. I feel like I like this. I'm tempted to believe that the story is of a couple leaving from somewhere, since the woman seems to be directing the conversation, I'll say they just spent a holiday with her family. She wasn't particularly happy at the impression he made. He wasn't particular happy in their relationship. She seems to have settled into a contentment where she can glide over issues, while he seems to be slipping more and more into a depression about things getting worse. I'm always a little up in the air about pieces like this, because I don't like to read any other replies before I vote, and I'm always nervous I'll be completely wrong haha. The writing was dope though. I didn't like "invertebrate eunuch" at first. I literally re-read the line saying, "as recursive confusion turns you into a fucking pussy." just cause I thought the wording was better. But No-backbone, no-balls. Invertebrate Eunuch is pretty on point. I also really liked the last bar. So kudos on that. If this story is how I imagine it, great piece. If I'm completely off base, I hate you and I hope you lose. Also, are you from PR? I feel like your name is really familiar. Edit: See, I read other people taking the bullets line literally, and now I dont know what to believe anymore.

Objective. I will say that objectively youve had the best flow I've read thus far. And as an audio head, that shit is appealing to me. That being said, the story lacked a little development. There wasn't much depth beyond him being kept awake due to "dark forces." This leaves a lot to be desired when trying to make a connection with your character. I don't know why he's upset, and I don't know what changed that finally allowed him to sleep. Other than letting his depression "swallow him whole." It seems like the only way he can be okay with him actions is to accept this seemingly inevitable role as a bad guy, but his morals are fighting hard against that. In the end he succumbs to his evil, but we're still not really sure what that is. I think the idea is a cool one, but the execution maybe fumbled a little bit. And although sleep is the metaphoric "home" you speak of, allowing himself to slip into his insanity would seem to be foreign to him, which leaves the "finally home" bar to seem a bit contradictory. Well written, just lacked a little development.

Gotta roll with Soulstice

kannon
08-31-2014, 04:43 PM
im still voting on defiant/oats and copypat/diode, so dont close those shits.

MKG
08-31-2014, 05:49 PM
Appreciate all the votes

Objective
08-31-2014, 06:18 PM
kannon: I appreciate the time you took on the vote I had vs. Soulstice and that you posted it in here. The title I had for my verse, and what I tried to convey in the story was ''Insomnia''. It was basically the same verse I sent to Certain so I wouldn't no-show and in case I'd get some time to polish it and re-write some lines. I didn't get time to polish it but you gave me some insight on how I could improve it even further with the thoughts I had in mind on how I would originally improve it if I had the time to do so. Thanks man.

And yeah, I second MKG on the votes as well. Everyone's been on point.

Diode
08-31-2014, 10:12 PM
Certain what am i supposed to do if there's less than 4 battles open?

Certain
08-31-2014, 10:13 PM
Certain what am i supposed to do if there's less than 4 battles open?

... That won't happen.

I've kept El Pancake vs. Innovator open to avoid that question.

Diode
08-31-2014, 10:14 PM
... That won't happen.

I've kept El Pancake vs. Innovator open to avoid that question.

PERFECT, THANKS, CAN'T GET TO IT RIGHT NOW DISTRACTED FOR OBV REASONS

Certain
08-31-2014, 10:15 PM
PERFECT, THANKS, CAN'T GET TO IT RIGHT NOW DISTRACTED FOR OBV REASONS

How long can one masturbate?

You have until 3 a.m. ET.

Certain
08-31-2014, 10:24 PM
Anyone who read a substantial number of the verses this round (more than half is fine) and wants to send me their five favorites can go ahead for the Round 2 magazine.

Diode
08-31-2014, 10:26 PM
How long can one masturbate?

You have until 3 a.m. ET.

lol im not even. just enjoy zero day things and sharing my connections with ncs. some get reposted elsewhere first, tbh, but if it means one dl is made public for your nerds before it gets pulled it's worth it.

my black hat is extra comfortable right now

you should see anon irc

NYCSPITZ
09-01-2014, 01:12 AM
yo my boy didn't die he just gained wisdom, his old perceptions died

JEEZ SO OBVIOUS

@ all u cocksuckers

Diode
09-01-2014, 01:16 AM
diode streak tagger show yourself

if you're not cake i will lol

Diode
09-01-2014, 02:06 AM
i was hoping for a Certain battle breakdown

:(

Certain
09-01-2014, 02:08 AM
You got more votes in your favor than anyone else this round.

Diode
09-01-2014, 02:10 AM
You got more votes in your favor than anyone else this round.

oh i don't care about that, i just enjoy your thorough votes. i use them to focus on areas that need work. srs.

Certain
09-01-2014, 02:14 AM
Your verse had an NFL Films feel to it. I liked it, but I didn't think it hit the topic all that cleanly. The alliteration was a good touch, and you clearly won. But you'll have to build characters better against oats.