ATTENTION CRIMINALS

[Detective Mike Hunt, NCPD]

ATTENTION NETCEES. SOME OF YOU ARE GUILTY OF MINOR OFFENCES NOT DESERVING OF JAIL TIME BUT CANNOT GO UNPUNISHED. SEE BELOW FOR THE CHARGE AND THE PUNISHMENT

Storyteller
CRIME: EXCESSIVE USE OF THE MENTION FEATURE
SENTENCE: USE OF THE MENTION FEATURE IS DISALLOWED FOR THE NEXT WEEK. USE OF SAID FEATURE IN SAID TIME PERIOD WILL RESULT IN IMPRISONMENT

Sharp Nine PancakeBrah
CRIME: EXCESSIVE UNWARRANTED MUSIC-RELATED POSTS
SENTENCE: DISCUSSION OF MUSIC DISALLOWED FOR 3 DAYS FOR CAKE AND 5 FOR SHARP. SINCE SHARP’S NAME IS A FAGGY MUSIC PUN IT IS TO BE CHANGED FOR THAT TIME PERIOD. DISCUSSION OF MUSIC IN SAID TIME PERIOD WILL RESULT IN IMPRISONMENT

Lecture Atomic Slowhands
CRIME: DISORDERLY BOARDING, WANTON DISREGARD FOR PROPOSITION 17, FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF JOY
SENTENCE: PROBATIONARY POSTING PERIOD OF NO LESS THAN 2 WEEKS. A WARNING WILL BE ISSUED FOR NEGALULZ AND SUBSEQUENTLY WILL BE CAUSE FOR IMPRISIONMENT

Flo Real
CRIME: EXCESSIVE WHINING REALTED TO UNFAVORABLE RESPONSES TO VOTES, NEGLECT OF PROPOSITION 17
SENTENCE: WARNING, FURTHER WHINING WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED

SiK
CRIME: GANG-RELATED AGGRESSION
SENTENCE: LIFE ON PAROLE, CHARGES WILL BE REMOVED IF AGREED TO WORK AS AN INSIDE INFORMANT FOR THE NCPD

Nigma
CRIME: POSTING WHILE IMPAIRED
SENTENCE: BREATHALYZER TO BE ATTACHED TO NETCEES LOGIN PAGE FOR TWO (2) MONTHS, UPON WHICH IT WILL BE REMOVED

Aero
CRIME: FIRST DEGREE USE OF A SLOW-IT-DOWN BAR
SENTENCE: WARNING, FURTHER USE OF SAID BARS MAY NOT GO UNPUNISHED

Mr. J IllCracka Scripter
CRIME: EVERY LINE IN NUMEROUS BATTLE CYPHERS
SENTENCE: USE OF BATTLE CYPHERS IS DISALLOWED UNTIL EVIDENCED IMPROVEMENT VIA EITHER/OR: 1)READING OF ACTUAL BATTLES 2)USE OF TUTORING SECION 3) DIVINE INTERVENTION

mimic
CRIMES: ATTEMPTED IDENTITY THEFT, UNWARRANTED SOLICITATION OF BUSINESS IN RESTRICTED ZONE
SENTENCE: UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS BRITISH ACCENT FOR THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE



THAT IS ALL FOR NOW. CARRY ON GOOD CITIZENS.

[SiK]

Gang related? *dead

[Spoken]

DEAD @ THe mention tag

thats whats up lol

[uh-oh]

FUCK THE POLICE NIGGA

[Spoken]

oh shit...... ifficer BEND-A-DICK please pursue the chase

[Witty]

Good to see someone is keeping these streets clean for the law abiding netcitizens.

Thank you Officer.

[SiK]

Good to see someone is keeping these streets clean for the law abiding netcitizens.

Thank you Officer.

This guy is the Gang Leader

[Witty]

This guy is the Gang Leader

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You must mean someone else.

I have never been involved in crime of any sort, I am a legitimate business man and I find these accusations offensive and slanderous.

Surely proof must be provided or I will walk free as the innocent man I am.

[The Boca Burglar]

Game up

[Detective Mike Hunt, NCPD]

I will get you one day.

You will be behind bars with the rest of them.

[Witty]

Nothing wrong with making some money on the side.

[The Boca Burglar]

Sly like fox

[Geno]

Toppled

[Wise Wiggles]

FUCK THE POLICE NIGGA

My thoughts exactly.

[StarFaggot]

loooooool @ slow it down bar...

[Meth]

Lmao

[Vulgar]

lol Netcees is turning into a police state but somehow it feels.... right.

[Ghost1]

And then....

There were laws......


We r striding towards a civilized community gentlemen. Its a proud day indeed

[Sharp]

lmao fair enough. Long as this doesn't become Orwellian lol

[Fart]

loll

[Lars]

lmao @ SENTENCE: UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS BRITISH ACCENT FOR THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE

roflzzz

[Scripter]

fuck the police :P

[Masaii]

LMAO at posting while impaired.

[Vulgar]

Toppled

[Certain]

Was this Bags? The spelling is pristine.

[Diode]

Was this Bags? The spelling is pristine.

no.

look at the poster above you.

[Strikta]

What is this

[Sharp]

Was this Bags? The spelling is pristine.

this was meth's account. I borrowed it to did this thread lol

the entire post was meant to get storyteller to stop @ing everyone 83 times per hour

it worked for like a day and a half

[Certain]

I knew it couldn't be NotMeth.

[sral]

@Mr. J @IllCracka @Scripter
CRIME: EVERY LINE IN NUMEROUS BATTLE CYPHERS
SENTENCE: USE OF BATTLE CYPHERS IS DISALLOWED UNTIL EVIDENCED IMPROVEMENT VIA EITHER/OR: 1)READING OF ACTUAL BATTLES 2)USE OF TUTORING SECION 3) DIVINE INTERVENTION

@mimic
CRIMES: ATTEMPTED IDENTITY THEFT, UNWARRANTED SOLICITATION OF BUSINESS IN RESTRICTED ZONE
SENTENCE: UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS BRITISH ACCENT FOR THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE



looooooooooooool @ divine intervention and unbearable accent for remainder of life ahahahaha

[cousin heat]

WTH???

[Black Mask]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo