The Roast of Cristian

[Seymour BUTTS]

be gentle

http://i.imgur.com/Ngo7bFC.jpg

[MKG]

Dudes head looks like a lacrosse stick

[Seymour BUTTS]

Been a DRAG QUEEN so long he stopped moving

[big baby]

got ballons on his dick

[Friend Zone Fred Zim]

o lawwwwwwwd...

[Alpha Male Jim Sanchez]

stare so gay it warps time

[Alpha Male Jim Sanchez]

Nigga got DSL, but not the internet connection/
Thass Dick Sucking Lips you need internal protection
REAL LIFE

[PancakeBrah]

lol

[Diode]

this cant be life

i refuse

[Friend Zone Fred Zim]

this cant be life

i refuse

believe it brother...believe.

[Sho Money EMG]

Who the fuck is that? Lol

[NYCSPITZ]

14 y/o puerto rican "I'm just hitting puberty, fuck me" eyes with xoxox and lots of heartszz loll !! <3

[NYCSPITZ]

That's cris he be on all the dull boy bwahahaha big baby accounts intermittently, don't he look gay bro?

[PancakeBrah]

lol

[MKG]

Looks like someone photoshopped his face onto the back of vin diesels head

[big baby]

I don't mean to pry but big baby (me) posts on all the accounts. they do have separate entities. I have posted on all account but primarily this is my own. Also manhattan. cristian (pic) is bwhaha. (name I have posted on) but continue.

[YDK]

Either those lips are covered in lipstick or their swollen from sucking too much dick

Either way it's faggot status

[Badweather]

everything about that guy's face makes me uncomfortable. somebody get this faggot a luchador mask with no mouth-hole please

[veritas]

The question is.....how did he get that cold sore?

[Hush]

Look like Tim mcveigh if he was a Pokemon

[veritas]

Duke looks like a minecraft character

[Witty]

So wait....who is this?

[Seymour BUTTS]

Big baby And bwahaha. Even if not primarily bb, both r poor, have inflated egos and use sixty percent of their vocab horribly. Spic Clones in thinking, speaking, and lifestyle

[Witty]

I still don't understand who this is.

[Greed]

Tell me why I zoomed in right before the picture loaded and scared the fuck out of myself.

[big baby]

NYC you shouldve let dull boy run the roast of bw, tbh this is weird irl

[Witty]

So is this BB or no?

[Seymour BUTTS]

Fuck upara Youtube lintel faggot cocí sucker

[big baby]

nope, but it can be if u want wit

[Seymour BUTTS]

NYC you shouldve let dull boy run the roast of bw, tbh this is weird irl

This síntomas real life

[Witty]

nope, but it can be if u want wit

That sounds vaguely erotic

<3

[big baby]

lol the front page is you talking to yourself on aliases to generate views to roast someone who you think is me because you dont' like the way I post and think you know me based on a relationship you had with someone years ago. but tbh i was scared as well

[big baby]

That sounds vaguely erotic

<3

mm

[Zen]

I'm just going to pretend this thread doesn't exist. So confuse, much annoy.

[Seymour BUTTS]

I still don't understand who this is.

Its bb. Types just like he has his whole life. If bwaha j types like him and isnt him thats j sad and weird

[El Muffin]

nigga look like reggie Miller on n64 graphics

[Seymour BUTTS]

lol the front page is you talking to yourself on aliases to generate views to roast someone who you think is me because you dont' like the way I post and think you know me based on a relationship you had with someone years ago. but tbh i was scared as well

Dont need to know u. Ur online all day and a grown man who trolls for hours daily. Recipe for life failure

[Witty]

lol the front page is you talking to yourself on aliases to generate views to roast someone who you think is me because you dont' like the way I post and think you know me based on a relationship you had with someone years ago. but tbh i was scared as well

Relationship like sexual times?

Or just friends?

[Witty]

Its bb. Types just like he has his whole life. If bwaha j types like him and isnt him thats j sad and weird

I don't know what to believe.

My head hurts.

[big baby]

ok ok

alright


i didnt want to say it

but me and seymour dated before

it was quick.

i jsut wanted tomake sure i wasnt gay.


id do it again (date guy)

but im still pretty str8 dull boy

[big baby]

thats why this thred so emoshinul ,, Witty plz dont cal me faggot plz

[Witty]

Seymour how can you do this to someone you loved?

[Witty]

thats why this thred so emoshinul ,, Witty plz dont cal me faggot plz

I won't, I promise.

faggot.

jk, I don't care if ur bi, straight, gay, fuck animals...ur still bb to me.

[big baby]

witty wanna date just 2 see how it is

[Witty]

sure but no sex cuz i'm not that kind of girl.

I'm a girl btw.

[Split]

this is immoral

[Witty]

this is immoral

Hi Split, how are you?

[MKG]

sure but no sex cuz i'm not that kind of girl.

I'm a girl btw.

Don't hook up with Doug funny then, cuz he'll cheat on you

[Witty]

Don't hook up with Doug funny then, cuz he'll cheat on you

I know, he is such a coward.

[dull boy]

Worst roast thread ever.

lol @ Reggie Miller N64

[NYCSPITZ]

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